/hoc/

we need to cook edition

Attached: 5e45803a96eee64dcb3b5263.png (700x525, 356.04K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/VuofaDxa6Oo
youtu.be/TanGOJ4eF3w
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

fuck you dallas

Attached: 1642604082639.png (1603x902, 1.73M)

checked

welp, my starsies are definitely done now

Avs

>cantpucks “fans” crying
You LOVE to see it

Tanev scored he’s better than gio flames won again

Yeah, guys. This is SOOOOO much better than my dumba55 threads. At least those create conversations from the get-go.

>laffs

>laffs
>cafucks
>coping
>seething
Cringe

shall be ending it all

first post worst post

division champs

Attached: 1650597960415.png (184x184, 88.85K)

>2 teams with negative goal differentials are still in playoff spots in the west

No reason to cry, not in the playoffs.
'soda fans crying in the first round NOW THAT will be a sight :)

JESSE
JESSE WAKE UP

I’ve really enjoyed this season since Bruce joined. I’ve really loved being part of this community, it’s been a real journey and I hope others feel the same. I know it’s disappointing ultimately, but the direction this club is now travelling seems solid and competent. I love you all

Brandon > Chris >>>>>>> Shitordono

Attached: 1636862519863.jpg (434x600, 50.86K)

stars dont deserve to make it

As much as I fucking hate it, that's it for the Canucks this year.

There are many silver lining to take from this year. I have lots of hope for next year, and I think I'm ready to be hurt again in a new season.

>beating the canucks
>plan the parade
wow so this really this the prime years of mild hockey huh lmao

True. My knights are gonna take that spot.

tampa assumed they had an easy path through the 1st round in 2019
If I was a lightning fan I'd be concerned they'd think they have an easy path again

Tbh no >we don't

GG vegass, we kept your wildcard spot nice and warm for you

Every thread, copey copes and seethe about the wild. Really makes you think.

cope, the canucks were fighting for a playoff spot, they were scarier than any 7 game series.

>crying about losing
>crying harder about the other team’s fans celebrating

This is their year. They’re cap fucked after this.

>golden knights about to miss the playoffs for the first time
what a pathetic franchise

Knightschads smiling while everyone else is seething
We're in the playoffs boys

>Canucks fans ACTUALLY thought they’d make the playoffs
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHSHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

The shitcific is so shitty that they might not even actually do it fuckkk I hate gary

This jist win some games bros the gap has been the same for months

Someone give me hope as a Sharks fan

Tell me it'll all be ok and we'll make the playoffs again some day

Attached: 200.gif (356x200, 782.59K)

>copy/pasting retarded Reddit shit is celebrating for mild fans kek

>beat 10th place team
>go right to plebbit
so this how minnisomlians celebrate huh kwab

Just don't become a fairweather young man
Don't lose your passion

>crying over Reddit posts

Attached: 8A358AE7-BEB4-44F8-A4E1-D2E3BA6E37FF.jpg (2544x4000, 381.85K)

there's no hope and adult swim is for manchildren

just like my islanders

>Celebrating
>A regular season win like it's playoffs

>be 10th place team
>lose to playoff team
>cope and seethe about it all night on /hoc/

Our islanders lost their passion a long, long time ago

Cope however you must.

Marine bros gotta stick together
Kraken, nux, shorks

the shorks are going to be a powerhouse in 2028
t. wishful thinker

The wild got decimated by the leafs on February 24 didn’t see us bragging about it

Attached: 1492746728956.png (1038x1111, 39.65K)

>n-n-no u
thanks for the concession back to plebbit you go to plan your next memorial for george floyd

why did the stars give up?

>implying the laffs are currently in any sort of position to talk shit.

>lose to X team
>”w-well they also lost 3 months ago!”
AAHAHAHAHHAHAS OH NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAA

>Cope is unironically the gayest fucking thing
This board is a cesspool of lames, mild, laffs, Kingz, nights

more than my islanders

Even yotes fans can chirp the mild bud

now THIS is schizo posting

>all these coping and conceding in one post
Yeeeowzers.

why is beating the canucks such a landmark achievement for the wild?

