What the fuck was that ??

HTTYD is miles better than this show in its current state

I thought episodes were 80mins long, kind of disappointed it ended at around 55 or 60. Honestly the episode wasn't that bad overall. It was a lot off book keeping, hard to have anything really happen until the scene is set. Weak 7/10 for me.

What the fuck did you expect it turned shit when they passed the books OP, however it killed over after they ended Stannis for no reason.

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no, jon will kill dany when he becomes azor ahai

What's even more fan fictiony to me then the Dragon Riding scene was Bronn being offered gold to kill Tyrion and Jamie, but he can't just kill them he has to use Joffrey's stupid crossbow because muh fanfiction writers thinks that would be totally cool man!

Keep your queen warm :)

>What the fuck was that ??
86.5% of the budget for that episode. That's why the remainder was talking. and you won't get elephants, faggot.

it's like poetry, it rhymes

I liked this episode. Great job foreshadowing, we got to see all our favorite characters . The Dany and Jon dragon flight was my favorite. You can really see the chemistry between these two both in screen and off

They got the reunions out of the way.
Jon knows that he’s not a bastard
Bran spooking the shit out of Jaime was a payoff in itself.

>you want Stannis?

>here is some wasted time with dragon cgi

Only thing that happened was Sam stepping it up and speaking some truth about the dragon whore.

She's gotta go.

I thought it was an average episode. people shitting on it are being hyperbolic

The dragons are epic.
Have sex

Agreed, episode was 7.5/10

Link to stream plz

Look at this dumb hole and her shitty opinions.

For a two year wait average doesn’t really cut it

This is what they chose over war elephants.

2 fucking years and this is the best they could come up with, jesus christ

It was trying to recapture the whimsicalness of season 1 you r-tard

This. Sam is always right. He's the real hero.

hopefully they spent that time making a few additional episodes

ImAnd agree it was a little above average so 7.5-8/10

FUCK NORMIES this is the price of pandering

IIIIII can show you the worlddddd

>how does a whole hour go by with literally nothing happening?
If you're surprised by this point, then you literally haven't watched any of the other episodes before
gtfo

And a real human being.

They always choose dragons. Unless it's a fucking ZOMBIE POLAR BEAR.
Where the fuck is Ghost???

lmao it reminded me of Aladin's magic carpet ride

can 2 dragons really do that much of a difference against the zombies? I mean the Night king killed one like it was nothing, dragon in GoT are fucking trash tbqh

How to Train Your Dragon is actually good.

>average

literally filler, the only "notable" event is jon finding out who he is

the rest is meme tier shit

jon the dragons are HUNGRY
let’s use up their energy for KICKS

fucking bullshit stannis is a god

>only six total episodes this last season
>first one is filler

Who could have possibly predicted this?

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The dragon CG in general this episode was pure shit and looked fucking amateur.

Also WHERE THE FUCK IS GHOST?!

She waa trying to cheer them up, retard

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>two years to work on the ending
>only six episodes
>first episode is only 51 minutes
>first episode fucking nothing happens

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I liked that part, it really showed how terrifying and difficult riding a dragon can be.

Dany was the main annoying thing about this episode, and Cersei and Euron fucking was awkard and she looks totally disgusted by him. i assume he is very different in the book.

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>Put your wolf up, Lord Snow, its eating into the dragon's cgi budget

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WHERE THE FUCK IS STANNIS

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Sam will survive, Bran said to him "im waiting a old friend", Sam was the "old friend". Brandon´s mind is not in a lineal time.

rarbg.to/torrent/puwbs2x

Shocked. Shocked, I am.

Well, he got to fuck the queen in the end

It's has been for tumblr roasties for a while now

There better be more to the Theon redemption arc.

D&D are hacks

GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME.

