Some say /got/ will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
key: ice = slowly losing posters, lack of bumps, a slow death
fire=b& off of Yea Forums
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THE SHOW IS OVER
what is thread may never die, see you fagots during the spinoffs and on and off Yea Forums threads
/got/ generals will be gone soon
There are dozens of other Lannisters around. Even going just by the show, there's still that guy who got sent home by Tywin in season 2.
As long as /got/ draws breath the show is not over
did the dragons really look exactly the same?
Unnamed Lannister, you’ll produce a daughter and wed her to Thenew, Prince of Dorne.
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME DANY
I BEND THE KNEE
Holy fugg that's a lot of blood like INSTANTLY
The dust hasn't settled.
>Yea Forums, where is my favourite general thread, /got/?
OP here, can mods just ban us by weeks end?
We've been good this season keeping autism generally low compared to the past, just tell us the exact date /got/ generals will be b& of of Yea Forums so we can move on and get closure from this shit show that it became.
Really, the show has been over for almost a fucking month.
Atleast we have /bloodmoon/ in two years plus other possible spinoffs and prequels.
reminder
I think it has. I hope it has.
fuck that. what is books will never die but rises again by summer of 2020
Post Nik and Gwen
The Duo that was Promised
KINGSLAYER!
i am reading the books for the first time
We sharing old webm edits?
Beat this one if you can /got/fags
I miss him so much bros.
>Unnamed Lannister
His name was Reginald.
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we have /tg/, and the very ocasional Yea Forums thread
of course Yea Forums will still allow discussion just not in the general format
Where did Joffery go wrong? Who ruined him?
what happened to maario poster
same, Gigachad Clegane
now and always
DINGSLAYER
All this talk about /got/ getting banned, have the mods said anything about it? If not there's no reason to believe we'll get b& soon, right lads?
It's going to be medieval TWD. It'll have its hardcore fans (us) but it won't reach anywhere near the heights that GoT had.
A GoT spinoff without Targaryens is like a LOTR spinoff without elves: devoid of its identity.
>Northern girl as a cupbearer who might try to poison you
>keep her around instead of just beheading her
fucked off back to prebbit to troll niggers
I bend the knee, slowly, as I'm tired from a long day of shitposting
I wonder what happened to the autistic Euronfag that used to post his copypastas about Euron winning in the end.
the Devil's Lettuce trips confirm it user
>EURON WILL BE THE BIG BAD IN THE SOUTH
>THE NIGHT KING WILL BE THE BIG BAD IN THE NORTH
>EURON WILL BETRAY CERSEI ASFTER HE MARRIES HER
>SCREENCAP THIS
fucking kek, atleast he had some spirit
Stannis is the true king of the seven kingdoms
i wish i had a relationship with a girl like nik and gwen have with each other
BOARSLAYER
I honestly think that a baratheon bastard rebellion is something grrm is planning although in the books itll likely be edric
Books ain't coming prequels aren't coming
Fuck the show, fuck the prequels. Winds at least will come out, even if we never get Dream
But Yea Forums has the best discussions. There's a reason I come here instead of go to other boards to discuss GoT. You guys are all fags, but you're my fags and this place is always comfy. Plus the board isn't dead like Yea Forums and /tg/.
god Cersei posting dropped off so hard this year with her only appearing alive in 3 epiodes
post the best characters who didn't make it in the show
>D&D's writing for one episode was so atrocious that it killed off a multi-million dollar prequel series
Between him and the Blackfyre I wonder how he'll have time. Besides, Stannis is still alive.
Nah George is too busy with that viking game and other stuff
What the fuck is he sitting in? Is that a motorcycle with a sidecar?
If George doesn't finish ADoS I'll write it myself.
It's not a massage chair?
You might not like it, but the /asoaif/ general on /tg/ is more on topic and with much more quality discussion than these poorly made, meme fueled, russian reactor tier /got/ threads.
>implying the problem was just one episode, rather than four whole seasons
/got/
Maybe not in the books themselves but it might be set up as an event that will happen after the books
It was pretty faggy last night, some guys started talking about fascism for no reason
It's a kahuna chair user it says so in the pic
Why are you faggots still here? It's over. It was a bad.
If you're ever feeling bad, just remember that you don't spend your time on twitter angrily responding to people who tweet 'write the books' at GRRM
youu mean I could have been discussing asoaif and been free of Yea Forums at the same time for years now
>Dabid's plan was to ruin /got/ to make sure the prequels and spinoffs would have to work for their audiences and not be handed it to them with minimal effort
If you do write it, throw in some classic George things. I actually like them.
