They just can't let go of the Death Star can they?

They just can't let go of the Death Star can they?

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nothing's ever really gone

Wow i just cannot wait to see it explode for the 10th time

Abrams has never had an original idea in his entire life.

Where are the Ewoks enjoying the surf?

Retard. Even the legendary Mike Stoklasa said Abrams would do a fantastic job and he should direct every Star Wars movie.

>Where are the Ewoks enjoying the surf?
You're joking, but they're there! You'll see.

I get having Star Killer Base in VII because of the whole soft reboot thing, but what's even the point of having the Death Star in this one?

When Rey defeats the Emperor, will anybody care? Because nobody's ever really gone, so he'll just come back again.

Shouldn't it be bigger?

>hurr durr can't into perspective

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There are no Ewoks on Maridun,

/tv is dying

Boooo

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blade rinner sittin on sea wall
it wont be in the film

what about a death star that shoots death stars

fuck off dumb shill
Well at least it's just ruins so it's not gonna be the exact same thing over again, but they still get to call it "poetry" because there's a death star in it regardless. This trailer was terrible though.

first of all, you're hired

>legendary Mike Stoklasa

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I've seen this fucker before, where had he been shown?

Abrams is a director, you fuck.

perspective is bad, sure, but it's because they have no concept of scale
she should be looking at what would appear to be a rusty crumbling metal city, like what the xwings were flying thru in new hope
only standing on top of a tall mountain would you be able to realize it's the death star's crater thing

Should be the Death Star II, which is 160KM.

no he's a jew

>less than 50 years after a massive piece of metal larger than the size of Manhattan entered Endor's atmosphere at maximum velocity
>no nuclear winter still present

its even worse than i thought

Truly, the rarest of all Mike Stoklasas.

This is all that matters

A throw-away line about the republic cleaning up the Empire's mess would be enough to overcome this given the level of technology in SW.

1. Death Star 2 vaporized upon explosion clearly in RotJ
2. You're implying the Republic gently lowered the massive remaining dish section to the surface for reasons instead of a. salvaging it or b. sending it into a star for disposal (which would be cheaper than lowering it into a planet's atmosphere)

>nuclear winter
Fuck off, dumb nerd. Star Wars is fantasy, not a science documentary.

how convenient that such a big chunk landed on a relatively close and inhabitable planet without breaking apart on impact

>trilogy begins with Rey scrapping in a wrecked Star Destroyer, the first Empire ship we see in the beginning of A New Hope
>trilogy ends with Rey finding the wrecked Death Star, the last Empire creation we see at the end of RoTJ
It's like poetry. It rhymes.

that's what she said

why did I laugh

When was the IX trailer revealed? or the name dropped? I feel liek I just woke up from a time capsule or something, I didn't even know this shit was released

Jews cannot create, they can only corrupt.

>Death Star 1 and 2 literally blew up into tiny ass pieces in the OT
>but somehow this is a thing

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JJ made TFA
It's already fact he can't make a star wars movie

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it's been out for about half a week already. holy fuck kid, at least get a twitter and pay attention.

Mike said it was the best Star Wars movie ever made, so you're wrong.

NEXT EPISODE.

GUARANTEED.


GIANT SUPER WEAPON THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A SPHERE.

I know it's been said, but that scale is way off.

Because the Death Star was cool, and Disney is unoriginal.

RLM is only ever useful for RE:View movies or entertainment purposes
As actual critics they vary between shills and autists with no actual capacity of criticism
Every single instance of the Disney's Marvel Studios Presents Star Wars a Star Wars Story has been absolute garbage in comparison to even the weakest of the original or prequel movies
Nothing but incompetency in the new and regurgitation of the old with none of the wonder, energy or vision that Lucas brought to his movies

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Red letter media’s not original and belongs in the early 2000‘s all the other YouTube “reviewers”.

Why didn't the rebels dismantle the remnants of the Death Star? Surely they would have known where it landed.

Star Wars is the scifi version of Scooby Doo, the villian is ALWAYS the same... a giant sphere, or a jewish buttler trying to scare people to steal the master's gold by using a fluorescent glow in the dark monster costume.

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>TLJ: all about letting go of the past and taking the franchise in a new direction
>Rise of the Skywalker: clinging to the past because it's all we've got.

Nailed it, you just saved starwars

It’s not really a star

>but its different now!
>it will implode!