I work in a bar in South-East England, and my boss is friends is friends with Pierce Brosnan. Last night he had stayed in the bar after we closed and drunk with us, he kept talking about the poon he gets everyday and how he doesn't care about his wife. After we left the bar, he asked my boss to drop him off. As we walked the Audi tt quatro, a group of drunk youths happened to walk behind us, and Pierce got so paranoid, I shit you not, he put on a fake moustache that made him look like Ralph Finnes from the grand budapest. As we drove back, I mentioned that he should be in more comedies, and he kept making stupid faces like he was on drugs or something. He mentioned James Bond and how much he thinks those films are absolute shit.
He sure did like me telling him what I see him in. Classic sociopath. Bit of a surreal situatio. I even sneaked in and called him the architect.
>He mentioned James Bond and how much he thinks those films are absolute shit. Even those that he was in?
Elijah Morales
Nah he said those ones are the only good ones. He specifically said that Daniel Craig is a shit bond but he had a weird grin on his face as he said it so I don't know if he was serious.
Julian Murphy
Connery returned once. What stops Brosnan from doing the same? Especially as Craig keep bitching that he don't even want to be Bond anymore.
Oliver Edwards
I've been to that bar. It's a gay bar. And I've seen you sucking off several black men behind the counter. I think you even took it up the arse one time.
And that wasn't Pierce Brosnan, that was your dad.