>scarcely
>mayhaps
>elsewise
>mislike
>craven
>japed
>nuncle
>sweet sister
>needs must
>would that I could
>in his cups
>mummer's farce
>like as not
>with child
>on the morrow
>three and ten
>words are wind
>the horse whickered
>near enough to make no matter
>a flagon of Dornish sour red
>as useless as nipples on a breastplate
>poison is a woman's weapon
>he broke his fast
>swimming in butter
>grease dripped down his chin
>rabbit ears
>lobstered gauntlets
Cersei has been shit for two seasons
Revisionist history! The swinish multitude were eating this shit up before S8
i will never understand this. the show had a massive drop in quality years ago and then yet another massive drop at start of s7 yet it took s8e3 for people to start noticing
>"Nonsense, Jaime, you will marry Brienne of Tarth and thay will be the end of it"
much and more
yes, give it a try Theonposter discussion is overall slower but far more thoughtfull as a whole heads up, you shitpost, you get b&, lurk for a little
Not including Young Griff ruined the show.
This is the first time I see this image with the eyebrows
I'm just waiting till we get banned so I can move on with my life.
Back then there was still time to turn it around user. That was the hope that kept ppl going.
>six and a half feet tall
>thick with muscle
>Lamprey pie
Seriously it seems like over half of the characters are 6"6 thats the one that always gets me
After Season 3 the fanbase exploded and got crammed full of retards. By the end, the audience for the show was people who think blatant nonsensical fanservice is all you need for good TV
(Checked)
might as well post the rest
okay, thank you fren
sorry, i didn't mean to scare you
yeah, instead people complain here about "write the books" but I catch your drift
>"I couldn't think of a finer man for the task"
>"Retake the iron throne from the usurper Lannisters?"
>"Deliver it to our king Aegon, on a plate?"
>"These threads should be made in your honour"
>"When i heard Young Griff had you in mind, i can't say i was suprised....."
>"After all, you were his fathers most trusted friend"
>"Not to mention your accomplishments at the siege of Griffin's Roost"
>"And the way you, succesfully roused the golden company to fight at Aegon's side"
>"You are the last of the great commanders, and your loyalty is clearly above question"
>"However, the city of King's Landing is a wild and unpredictable place......."
>"A lot can happen out of reach of Storm's End"
>"A man might look about him, and think perhaps, the iron throne, is rightfully his....."
>"Good luck, Jon Connington."
Jeyne Poole is actually in episode 1 briefly
Do you think Alfie Allen's career will launch? I really like him. Him and Iwan Rheon were great on this show.
>is without/waiting without
Wasn't he in Jon Wick? Pretty sure the guy's career will be fine
I am unironically inclined to do it; dunno if I have the best handle on his style though. And as the vast majority of fanfic proves it's much easier to write the character you want than the one you have.
>mfw /got/ threads ending
>still no fapfic
justgivemesomethingforthepainandletmedie.jpg
He was a shit character and flanderised to hell.
I don't understand how plebs thought his "chickens" speech was an example of good writing
>Be the Jeyne Poole actress
>Does the pilot scenes
>Reads up on what happens to her char
>Nopes out of there and refuses to continue with the series
This is the real reason they cut Jeyne Poole from the rest of the series.
you know there's like a million Ashara Dayne x Ned Stark vanilla fics on archive, right
yes he died in the 1st movie
based character that died off screen
But I wanted this one ;_;
Sauce?
He was a great character that they had no idea what to do with after the Quiet Isle, and unfortunately whenever they get confused by a character they just give them some quippy one-liners and call it a day. His arc up to the QI was excellent, he had a lot of potential from there, and they decided to squander it.
I still miss him though.
he had some of the best fights in the series is why, plus Rory Mccan's line delivery is some of the best out there
here m8, looks like you dropped this image
Issa joke.
The only reason we even know that that girl is Jeyne is becaise D&D said so in their audio commentary of the episode.
The roasties can bitch all they want but the casting for Hound was excellent
>assassinating Dany's character is gonna tank all Targaryen merchandise sales and Fire &Blood Part 2
WEW. HBO and George's publisher are gonna be pissed
Really? Didn't Salsa call her "Jeyne" or something? Or maybe she was referenced later and I just kind of assumed it was her, since she was sitting next to Salsa and joking around at the feast.
I always knew she was meant to be jeyne but it would have been hilarious if there was some interview saying she read the books and noped the fuck out
victarion
euron
aeron
marwyn
garlan
bella
arianne
ashara
and of course jeyne westerling
Don't get me wrong I love the Hound in the books, and I liked him in the earlier seasons, but that chicken scene in particular I thought was trying too hard to be funny, like DnD were trying to make him sound cool and tough, when infact the character had already built that reputation.
I thought the Hound and Bronn suffered from the same issue, whenever anything happens they mutters a few fucks and everyone stops to appreciate the angry, swearing man (this was a major thing when he went beyond the wall)
lel, source on image?
