Ms.Bond, please stop asking the dealer if you could score some "muderfucking weed". He is not that kind of dealer

>Ms.Bond, please stop asking the dealer if you could score some "muderfucking weed". He is not that kind of dealer.

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me on the right

>grape drank, on the rocks...but with a shot of 40, slice of water mellon and a side of hot wings.
>other guests look on in disgust

>Ms. Bond your man ravished my wife last night, thank you for letting me borrow him

Q invents a gadget to locate Ms. Bond's father.

That's strange...even piggy backing off the US system I'm not getting a signal

Ms. Bond: DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK?
>picture of Mads sitting in a movie theatre, giving her that stare

These threads are the best thing to come from the new 007. I laugh errytime.

>Yes, Ms. Bond tip is included at 18%. Why are you getting so upset?

>i understand your frustration ms bond but you can't grill your own catfish in here.

>No Ms. Bond, I am unable to "give you a ride to the gas station." Please play the game

literally and figuratively based

>I'm sorry Ms. Bond, you cannot gamble at this establishment with food stamps

>thank you ms bond i'll be sure to listen to this and tell my friends
>i'm sorry? no i don't want to pay for it you can have it back

No Ms. Bond, there is no daycare center here to watch little Ray Ray.

>the names bond
>bail bond

>ayooo imma be havin a henny wid ice an some malt licka
>bring me summa dem chicken wangs too muhfuggah

>Ms. Bond, for the last time, I am not your "nigger"

>Calm down Ms. Bond, I didn't mean to offend you. Spades is a suit in the card deck.
>no, not suit like what you wear for court.

might be a winner.

> Well, well Ms. Bond I see you put on your 'good hair'.

>aston whut?
>nah senpai where da caprice on deuce deuces?

>the names bond
>ray ray bond.

>no, i'm afraid we don't serve the sauvignon in 40's

>I ain shootin no lil white boy ppk where muh hi point glock at?

>No, Ms. Bond, they don't have skeeball here.

>007:
>license to steal

>No Ms. Bond, you can't gamble your welfare check

Q has made some adjustments to your normal car

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No Ms. Bond this isn't a secret can of mace, just regular old spray deodorant. We hope you try it out.

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>I don't think the Glock makes a golden gun Ms. Bond.

thats one stereotype you can't really lay on blacks. they tend to smell pretty nice.

My Husband?
WHERE IS HE?!
He was missing for 15 years1

Gonna have to disagree there. Not only because I have been around them, but this joke just didn't appear out of thin air.

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>I've check the briefing on your next assassination target, but I couldn't find which street gang he was in or his 'colors'.

"no"

They smell like mold.

>you lackin bish?

>black people bad

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If you like the smell of shit and coconuts, sure.

conservacucks love niggers though

Go back to the cuckcage Steve.

haha racism so funny right? Kys

QUINCY?

>Ms. Bond, press this button on your cufflink and it will temporarily increase your credit score by 200 points, giving you the ability to get meetings with bank managers. Find out where they are funneling the money to.

Holy shit that pic lmao

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Ms. Bond there is no florist here. Please stop asking the waitress for a "glass rose".

>looks like an ordinary wig or Korean hair, right? Wrong. This wig acts as a tracking device, so make sure when you start "throwin bows" you keep one hand on the top of your head.

>I see you've brought Q's branch latest Mr. Bond. How does it work? Just push it down and rub it?

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LOL

They smell like vomit, not exaggerating.

>Ms. Bond if things take a turn for the worse we put a cyanide pill in your purse. We have disguised it as a mayo packet so there is no accidental ingestion. It used to fried chicken, but that's how we lost 006.

it can be

>let it rip, mr bond

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>No ms bond I expect you to buy

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>Ms. Bond, we put supersonic subwoofers in your car, so if you get in a car chase, turn up the base the their windshield should crack, making it hard to see.

>turn up the base
Based

You caught me, I'm white.

Liar

>Ms. Bond a sommelier does not necessarily mean, as you put it, "some nigga from Somalia", he was suggesting a wine.

>I'll have the chef check, but I wouldn't get my hopes up for flaming hot cheetos.

>It appears you have drawned the "GO TO JAIL" card from the chest Ms. Bond, I'm sure it's not your first time behind bars though.