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Unironically one of the best "filler" episodes since season 4

>hurr imma troll ppl with old friend being Sam and obviously not the King Slayer

what about sam snitching on dany to jon

Sure he wasn't waiting for Jaime?

they need to be shown falling in love with each other:
normal writers
>characters talk to each other
Good writers
>characters talk to each other while advancing the plot
>dabid
Lets put a sudden halt on the show where they can play with their pets then kiss

he was referring to Jamie you retard

Stop
I can't handle the cringe

wtf are you babies crying about? it's the first fucking episode of course it's a slow one. despite that they did get a lot of the shit out of the way so we can keep flying through the plot at light speed

He was talking about Jaime

So people who didnt enjoy this easily 7/10 episode: what would have done differently?

god i want arya to talk shit to me while i please her ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS

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I thought that the dragon flight was easily oje of the best scenes from the last few seasons. You could feel the chemistry

they were just showing Jon being a dragon rider. bit of a shitty way to do it but it got it done and over with

add something of note as it was a fucking 2 year wait

that scene probably cost like $5m to animate minimum

Has there always been this many quips? Jesus christ every other line was a off hand remark or joke, and NONE of them were funny.

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but he wont be able to kill the other two dragons because plot armor

left out the part where the two black characters nervously looked at eachother while the northmen judged them, also the cgi dragons looked off other than that solid episode

Why does bronn look so bad? He is supposed to have been fighting all his life he looks like shit

cut any of the bullshit scenes and stop wasting valuable short final season time

that's just the Disney affect. they've pretty much ruined any movie/show trying to be even remotely serious about anything

I just about turned it off when Tyrion did the balless Eunuch joke

Look what they did to my boy

Btw why is CGI so expensive? Isn't it just animation?

Season 5

1 will die for sure

Better writing

youtube.com/watch?v=2V6oJZNrPV8

GoT has always been a quippy show.

he's pushing 50 dude

I'd have focused more on the remnants of the Night's Watch running like fuck, and cut back on the reunions and quips bar the important ones. If there's a hole in the Wall, and the Night's King is marching south, why am I watching Dany and Jon fly around and make out? It's the most stressful part of the series, and it should have a tone to match.

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Ghost is gonna appear at the battle of Winterfell for 10 seconds and get stabbed to death by wights, guaranteed.

>*snaps fingers*

Yaaaaaas queen

>when a C tier fantasy teen novel even had the wit to know riding a scaley cactus would fucking suck without a saddle
>D&D can't be assed to give a 2minute clip of Gendry making 2 dragon saddles.

How the fuck will Jon fight from the back of a dragon if he's clinging on for dear life

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What pisses me off the most is you faggots and normies calling them dragons. They are fucking wyverns.

You're doing god's work user

Animation is expensive. Even in China.

and the other one will be controlled by Bran

The dragons don't make any difference, it's Danny's and Jon's plot armor that real formidable force. They will never lose or die.

It can't have been THIS bad
>I don't know how to ride a dragon!
>nobody does, till they ride a dragon - smugface
>what if he doesn't want me to?
>then I've enjoyed your company Jon Snow -stoneface
>what do i grab on to?
>whatever you can - smugface

it's insufferable

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you know there's gonna be a parody of him falling to his death, then end credits

that is something the mad queen cersei would come up with despite how stupid an idea it is

This, i genuinely don't understand the mindset of settling for anything less than perfection when we're talking about something as big as game of thrones, an extra few hundred thousand dollars means nothing to them realistically except going that extra mile means you have something that is solidified in movie history forever as looking great, why would you accept anything other than perfection for a franchise like this?

>your fictional giant fire breating flying lizard isn't like my fictional giant fire breating flying lizard therefore it isn't a dragon
You people are retarded, as expected from someone that uses DD as measurement to the rest of fantasy

i'll tell you fucking stupid cunts why this episode sucked
NOT ENOUGH OF THE BLOODY HOUND THAT'S FUCKING WHY YOU SHITS

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You incels literally can’t handle a strong fictional female character.

