Well ain't this a

Denizens of hell are for slaying. They are not for wholesome family time, unless they are the game.

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You have school tomorrow so get in bed or im comin up with the belt

This thread sucks more cock than OPs mom.

>your mom joke
underageb&

You know, this family is honestly pretty wholesome

It is in this current age of forced representation

Doomguy has good reason to pulp literally all of them
> Literally a Demon
> Literally Half Alien
> Literally a Witch

What would sex with Doomguy be like?

Given he's Catholic, it involves mating press

>Charlie and Doomguy
Sure, it's an alright crossover ship.
>Steven and Star
Fuck off

>its a Steven and Star experiment during puberty episode

Doomslayer is canonically Christian, but isn't Steven Jewish?

>Doomguy catches Steven reading heretical literature

youtube.com/watch?v=_NMkdRWikkg&app=desktop

Whats the difference?

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>Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty
>Denying the divinity of Christ

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>not accepting that Christianity and Judaism are one in the same in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty A.D

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Which reminds me
>its an episode where the Magne family attend Ash Wednesday mass
>Steven has to give up sex with Vaggie for Lent
>Doomslayer has to give up ripping and tearing for Lent

To be fair, Doomguy’s religious dedication is dubious at best. All he cares about is protecting humanity, Doom Eternal trailers hints that he’s willing to go against God’s will if he isn’t on humanity’s side anymore.

>God finds a way to make Doomslayer his enemy
>Doom 3: Heaven and Hell

Motherfucker you made me chuckle

>It’s a time travel incest episode

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swap hazbin for isabelle so it's two cute sisters.

>STEVEN WAIT THATS YOUR MOM!
>hfw

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>mfw

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And Yea Forums has the audacity to cringe at Deviantart autists while it makes cringy shit like....

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People ITT acting like this is the worst thing to happen to Yea Forums

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Pretty sure last year's ms Yea Forums was worse

>Star shows off her Halloween costume to her uncle B J
>"What do ya think?"

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Christians follow Jesus. Jews follow Pharisees. Jesus and Pharisees were opponents

Old testament is just soft canon to the new testament's hard canon, the jewish faith aren't necessary to the divinity of christ and the ethnicity he was born as isn't important.

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Since its Lent what would Charlie give up for 40 days?4

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Im glad it's just one autist but the real question is permaban when?

When Spinelfags get permabanned too. So never

Plus at least i keep it to one thread a week instead of the mass spam by Spinelfaga

>I dont spam it as often so it's ok

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Jokes on you boomer, that revolver isn't even loaded. Though in your old age you must be used to forgetting shit

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You glorious bastard!

He said forgetting it was a demon that made his armor

Nah. For Doomguy it would involve doubling the amount of ripping and tearing

For Lent you give something up that you would normally do.

They created their own undoing

He spared the demon who made his armor

No he didnt, hell the armor wasnt even made by demons, it was made by humans and tried to be repurposed by demons to use him as a weapon which exploded in their faces and in the end had to entomb him so he wouldnt destroy Hell

Charlie would be a great mommy gf

I miss the Steven x Maggie greentexts

Breaking out into songs?

*Vaggie

yeah back in my day we never did such things h-ha

Also Channel
There seems to be a trend of Steven Universe fags continuously making and being the worst shit on Yea Forums. I wonder why

Believe In Steven

Please fucking stop this shit. It's actually Deviant Art tier. I mean Star is now being added into this autism pile to? Dear god as if co wasn't a laughing stock already take your fan fic. somewhere else underage.

>oh, family! meet Mr. Afton, we will live here while i try to redeem him so he can go to heaven!

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No need to wonder with all the constant Steven thread spamming and then proceeding to shove their shit into anything else, all the while the mods and jannies enable it because their Steven fags aswell. Nothing this bad has happened to co since mlp.

>Hazbin Hotel

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>Star
>traditional Christian
She worshiped a fucking tree stump and dated a demon prince.

imgur.com/a/mo8wQpA

Anyone got anything for the doom x hazbin pile?

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FUCKKING REBBECCA! I know it's YOOOUUU! Stop opening nigger portals in my fucking house! Uhhh fuck yeah- Chico The *miraculous* Power of a Gigantic Black Cocksucking Monstrosity! STOP TALKING! No I talk! NO YOU FUCKING DON"T! Yes I do, now get out of my head! I'm stuck here like Mr. T! NO! Shut the fuck up right now! You bastard! No! (New Timer Interrupted) God help me. (Sloppyblowjob as new Timer Begins) Fuck you! You dirty fucking old bastard! YOU'RE MEANINGLESS! But I'm just gonna lie there, *trying* to forget about this.

Hot

>its a chapter where Steven and Vaggie spend all Easter in the bedroom as the sound of sexual armageddon can be heard for miles

I'd definitely read that
We need more Vaggie and Steven stuff, I miss Pinkanon.

Daily reminder that DINAMITE!

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why do you keep posting this shit?

What happened to him? His Steven x Vaggie stuff was cute. I think last one was for Thanksgiving or something with talk of Steven proposing around Christmas

Because shut up

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No you shut up

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He came back a bit, don’t think the real him showed up though

Make me faggot

Why are you faggots so obsessed with Dollar General Master Chief Doomguy?

I would if I could... BITCH!

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Maybe you could if you werent a fuckin NIGGER

FUCK YOU!
youtube.com/watch?v=S8rRladhM1g

You woke my fuckin dog up ya damn coon!

