/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Haas Rocketship Edition

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>Countdown to the Rolex Gran Premio dell' Emilia Romagna e Wheresa-me-watcha-gona Mamma Mia Pirelli 150™ 309,049 all' Autodromo Enzo e Dino Ferrari di Imola (BO):
f1exposure.com/#/countdown

>Previous thread:
>/f1/ Essentials:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 71 (+26)
RUS: 37 (+15)
SAI: 33 (+0)
PER: 30 (+18)
HAM : 28 (+12)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 104 (+26)
Mercedes: 65 (+27)
Red Bull: 55 (+18)
McLaren: 24 (+18)
Alpine: 22 (+6)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 168.00 (+61.56)
LAT: 149.63 (+48.49)
RIC: 139.54 (+17.09)

>News:
F3 Quali ON
F1 & FKino Quali soon
LECLERCWINSLOL
Haas Surge
>Hamilel

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hij sneed me af

Top Gear legend James May

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Rolling for Hamilton getting P18 again in about an hour

why sprints

Grosjeanbros..

big if true

gimi

gimi

Not sure what entails rare

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I dont understand how the sprint race works and im not going to look it up. And if any of you explain it to me, I wont retain the information

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gimi

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gimmie

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>enzo trulli going for slicks
fucking madlad

>F1 22 romance option
>Girl asks you to take her on a romantic getaway, but your team want you to spend all weekend doing sim work at the factory
What do?

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Whos the best rain driver in the field

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a race but with fewer laps

LEC
VER
PER
all leaf DNFs

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>Should have Zuriched it up.

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Here's how it works:
It confuses us by not being all season, I thought quali was tomorrow

charles, what are you doing in the states?

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literally just
>red flag the race after the sprint distance
>continue on Sunday

Ferrari 1-2 incoming, brace yourselves AMXchuds

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sim work with the lads. what kind of a silly bloody question is that mate?

>asymmetrical face, one eye higher than the other
can this be fixed?

have her porpoise on my dick in the simulator

>elena berri
bout to berri my dick in her ass if you know what im saying

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Have her suck you off while drive in the sim

uum gimi

hello Fernando

get in the sim of course, enough time for fucking around after my short but very sucessful career

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Take the gf on a romantic getaway to the sim. Duh.

Letard will spin

>kalle chilling
>still faster than everyone

if max doesn't win WDC this year does he go back to 33 or can he still wear 1

>Martins sets green-yellow-yellow sectors
>goes first
Nice graphics

Cannot unsee

Not F1, but NCAA football 06 had a feature in road to glory mode where the better you play, the hotter your gf became. All it was though was a picture.

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How long till quali?

mmmhhh.. no, not really

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go to the factory and harass my teammate

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>Too many motorsports
Its Over

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based retard

Lol, what if both ferraris crash??
Haha that would be funny I think.

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goes back to 33

gonna be a tough one for troonstappencels.

>t. king arthur

Ferrari wins LOL

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>leclerc
hahahahahahahahahahaha

A perfectly symmetrical face is unnatural and weird.

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gimi?

1 is for reigning champion only, he goes back to 33.

>weeeeeeee :DDDDD

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she cute desu i liek

>letard jr

Tell her to learn how to pick the right shade of bronzer while i do the sim work

that actually makes sense, thank you

>LEC trying to imitate his brother by spinning randomly and hope he'll do a fast lap afterwards

Digits & I've got cancer

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Nah he'll just refuse to relinquish it like Will Smith refusing to leave the Oscars

>lekek

leclerc with the red flag!

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>lekek

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Sacrifice complete
LEGOATWINSLOL

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nooooo

Bro...

congrats

user....im so sorry

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>letard jr doesn't know how to unspin

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Oh, fuck. user, you've got Hitler Cancer.

kwab

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Same thing will happen to the other Leclerc in half an hour, but it's Hamilton who causes it. Checkem.

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Thank fuck, cheers lads

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Yeah but no one else can be arsed to bake

>alonso STILL having to use the cucked bwt helmet
i hate the anti christ

user...

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its over la

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>Mr Gasree stop

wew

digits and you are healed by the grace of gimi

don't worry these digits will cure you

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what did the minger GF look like if you played badly?

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so jealous right now

captcha: WGA88

why are the microphones in f2 and f3 so much worse than in f1? i can't understand what the drivers are saying most of the time. mics aren't rocket science and quite cheap so i dont get the issue