God torrentfags are the absolute worst
>lmao wow you pay for streaming what a fucking retard lol just torrent bro it makes you better than everyone else and also way cooler and more edgy cuz it's illegal ROFL *dabs*

>*new show or movie comes out*
>WHERE'S THE TORRENT GUISE OH FUG SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME GIB ME THE FUGIN TORRENT LINK WAHHHH GIB IT TO ME PLEASE HELP ME WAHHHH I CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR MYSELF GIB ME THE LINK!!!!!!1!!!!!

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Geez bro you cool? if it's hurting that much to pay for it you should stop, you sound upset

Nobody cares you autist.

i knew the first episode was going to be like this so my expectations werent so high

>gets called out
>backpedal like the bitches you are

Fucking normies. They are wyverns. Dragons have 4 limbs PLUS wings. The show 'dragons' are actually wyverns.

(you) (you) (you) (you)
go on masturbate now

>t. Turboautist

Based
Cringe

That whole sequence all I could think of is what a producer thinks when watching it. 1 second = 20grand 2 mississippi 20 grand

Its not based on your dungeon masters guide
in this universe they are called dragons
no roll a ten sided die, last number of post is your number
roll 7 or higher or a wyvern rapes your mother tonight

>Disney's How to Train Your Dragon
Just so you know Kit has been voicing a character in that series

>in this universe they are called dragons

You cannot just make up rules and call it your own 'universe'. That isn't how this sort of stuff works.

well ya boi DID get his dick wet, so its not all bad for every character.

Why not?

Actually making your own universe is exactly like making your own rules. Thats called imagjnation and creativity. Enjoy the dragons, bro

The opening shot of the King/Queen arriving with the same music

Arya being a kid watching the King coming vs her letting a kid get a good view of the Queen coming

Jamie arriving at Winterfell taking a Golden Lannister Helmet off showing his blonde hair, clean shaven, and everyone staring at him vs arriving in gray cloaks and taking a hood off to show darker hair and a beard and no one except Bran noticing him

Both episodes ending with Bran and Jamie, except this time Jamie looks scared

Both episodes have amputated limbs from the white walkers spread out in a gory way to send a message

Both episodes have scenes in the Winterfell crypt except instead of seeing Lyanna Stark they are seeing Ned Stark

In the pilot Cersi and Catlyn Stark talk about their kids possibly getting married while looking at them from a distance, while in this episode Varys, Tyrion, and Davos talk about Dany and Jon getting married while looking at them from a distance

The kid from the beginning was climbing on trees to get a good view, similar to Bran climbing the castle to get a good view

From /u/Dawnshroud The reunion of Jon and Arya at the tree is similar to Ned at Catlyn at the tree

From /u/molotov1g ”S1E1's title is "Winter is Coming", S8E1's title is "Winter is Here"”

From /u/enfinnity there was incest between visiting monarchs

From /u/enfinnity the brothel scene with Bron is similar to Tyrion’s first scene

From /u/JaqueStrap69 Also Jon asking Sansa "Where's Arya?" When he arrived, just like Ned asking "Where's Arya?"

From /u/ChavaF1 The current ruler of winterfell saying “Winterfell is yours” to the arriving monarch

From /u/sarahj2010 Also loved the line from Robert Baratheon in the pilot to Ned 'I have a son, you have a daughter, we shall join our houses'. Its gotta be Arya and Gendry.

ELEPHANTS
>ELEPHANTS
ELEPHANTS
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ELEPHANTS
>ELEPHANTS
ELEPHANTS
>ELEPHANTS
ELEPHANTS
>ELEPHANTS
ELEPHANTS
>ELEPHANTS

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What were you all expecting? Of course they canot cram the answers to all the questions they have left in 6 fucking episodes. Expect all of the season to be like this, just boring fanservice with a CGI fest shoehorned in here and there.

>the entirety of season 7
>the first episode of season 8
If you think this has a happy ending...

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He'll be fine with his massive fucking plot armour

It doesn't even make sense, what kind of retard would ride a dragon and not even wear a harness or anything?