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>this thread

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Ayo man! fuck your stupid ass dog you cracker ass bitch!

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YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!

Go pick cotton you filthy ape

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Looks like a dollar store Jay-Z
>mom can we listen to Jay-Z
>no, we have jay-z at home
>jay-z at home:

You've never met a black person, have you?

Damn man you racist!!!
Do wiggers count?

Niggerfaggot

Sup, iDubbz

Put Bob the tomato

WEED EATER

Cunt

This thread is shitshow. Also, Charlie and Doomguy were fine but Star and Steven are so forced it hurts.

I think he’s taking a break

I don't even understand how Star became part of the equation
Not that Steven makes any fucking sense either, mind you.

Would Star and Steven commit wincest, though?

Probably during puberty

>Steven crossdresses as Nora Universe and invites some Mexican kid named Marco over to fuck him
>Star finds out and flies into an incestuous yandere rage at Marco for stealing her onii-chan

>"Star i was gonna share!" Marco says in a panic

I think the real question should be would Steven have the balls to rawdog his sister on her first time?

Normally, he doesn't rip and tear as much as he does during lent.

>in the year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty A.D.
>in the year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty in the year of Our Lord.

This thread really isn't all that terrible if you take it in the context of current Yea Forums. One million coomer threads, some threads on a current shitty cartoon that has no new episodes or plot development and are basically just anons babbling about nothing like co-workers around a water cooler, an obligatory boomer comics thread that has the same comics posted over and over until it devolves into /pol/ shit, marvel and DC threads are constantly under the bilge of autism that keeps people reading them in (current year), a thread or two about an older cartoon that's filled with waifufags, or alternatively, one that goes well until some autismo decides to shit up the entire thread with winx shit or something equally retarded, two twitter drama threads, a wildcard thread that devolves into waifufagging on the third post, and maybe one or two interesting threads that aren't the same old trash that sit at the bottom of the bump count. There are good cartoons out there, I don't know why we never talk about those ones. I think Yea Forums should probably be organized by medium of entertainment rather than west vs. east and Yea Forums vs. Yea Forums. Why am I here.

Where can I read this stuff.

Someone has the screenshots saved

At least someone can put shit in perspective

You are everything wrong with this board

Back to reddditt faggot

I believe in him

And now i remember Jay Naylor's Better Days comic.

>It's a "the kids don't want their parents to have another child" episode.

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Did we ever pair Steven's "Uncles" (Dante, Vergil, Hellboy, and Angeldust) up with anybody?

Nope

>Doomslayer refuses to wear condoms because "CONDOMS ARE FOR WUSSES!"

>its a sub chapter where Duke and Angel Dustvare fucking on the down low

>demon horns and cheek marks

Plus she has her daddy's rage

>She worshiped a fucking tree stump
So a Christmas tree?
>and dated a demon prince
It was a phase to piss off her father

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Where did that blood come from?

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Good times

Why is Female Jesus a horse

Why are the mexican jesi so fucking aesthetic?

Idk

The old testament is canon. NT is a shitty reboot. Christfags are the fake geek girls of abrahamic religion followers.

Why do we have this argument every year during Lent?

West African Jesus reminds me of those Sleek and Tears pics.

>traditional Christian family
>Star
She’s the relative who’s marriage ended in divorce while her ex-hubby married a Filipina.

Oh look, a deluded Jannafag

>divorce
>traditional Christian
Also coincidentally Stella from the MM threads would probably make the superior daddy’s girl to Doomslayer since she’d treat rip and tear like family bonding time.

Religion doesn’t canonically exist in setting, just unconsolidated superstitions. Also even if Greg were Jewish, Jewishness is matrilineal and Steven’s mom is an alien.

>Stella from the MM threads
Now there's some real cancer

Deluded is thinking Star of all people can sustain a marriage.

Dumb opinion because the writers of the New Testament constantly refer to the Old Testament and quote it to justify their positions.

Deluded is thinking Janna ever had a chance

Bruh she has all the chances now that Marco accepts her.

You poor deluded fool

I’m just following what Nefcy laid down, ma’am.

user Janna died

>she wasn’t here for the AMA
Bruh

>he follows AMAs
What a sheep

>His introduction words
>I always CUMe back

>Why are you here Mr. Afton?
>I killed a bunch of kiddos.
>Afton looks Star.
>And I want to kill more right now.

>pot meets kettle

>The episode.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=O1UYRDnS2M0

>using outdated idiom
Charlie Murphy meet Wesley Snipes

>Star still takes baths with Steven

>Doomguy pokes his head in

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It's not outdated if it's just fucking true, user.
Stop acting like a faggot.

>Stop acting like a faggot.
Where do you think we are?

Fuck i didn't post it right.

It's just that some have more faggot power than others.
And this guy has a lot of it.

Fuck again, this shit is broken.

Plenty of people are not acting like retarded fags.
It's a healthy habit to cultivate.
is not one of them, though.

user Yea Forums is where faggotry thrives

>Stella and MM mixed with other AUs
Pls user, no more.

