Sprinkles nutmeg on your post

>sprinkles nutmeg on your post

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>creates content I will literally never have any use for but still interests me
Based.

>insults his commander-in-chief

>*blocks your path with cayenne*
After all, you're the Ryan Gosling of your shitposting.

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>shills outrageously overpriced kitchenware
>Don't even mind cuz his content is so /comfy/.

Has anyone bought anything from him?

I use that content to make the foods in my DnD game seem more authentic, that gross ass sock fish he made a few weeks ago gave me a good description for the party’s rationa at sea.

LOL

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Hoe.
Lee.
Shiet.
Can I use this idea?

No.

Get out of this wholesome thread, you fucking cück.

I said it in the last thread but his politeness just seems fake. Maybe it's because most people are not overtly polite and it's a bit surreal. I have no doubt John is a nice guy but it's strange, you know?

Ok.

>wholesome
No, you are the k uck

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You're sad.

ORANGE FOOL

Maximum comfiness

Fuck is a wholesome meme?
Learn what words mean, faggot.

only seething s oylings like you use that word

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A bit but that's unrelated to Townsends.

>DUDE FUCK DRUMPF
>I'm Frustrated

I kind of want to eat an orange fool after that video but I don't want to buy 18th century cooking ware and spend 5 hoirs making it.

>"muh drumph"
>fuck off
>"h-haha, you like söy"
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm'key.

>a dessert fit for a retarded orange "president"

Same.

>man in 18th century doing the cooking

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I've made several of the recipes. The onion soup one was really good

I didnt make switchel until I saw his video on it. Such a refreshing drink and it's a nice change from water and tea

His older daughter that appears in the videos is cute. I'd marry her and go make nutmeg muffins with my new father in law and help run the story.

Then when his daughter carries my seed and goes into labor, I'll make her give birth in a 18th century hut with a midwife. No modern medicine. Midwife has to use terms and techniques from back then too. Her father watches in horror as his child bites a wooden spoon pushing out my offspring.

>watches in horror

I think you underestimate the dedication of the man

Oh right. He'll already have a doctor and an undertaker on standby to bury the body when her placenta gets stuck and she dies from sepsis.

I feel like this dude is gonna be reincarnated as nutmeg

not without advertising the townsends web page selling historically accurate wooden spoons and laudanum tinctures

It’s okay user, you can draw inspiration for your tabletop games from any source! Don’t listen to that downer, he is mad that nobody will play his erotic elf on orc rape fiction RPG.

nerd

kek, i know what you mean, i often get the vibe that he is on the verge of snapping at someone, not that he necessarily would. i just think he is probably a more stern no bullshit kinda guy, but they made a conscious effort for him to be more "friendly" seeming, so that people wouldn't mistake him for an asshole, which people sometimes do if you arent actively smiling and whatnot.