This how will they ever recover

The absolute state of the Leafs
Also fuck Vancouver

>implying the stars were going to beat the flames

Flamarinos win!!!

Gotta celebrate what you can

youtu.be/VuofaDxa6Oo

Attached: 1649251505205.png (1200x986, 83.82K)

Why are the wild making the canadians seethe so much tonight? More than usual anyways.

P A N N Y
A
N
N
Y

Attached: 727751B7-222D-4087-B5D1-804C2DB43BFF.jpg (683x1024, 455.16K)

only have about 2 more weeks before their window closes for good

>two zero cup teams humping a doorknob
kek the west is pathetic

i've watched 2 games all season

._.

Because they're stuck in a shit state and can't hop the border

i mean give up on the season

I can't answer that. It's not over even though we all know where it's probably headed.

The Western conference looks like absolute fucking shit this year lel
100% betting on an East win when the playoffs start, easy money

calgary will play WC1, guessing the matchup between edmonton will either be vegas or LA.

>pre-game - we're gonna make the playoffs, we're hot and playing so well lately
>gets btfo
>post-game - hahahaha you BARLEY (sic) beat a 10th place team and needed the refs and hahahaahahahahahaha first round exit
Yikes.

>copes harder
wow is that you copey? when did you become a mild fan? go ahead and post 1993 to get it over with you are already out of ideas.

nashville

What's so special about 1993? I forget.

Albertans are a bunch of goofs. Dart smoking, cowboy boot/flannel wearing, Dodge Ram driving, coke sniffing, fucking losers. Hurr durr gotta work my 2 week, 12 hour days so I can afford the payments on my truck. Your done buds.

>(sic)
can it nerd

Why are you yiking, they're right?
Oh wait, answered my own question

Rough eh
If my team was shit (they are) I would still shitpost here every day

new to sports? the stronger conference means the road to the finals is harder meaning the contender from the weaker conference has the better chance of winning

panny :)

its the year the blue jays won their 2nd world series

Attached: 1648152423889.jpg (988x765, 168.65K)

>oh, wait
cringe

Such is the cancer the east subjects us to.

Attached: 3B9E4852-53FE-45D6-8FBF-AAB6EA68CBEE.png (640x799, 844.81K)

kwab

It's the year kerry fraser and gary bettman cost a province their 14th stanley cup

Based

Attached: roof piss.jpg (3024x4032, 1.94M)

grim

go flames!

Attached: 1650598983202.jpg (1920x1080, 1.87M)

True hang up the banner

Fake news. The stronger teams get stronger in the stronger playoffs

Attached: 1648408216453.jpg (988x765, 486.48K)

Cope I'm a tomorrow CHAD

based

ultra based

Attached: 1648520674577.png (474x540, 264.53K)

>shit tier division champs
>not even top 5 in the league
Cringe

oh is that what (((friedman))) and (((luszczyszyn))) are telling you?

Lol. Lmao.

Gary Bettmans inaugural year as commissioner of the NHL. :)

A Jew and a slav.
Good hockey minds

>laffs

hahahahaha did you see that jerk the puck went right off his mask and into the net hahaha

Attached: 1649100510171.jpg (698x798, 97.82K)

please do not publish my likeness without my permission

Go flames

this is the post

All these Canucks fans seething over a single loss. You’re not even technically eliminated you pussy faggots

based and panny pilled

youtu.be/TanGOJ4eF3w

To cap and laugh at when they're out 1st rd

>having less wins than the laffs

it’s a moral victory we won the banner anyway

Fuck you all, this is my last post of the evening.

>Technically
This is how smart amerifats are
>Maffs

wow what a lively crowd

are regular season wins something you're proud of?

make it stop

we get it mildcucks you went to plebbit and are now back here