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Stop the portals Rebecca! Stop the fucking nigger portals! Stop that shit in this town! There are black niggers in here!! Bitch! Stop that shit! Block that shit! Shaving is a bitch Bitch! Your whole body in shaves, Bitch! You must get that shave brushed and brushed again Bitch! Okay. Okay! Here we go. No, You don't have to do a long one. See? I shaved you all day. Well, let me give you a hint. The name of your new razor, Bitch, has no "O" in it. OK, now let's shave the other spot. I guess you don't like it so much. But the new one doesn't have a "Z". And the side of your jaw is called "F" for Face. Now, I will count from zero to five and we will start with that. No? You want it? GAAA nigger rebbeca! the fucking nigger is in here I'm going to fucking explode the nigger! omg nigger you should get on your knees I bet you aint about to fuck me with that banana like before You know you want me to fuck that banana asshole you a cunt nigger OHHHH oooooooooooh fuck off niggers I just got gagged and beaten so fuck off. omg so you say you want to fuck the banana ass and your the guy that hulks like a cow. The fuck do you want, its the fucking nigger bitch ass cunhjis , I will fucking chomp on it tomorrow. In two weeks you wont be able to see shit , Im puttin a duvet cover in from tonight!

Absolutely. Charlie tried to stop them of course, noticing how Star will rub her feet around Steven’s crotch during dinner

Mistaken Star as a demon because she had horns

What if she gets knocked up by Steven?

Do what now?

Why do you guys likes to keep forcing Doomguy on cartoons now?

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Makes sense

The left can't meme

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Catholics don't believe in abortion

Wait a sec
>Blood only up to his elbow
>Tom's in tear
Oh dear God he ripped off his tail!

Charlie can just say it’s hers.

WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

>Doomslayer pulls his son to the side
>"Son, you and your sister made this mistake. I expect you both to accept responsibility for your actions"

>Star ends up homeschooled after word gets out at school

>Tom gets cucked by her own brother

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>After months of not seeing her, finally shows up at her doorstep. Star and Steven answer, Star’s pregnant belly being guarded as he kisses her neck. Tom is in awe of how hard he got cucked.

Even in this universe, being Tom is suffering

>He remembers the night he had dinner with the family, only now noticing just how possessive Steven was and how he wouldn’t even let Tom kiss Star

It’s Metroid

Think Vaggie would approve?

Probably not too into it but she got sent to Hell so who’s she to judge?

Or Star would be included into that relationship since Steven cares about his sis

>Star gets to watch when she’s too far along for sex

There's always oral

>Vaggie eating Star out as Steven pounds away

Not to mention hotdogging

Absolutely
>Charlie babysitting for the trio to have a night out

So in the end, whose really the cuck? Oh right, Tom and Connie

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Just like the prophecy foretold

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>Tom had a sleepover at Star’s one night
>He thought he was gonna get lucky until he found out Steven was sleeping in the same room that night while he was on the floor
>He could hear the siblings giggle together and smack on popcorn together during the movie, hoping to fall asleep soon so the night would be over
>But that night he could hear moans and gasps in his dreams

>"Oh relax Tom, he was only giving me a massage!"

>But Tom knee most massages didn’t have both in their underwear, nor was the masseuse ever supposed to have a hefty bulge in the front of his boxer, he could almost smell the cum from Star’s mouth

How would Doomguy / Doomslayer react to Spawn?

On one hand: he works for Satan
On the other hand: he got fucked over.
So hard to say

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Such a good brother to his sis, he even lets her stay with him and his fiance Vaggie

I know. So close to each other. Always hugging and kissing in the cheek. Never seen two siblings so close

I would like to see these screenshots.

Based

Good eps

but when does Steven start fucking Tom? Tom is made for cucking, but also for human cocks.

Its rather sweet

>but when does Steven start fucking Tom
What are you talking about? He's been fucking Tom ever since he and Star realized incest really is best

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How would Star x Steven start anyway?

When puberty is the point where hormones are raging and their parents are on their second honeymoon.

>Steven and Star are left home alone,
>Steven struggles to contain his urges ever since Star had started walking around in her underwear, saying it’s how she gets comfortable at home.

>doesn't help that it's summer

>Begins looking up incest porn to try and curb his desires
>Doesn’t work at all, if anything he’s almost constantly hard around Star now.
>Can barely sit down for dinner with her without imagining fucking her on the dinner table.

>later that evening Steven heads to the shared bathroom to relieve himself
>he has no idea Star's in the shower
>she hears him draining the lizard and speaks up a bit blushing seeing he's longer and thicker than Tom
>"Hey bro, when you finish could you help with my back? I'll wash yours in return"
>Steven's face goes redder than his mother's eyes when she sees her big green demon slaying machine of a hubby come home drenched in blood
>"S-sure thing Star..."

>Steven manages to strip, and gets a full view of Star’s naked body. He can only hope the water is cold enough as he washes her back while she washes his, his hands go a bit too far down south as he’s practically groping her ass

Allow me to handle this greentext

Yay

>Steven nervously gets in the shower after finishing up
>"Relax Steven, its just washing her back. After all, you've helped her out before" Steven thought to himself
>His eyes gazed upon the slender yet sensual frame of his twin sister from behind
>"Oh no..." he thought as his mind started to flood with erotic scenarios
>"Something wrong Steven?~" Star chimed wondering why he had zoned out

>"N-no sis i'm alright" he replied as he took the scrubber lathered with his sister's favorite body wash
>"Shit, why did she have to buy this soap?" He thought trying to stay composed as the scent enhanced her natural perfume while he ran it up and down his sister's supple back
>He had to stop his rhythm abruptly when Star let out an enticing moan
>"S-sorry Steven, you just brushed a knot in my back. Could you massage it out for me?~"]

>"Um sure Star" Steven reluctantly started working out the numerous stress knots in his sister's lithe back trying to fight back the growing surge in his loins from his sister's moans
>"Remind me again why you never ask Tom to do this for you? Aren't you two together?" Steven asked stopping as he hit a sensitive knot sending Star close to an orgasm
>"I-OHFUCKYES!~-I was thinking of leaving him because never wants to go all the way. I think he's secretly gay."
>Steven rolled his eyes thinking how a demon prince could be such a beta "that still doesn't answer why you always ask me to massage your back"
>Star blushed as she felt her Niagara Falls roaring "I-its because you've always had good hands and you've always been there for me.."