Non-meme answer: Because D&D cut it out. Read the Vanity Fair article that covers GRRM's last script. They had Bran see a vision where Roose says to Ramsay:
>“We have a much better match in mind for you. A match to help House Bolton hold the north. Arya Stark.”
It was cut out along with many other important story-building elements that would have been developed in later seasons. It's probably why season 4 was the last season George helped write.
vanityfair.com
>Northern Girl then gets tortured and raped for days by a castle of Tywins biggest sadists
>tfw exhausted every GoT rant/analysis video on YouTube
i need more content bros...
here you go lad
youtube.com
This time the prey proved to be a pair of galleys, long and sleek and fast. Ralf the Limper was the first to sight them, but they soon outdistanced Woe and Forlorn Hope, so Victarion sent Iron Wing, Sparrowhawk, and Kraken’s Kiss to run them down. He had no swifter ships than those three. The pursuit lasted the best part of the day, but in the end both galleys were boarded and taken, after brief but brutal fights. They had been running empty, Victarion learned, making for New Ghis to load supplies and weapons for the Ghiscari legions encamped before Meereen … and to bring fresh legionaries to the war, to replace all the men who’d died.
“Men slain in battle?” asked Victarion. The crews of the galleys denied it; the deaths were from a bloody flux. The pale mare, they called it. And like the captain of the Ghiscari Dawn, the captains of the galleys repeated the lie that Daenerys Targaryen was dead.
“Give her a kiss for me in whatever hell you find her,” Victarion said. He called for his axe and took their heads off there and then. Afterward he put their crews to death as well, saving only the slaves chained to the oars. He broke their chains himself and told them they were now free men and would have the privilege of rowing for the Iron Fleet, an honor that every boy in the Iron Islands dreamed of growing up. “The dragon queen frees slaves and so do I,” he proclaimed.
The galleys he renamed Ghost and Shade. “For I mean them to return and haunt these Yunkishmen,” he told the dusky woman that night after he had taken his pleasure of her. They were close now, and growing closer every day. “We will fall upon them like a thunderbolt,” he said, as he squeezed the woman’s breast. He wondered if this was how his brother Aeron felt when the Drowned God spoke to him. He could almost hear the god’s voice welling up from the depths of the sea. You shall serve me well, my captain, the waves seemed to say. It was for this I made you.
Just read or reread the books and stop coming here.
I should learn to take my own advice.
Dany fags have that perfect balance of endearing, cute, autistic and cringe.
based sandy
I'm a chad
westeros.org is doing a livestream right now
The entire north remembers plot and all characters that are a part of it
she cute
based chad
kino
But he would feed the red god too, Moqorro’s fire god. The arm the priest had healed was hideous to look upon, pork crackling from elbow to fingertips. Sometimes when Victarion closed his hand the skin would split and smoke, yet the arm was stronger than it had ever been. “Two gods are with me now,” he told the dusky woman. “No foe can stand before two gods.” Then he rolled her on her back and took her once again.
When the cliffs of Yaros appeared off their larboard bows, he found his three lost ships waiting for him, just as Moqorro had promised. Victarion gave the priest a golden torque as a reward.
Later that same day, a fishing ketch was taken by Seven Skulls and Thrall’s Bane. She was a small, slow, dingy thing, hardly worth the effort of boarding. Victarion was displeased to hear that it had taken two of his own ships to bring the fishermen to heel. Yet it was from their lips that he heard of the black dragon’s return. “The silver queen is gone,” the ketch’s master told him. “She flew away upon her dragon, beyond the Dothraki sea.”
“Where is this Dothraki sea?” he demanded. “I will sail the Iron Fleet across it and find the queen wherever she may be.”
The fisherman laughed aloud. “That would be a sight worth seeing. The Dothraki sea is made of grass, fool.”
He should not have said that. Victarion took him around the throat with his burned hand and lifted him bodily into the air. Slamming him back against the mast, he squeezed till the Yunkishman’s face turned as black as the fingers digging into his flesh. The man kicked and writhed for a while, trying fruitlessly to pry loose the captain’s grip. “No man calls Victarion Greyjoy a fool and lives to boast of it.” When he opened his hand, the man’s limp body flopped to the deck. Longwater Pyke and Tom Tidewood chucked it over the rail, another offering to the Drowned God.
Eh, if you can't get the handle on GURMisms properly just write copious descriptions of food that read as if you were fapping while writing them and you'll pass for a good enough George impersonator
I don’t understand SanSan but to each his own
And you slaughtered a series
But the fapfic written by a fellow /got/ fag was gonna be good, plus he teased us with an excerpt and I want to see it finished now
They talked together a few times and he was relatively kind to her.
This obviously means that they're gonna fuck eachothers brains out, despite the fat man himself being really suprised that anyone would find him attractive.
thank you kind frens perhaps this could cheer you up aswell
Why did the Night King survive dragonfire?
