/mug/ - Manchester United Bunker General

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can blame injuries, we can praise Arsenal's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Ralf and later ten Hag, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the summer. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or our chances in qualifying for the Europa Conference League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? Is Penaldo the problem? Or is it Pogba? Or Jones? Or was Maguire right all along? Ralf #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/cristiano/
instagram.com/paulpogba
jlingz.com
redcafe.net
store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/en
nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/

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Other urls found in this thread:

jlingz.com
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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Don't worry lads... Ten Hag will bring us to glory next season!

No one has been exposed harder than Varane. Absolute bum without Ramos

Could spending even more obscene amounts of money be the solution?

this

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kek

Sure
One Dele Alli, Tyrone Mings and James Maddison please

Villas summer strategy is 100% going to be tricking someone into buying Mings

You're gonna have to take pogba's insta out of this pasta soon

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/mug/bros ... not like this

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they're still losing aren't they, which is a shame because a draw is best for me

HOWEVER

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHHAHAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSHAHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Ten Haags counter offensive will fix everything

BANTER CLUB

I'm sick and tired of this shit

I was concerned that maguire being dropped meant there would be less self-sabotage but fernandes and telles, wow. what a performance. based ABUs on the inside

Every Man Utd CB should be sold

HOW DID WE GO FROM THIS....

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two portugese frauds. clearly jealous of their taller and more masculine leader on the pitch

We were selfish. Not United.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

————-De Gea
—Livramento—Varane—Rudiger—Gaya
————-De Jong—Rice
—Sancho—-Dybala——Ronaldo
——————Kane

We will be back.

Teh Faag cant come soon enough

this
this is the post

>spend absurd money on shit players
>their fans conclude that their problems stem from not using even more
manure fans are a special breed

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when will JLingz finally get unlocked and become world class?

you can't rush these things

Ten Hag gets here soon.

utd are SO fucking shit. and its because all of you are glory hunting faggots. you all grew up during the fergayson years and chose to support the team that wins everything, because you're WEAK.
utd are now one of the worst teams in the premier league. a club with less money and prestige, ran like utd are ran, is called EVERTON. that is your fate.

this was one of the worst games of football i've ever watched. the quality is poor. how can you not beat fucking ARSENAL?

varane is shit. rudiger isnt coming. rice isnt coming. de jong isnt coming. kane isnt coming. kill yourself.

As soon as he re-joins the Moyessiah

things might have been different if big man maguire was playing
his leadership has been sorely missed, the team looks lost

Bumping my favourite Yea Forums thread

To be fair, arsenal is fourth and higher up the league table so technically the better team.

Seeing ManU's performance always cheers me up, thanks lads

>united fans are whining about muh refball
Don’t they see the irony in this?

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Why is Bruno the captain and not Ronaldo? He is a weakmind faggot, also he should never take pens with Ronaldo on the pitch, who thought of this?

why didn't rolando take the penalty?

Amazes me how quickly the prestige and quality fergie built up over 20 years was squandered.

Lmao, keep losing you mancucks kek

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Lmao imagine losing to a team with Xhaka and El Neny in the middle

Funny how the moment other teams began to financially compete with United his legacy started turning to shit

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>look up jlingz.com
>oh shit, it's actually real

how you seen how trash MAN UTD have been for a decade nigel? they are the new arsenal

>tfw they couldn't even lose right

Guess it's up to us to save Yea Forums, lads.

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black/pajeeta?

De gea should be captain. He looks like the only player on the pitch who tries.

any link for meltdown?

APOLOGISE TO MAGUIRE
RIGHT NOW

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South African

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i'm sorry

>Moyes
Lang Baal
Mouyes
Ole at the wheel
Der Meister
Which one is your favorite lads? For me it's a tie between lang baal and >Moyes

Liverpool blew up just as fast in the early 90s. United are well on their way to matching their 30 year dry spell

Yeah but De gea is also weakmind butterhands, even if he is the one holding the team from worse, better than Bruno though 100%

>anime
kys srsly

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That was my decision. Ronaldo is no part of my vision so I questioned Ralf to make Bruno onfeeder and let him take the penalties.

I am DONE with Manchester United. I am now a fan of the TRUE Manchester club, Manchester City.

Maguire is such a leader that he’d have let all of those goals in, plus more, instead

it's amazing how many of the same mistakes utd have made, too. liverpool and united's decline are like poetry, they rhyme

>N*gger spam
Kys

looks like he was just crawling and the ball hit his arm. you can't give that

Moyes was based, that guy started all this shit

>t.

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you in the webm

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olesexuals vindicated, we should never have let our legend go

>Let me tell you something about your country

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is he okay?

they should have used his 6 years at the club, having been captain before and status in the football world as an excuse to make him captain as soon as he got there. to send a message to the dressing room. but the club is cucked beyond reason.

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>Another anglo flag is a nigger lover
Omg, what a surprise isn't it guys?...

Think I’ll crack out a wank now thinking of last season and the Ole Times

>moyes

kino

black kween=arsenal
chud=manure

>HEY MARCUS, WATCH THIS

bump

Moyes and Ole for me

Your goblina housekeeper of an aunt keeps stealing from my parents' drawer.

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what is it about the environment at this club that makes everyone who goes there worse
is it just the coaching? they don't seem to have a style or any sort of system of playing

Keep fucking monkeys amerimutt, i will keep my aristocratic white line in Mexico,

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United needs more chocolate sisters, not some new sperg every two years

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i'd let her drink from my fountain if you catch my drift

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Mou sure

don't normally go for dark black chicks but I'd pump her

AHAHAHHAHAH WEST HAM ARE COMING FOR YA

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Is he /ourguy/?

>Plays an autistic press hoping he'll be as good as Klopp
>Spergs out at press conferences
>Zero man management skills
>Is the biggest loser among his peers
>Showed a lot of promise before getting exposed

Literally any of us could be Ralf.

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>0 (zero) trophies

The problem with Man U is too many mulattos and not enough full blooded Africans.

Brazilian black girls are out of this world

Literally impossible to find a more beautiful group of women.

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That'll be £30m, £60m and £40m

Neverton?

I've seen a few fellow British queenposters on /int/. Are you one of them?

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They’re dumb enough to fall for it