>"Well duh, of course i look out for you Star. You're my sister" he scoffed now massaging her neck and shoulders
>"Then why have you been avoiding me all day?" She asked almost sounding hurt emotionally
>"Well i wasn't feeling good and didn't want you to catch what I had"
>She sighed smiling a bit "Bro, you've always been a terrible liar. I've seen how you look at me and honestly it's makes me happy~"
>Steven stopped looking a bit confused "What do you mean it makes you happy?"
>Star turned around and gave him a loving yet sensual kiss shocking him yet not rejecting it by lightly holding her by her sides as she pulled back a bit still smiling
>"I'm happy that you have the same feelings about me that i have for you, ya big oaf~"
>Steven's smile turned into a stern face "No one can find out about this, especially Mom."
>Star smiled and winked "Don't worry, it'll be our little secret. Plus mom and dad are on a two week cruise~"

WHOS A MAN AND A HALF?

Later that night
>Steven and Star are lying in bed after 4 hours of nonstop heresy
>"Well we can never go back now Steven" Star says realizing the gravity of the matter
>Steven's voice cracks a bit as comes to terms on his biggest blunder to dated "Star whatever happens next, we face it together. Right?"
>she rolls over on to his chest giving him a reassuring kiss while he caresses her back
>"Steven, no matter what happens i know it will be ok as long as we have each other~"

How would their parents handle Steven and Star's relationship?

Fuck i just realized i just made a retcon

The fuck's wrong with hotsauce?
What did you stupid kids do now?

Just ignore him

Fuck it its just a one-shot

>Its a chapter where Steven gets overprotective of his baby sister

Ya know when you think about it this AU is the closest thing to traditional family values.

Debatable. Jews are a highly men-oriented society similar to Arabs where their husbands have more more than their own fathers, unlike European societies.

Theology - one is a Semitic religion, the other is categorized as an Eastern Faith together with Hinduism and Buddhism.

>protecting humanity at the expense of his own welfare and life
This is a central dogma in Christian Theology as opposite to Judaism. Buddhism has a similar concept but lacks the self-sacrifice aspect.
My wife is a theologian.

Reddit can't meme.
Reddit happens to be part of The Left.
The Left can't meme.
I feel like they were the nerds who got bullied for making cringeworthy comebacks.

Why does Lent always bring out theology debates?

Who's Lent?

Pretty sure doomguy fighting a sect fall from grace. Remember The holy angels Seraphim blessed him with powers. In a trailer there there seems to be an angel speaking to do in slayer that “they” fear him.

I hope it’s the case, doomguy is divine judgement even to the ones who have the halo.

Canonically what would happen, and I enjoyed the salt the cartoon got out of (((them))).

That May be but according to the Torah/tradition women are connected via blood from the womb was so it’s matrilineal

I liked the everyman lore better anyways. I hope they show how he got that far without any "predestined" bullshit.

You're correct. And yet children by Jewish father are valued more even if they're technically unfit to get their own bar/bat mitzvah.

Some good shit

Haven't lost my touch lel

Not who. Lent is the period between Ash Wednesday and Good Friday. AND PURE HELL FOR ANYONE WHO SERVES SEAFOOD

>its an Easter episode where Doomslayer reenacts the crucifixion of Christ on Alastor

>its a chapter where Doomslayer takes the kids to baptize Jewish babies

>its a chapter where the Steven and Star attend a Slayer concert and Steven channels his father's rage while in a mosh pit

FPBP

r/okbuddyretard humor was never funny and never will be

>Star and Steven manage to fuck each other without being noticed by crowd

That’s the whole point, yes.

This isn't Boruto

seething

Any Satina threads?

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Why not?

Severe anal rape with a sawed-off double barrel

That episode when Hilda visits her father in hell with his new wife, and Hilda meets her stepbrother and stepsister.

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Shocked but not entirely surprised. Doomguy will make Steven marry Star if she gets knocked up

>Steven stealing Star’s and Charlie’s panties to jerk off in

Even took her to prom, what a gentleman

There’s too much porn of my wholesome family

Share it please

He fights for Daisy

>Star gets into choking

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Because unlike Bort, Steven isn't an entitled shithead

>Steven in his pink suit and top hat
>Star in the Blood Moon Ball dress
Fuck that actually would work

>All the other kids are too wasted to notice the siblings making out.
>Except for Tom, who was a designated driver

wow you take Doomguy and you make him into some sort of a patetic demoncuck, what a bunch of autistic retards.

Oh look, another faggot whinging about a heterosexual pairing

Wow, this thread is still going?
Neat.

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Thank the discussion about theology for that

Ah, based theologie.. .