>“Where is this Dothraki sea?” he demanded. “I will sail the Iron Fleet across it and find the queen wherever she may be.”
Based vic gotta love him
>find him attractive
find Sandor attractive*
what song is playing in that?
checked
“Your Drowned God is a demon,” the black priest Moqorro said afterward. “He is no more than a thrall of the Other, the dark god whose name must not be spoken.”
“Take care, priest,” Victarion warned him. “There are godly men aboard this ship who would tear out your tongue for speaking such blasphemies. Your red god will have his due, I swear it. My word is iron. Ask any of my men.”
The black priest bowed his head. “There is no need. The Lord of Light has shown me your worth, lord Captain. Every night in my fires I glimpse the glory that awaits you.”
Those words pleased Victarion Greyjoy mightily, as he told the dusky woman that night. “My brother Balon was a great man,” he said, “but I shall do what he could not. The Iron Islands shall be free again, and the Old Way will return. Even Dagon could not do that.” Almost a hundred years had passed since Dagon Greyjoy sat the Seastone Chair, but the ironborn still told tales of his raids and battles. In Dagon’s day a weak king sat the Iron Throne, his rheumy eyes fixed across the narrow sea where bastards and exiles plotted rebellion. So forth from Pyke Lord Dagon sailed, to make the Sunset Sea his own. “He bearded the lion in his den and tied the direwolf’s tail in knots, but even Dagon could not defeat the dragons. But I shall make the dragon queen mine own. She will share my bed and bear me many mighty sons.”
That night the ships of the Iron Fleet numbered sixty.
Strange sails grew more common north of Yaros. They were very near to Yunkai, and the coast between the Yellow City and Meereen would be teeming with merchantmen and supply ships coming and going, so Victarion took the Iron Fleet out into the deeper waters, beyond the sight of land. Even there they would encounter other vessels. “Let none escape to give warning to our foes,” the iron captain commanded. None did.
Victarion confirmed wedding and bedding Dany and sitting by her side on the iron throne
to bait us into thinking that some of, if not all of, the good guys might die!!
*crack*
>"Arthur Dayne? Yep.....they don't make knights like that anymore....."
/sip/
waste of quints
It is called You are a Memory
Epic quints, good post
>Thicc Emilia
Yeah i'm thinking the movie was based.
Checked. Victarion thinking he can outplay Euron is endearing even if the based retard is gonna get his ass reamed by big bro for acting against him
wasted
she has sex dreams about him. they probably won’t fuck and there’s a decent chance he never leaves the quiet isle but it’s still funny
Clearly someones arse was a gift to the crew
>Post talking about the best book character
>Waste
retard
Based and Vicpilled.
pic related
The sea was green and the sky was grey the morning Grief and Warrior Wench and Victarion’s own Iron Victory captured the slaver galley from Yunkai in the waters due north of the Yellow City. In her holds were twenty perfumed boys and four score girls destined for the pleasure houses of Lys. Her crew never thought to find peril so close to their home waters, and the ironborn had little trouble taking her. She was named the Willing Maiden.
Victarion put the slavers to the sword, then sent his men below to un-chain the rowers. “You row for me now. Row hard, and you shall prosper.” The girls he divided amongst his captains. “The Lyseni would have made whores of you,” he told them, “but we have saved you. Now you need only serve one man instead of many. Those who please their captains may be taken as salt wives, an honorable station.” The perfumed boys he wrapped in chains and threw into the sea. They were unnatural creatures, and the ship smelled better once cleansed of their presence.
For himself, Victarion claimed the seven choicest girls. One had red-gold hair and freckles on her teats. One shaved herself all over. One was brown-haired and brown-eyed, shy as a mouse. One had the biggest breasts he had ever seen. The fifth was a little thing, with straight black hair and golden skin. Her eyes were the color of amber. The sixth was white as milk, with golden rings through her nipples and her nether lips, the seventh black as a squid’s ink. The slavers of Yunkai had trained them in the way of the seven sighs, but that was not why Victarion wanted them. His dusky woman was enough to satisfy his appetites until he could reach Meereen and claim his queen. No man had need of candles when the sun awaited him.
I have no doubt Euron will outwit Vic but i hope Vics godliness and rhllor powers just brute force the godless man and his stupid dragon horn
>best book character
>Victarion
I miss him,bros :(
One of the best that didnt make it to the show anyway
Maybe with got finished he can stop being a hollywood whore and go back to making some kino danish movies.
Filthy foreigners don't deserve our Nikolaj.
“Every ship we capture makes us stronger,” Victarion told his ironborn, “but from here it will grow harder. On the morrow or the day after, we are like to meet with warships. We are entering the home waters of Meereen, where the fleets of our foes await us. We will meet with ships from all three Slaver Cities.” He took care not to mention the green galleys of Old Volantis that surely must be sailing up through the Gulf of Grief even as he spoke. “These slavers are feeble. You have seen how they run before us, heard how they squeal when we put them to the sword. Every man of you is worth twenty of them, for only we are made of iron. Remember this when first we next spy some slaver’s sails. Give no quarter and expect none. What need have we of quarter? We are the ironborn, and two gods look over us. We will seize their ships, smash their hopes, and turn their bay to blood.”