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>you won money in a beauty contest? I assume it was in Finland.

a daring synthesis

>It appears you have to pay income tax. That actually might be a first for you.

Apologies, Miss Bond. What I meant to say was this is a Colt 1911 chambered for .45 ACP. I will be more specific in the future.

I thought this one wasn't half bad, since Bill Burr made people aware of the fact that white people don't know about lotion and Bond would have some lotion in his pocket, since he is now black. LeChiffre, being white, mistakingly takes it for a Q branch gadget/weapon. Pretty good.

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>Ms. Bond, there is no need to keep throwing the dice against the wall. It's not that kind of dice game.

No Ms. Bond, the surveillance screen in your car does not get the Lakers game.

See, if you were actually funny you would have just written
>Ms.Bond, he is not that kind of dealer.

NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T MAKE JOKES ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE WITHOUT HATING THEM

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kek Good one, OP.

Fuck back to pol with this racist shit summerfags.

I CAN EXPLAIN THIS! There's a little known fact that human beings have evolved to recognize certain genetic incompatibilities by smell. If the body odor of a potential partner (unassisted with perfumes) smells nice to you, that indicates good genetic compatibility and high chance of offspring; if it smells offputting, it indicates poor compatibility and lower likelihood of offspring. I believe the confusion about so-called "negro stench" is related to this! People who find it unpleasant detect really bad compatibility, and people don't, are more compatible (possibly by having trace amounts of negroid DNA themselves).

Source: I read a science page once.

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Its pretty obvious most people that make these have very little interaction with black people. They are far too basic

Black people smell like shit.

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lmao this is going to catch on and every racist white person is going to start claiming its not their fault they're just geneticalyl incapable of sharing a space with them.

To be fair the hot sauce kitchen drawer is something all of society can embrace.

I wonder how big of a pathetic loser one has to be to make this thread.

I mean imagine the long list failures that must occur in one's life so that an individual could reach a mindset to think this is in any form humorous or productive.

because they're wearing fucking perfume or some shit.

Q predicted this

>Miss Bond we'll put you in the pool if you don't answer my questions

>Reddit refugee
''sigh''

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>Ms. Bond, behave! Please stop asking the waiter to play your mixtape!

kys tyrone nobody likes you

These threads started out nicely but now they are shit. Best racism is more subtle. Like the villain escaping by swimming away.

No, that's their natural body odor. They naturally smell like shit, and by "shit" I don't mean "bad," I mean actual fecal matter. It's because Africans have more apocrine sweat glands, while Caucasians have fewer, and East Asians way fewer (which is why you see photos like pop up, because they're not used to smelling the intense body odor black people put out).

The name's Booga.
Ooga Booga.

user i'm sorry i think some sand got into your vagina.

>An excellent display of stamina Mr. Bond. However it would seem your endurance has betrayed you, as you're the last one to ejaculate.

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Yeah it’s not even a BO smell. It’s like an unwashed asshole smell.

fucking kek

disgusting game. I knew some people that played it and tried to convince me it wasn't gay at all.

Strangely enough White and yellow skin complexions are actually a case of convergent evolution. Also for some reason less glands mean their earwax is dry.

>Ms bond FBI statistics dont lie, i know u were the one who stole my wallet.

you stole this from me 6 days ago.

> I'm sorry Ms Bond we cannot give you chips for a Payday loan.

>Ms. Bond please turn down the music on your cell phone. The other players are trying to enjoy the game.

>black fragility

> Ohho no Ms. Bond you'll find there's no reason to have to sit on the plastic here.

> Ehm sure sure we can watch your Madea dvd later.

I've never seen one I haven't experienced firsthand. You must not live around minorities.

>early 2000s
>people of all races are hyped to see the blade movies despite having a nigger in it
>niggers star in kino such as the wire

>decade later
>sjws pickup steam after becoming manipulated by a certain (((tribe)))
>normal people get pushed further right
>race war imminent

wonder who stands to benefit from this division.

t. first year med student just learning physiology

that’s really funny man you didn’t get that from the last thread

Lmao, blacks smell like actual animals

>no Ms. Bond Q cannot work on your paternity tests to find your "baby daddy" you'll have to do it on your own time or, as tradition, take it to Maury.

i kind of realized that when nobody knew what Tonk is.