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Exactly there was nothing about the Night King who is probably the most badass character now since every other character is so fucking cucked. I wanted to watch Night King fucking slaughtering and raping villagers

It honestly feels like they don't even have much to put into the episodes. Everyone knows there will be a battle, Jon will marry Daenerys, Cersei will die tragically, it all could technically be done in a single episode.

MIND=BLOWN

tHIS S ERIES IS TRUE ART, HOLY FUCK, I'M IN TEARS RN FR

Harnesses are for bitches.
You're not a little bitch...are you, user?

cringe
based

'this universe' as in the universe that the show takes place in
why do i need to explain this?

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actually kinda cool all these parallels, definitely didnt notice them all while watching

These are the run times for this season.
Why is this being rushed so much?
53 minutes
58 minutes
60 minutes
78 minutes
80 minutes
80 minutes.

>muh the Arrival

dude I find her strangely arousing... it's like because she's not out of my league or something I swear, I could totally tear that ass up

The only reason D&D made the show was to adapt the red wedding.
now they just want to be done with the whole mess

>how does a whole hour go by with literally nothing happening?

This has been the response to nearly every season premiere since season 2. The first episode is almost always table setting.

you sound...surprised

have you not been following got for the last 2 seasons? at all? this is what the show is like now

Why is the writing so bad?
Why is the writing so bad?
Why is the writing so bad?

I found myself already knowing the next lines cause it was so corny and predicable.

Music was lame too. Hardly any mood or feeling; nothing new or good. Like little snippets of music.

That kid burning was funny, holy shit. I would pay HBO if in every GoT episode a child was burned to death. Not my proudest fap, though.

Too bad he's a fat cuck that has to raise his wife's son

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>t. "ebin child talking down to jon!"
Jon did what was right in bringing the queen, everyone else is being a retard

>bong genetics

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le edge

>being a pedophile and you dont even know it

So basically two more episode of nothing and then 3 episodes of yawn inducing CGI battles. Great.

she derped

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Wrong

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this.
i fucking despise sam
i especially hate that his old man is a hero and rightfully disappointed that his son is a wilding loving coward, still invites him into his home and its treated as some epic moement when he steals his fathers sword.
I felt a little bad for him before, but someone who writes that scene doesn't understand that he should have proved to his father he was worthy, even if it was as a maestor
but instead he gets acts like a bitch and sneaks off in the night with the sword and his cuck family.
pissing on those that provided for your because they were hard on you is like some modern act of heroism or something

would o rather had elephants senpai

>pissing on those that provided for your because they were hard on you

Uhhhh his asshole dad didn't provide for him at all he tortured him for a few years and then effectively sold him into slavery. You guys are trolling when you say retarded shit like this right?

I was waiting for them to star singing a Whole New World.

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and it was probably 1/4th of the budget just for that meh CGI flying scene.

he was raised in comfort in a rich family
yeah, his dad was an asshole but stealing from him was a limp dick move.
fucking face him coward.
he wasn't sold into slavery he was told to fuck off and join the nightswatch because he wasnt' a worthy heir

>My dad tortured me and humiliated me for years, and actively threatened to kill me
>He also wouldn't accept mercy from the queen in exchange for changing sides, even though he'd changed sides already
...
>Daenerys is evil for killing him

Why does she have winter clothes

He was mad about his brother you brainlet.

there was also someone in one of these threads saying that Sansa should have been grateful to Littlefinger

would be a jumping the shark moment if the dornish plotline didn't exist

Can you do better? yeah, shut up

I think meh pretty much summed up my feelings on this episode. Holy yikes the dialogue is getting cringy though, the characters have all become like fucking stiff boards.

More action scenes. Would have cut the dragon stuff out entirely.

What would have to happen for you to say something happened

Akshyually

probably not grateful but didn't he keep her alive and set her up with the vale?
I think its more about her suddenly becoming some scheme master when she's always just gone along with what someone else wanted.

