Everyone says a movie sucks

>everyone says a movie sucks
>it's actually Kino
what are other examples of this

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I worked at a movie theater when this came out, all I remember is walking in on a part where a woman is fucking the creature/alien or something

>that sex scene
Funny as fuck desu

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Exorcist 2

You start OP

Did you laugh all over your pants?

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I know I saw it but remember nothing. Very forgettable movie.
I hope this is bait because that movie is complete trash bookended by 2 great films.
Based
Cringe

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What makes Exorcist 2 complete trash? It's not scary at all I'll grant you, but as a psychadelic sci-fi story it's perfectly fine.

Agreed. That movie is body horror kino to the max.

>just
might have to rewatch this

Who says this movie sucks?

Babylon A.D.

ITT: forgettable action movies

it was okay and very interesting to say the least but something was missing, can't tell what it's been to long. saw this actually at a press viewing two weeks before release.

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Life 2017 was really good imho
I prefer the 3rd movie but also like 2 and 1

good taste

who says this is shit? never saw one instance. it's underappreciated, that is true.

fuck off
>Yea Forums made me watch this trash 3 years ago

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Freddy got fingered

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Come on my level, plebs.
Hilarious movie, that I even watched two times and can watch again any time.

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why would you watch this if you know you have shit taste? its not the movie's fault you're an idiot.

the 2nd one is kinda weird but I'll be damned if Vin Diesel didn't do a good job in these.

No

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Good movies people call bad:
>Scooby Doo 2002
>Cat in the Hat
>Streets of Fire
>Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning
>Leprechaun in the Hood
>Big Fish
>Sleepaway Camp
>Temple of Doom
>Crystal Skull (less so)
>Coppella’s Dracula
>2010: Sequel to 2001
>Freddy got fingered
>Waterworld
>Avatar
>Ghost Rider
>National Treasure
>The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T

shit
shit
okay
shit but its a b movie so its ok
meh
good
good
good
good
great
kino
great
kino
okay
great
never seen it

oops, forgot about Friday the 13th, (between ok and shit but its a b movie so its ok)
that one was also just ok

>That tagline

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Yes. It's better than 2.

>When he pours, he reigns

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I busted so many times to the barn scene

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Based. It falls into that narrow genre of mature comedies disguised as children’s films, like Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

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nobody ever said the brendan fraser mummy sucks. it was a gigantic hit when it came out and has since become beloved as a classic of the adventure film genre. now the tom cruise reboot thing from last year (?) is a different story.

is that a tranny on the right

I hope so.

>Streets of Fire
Extremely overrated, beyond intro music scene and the outro there is nothing good in that movie.

Riddick? More like Reddit

Pleb filtered

Name 5 things that made Streets of Fire worth watching.

johnny mnemonic
awful transformers art style

Came here to post this.

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the second is also great, funny how most critics say it copies alien when in fact the design its also made by HR Giger and even some production
The closer we will ever get to the Tourist movie

I dont think anyone thinks this movie sucks, just the 3rd act because of le shaky cam space zombie

I showed it to my friend who is a kino pleb (low IQ) and he liked it

That poster almost made me want to watch that movie. I feel like it's shit though; nobody talks about this movie. I feel like I can think of a better movie on my head with this poster alone.

Diane Lane
Willem Dafoe
Soundtrack
Sledgehammer Fight
Shotgun that blows up everything

>Diane Lane
Just a pretty face that can't act her way out of the paper bag and has no chemistry with anyone in the cast
>Willem Dafoe
At his weakest
>Soundtrack
Only two tracks worth anything, intro and outro.
>Sledgehammer fight
Choreographed as if they were using swords, killing the uniqueness of it completely.
>Shotgun that blows up everything
One of the weirdest scenes in the movie, it wanted us to believe Cody was that hardcore grizzled soldier (which was already laughable given the casting) but when it came to action he had a no-kill policy for no particular reason.

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A lot of people can’t even get past the premise.

Pleb = filtered

You know your problem, user? You're a fucking faggot

1. Nowhere Fast
2. Sorcerer
3. Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young
4. a story written with style, flair and a authentic sense of bombast
5. Blue Shadow

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Based.

>BeeGees
>mfw

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That just puntastic

3 is great. 1 is a legitimate classic. 2 is an embarrassment.

It's a shame cause the movie looks like it could be fun if it wasnt so fucking dark and the blood wasnt so heavily cgi

Based. This board has some of the worst taste of all the boards on this site.

>this board is a hivemind
Nice try, now fuck off.

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