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>its a beach episode

>its a chapter where Steven attends college to become a theology major

>it's an Easter episode where Star stays under her bed because she saw her mother dressed up like the Easter Bunny for her father

>Steven keeps rubbing lotion on Star and can’t keep his eyes off her

Is this some sort of advanced retardation or are you just another faggot shipping like a woman because of those hormone pills you been chugging bro?

You don't like forced heterosexuality?

Catholic Texan of Polish descent according to Bethesda.
Pretty much the entire point of Jesus is that the curse of true death casted on the descendants of Adan was destroyed, death was conquered, the book was created a new and there isn't a tribe anymore.

The entire point of Jesus was to destroy the Jewish stale traditions, it's funny how it still triggers them to this day if you look it from a historical point of view.

Oh so i was right, he does observe Lent

Yeah, the polish brand of catholicism is really by the books and one that behemently resisted the "judeo Christian" approach of the mid 80s that changed the Bible in other denominations.

Poles just don't give up on Christianity even during 3 military occupations that were hell bent on erasing it.

And people called Poles dumb, more like stubborn and steadfast

PUNCHLINE

Scuffed Harley

>all the LGBTBBQBRAAAAP representation in modern media
>yet one autistic user took an autistic crackship and made it the model nuclear family
I can see why faggots would be salty

>Charlie purposely leaves a fresh used pair out for her son's urges

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Dead Ringer is for faggots, prove me wrong

>She’s a good mother and her son will get over this phase.
>She hopes as she finds he needs another pair while she does the laundry after the one she gave him is soaked in cum

Cute dog

>She decides to leave tasteful pinups for him in his room after school

>Just makes him more lustful for her, to the point he’ll playfully slap her butt

>His father glares disappointed
>"Dammit Steven, how many times do i have to tell you: Smack THEN Grab! Lemme show you how a real man does it"
>Doomslayer proceeds to rip tear his wife a new hymen in front of his son

>Charlie now has to deal with her little boy now having full knowledge how to rip and tear.
>She just wishes he wouldn’t stop having an erection around her all the time

Kid has the stamina of a demon and a Night Sentinel.

>He keeps leaving mother/son incest porn for her to find

>Charlie starts to worry about his wellbeing and has a talk with Doomslayer
>"Dear I'm worried he's not letting out his frustration positively. Plus he's been avoiding me like i have the plague"
>Doomslayer sets his paper down
>"Charlotte the boy's going through puberty and is surrounded by his beautiful mother and equally alluring sister. There's only one solution to this problem and we both know what it is."
>Charlie gasps in shock at what her stoic husband is suggesting
>"But what about our vows?"
>the stern marine looks her in the eye
>"Charlotte, we both agreed that if anything happens to me Steven is to take my place as Man of the house. I think its only appropriate that he gets some experience with that role"

>Charlie presenting herself in her nightgown on Steven’s bed

Hang on i think i may have done this greentext last year.
>The next evening Charlie sits in their marital bedroom remembering the talk they had that morning before his deployment to help Duke deal with another invasion
>"Alright, it's a mother's duty to educate her son in all aspects of life. Even the intimate aspects..."
>the mere thought of it sent a chill down her spine and butterflies in her stomach
>"He maybe my darling little Esteban but he's becoming a man. A man that's starting to resemble his father..."
>her mind began to trail off and soon lewd fantasies started to fill her head of her son
>"Steven..." she sighed softly as her slender fingers caressed her full yet enticing motherly figure
>"My little boy finds me irresistible..."
>her words faded as she started teasing ever sensitive node on her body letting out only subdued moans for Steven to hear

Cool

>Steven peeked his head in and beheld a sight he'd only seen in his doujins: his own mother ravaging herself with only her fingers and looking him right in the eyes
>"Come in sweetie, momma's been waiting for you~"
>Charlie's cheeks were glowing bright red from the pleasure and the fact her own baby boy was gazing at her in such a lewd state
>"Come in and lock the door dear~"
>'Dear'. She called him many things over his 15 years of existence but she never once called him 'Dear'. She only reserved that title for his father.
>"M-Mom you've only used that name for dad" Steven could hardly speak while the fire in his loins raged like an inferno
>"Steven it's ok, you can call me by my name since you're father is away~" his mother said coyly while still exploring the depths of her nether realm in plain sight
>"But why? Are things ok between you two?" He said worried about his parents' marital status
>His mother brought her drenched hand to her face smiling and laughing softly
>"Oh my handsome Esteban, you've always worried about others before yourself. And I've always loved that about you~"
>Charlie rose from the bed going over to comfort her son
>"There's no need to worry, me and your father have a happy and very healthy marriage dear. Your father and i haven't been worried about you though~"
>Steven looked surprised yet relieved "About me? Why?"