>6 episodes
>6
>six

1 out of 6 has 10 min max of plot. HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha holy shit D&D are master workers again.

>hey there are massive armies all around this place trying to kill each other.
>I know lets talk more about banner men and succession rights
>hey add a dragon flying scene
>there should be hordes of people fleeing terror and zombies
>lol look at those "bigoted" northerners welcome the brown people.

Jesus christ this episode distills a great deal why the books will never out live the shame of the show.

>pic is a better story

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this

>being conquered by romans
>complain about words but don't understand them
great PHILOsophia

no, this show has been a boomer cartoon since season 5

shut up retard faggot fuckface

Sam is not the typical alpha physical male like his father was, that's the whole fucking point of his character. He displays courage in other ways, and ultimately his discoveries give the living a fighting chance.

The first episode is basically a recap

>complain that the writing shifted over time from character development and interaction to cheap plot points
>complain that there weren't enough plot points and too much time was devoted to displaying tension rising between important characters and establishing motivation for various people in the season to come

it was hardly captivating, but you retards will complain about literally anything.

yes

Go be poor somewhere else

Really i hadn't noticed that....
seriously though this is an extremely old trope...the problem with sam is that they give him these modern beta male cuck traits and try to portray it as the right, correct way to act when traditionally it is not.

Did you like the episode Anons? What did you honestly think of it.

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What was the point of Jamie showing up by himself? At least bring something to the table

This thread really takes me back to the Twin Peaks: The Return days.
>"THERE'S ONLY A FEW MORE EPISODES LEFT LYNCH YOU FUCKING HACK WHY DID YOU WASTE 10 MINUTES ON THE MOPPING JESUS CHRIST FUCK YOU"
Absolutely Lynchian. Except the writing really is absolute dogshit in GoT.

nice strawman, faggot

I honestly have no idea what people were expecting. It's good to have hope, but sometimes the more likely, painful, and justified outcome occurs. It used to be a theme of GoT.

My roommate failed to jew me into splitting the HBO bill for this. Maybe I'll find something more watchable on the channel and toss him a few bucks out of pity lol

The writing is so fucking bad. The past 3 seasons were dogshit, I can only imagine what lows this final season will sink to.

The show calls them dragons. Mostly because that's what they are, you fucking moron

D&D are and always were hacks. They were exposed when they ran out of source material. Their previous works consist of a couple shitty novels and adapted screenplays.

They have no talent and only have writing positions in Hollywood because of Jewish nepotism. The is the same reason Star Wars became a cringefest after being acquired by Disney.

I wasn't going to say anything. I wasn't going to even comment or pay this season no mind as a book reader. But then someone posted the webm on V and now I have to come here and complain. Jon and Daenerys have literally no chemistry whatsoever. John likes women who are strong independent feisty and who don't need him. Daenerys is not that type of woman at all. Daenerys likes men who are strong braggadocious Fierce and if truth be told a little rapey. John is not any of those. Watching these two actors phone in their feelings and kiss onscreen makes me cringe harder than anything that I've seen this year. So congratulations Game of Thrones you get my cringe of the year so far.

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>2 years
>1 episode

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>Maybe I'll find something more watchable on the channel
if you've already watched Rome, and deadwood....watch them again

It was a bit worse than I expected. Dont know what I was hoping for. Writing has really gone downhill. I'll keep watching though and paying my streaming fees. I am weak.

>WATCH OUT HE HAS BLUE EYES

it would've been fantastic if that scene progressed just as it did, but jon just fell off to his death when they got over that canyon. would've btfo the internet in unimaginable ways

>have a limited supply of dragonglass
>they aren't just making nothing but spears
>GIVE ME A CUSTOM DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GREATAXE

The show has a lot of talent and they waste so much time on dany "only good for drogo fucking" targaryen.

So fucking based. Thats been the whole board tonight

It's 2019. How the fuck did they get away with this?