If you like the smell of BO then yea

A friend of mine that ran track in college used to describe the locker room of smelling like a barnyard.

Hey asshole quit stealing my joke

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And apparently wypipo smell like wet chicken or dog. Even Roots mentioned it.

bond get ipad

>Roots mentions it so it is based on fact
Blow it out your ass, Toby.

Better than cocoa butter and shit, Ms. Bond

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even a single sole:
Not even the shoelaces lol:
Not even in the universe:
Not even the Milky Way:
Not even the snickers bar lol:
Yea Forums: Haha racism is funny!

>le penguin of doom! Hehe

This is the most redditfag thing I read this week.

Which would mean I know more about this shit then you, some retard who couldn't even get his GED.

>I'm sorry Ms. Bond, but you can't stuff watermelon and 'skrimps' into your purse to take home to your five kids.

>haha white people cant dance tho haha

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alternative explanation, funny things are funny

Y'know, you're exactly the type of person people post racism on Yea Forums for: to get your reaction.

And you keep falling for it. Kudos.

I hope for your sake this is bait

Fuck back to pol newfags.

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As an Asian, white people smell like a mix between milk, cheese, and a little vinegar. Thing is, unless they're sweating hard, you'd really have to be super close to them to smell them. With black people, they almost always smell like they've taken a dump in their pants unless they've got something covering it up (and usually what they wear to cover it up smells bad, too). I used to think it was because black people never bathed, but that's just how they smell.

>No Ms. Bond, this is a classified mission, you can't upload your fight to "whirlstah" or whatever it's called.

>As an Asian
Quit reading right there.

>Quit reading right there.
Quit reading right there.

>Quit reading
Why don't niggers read?

Back to 4/asianmasculinity dicklets, men are talking.

stop eating you fat fingered fuck

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Why are you so upset over me saying the simple scientific fact that black people stink? Are you black?

>everyone that I don't like is Asian for some reason.
How to you get niggers to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling.

Stop replying to stale copypasta summerfags. I’m putting you on a 3 month lurking program. Do not post until you have completed your program. Good bye and happy lurking!

The only person who ever benefits from a man having a big penis is women, and no real man cares what women want. Dick size is irrelevant.

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That's not copypasta.

Now THIS is babydick cope.

That's the best you can do?
How does a nigger know when she's pregnant? Stick a chicken wing in her cooch. If it comes out a bite mark she's pregnant.

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>No Ms. Bond, you can't say nigga, some butthurt leftist will cry again

>Happas fresh out of reddit are jumping in defending nigs
Really pathetic

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Having a big dick does matter in life, little man.

The asianmasculinity cucks hate white people with a seething passion. Why would they be saying things bad about black people and complimentary towards white people? Do you even think before posting?

>muh dick
Funny you say that because you're some low t leftist fag whiteknighting for niggers on here.

dumping a bottle of cologne on yourself isnt a natural smell. I DARE you to get on a elevator with a couple black women and not die of chemical inhalation.

Not the same person you keep replying to their copy pasta. You sound frustrated? I’m guessing small penis?

How does it improve your life in any tangible way?

You have to go back

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>copy pasta

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Fuck better.

Nope, we're just sitting here laughing at your faggotty ass. Sperg more, bitch. You'll never make Yea Forums a lefty hugbox.

See

He hasn’t had sex. He doesn’t use public showers because he doesn’t have a gym membership and didn’t play team sports in school. He’s okay with his babydick.

>sex
A man can climax just as easily with a small dick as he can with a big dick.
>public showers
If you care what other men think of your cock, you're a faggot.

Ms Bond, did you know that if you put 13% of your chips on black you have a 50% chance of winning?

a sneed thread died for this

Happy subordinates make for better subordinates. So in that way, I feel like it is important to have a big D. They report to the G, you See?

>Happy subordinates make for better subordinates.
No.

I'm not a pimp, but I know what you're digging at.

>for the last time Ms. Bond, this is not the Player's Ball and you can't invite your pimp to the casino.

chicken, fried not grilled

good. this is exponentially better than sneedshit

SEETHING fragile black boi

>dude we used to love each other and sheiit lets get back to that