A great cry went up at his words. The captain answered with a nod, grim-faced, then called for the seven girls he had claimed to be brought on deck, the loveliest of all those found aboard the Willing Maiden. He kissed them each upon the cheeks and told them of the honor that awaited them, though they did not understand his words. Then he had them put aboard the fishing ketch that they had captured, cut her loose, and had her set afire.
“With this gift of innocence and beauty, we honor both the gods,” he proclaimed, as the warships of the Iron Fleet rowed past the burning ketch. “Let these girls be reborn in light, undefiled by mortal lust, or let them descend to the Drowned God’s watery halls, to feast and dance and laugh until the seas dry up.”
Near the end, before the smoking ketch was swallowed by the sea, the cries of the seven sweetlings changed to joyous song, it seemed to Victarion. A great wind came up that filled their sails and swept them north and east and north again, toward Meereen and its pyramids. On wings of song I fly to you, Daenerys, the iron captain thought.
I really hope hes sucessful in at least joining dany like yara did in the show
I meant the character...but since I have you here,what is some essential Nikolaj-kino
I think it depends on whether Euron has some surprise waiting for him like when he reveals himself to be Daario’s true identity
not just pure and precious but can be sexy and bold aswell!!
Why are all these hack youtube essays popping up everywhere pretending that season 8 was a new low? Season 7 was even worse. Only difference is that the normies liked where the story went back then even when it was dumb as fuck
Does anyone actually like Arya besides GRRM and D&D
That night, for the first time, he brought forth the dragon horn that the Crow’s Eye had found amongst the smoking wastes of great Valyria. A twisted thing it was, six feet long from end to end, gleaming black and banded with red gold and dark Valyrian steel. Euron’s hellhorn. Victarion ran his hand along it. The horn was as warm and smooth as the dusky woman’s thighs, and so shiny that he could see a twisted likeness of his own features in its depths. Strange sorcerous writings had been cut into the bands that girded it. “Valyrian glyphs,” Moqorro called them.
That much Victarion had known. “What do they say?”
“Much and more.” The priest pointed to one golden band. “Here the horn is named. ‘I am Dragonbinder,’ it says. Have you ever heard it sound?”
“Once.” One of his brother’s mongrels had sounded the hellhorn at the kingsmoot on Old Wyk. A monster of a man he had been, huge and shaven-headed, with rings of gold and jet and jade around arms thick with muscle, and a great hawk tattooed across his chest. “The sound it made … it burned, somehow. As if my bones were on fire, searing my flesh from within. Those writings glowed red-hot, then white-hot and painful to look upon. It seemed as if the sound would never end. It was like some long scream. A thousand screams, all melted into one.”
“And the man who blew the horn, what of him?”
“He died. There were blisters on his lips, after. His bird was bleeding too.” The captain thumped his chest. “The hawk, just here. Every feather dripping blood. I heard the man was all burned up inside, but that might just have been some tale.”
“A true tale.” Moqorro turned the hellhorn, examining the letters that crawled across a second of the golden bands. “Here it says, ‘No mortal man shall sound me and live.’ ”
Bitterly Victarion brooded on the treachery of brothers. Euron’s gifts are always poisoned. “The Crow’s Eye swore this horn would bind dragons to my will. But how will that serve me if the price is death?”
Season 7 was retarded but I liked Jon x Dany
This.
also on the subject of (You)tube, what IN THE NAME OF GOD do people see in the Alt Shift X guy?
"Nattevagten" was what made him famous, at least in Denmark. Heard it got a shitty american remake, where they cut scene where there is a priest cussing.
>3 greyjoy, 2 martell chapter previews thus far for TWOW
it's been over bros, the books will never be completed
>‘No mortal man shall sound me and live.’
Jon the Undying confirmed for blowing the big fancy trumpet
or like Beric I guess but probably Jon
Did winter ever come?
Shieet that little mufucka was nothing more then jizz in LeCersei's pussy ya feel me my nigga?
GRRM's wife
try for the 3 books mentioned, worst case Yea Forums
AYO GET IN HERE KANGSLAYA WE TELLIN HOOD STORIES
>tfw House Baratheon survived
>I enjoyed her as a POV that giveth Euron and Victarion. As a person? catelyn tier imo.
As she pushed past, the cheering died away. She was Balon Greyjoy’s daughter, and the crowd was curious to hear her speak.
