Makes kino in you're path

Lets get this onto the traaayyy

>still no Fish Garum meal review

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unbelievably based

reviewbrah can suck my fucking balls
little faggot couldn't even tell coke from pepsi

>patriot
he wears meme shirts and his entire thing is learning and enjoying other countries food cultures

he mostly does american rations but the foreign ones do look a lot better if not less practical

israeli ration was the worst shit

they sneak testosterone into army mres

>all shelf stable bread comes from USA
anyone else noticed this? doesn't matter what country MRE

doubt it
the gum has laxatives though

saw that too and i wasn't surprised

god damn i need to stop sitting down so much dont want all my neck gains to reverse

they need to be shit so the IDF soldiers get angry and slaughter palestinian kids throwing rocks at them

look at all the shit posted on his walls
also some magazine interviewed him and he talked about his respect for the troops
pretty sure he's a patriot dude

speznas are really big guys

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compare that to other 24hr rations and it is shit

Ignoring the quality of the ration is has like 1500 - 2000 more calories than most other 24 hour ration packs.

I bought Spanish MREs because of his reviews. They are an absolute delight, like Steve himself

And how much of that is the five packs of gum and the fifty crackers? Absolute shit

>five packs of gum
they are chocolate bars

>giving you 5 chocolate bars to eat in a day
sure it isn't a USA ration?
its shit

are you retarded? its a special MRE for operation in the mountains. they need the calories

Why do they put cookies and m&m's and shit in the rations? Do soldiers really give a shit about that? I'd figure they would rather have another portion of rice or something so they have more energy out in the field.

Nice

Probably calorie density compared with the small amount of space they take up

crossover when

Mm

morale boost
no soldier is thinking "oooohhhh I hope I get some fucking rice for energy instead of a bag of skittles"

and calories are best in form of FIVE chocolate bars?
retard

Nice

>augh that smells rancid, I am not trying that
>well, maybe I will try a little
>yep, that's no good anymore, it's a real shame
>I will just try a little bit more
>AUGH that is just bad, that's really unfortunate

What an absolute lad

To handout to civilians in exchange for intel

its the easiest way. you dont have always time for a lunch.
retard

>DUDE FEED ARMY CHOCOLATE LMAO
t. amerimutt

Does anyone remember when he ate the civil war hard tac that was preserved and he said it tasted like mothballs? Then in the comments someone said that's what embalming fluids taste like and that's why it was so perfectly preserved and he should go to the hospital? What a champ.

steve is not buff at all

If you're in good health candy bar is basically quick energy. Obviously if you're a keyboard warrior such as yourself it's bad for you.

he's in great shape, what fucking planet do you live on?

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sugar and refined carbs don't completely obliterate a healthy person like they do when you go to the candy aisle in the store fatso

According to the comment section on that one, Israeli rations are garbage because they never really need to use them. They don't often venture out beyond where they can get access to a kitchen.

>it's a 'steve finds amphetamines in a ration and we're to assume he won't take any of it' episode

>calorie dense
>palatable
>”healthy”
Pick two

dude do you know how many calories soldiers burn every day?

hes in great shape but hes not what i'd call buff

>american chocolate defence force
quick as a flash

>it's a "ration has pack of cigarettes" episode

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A Steve thread. Nice. Mkay.

He’s not super buff, but his arms are pretty good. Wonder what he curls.

Does he still live at his moms

>he's not what I'd call buff
Holy shit go back to/fit/. Steve could probably bench your squat max.

>theyre menthol

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didnt he admit it was probably filled with amphetamines?

you literally have no clue what you're talking about
you're just desperate to dunk on "amerimutts"
go back to /pol/
fag

That 3rd reich chocolate he ate had shitloads apparently

>american
>schokolade
fucking idiot

800lbs? I highly doubt it

410? He doesn't have the physique

Unless you’re an actual amateur bodybuilder I call bullshit. Larry Wheels squats 900 PR

>americans can't respect other cultures
do you learn everything about us from shitty hollywood propaganda?

>мaйcкий
yum

>lying about weightlifting maxes on a Laotian textile forum
Seriously, /fit/ fags go back to your manlet pits and stay there

>he thinks leg press is same as a squat
Okay kiddo

It's disturbing that you're still getting (you)'s

This offends me the most for sure. The harsher carbonation is a well known trait of coke. And this guy makes his living of junk like this...

Reviewbrah has a limited vocabulary when describing food. His style bores me to death. I subbed for the memes, but don't watch his content religiously like I do with Steve.

Nice

yeah that shit pissed me off
I could tell the difference when I was fucking 10 years old
this dude spends 10 minutes talking about the intricacies of the flavors and then gets it wrong