Slow burn!

>Slow burn!
>Bone-chilling!
>Nice atmosphere!
>Jumpscares are sooo bad!
>The ending was bad!
>The last third was bad!
>It didn't have any twist! Boring!
>Too much gore, I don't want to watch this anymore!

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Love this forced meme you post on all boards.

So you want a movie that's short, lacks tension, has bad atmosphere yet is full of jumpscares, a good twist ending and a lot of gore?
Dead Silence is what you want

Let me guess, you also hate Aphex Twin, specifically Xtal?

Dead Silence is a fun movie. Last time I watched it I was recovering from surgery on pain pills. Was comfy.

Can we stop giving (You)s to these bait threads

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, it was fucking great.

No lol. Get fucked

this but unironically

The Devil's Rejects. Now THAT'S a horror movie.

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>lol
underage faggot

We need to bring back cannibal films ala Cannibal Ferox and Mountain of The Cannibal God.

Old jumpscare horror movies are better than this nu shit lol lol lol. Get fucked

Agree with this

Please go back to Twitter, you waste of life.

>his definition of old is 2000s
Underage is showing again.

No, not every horror flick needs a twist ending, in fact 9 out of 10 times the twist is something you see a mile away or completely fucking stupid.

That's gonna be extremely low quality for me

3..2..1..

lol i wasn’t talking about 2000s lol fucking boomers lol

What if the mask was a horror movie?

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Someone recommend me a fast paced horror film.

I'm thinking OP is living a very slow burn slow paced life with no jumpscares at all lmao!

>Yes I do hate jumpscares. How could you tell?

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Bro I will suck Richard D James’ cock until the end of time

Demonic (2014) starring Frank Grillo, it starts a bit slow but once it gets going after about 10-15 minutes its fucking grand.

>Hereditary

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