“It was good of you to bring such gifts to my queensmoot, Nuncle,” she told Victarion, “but you need not have worn so much armor. I promise not to hurt you.” Asha turned to face the captains. “There’s no one braver than my nuncle, no one stronger, no one fiercer in a fight. And he counts to ten as quick as any man, I have seen him do it . . . though when he needs to go to twenty he does take off his boots.” That made them laugh. “He has no sons, though. His wives keep dying. The Crow’s Eye is his elder and has a better claim . . .”
“He does!” the Red Oarsman shouted from below.
“Ah, but my claim is better still.” Asha set the collar on her head at a jaunty angle, so the gold gleamed against her dark hair. “Balon’s brother cannot come before Balon’s son!”
“Balon’s sons are dead,” cried Ralf the Limper. “All I see is Balon’s little daughter!”
“Daughter?” Asha slipped a hand beneath her jerkin. “Oho! What’s this? Shall I show you? Some of you have not seen one since they weaned you.” They laughed again.
>scene break
"Nuncle, hear me. I will place the driftwood crown upon your brow myself . . . if you will agree to share the rule.”
“Share the rule? How could that be?” The woman was not making sense. Does she want to be my queen? Victarion found himself looking at Asha in a way he had never looked at her before. He could feel his manhood beginning to stiffen. She is Balon’s daughter, he reminded himself.
“Your brother did not sound the horn himself. Nor must you.” Moqorro pointed to the band of steel. “Here. ‘Blood for fire, fire for blood.’ Who blows the hellhorn matters not. The dragons will come to the horn’s master. You must claim the horn. With blood.”
I don't like Arya specifically, but her book chapters are pretty kino, not gonna lie.
Arya is probably my most disliked character along with Sansa and Euron in the series, though.
Based. Thanks.
BAO
YO JAMIE WHO WAS THE FIRST NIGGA YOU CAPPED
My brutha told me to give Storm's End to that little bitch ass Renly but I gave it to him anyway cuz its my duty ya feel me dawg?
yah we've come full circle already
moral of the story: it's always the same shit
Celeborn of Lorien draws Daenerys Stormborn
Sup Last River.
her chapters post SoS were a tedious slog
Shieet it was dos Outlaws from da Brotherhood Block.
preston and dragon demands are worse
Which Baratheon has got the best husbando?
Someone’s mad about a ship.
>Best Baratheon
Stannis
>Best Husbando
Davos
It's not a coincidence.
Read slower, he said Arya not Asha
Stannis of course
>Loras
gay
>Ned
Hid the true heir to the throne from Robert for years
>Davos
Totally loyal
What is /got/s opinion on the young dragon
i see...
>Victarion found himself looking at Asha in a way he had never looked at her before. He could feel his manhood beginning to stiffen
This might seem like a dumb quibble, but why were shields so rare in this show? Makes all the fight scenes look like shitty Mount and Blade mods with everyone just wielding one handed swords
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The same reason why armour is paper mache and no one wears helmets. Dabid are total hacks
arguably the best Targaryen.
Fuck the D*rnish, and fuck Baelor for cucking away all of Aegons gains.
>"Nuncle, hear me. I will place the driftwood crown upon your brow myself . . . if you will agree to share the rule.”
Asha's can't be totally against incest considering she keeps grabbing Theon's cock
>Mine was some Qiang boy during the Rebellion of Liang Province. My horse took an arrow so I was on foot, slogging through the mud. He came running at me, this dumb low-born lad, thinking he could win the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him down with the club. Gods, I was strong then.
>Caved in his breastplate. Probably shattered every rib he had. Stood over him, club in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted, "Wait! Wait!". They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the poems. Stupid boy.
>Now the Qiang are subdued like everyone else. He could have lingered in his mountain hovel with the smart boys, and today, his wife would be making him miserable. His sons would be unfilial and he'd be waking up three times a night to piss into a bowl.
>Hundreds will die.
>Thousands.
>his sons would be unfilial
KEK
Does he have the most painful and grosteque death in the whole series
>slowly disembodied and fed his own limbs by the mountain.
I'm gonna go with yes
>lady hornwood starved and ate her own fingers
>rorge raped people, cut off their boobs, and let biter eat parts of them while the were still alive
>rickard stark was cooked in his armor
>gregor got poisoned and was experimented on while dying over the course of a week +
>pyat pree got his legs chopped off and was hung from the ceiling by his wrists until he went nuts and died
he’s up there but the competition is stiff
>Rickon shows up at the last minute with a wildling army he got from Osha and declares himself King Beyond the Wall
Would it be kino?
Rickon has to do something, what's the point of him otherwise. He was pointless in the show
who here /night/?
>In mid-1940, following the invasion of Poland, Berger arranged for Dirlewanger to train a partisan-hunting military unit under his own control, composed of men convicted of poaching.
Jesus Christ, he was just like Jorah Mormont (if you consider conscription into war basically slavery).