>Charlie softly touched his cheek "well we know you're going through 'that phase' and being half demon doesn't make it easy~"
>Steven's face still felt warm as he could smell her feminine perfume on her hand
>"But your father suggested i help you with your, um, urges. And since he wants you to take his place as Man of the house if something ever happened to him, he wanted you to get some experience in that regard~" she said blushing and nearly gushing on the thick shag carpet
>"Dad wants me to get experience? But i already do things with Connie but-"
>his mother instantly cut him off with a deep and passionate kiss that lasted for nearly a minute
>"Sweetie you've only been around girls, momma is going to teach you how to please a woman~" she responded sounding like the sultry succubus that she was

this goes out to the anons who want mommydom
>Steven immediately pulled his mother in for another kiss before she playfully denied him
>"Now now Steven, with a woman you have to please them first. Didn't i teach you how to be a gentleman?~"
>Now she was teasing him.
>She removed the sheer robe revealing her perfectly curved mature figure
>"Now come over here and i'll teach you about foreplay and patience~" she said patting on the bed
>Steven paused for a moment arguing with conscience
>'If this is what mom and dad want, and as long as dad's okay with it, then it's my duty to not disappoint them' he thought rationally as she saw his determined face
>'Even though he's growing into a handsome young man he's still my adorable baby boy~' she thought smiling as he came towards her
>"Now there's one thing to remember about foreplay Steven: you have to take your time and savor every inch of your partner. From head to toe~"
>Steven nodded with his determined face as he started to slowly and seductively kiss at his mother's neck while caressing her body
>Charlie arched her back softly moaning to his touch "Mmmmn just like that sweetie, savor every inch of me~..."
>Steven continued his pace as he began licking and teasing her taunt hard nipples before starting to nurse
>Charlie groaned lightly scratching his back as he twisted and tweaked her nipples in between nursing on them
>"Mmmmmn God yes Steven! I missed all the time you nursed on me!"
>her demonic lust got the better of her as she ripped off her son's shirt and clawed his back when he started to use teeth

>"Just like that Steven! I want it harder!~" She screamed arching more into him as he decided to play dirty moving on from her nipples and kissing down her soft stomach
>Eventually he made it down to her pubic region and was amazed at its barren nature
>"You wax mom?"
>Charlie blushed as kissed at her smooth pubic region "Well your father helps since he loves to Rip and Tear, plus it makes swimming easie-OH GAWD!~"
>Steven had cut her off as he began eating her out while she clutched his curly blonde lockes tight
>"MMMMMNNYES!~" was all she could muster as his tongue circle the outer gates like a wolf circling it prey before diving inside her moist slit
>She shoved his face deep into her crotch begging him to go deeper as his tongue began reaching places only his father had ever reached
>'Oh God he really is his son! I just hope he has his father's agression' she thought before a tsunami of overwhelming pleasure left her mind blank
>her little Steven had sunk his teeth into her sensitive clit
>She immediately went limp releasing his hair from her grasp as Steven panicked worried of his mother's safety
>"Oh fuck mom I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you i swear!"
>Charlie laid back in awe, her own baby boy had given her the same intense orgasm his father always gave her from just oral.
>"S-Steven...s-sweetie...it's ok...~" her voice trembled still overwhelmed from the intense orgasm she had just experienced "You did amazing sweetie~"
>Steven instinctivly held her as she lightly patted his back "Let me catch my breath first and we'll continue our lesson~"
>Steven looked up in awe "You're not satisfied mom?"
>She softly smiled and chuckled before giving him a loving kiss
>"Sweetie i'm a succubus like your Grandma Lilith, me and your father can go days~" she said with a sly wink

Really wish Pink was here...

>Steven gave his mother an equally sly grin
>"Well then, lets see if i can break dad's record"
>Charlie yanked off his belt as she pulled him on top of her
>"Less talking and more breeding Dear~"

>Meanwhile Star is over at Marco's place in the events of Between Friends minus the condoms

Nah, Marco si really for Jackie while Star gets fucked by her brother

Why is mother/son stuff the best?

Because mother always knows best

>he doesn't know Marco and Star are cheating on Tom and Jackie

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There is nothing to prove wrong because its correct

Just for that, you get fluff
>its a Valentine's Day episode where kindergarten Steven makes a macaroni heart for his mom
>All Charlie can do is shed tears of joy

>its a Steven takes Charlie to the annual mother/son dance episode

>Everyone watches as they dance provocatively, practically humping each other

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We need him back, i miss that drunk bastard shooting his wall

He's the one I replied to, but yeah, more greentext from him would be golden.

In the meantime i'll do my best to greentext

Satina is the family dog

Or the family parrot

>Star, Steven, Marco, Tom, Jackie, and Janna go to the same high school
>gym teacher is none other than Korra

>Has been brought up for disciplinary issues for always joining on the showers with the boys and girls and making the kids perform naked

More like
>constantly gets reprimanded for trying to mack on the female students

She doesn’t discriminate.
>Shows up with beer to high school parties

Even in this universe she's a raging dyke

>its an episode where Janna gets creepy around Steven

>"Janna as much as i want to say yes, I'd rather date my own mother"

>His card said he wishes Mommy was his wife

I said kindergartener Steven

It’s foreshadowing for his later years of wanting to fuck Charlie

His desire stems from his demonic heritage

Plus puberty makes your hormones rage

Fair enough.
>It’s a Charlie and Steven role play as a nun and a catholic schoolboy episode

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>first time Steven ever jerked off was to a picture of his mom in a bikini during a beach day

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>its a chapter where Charlie intimates every girl Steven brings over because she only wants whats best for her boy

>”Accidentally” spills water on Connie the first time Steven brought her home so she’d leave

>gets into a passive aggressive catfight with Lapis

>Keeps spouting snide remarks on how she shouldn’t even let her son be around a predator like her

>Charlie snaps when Lapis calls her "an overbearing mother hen"
>"Steven sweetie, go upstairs and help your sister with her homework. Mommy is gonna FLATLINE A BITCH"

>Lapis gets another crack as Charlie’s plan backfired when Steven kisses her better
>Charlie makes sure to give Steven an open mouth kiss right before Lapis leaves

Nefcy

>its a St Patrick's Day episoe where Charlie wears a "Kiss Me I'm Irish" shirt around the house

This entire thread seems to run on incest at this point.

