New Orleans Pelicans Vs Phoenix Suns Game 3 Game Thread

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FLY PELLIES FLY

Go Suns

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What the hell is going on with Jae Crowder

WOOOOOOOOOO WHERE MY PELDAWGS AT?

tonight we're all pelicans

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What part of NOLA is everyone from?
London, here

what channel is it on atm?

He literally chokes every year in the playoffs. I give him credit for always being in the playoffs, but he's still a choker.

The swamp known as Mississauga.

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Notice for all the Suns fans tonight: the Canadian flag is just trying to bait you and rile you up. Don't reply to him and just let him talk to himself

im here for cp

Just got done sucking three cocks at a truck stop. Go Suns!!

Shamet's out here now

Why they gon let my boy Zion cook?

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Why are they jerking eachother off?

DEM NOLA BOYS DIFFERENT I TELL YOU

Oh yeah Deandre

My wife called saying she's going to stay over at her friend's house. Oh well, just in time for my Suns game. Go Suns!

Suns rest on DAs shoulders

DA gonna be the key for us tonight

i dont have an espn 2 stream
still watching teams i dont care about

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DA looks automatic right now, but I don't trust Willie Green to stick to the same schemes. Man is tricky.

WHy does your brain always go to gay shit immediately? You projecting?

dunno which team i'd rather my mavvies face, probably the suns w/o booker

Hey homies

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imagine the posting when the suns lose this

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>Let's name our team the Pelicans
Really?

come on NO

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>2-3 weeks hammy
FUCK

sup brother

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FUCK

CHRIS

PAUL

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THE PELS ARE BACK IN TOWN THE PELS ARE BACK IN TOWN THE PELS ARE BACK IN TOWN

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will Chris Paul suffer his patented annual playoffs injury tonight?

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Nm bro everyone already hates me so if I can make friends tonight I will, what’s sup with you bro? Drinking anything?

that #74 ref got a booty

bro i was watching trae youngs postgame interview and the stream switched to this snoozefest

just some wild turkey

>female commentator
Nope not watching

Javale is the best player on a #1 seed playoff team

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hope not, with booker and CP out the suns would collapse

>female commentator Nope not watching

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Fuck suns fags.
They deserve all the bad luck they get.
Bitches probably mostly lakers bandwagons. Fuck em

>trae youngs postgame
Wait the Heat fucking lost! I stopped watching when they were up by double digits.

Yeah, so what?

>Doris announcing instead of being on some anons dick
why does she keep getting hired

Based department called, says your apart of the team

as a depressed clipper fan, lets go pels

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he's really good in his defined role

man devin booker's drip is nowhere near sosho's level

LETS GO PELS

Pels are dogshit at home for some reason. Do they even have a chance, because CJ is always shit in the playoffs?

That's "3× NBA champion" Javale McGee

Was just thinking this, sunsisters what gives?

>LETS GO PELS

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Forgot picture

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CJ lit the Nuggets up in a Game 7 before

Holy shit this fucking bench besides Javale fucking blows. Payne is a liability now.

>le best team in the NBA

lel

GIANT MILKY MILKERS, GIVE ME YOUR MILK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>bud light platinum
Kek what a stereotype

Crowder & Payne need to be benched until they start making shots

its crazy that brie larsons peak was the character she played in the scott pilgrim movie.

same with mary elizabeth winstead

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>Do they even have a chance
No but we're letting them have their fun

>one player goes out
>team falls to the level of a 10th seed

are suns a meme team or pels a sleeper team? i think if they had CJ all season theyre 6-7 seed

suns are legitimately regular season beasts but a paper tiger team after that

alright it's almost 11, time to stop drinking that water and bust out the real booze

>that Dos equis interracial commercial

the answer is both
I am honestly afraid of the pelicans if zion comes back and isn't a shell of himself

Poorfag here
When can one watch this for free on his phone?