Australia was just an Anglo Night's Watch
Strong Belwas
Was this the guy with the lisp?
ye
>When the sellswords spied Urswyck and the captives, a cry went up in half a dozen tongues. The goat was seated by a cookfire eating a half-cooked bird off a skewer, grease and blood running down his fingers into his long stringy beard. He wiped his hands on his tunic and rose. “Kingthlayer,” he slobbered. “You are my captifth.”
> “My lord, I am Brienne of Tarth,” the wench called out. “Lady Catelyn Stark commanded me to deliver Ser Jaime to his brother at King’s Landing.”
> The goat gave her a disinterested glance. “Thilence her.”
>Shagwell: I yield, I yield. You mustn't hurt sweet Shagwell, I'm too droll to die.
>Brienne: You are no better than the rest of them. You have robbed and raped and murdered.
>Shagwell: Oh, I have, I have, I shan't deny it... but I'm amusing, with all my japes and capers. I make men laugh.
>Brienne: And women weep.
>Shagwell: Is that my fault? Women have no sense of humor.
Is he dare i say it /ourguy/
....hmm....
Just started rewatching this for the first time in 8 years and currently on s2 when does the show really get shit? I remember hating s6-7
S8 was a mixed bag I hated the first 3 episodes but liked the last 3
Not a bookfag
s2 is the beginning of the end. s4 is the last season grrm bothered to write and consult on.
Fat bastard ended fire and blood on the king before him
Season 5. There are still some kino scenes from the book like Jon executing Janos Slynt but then you have the Dorne plot
s5 is where shit really starts to hit the fan
Ooh good call
The quality really falls off a cliff after the finale of S4, really quite baffling. It's like it's a different show
So in the end who won? Fire or Ice?
So fire and blood only shows the targs when they have dragons and none of the rulers after Aegon III? What the fuck fat man at least finish something
japes that women will never understand
There's going to be another volume
They both lost
Just finished reading Fire and Blood. Every time GRRM describes a pregnant woman he says she was "big with child". "Autumn came, and Queen Rhaenyra was once again big with child." Such a weird phrase
What about that targaryen girl that was eaten by half-human-half-lizard parasites? She had such a high fever that she was literally boiling.
>Greens and Blacks
Who was in the wrong here?
Aerea Targaryen had the most painful death in the whole series, it's not even close
her cunt became the world
Not really, the stuff at Castle Black with Jon and Stannis is all great. There is a bigger tonal shift between three and four to me, things start to feel more typical tv with stuff like the Halpthor Gregor and the introduction of the Night King and that’s when they lost GRRM because they trashed all of his building up the series to still be based on the last two books he wrote. Season five has worse lows like Dorne and some other trash but it comes right out of what four was already setting up.
One thing I don't understand is how the Targaryens stress that blood purity is essential for taming dragons yet they were content with outbreeding despite that and nobody ever raised that issue when it occurred. Their house words are "Fire and Blood", fire being the source of their power and their blood being the source of their fire. This is in the books as well.
Also, why did they convert to the Seven instead of keeping their old Valryian gods, the gods that allowed them to tame and ride dragons?
Blacks, obviously
>letting a woman rule
Rhaenyra actually did take over King's Landing and rule, and people hated her so much they called Maegor with tits. Historically it was confirmed that the Blacks were in the wrong
>why did they convert to the Seven
They had multiple destructive civil wars caused by the Faith rebelling against them for various Valyrian practices, including inbreeding. They acquiesced just to keep the peace and started worshiping the Seven, though they still managed to get some religious doctrines changed so there was an exception for inbreeding among Valyrians
Why convert to the religion of the people you conquered? Especially when the Valyrian religion enabled the Valyrians to tame dragons in the first place? Without dragons, they are nothing more than incestuous albinos.
I think the answer to both of your questions is that they needed to reach out to the Andal nobility by occasionally marrying them and following their religion.
I do kind of wish the whole issue of having an ethnically distinct ruling dynasty would've been explored more. It would've been interesting if the Targs had given a privileged position to House Velaryon and Celtigar because of their common Valyrian heritage - so they'd be a bit like the Normans or Manchus.
it's not the religion that gave them the power of dragons
Holy fuck why didnt they just put her out of her misery. If Valyria has fucking chest burster arm long parasites it seems Tyrion and Jorah got off light
Because that’s what happened to the Anglo Saxons
Because they were vastly outnumbered by the people they conquered, and it is better to rule your willing followers than be surrounded on all sides by enemies.
I don't think it had anything to do with the Valyrian religion. It's just a genetic thing.
in the book they never got close to the city
Retarded King Viserys for naming his daughter heir and that cunt Allicent Hightower for being the biggest scheming bitch this side of cersei.