You say that like its a bad thing

Doomguys is not "Le Deus Bult xDddd" meme, he's just mad the demons killed his pet rabbit. That being said he wouldn't be fond of Star because she's evil

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To be fair Star did cuck a demon so she's got her daddy's sadistic side towards demons

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>its a crossover episode where Star tries to cheer up Finn but accidentally ends up dating him

Oooh we got an Internet Tough Guy!

We got a big one!

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You're right, jokes are funny. You aren't

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Now that that triggered tranny is gone here's Charlie around Easter

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Awh fuck, what did I miss?

In the genes

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Some dumb tranny trying to dox me. No one has been successful lel

And yet people still doubt Star as their daughter would work

>its a chapter where Charlie and Doomslayer go on a double date with Wang Fire and his wife

I wonder how the family would react to Arthur Fleck in Hell

I'm sorry, I just got a little mad, I won't actually do anything.

Yeah because you got warned by the mods lel

No, I mean it, I take back what I said, I'm sorry, let's just move on.

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Wait, we're doing Star x Steven now?

Wasn't Steven going to propose to Vaggie?

He was. But this has Tom cucking which is always good. I’m personally very fluid with this.

I'm not complaining or anything, just curious.

Never forget

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>doomguy you don't HAVE to hate all demons!
>wow steven i never thought of it that way. From now on I'll only rip and tear the bags to get to bits and chaps!

Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!

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I live in the Southeast. Blacks are a tiresome bunch.

Kek

How many times do I have to tell you retards
DEMONS ARE FOR

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Fair enough

Hugs

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This is everything that happened before the Vaggie stories

>its a chapter where Charlie comforts Steven after a bad break up

He still is, this is just everything up until that night he and Vaggie started dating

>its a chapter where Charlie's secret fantasy of a bareback threesome with her son and husband comes true

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So what happens to Earth here?

>Tells him she will always love him and he doesn’t need any girl in his life besides her
>Feels a boner when she hugs him

>Steven forced into a shotgun wedding with Star

Earth is fine since Hell is kept in check

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A classic

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Well it is Hell so polygamy would be allowed

>Charlie cheers him up by getting him and her matching rings so no matter what he will always be hers
>Doomguy just shakes his head while cleaning his weapons
>"Charlotte you coddle that boy too much"

Plus some prequel stories never hurt. Which reminds me: i need to work on greentexts set before Charlie and Doomslayer had kids

>To this day he never takes off the ring, forever ensuring he’ll be loyal in love to his mother

>even to this day he wears it on a chain

>Puts it on whenever he jacks off to Charlie, thinking of their bond as mother and son as he orgasms

>he gets the initials of his mother, sister, and Vaggie etched on the inside

>Star used to make out with Steven pretending she was their mother when he wanted to keep his urges secret from the family and his sister was the only one he could trust

>Yea Forums
>Yea Forums
>Yea Forums
>Yea Forums

Needs some Yea Forums.

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Naruto

Can you even rocket jump? Thought so

Green kid from MHA since this seems to be Zoomer shit

I don't usually play solider but yes I do know.

Nardo works better since he's already blonde and can Talk no Jutsu better than Steven

At least you aren't a pyro retard who can't spy check.

>even when Star married Marco, Steven still looked out for his sister

I thought she married Steven after he knocked her up

Its Hell, polygamy isn't taboo

Makes sense.

>Inuyasha is Steven, Star, and Hilda's cousin.

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>Kagome and Charlie have a pleasant conversation over tea while Dante and Doomslayer pester Inuyasha over using Tessaiga

>its an episode where the family meet Corona-Chan

>Loona is his mother.
>Dante is his father.

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Ah yes, standard issue desert finish battle rifle carbine with 20x tactical scope for use in extended arms length engagements in cramped space stations.

Star and Charlie see this. How do they react?

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How did Dante avoid getting syphilis?

Dante is for Bayonetta only.

Probably nothing, i knew jocks back in high school during the mid 2000's that actually wore pink polo shirts

Why do I love this?

He probably has it already. Have you seen Trish?

Okay, but:
>It's an episode where Uncle Hellboy gets engaged out of the blue.
>Everybody expects his fiance to be wholesome/a bit of a stick in the mud, but find out that it's fucking Bayonetta.
>The Magne family spends the rest of the episode being baffled by this.

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Take advantage of slutty Steven

Fuck it i ship em

>Aunt Loona notices that Steven's scent is all over Star, bur doesn't mention it to avoid conflict.
>Inuyasha doesn't have as much restraint, and accuses Steven and Star of incest during a family gathering.
>Hilda is confused the whole time.

>Have you seen Trish?
Ouch

>Kagome just tells him to SIT!

>Star and Steven get caught making out in the closet

Poor Hilda

>"Hey mom, what's incest?"
>"Well honey, you see. . . Uhm. . . It's when a brother and a sister love each other very much. . ."
>"Oh, really? I love incest!"

HILDA NO!

>It's an episode where Hellboy is scared by Cereza's kinkiness.