He really kind of is. He can direct the offense when there's absolutely no pressure on him, but if they're down or the quarter is closing he loses all of his spaghetti fucking immediately and start chucking up garbage shots. He should never be the ball handler to close quarters.

casual

1st Seed gonna get eliminated by a play-in team

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>isn't a shell of himself
mans so girthy he'll be a shell of 3+ fuckin people

What team are we rooting for after this if the Suns lose this?

yeah I'm thinking the Pellies are based

swear to god this woman announcer just called them peenix

the pellies are soul. the suns are just legit soulless

>he was rooting for the suns
oof

This is the first night I’ve been able to enjoy the bar i built

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You're about to see what a 10 seed activating rape mode on a 1 seed looks like

I'm not racists but black coaches are just inferior to whites.
There's just something about white men ruling and giving orders to blacks.

Its probably genetics at this point
>also
Lmao at the suns bench everytime the camera man focuses on them lol

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Gotta know when to bow out, Mike

>rooting for the suns
Need to be over 18 to post here

Don’t tempt me I’m a tank

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This would be a bigger upset than my Mavs when they lost to the warriors as the number one seed in the first round in 2006-07 , 1 year after losing in the finals

Nicky get it right never knew a Mikey

Get a load of this bandwagon faggot

closest I've been at a game is row 4, has anyone here been courtside? how was it

>female commentator

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it's dangerous when sleepyboi comes out

I'm thinking Celtics might be a good team to root for if the Suns lose. They have a chance against the memechuckers. Fuck Curry

yeah I was, not in the playoffs though I don't have that kind of money
kinda hard to watch. when you're sitting down watching a bunch of dudes averaging 6'7 hoop - it gets visually crowded and the far side is harder to see. I would actually say a few rows up is closer to optimal

Fuck off. We're full.

valanciunas is just a slav drummond

this may be the game CP3 gets his season ending injury. keep me posted.

based fuck bandwagoners

*loses to an 8th seed ten games under .500*
AYO IMMA NEED DAT MAX CONTRACT WHYTE BOI

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>suns struggling
The other best part about this is suns is going to be forced to play booker in g4 or g5. He's gonna fuck both of those legs lmfao.
Win or lose, suns are so fucked.

no way man, homeboy can shoot
sort of
but drummond you can't even say sort of

I think LeBum would beat the Suns at this point. Shaw was right

>I'm thinking Celtics might be a good team to root for if the Suns lose. They have a chance against the memechuckers. Fuck Curry

If anything theyre a good matchup for the Ws. Theyre as small as them.

Sat 3 rows up once watching the Steph Curry show (they were the road team). Tickets were dirt cheap, it was very early in the season of their first title run, before casuals knew what the Warriors had.

Always so fun when Shamet gets it in

love when chris paul tries to hit a 3

CLUNK

hes not the guy

Pelican bros…

Shamet sheesh

Celtics are literally built to beat the Warriors

>G Leaguer gets his highlight against... *checks notes*.... Jaxson Hayes

at least Hayes had the balls to contest

He just got one earlier

that pass from CJ was so stupid

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Was gonna say. He's getting away with some shit.

ON HIS HEAD BOI

>he

5 rows from courtside for the We Believe Baron Davis 1st Round WCF game 2, fuckin electric, early oracle days

i mean it was a kickball

lightskin on lightskin violence

who is this qt

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based

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they will gameplan for Curry without realizing the Warriors are Pooles team and Curry is a floor spacer now

>black character making white character look weak
literally every commercial. must suck to be a whitetoid in this day and age

white people will quite literally be a minority by 2060. Why can't people just get that white america is a dead idea? Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's a natural result of white lawmakers enacting immigration policies.

Alvarado straight up pushes Mikal in front of a ref, nothing called. These niggas are so transparent sometimes.

CHIMPOUT

>2060
too long. more like 2040

I wanna see them try to stop the Splash Brothers and Poole

black people won't be a majority or anything though and in the advertising thing they're just there to humiliate white people

>Crowder chimping again

My sixers would booty blast both these teams

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>crowder chimping out
pottery

HOLY BASED
FUCK CROWDER

>Crowder
Hayes is still seething over getting dunked on

>nooo you can't just turn it around after a century of humiliating blacks by putting them in fields to literally and figuratively plant seeds for america's growth

Jax you dumbass

how do you let yourself get that fat? do you just one day give up on life?