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>Disney's How to Train Your Dragon
idiot

it'd be a strawman if there weren't numerous posts ITT alone lamenting that "nothing happened". sorry shitman

zero chemistry
>here's two attractive people, of course they're in love!
neither actor has the talent to pull of the small nuanced body language necessary to convince us they are into each other.

some parts were ok, others were utter garbage
>jon meeting bran/arya again (not the trash tier dialogue, but the actual concept)
>sam dropping the reveal instead of stringing it along for several eps
>redux of the kingsroad opening from s1e1 (sans smug arya)
>theon noplots finally growing his balls back
were all good imo

A nice line of unsillied hoplites with dragonglass spears would easily decimate the undead honestly

as i saw this i knew there would be memes to be had

The Bronn foursome was kino. As for the rest of the episode, cringe.

John and denaryse ride dragons and fuck
Sansa is a bitch
Ariya meets that black smith from season one and gets him to make something
Night king killed the umbra kid, with a jump scare
Then saves his sister
His uncle fucks Cersei
Jamie sees brann

Go get HBO or crave you incel

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STANNIS THE MANNIS ISN'T DEAD
THE ONE TRUE KING WILL COME BACK

What the fuck would he bring. He fucked off after Cersei trolled him

The night king is Jon Snow

The Night King confirmed Hilter reincarnate

>it didnt turn into a race tha jon won

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Show us your tits.
Episode was trash and your opinion is garbage

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Warhood.
Nowadays everything is a meme. We're lost.

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kys redditor

I'm not sure why you guys do this shit, if the show is crap to you why see it through

Daenyrs and Jon have all the chemistry and charm of a New York laywer power couple.

In other words, zero.

kys

>no one is looking into how Jon Snow came back from the dead
>no one is asking why he is no long in the night's watch
>no one is asking what the fuck is going on with bran
>no one is asking what Arya has been up to and why she is suddenly an assassin

It's starting to feel like the characters are just along for the ride, rather than an actual component of the plot.

>BUT I WANTED MORE EXPLOSIONS
Go watch capeshit fags you srr not ready for the psychological slow burn that is this season

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Fucking based. It's literally streaming and uploaded everywhere. Even HBO had a free trial thing.

I do miss torrent culture and being on Demonoid.

shut up parasite

Do you nothing happened fags have add or something. A lot was crammed into that episode

The fuck you talking about, nigger? You mean the part in S1 when all the Starks rode around on wolves and giggled in the forest? Shut yo ass up.

Absolutely haram.

Torrenting is theft, stop being a nigger and pay instead of stealing.

>the state of Yea Forums

larp

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not as bad as this video game city

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>Btw why is CGI so expensive? Isn't it just animation?
The time it takes to work on the computer.

1/10 bait

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jesus almighty, she's 22

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I'm going to download music and porn thanks to this post

N I G G E R

they ran out of book material to curate
now it's more similar to regular TV shows

straight out of disney but with the roles reversed of course

youtube.com/watch?v=hZ1Rb9hC4JY

>actually watching this shitty normie show

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God damn, she aged worse than milk!

Please tell me this wasn't in the episode

CGI is literally a bidding war between vfx studios and the cheapest wins the bid. It's seen as low priority. Good visual studios are all out of business

Nice try HBO shill, there is no reason to give you money

that was it

7:59

they used a miniature? what is this george lucas original star wars?

Yup, there's 30,000 footsoldiers in there

Dragon scene was cute but kinda dumb. They don't have any chemistry and they're obviously planning to be betraying each other. So any scene of them together just feels fake.

>city
>5 houses

I'm not that pissed about it. We needed a scene to show that Jon can ride a dragon. Plus they probably wanted a feelgood scene for the coming doom and gloom.

Lol at Got trying to appeal to the herd

Do you like Peter Dinklage

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Wasn't winterfell pretty much destroyed twice over by now? Good thing they could retreat to this keep.

>what do i do with my eyebrows

pre season 4, yes

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Don’t cut yourself on that edge.

gurl powa!