Thank God Steven had his pants on

Don't even get me started on those fucking retards they have one job that a monkey could probably preform

Unless Hilda IS their daughter

Ah a fellow Engineer Chad

Okay, so the Magne clan now consists of:

The Magne Family:
>Doomslayer (Husband)
>Charlie (Wife)
>Steven (Eldest Child)
>Star (Middle Child)
>Hilda (Youngest Child)

The Redgraves:
>Uncle Dante (Husband)
>Loona (Wife)
>Inuyasha (Son)

>Uncle Hellboy & Bayonetta (Engaged)

>Uncle Virgil

Am I missing anyone?

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Uncle Duke Nukem
Steven and Star are twins
Cousin Nero
Grampa BJ
Naruto as the Eldest child
Nephew and Niece Bort and Himawari

Vaggie (Steven's fiance)
Angel Dust (Duke's fiance)

Thanks, I might whip up a family tree in a bit.

Also Hilda is Steven and Star's incest baby

>Incest baby
I thought she's their sister?

Nah, Hilda is Doomguy's daughter

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So who'll be the incest baby?

A LOT of red orbs.

>Raven is Hellboy and Bayonetta's out-of-control edgelord daughter.

Maybe a Yea Forums character?

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>Bayonetta tries to hit on Beast Boy

Oh shit, i nearly forgot about Issei and his peerage since Rias is Charlie's cousin

How about Clarence from Clarence?

Fuck no

What about canon Broly?

Love it

Fuck it, Star miscarried

Kinda depressing for this

It happens sometimes and is no way the mother's fault.

Plus a tragedy always brings a family closer for support

And it wouldn't be a believable AU without some highs and lows.
So:
>Star has a miscarriage very early into the pregnancy
>The entire family consoles her and reaffirms it wasn't her or Steven's fault
>This show of support would be repeated when Star and Marco announce they're having a daughter 3 years later

You've fucked it

Only Hilda knows the secret. Charlie and Doomguy doesn't need to know.

Loona's voice actress is in a video game.

>You've fucked it
Me and Pinkanon are the faggots writing this shit

To be fair, Pinkanon disappeared a while ago.

Dumb zoomer

He's out there greentexting.

No but he's an uncle

That's 2016 doomslayer, there is better chance a zoomer would know him over Master Chief.

Why do you faggots use the shitty nu design

To piss you off

Why do you faggots use the nu design

To piss you off0

Reminder that Doomguy is canonicaly Mormon and a virgin.

>Mormon
Catholic

Nope. Mormon in the books. He isn’t a spic

POLISH

You are thinking of Flynn Taggart. This is Stan Blazkowicz

>its a chapter where Naruto volunteers at the hotel to help rehab sinners via Talk no Jutsu

>its a chapter where Steven and Star have to address their relationship

Would Shadow the Edgelord be their kid too?

kek

>Star and Steven decide to officially get together during high school, the entire school knowing them as the siblings that bang

Now where do the Darkstalkers characters fit in?

shitty fanfic.

No one cares

Poohs adventures tier autistic shit anyone who likes it is a faggot

Can you hear yourself on that pedestal?

Wait i got it:
Talbain is Loona's father
Morrigan is Charlie's sister
And Dmitri Maximoff is still an asshole

>Star and Steven agree to keep their "intimate time" reserved for home where Star starts dating Marco

>Charlie brings the kids snacks and juice after she hears them finish a session

How is the family tree based anons?

Workin on it.

Nice

Hol up, just discovered another child of Charlie and Doomslayer. AND SHE'S A NUN!

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>inb4 family is too big
They're Catholic, contraception is forbidden

What if Steven knocks Charlie up?

Since its Hell, it ain't taboo. Nor is it cucking because its still half of your DNA fucking your wife.

>Steven overprotective of pregnant Charlie to the point he won’t even let her walk

>Charlie's overprotectiveness comes full circle

>Spoonfeeds her as he rubs her belly to feel the baby kick

>meanwhile Stan just sips his coffee
>"I warned ya about spoiling him Charlotte, now he's getting you back"
>Charlie just plays along because its her son
Charlie would be Mother of the Century

>Charlie gets carried everywhere by her son, who even holds her phone for her just so she can talk
>Reads to her and the baby and always kisses her belly
>Has his hand crushed when his mother goes full demon mode during birth

>his father just looks over at him when Steven asks how he's not terrified
>"Son, I've been sealed here for as long as i can remember and this is not the first time ive seen your mother like this. Hell, I've seen it so much it practically a fetish at this point"

>YOU DID THIS TO ME! I GAVE YOU LIFE AND YOU PUT ME THROUGH THIS! HOW COULD MY OWN SON TORURE HIS MOTHER THIS WAY! SO HELP ME I MADE YOU AND I WILL END THAT MONSTER BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!

>Doomslayer just grins under his helmet
>"She's justified son: she brought you into this world and she can gladly take you out of it
>Steven's urges towards had ceased after that day

>A few hours after birth, Charlie cheerfully talks about having another little miracle as Steven realizes he must still play the dutiful son while adoring his tiny child

Really relieved no one has greentext about BORT interacting with his family. Though he could never exist and only Himawari exists

What if Satina is Charlie and Steven's child?

Go for it

Maybe later

>Charlie immediately is smitten by her and goes full protective mother

>Charlie sneaking Steven into a porno theater

replying to get this shit off the board

Alrighty

>implying a new thread won't get made right after this one