I know i meant its more d&d not being creative or willing to put little homages to the books
I need a fapfic where firewyrms lay eggs down Aerea Targaryen's throat
Why did the Targaryens do brother-sister incest but not parent-child?
kek, brilliant
What why did he stop? Fucking hell dnd are morons
That's just too weird for George I guess.
You say you do, but you really don't.
>Season 4 scripts are also when Weiss and Benioff’s infamously colloquial style first appears in the stage directions—such as when Jon Snow chokes down a drink that “tastes like day-old cock cheese.”
Craster exists so GRRM definitely isn’t afraid of parent child incest
Anyone else think season 8 sucked?
Sure he exists, but he's also one of the worst (minor) characters in the series from pretty much any perspective.
>lol unmutilated cocks are disgusting
t. two Hollywood jews
Beginning July 23rd, HBO will be airing the 3 part docudrama about Robert Baratheon’s last boar hunt at 9:00/8:00C rumored to be titled “If I Had A Hammer”
Trenchers
Killing off the night king in episode 3 without letting him get to King’s Landing was a horrible mistake
Mad Dany is sort of interesting but it’s really not deserved, and they had to make Jon, Tyrion, and Varys retarded to make it work. It also just make me feel bad
imagine having such a shit taste to liking last 3 episodes of season 8. Fucking kek. You should watch Michael Bay movies maybe.
Fucking this. He could’ve been the glue that binds together Dabid’s fan fiction
literally everyone.
Sansa is best girl. Dany is a dumb fat slut.
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>i.imgur.com
>GURM has to keep track of all this shit
No wonder he'll never be finished
Also
>More than a fourth of this pic is for Fr*ys
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reminder
They were a fun trainwreck
Is anybody else going to see in theatres because of this or is it just me.
Reminder that Dany got to have sex with Jon Snow and Sansa did not
just you, bro
Sansa has a cute husband-son. That is all she needs.
Absolutely none of it made any sense
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Do we know Dark Phoenix is the movie? She’s gonna have a meltdown if her first post-GoT project becomes like, famously bad. She’ll wind up booking a room next to Kit Harrington.
21% RT. It’s Dark Phoenix user.
>what IN THE NAME OF GOD do people see in the Alt Shift X guy?
I guess it's his voice/intonation?
cringe and emelia-pilled
Could Stannis manage to get their knees bent?
You’re absolutely right. But unfortunately there are retards like out there
I just never heard anyone mention Dark Phoenix at all before release so I didn’t see it as a big potential blockbuster.
It’s certainly not as publicized as Batman & Robin was
Stannis would walk into the tower and bow to Jon Snow
Season 7 sucked but season 8 was worse
You misspelled "based", user
You also misspelled "Emilia"
Fuck off dabid
200 million budget user
>dabid
>understanding Stannis's character
Barrel chested
>supports Robert's rebellion
>kneels to the Targaryan heir
What kind of glue eater fanfic is this?
But Sansa is the worst character in the show, and Sophie right now is fat as fuck.
>stopped writing the show and the books half way through
Explains the lotr movie tier dialogue
If you think OP's pic is cool then you must've loved the shot if Dany w/dragon wings behind her.
I felt like George Lucas directed this segment when I first saw it
Stannis says he was conflicted about it
Hey I need that image of Stannis going 'ahhhhhh' in red
Strong Belwas. Fucking champ.
>this entire scene
What did they mean by this?
I don't think they thought through anything this season
dabid snorted his crayons before writing it
It's just meant to have Jon ride a dragon before he does it in the battle, which is fucking retarded because he can barely ride it here, why they think having him ride it in a battle makes sense I don't know.
You can easily make it plot relevant by having them get married right after that scene, but we can't make things make too much sense
>which is fucking retarded because he can barely ride it here,
On the other hand Kit's comment on an incident that occurred while filming that scene was hilarious
What comment
Explain
He almost tore a nut off on the rig they use for dragons, iirc
Basically while he was "riding" the mechanical part which was supposed to be the back of the dragon which was moving a lot around (the moment he almost fell off in the episode) one of his balls got stuck/trapped between two of the layers, he didn't have time to yell to stop the scene and since the mechanical part swirled around quite a bit as well the pain was immense and he was thinking to himself "this is how it ends, on this back swinging me around by my testicles"
"on this *buck*", sorry bout that
>That autism scream in that scene was actually real ball pain
>re reading ADWD
>fucking Meereen
Euron please reveal yourself already
For the watch.
He could have just knocked her out and flown off
Jesus fuck I can't imagine a situation in which a contraption like that hurts your balls without inflicting permanent damage, the recent news about his rehab are probably because he's depressed over losing a testicle
I can't stop watching GoT. The final season, while extremely disappointing, got me so hype that I'm still on the train, even though it already passed the final stop.
new
Lots of things about the last season was good. I think the reason it feels off is because they have to end the entire show in 6 episodes, so it feels rushed. The plot points, effects, acting, camera work, everything was great.
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