Jesus FUCK that posture. Fucking slag.

this, I was like, ok wtf was the point of that? it's like they had their cgi team do work just for the sake of it

>nothing happened
Do people really need 1hr long episodes of nothing but pure fight scenes to be entertained?

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Seriously, he's like a 10 year old wearing sunglasses behind a computer screen with the matrix as a screensaver - probably as a background wallpaper as well.

Wasn't all of last season fanservice with no plot? People can't be mad about the EXACT same thing happening this season?

I can already taste the incest lads
she gun fuck john once she finds out they are not related.

If the writing is this shit, yeah.

Sanza and Arya dead?

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muh pee pee

Why? Because you’re toxic masculinity says so?

Ayra will nothing personal the NK.

I think the equivalent of jumping the shark these days, is when a show gets too popular for being different and edgy they blunt the fucking edges and start paying fan service for more money. Look at what happened to The Walking Dead, that show sucked ass after Season 3... When a show finds it's formula for making more money and viewership, it goes downhill pretty fucking quick.

Walking Dead was literally never good.

This. Felt no urgency during the episode, no sense of anxiety that death and the end of the world is coming. Dany and Jon are like going on dates like fuck off.

It was so fucking rushed, I literally never got to feel like the characters were having any kind of serious emotional reaction because they're just penning down the cliffnotes really fast to keep on time.
JON SHOCKED AND ANGRY ABOUT SECRET
SAM MAD AND SAD ABOUT DEAD SENPAI
MEESA REGRETFUL ABOUT BAD NEWS
JON MEESA LOVE
BRAN AUTISTIC
SANSA AUTISTIC
SID THE SLOTH AUTISTIC
OK NEXT

Like fuck, if the show had been written like this from the start it would have been cancelled immediately, it only rides on the expectations and depth the characters had in the first 4 seasons, everything else has been a slow slide into oblivion where they're all shallow charicatures of themselves and it fucking
B L O W S
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Its a genuine disappointment that the books are never coming out, because I think everything here would be fucking great if they werent trying to end everything so fucking quickly.

no, this is depicting the red wedding
>lion eating the fish of house tully
>the wolf hanging from the twins, full of arrows
>decapitated head of grey wind pre-being sown onto robbs body
Thats always been what the the little contraption engravings shows, in the early seasons it was the stag overthrowing the dragon etc.

Fucking miss her so much, take me back Bros...

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Feels sort of rushed with the theon thing too

I remember telling the goth chick working at hot topic dressed as a zombie that Walking Dead "Wasn't cool". The look of dejection will stay with me forever

Mr. Robot

Wow! I really liked this episode, I'm looking forwards to see what D&D have us prepared for this season.

I don't think you know what foreshadowing means

>tfw no gf
Am I the only one that felt feels while watching that? Like, I just wish women were capable of loving and caring like in fiction. Fuck

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Dont forget about the YASS KKKEWEEN thing with sansa too, although they did have jon point it out

Lol completely wrong. Only place where being alpha is lionized is incel/male feminist circles. Historically 99% of human population was beta. Most writers, philosophers, practically all scientists were and are beta. If you look at hypermasculine/hyperwomanizing societies like Mongols, Spartans, Huns, every other nigger civilization you get a couple generations of rape and pillage and fading out of existence with little to no cultural or technological advancement.

Who the fuck was the kid on the swastika? The Karstark?
Thought the Clovers were the ones that were staying in their holding and therefore bad and therefore needed to die off in the episode, or did I miss something? I stopped tuning in my brain after the "Woah hey Jon! You're R+L, btw, you're fucking your aunt".

Jon Snow is a cunt and he has a such a god damn punchable face. Sam should take the god damn lead after finding out Dany murdered his Brother and Father... Bitch. Sam is King!

The whole point of this scene was to get to that one shot where Jon is kissing Dany and the dragon is looking menancingly at him. The dragons can feel that he's somehow a menace to Dany, its foreshadowinng. Jon is going to pick his people over his love for her now that he knows he's the true heir and is starting to catch on that Dany is fucking insane.

Didn't see the banners because I was looking at a thread.

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have kino shots of punished Jaime travelling along the King's Road,progressing further and further into winter territory.

Umbers, there was literally no reason for that scene to happen without there being a fight. And it makes no sense that they made it there without getting killed by wights. The walked PAST them to get there.

Plus, it's just more relaxing and fun to be around Betas.

The problem is you can all but fucking see the script shoving the characters and dialogue along unnaturally. Like it's so fucking awkward and cringy because the audience isn't supposed to be aware that there is a script. but holy fuck is it there.

d-don't worry user they're j-just setting the stage

>episode 2 is jaime's trial

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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British slags.

They are phoning it in because Martin couldn't finish his damn books, and they were making it all up as they went along.

BUT HOW WILL YOU FEED THE ARMY?!
WITH WHAT TAXES?!

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they are, you're just insanely internet poisoned

go outside

Abso-fucking-lutely. Even the goddamn trailers had the tone down right. How do D&D always manage to fuck up??

It makes sense because it’s dumb enough for Cersei to think it was clever.

Does the fat fuck even have a hand in this anymore?

The truth is GRRM is mostly to blame for this. If the FAT FUCK FINISHED THE GOD DAMN BOOK, the show would be mediocre at the very least.

Tyrion is definitely dying in this season.

>Gendry the smith only makes metal saddles
>Dany never has children because Jon's nuts get crushed on a steel saddle

Yep.

>retard thinks I haven't already downloaded a 1080p torrent and watched it FOR FREE
Enjoy paying for free things, cuck.

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Not as much as I did several seasons ago, but I don't suspect it's all his fault. It's actually a little sad. The dialogue might be worse than in S7 and all of the actors look like they're on depression autopilot.

Peter's performances are always good, it's Tyrion as a character who's not doing so hot right now.

The reason why good shows and movies are rare, also the only reason we are only able to see shitty merchandise-able movies in the theaters these days. Fuck you, and fuck free.

checkd

>imagine a world where Ygritte could banter with all these high born douches in Winterfell

>the capture and rescue of yara was made to be a big deal and that it would be a major climax for theon's story

theon just walks through a door in 2 seconds and it is resolved wtf

First episode of season 7 was like this too not sure why you're surprised There was a lot more happening in this season opener than season 7s.

After a 2 year wait, I was satisfied just by seeing the dragons.

who is razor aha supposed to be again?

From the preview doesn't seem to be getting any better

Shows you how much they care about the show anymore. Where the fuck is the budget at? Was the last year of filming spent in front of a green screen or what?

>laughing the whole time because I thought the stupid thing was never gonna work
>mfw

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Proof this show is like a retarded ladditor boring version of LOTR.

>110 crit
thats broken af

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yeah maybe because they didn't have any impact on the viewers because the writting is shitte

based

>has an awful greenscreen scene where he exits that plot and goes to join everyone else

>several seasons of jon not being a bitter cunt because he has a waifu + the tremendous relationship banter borne from real life chemistry
ofc if she were still alive she'd just be given 'dude cunning linguist lmoa xD' lines

It's actually really hard to watch her scenes without noticing how ugly she is. But then again she is supposed to be horse faced in the books so I guess it's canon.

wow lol..

>group of bow MASTERS assassinate an entire vessel in 15 seconds and free yara
Probably the worst part of the episode, to be honest. Way too easy.

Why does Sansa always ruin everything?

ice queen

Because she has bordeline personality disorder

they do show that after they do the intro for winterfell

Because her arc was supposed to be her outsmarting and playing the game, but she already won and she's with her family so they just made her a know it all cunt.

>be 500 lb useless coward in medieval time where your food rations could feed entire family
no wonder his dad wanted to be rid of him

being passive agressive and bitchy in the workplace shows that she's important and you need to have her respect