7 (SEVEN) PICTURE DEAL
Atleast she's hot, unlike that kike bitch wonder woman.
A movie for each fully-formed toe
>she'll keep being in the spotlight of pop culture and triggering incels for at least 10 years
FUNGUS GANG RISE UP!
>hot
how do I get to this level of delusion?
>Honestly it smells so bad hahaha. I'll take a fresh one though
by eating onions
She is substantially worse than gadot. But let's not compare assless wastes.
Marvel shot themselves right in the head with this angry trannie.
Become a waifufag.
The reviews are coming in pretty negative.
And not a single line in any of them
they tied spidertwink in a 6 or 7 movie deal too when he came on board, it's a safety net on the off chance that a single character becomes too popular they don't get held over a barrel for retarded money like RDJ again. and if they're not popular they can just give them small cameo appearances to run down their deals.
>Gal
- utter sweetheart, and such a good sport
- loves everyone in the world
- wants everyone to come together and see her movie that so many people worked hard on
- knows that girl power is having the inner strength to stand up for yourself and others, not in a shallow imitation of what men act like, but in a way that embraces femininity
- works with men in the movie to save the day, she acknowledges she can't get it done without the help of her friends - she is not a Mary Sue
- doesn't have mangled feet
>Brie
- utter cunt
- hates all men
- doesn't want men to see her movies
- thinks girl power means destruction of all men, her film is about killing men while acting like a man
- comes out of nowhere as the strongest character in a franchise that has been going for a decade, needs help from absolutely nobody, and will one shot Thanos because she is stronk
- absolutely rancid feet
based
>loves everyone in the world
Except Palestinians
what did they think of the movie?
oy vey
TWO CUTS!?
>loves everyone in the world
I wouldn't say that, lel. From what I've read Gal is basically a red-pilled ethnic nationalist woman.
If she were white and not a Jew she'd be a perfect /pol/ waifu.
Cute!
Well - Gal is a wife and mother and she cares about her family. She's kinda past the SocJus bullshit.
Brie is one of those Hollywood actresses that think kids are icky and family is a "construct of the patriarchy".
SEETHE
What if she gave the old sweaty costume to you without even cleaning it first? That would be weird haha!
you have to be joking? brie Larson has to be the most below average, plain looking, washboard I have ever laid my eyes on. Completely unappealing unless you also like little boys or something.
Gal is an Israeli Jew. Her job is to promote being sane, good mothers and wives to Jewish women.
Brie's job is to promote bullshit to the rest of women and encourage them to be toxic and unsuitable for marriage and a family.
And so what you live in a basement and hasn't touched another human being since pre-school
> 7 Quriks
> 7 picture deal.
What is it about the number 7 and it's bad omens.
Dat motherly instinct
let us know how that works out
And nobody should feel bad for him
BRIE'S CHUNGUS AND FUNGUS
she's like a zemeckis robot or even and older keyframe animated rig - look at the way her eyes servo around not to mention her neck
>in the spotlight of pop culture
Based if true. No single actress has caused as much asspain on Yea Forums as her.
>infinite capeshit
>"based if true"
i'm guessing you've seen over a dozen capeshit flicks in the past year, is that close?
Not really a big fan of capeshit actually, but I'll go see them if a friend asks me to or something. The movies are getting made regardless though, so I'm glad Brie's going to continue starring in them, because it trigger Yea Forums
>- doesn't have mangled feet
That's an understatement. She has top tier golden sex feet and Wonder Woman needs to use them on someone's face or dick in a movie.
bullshit. Gadot is far prettier, although both their bodies are kinda bad.
Damn, she's cute.
Too bad the personality cancels that out.
> would bang, but violently
> would make wear socks
just figure doing that shit in her 40s
wtf she is actually cute here, Yea Forums told me she only had one facial expression, don't tell me Yea Forums was wrong again, this can't be happening.
She can be cute, but chooses not to. Being cute means conforming to norms of patriarchal oppression.
How much did she get paid?
>Chris Hemsworth — $150,000 for “Thor” (2011)
>Robert Downey Jr. — $500,000 for “Iron Man” (2008)
>Chris Evans — $1 million for “Captain America: The First Avenger” (2011)
>Chadwick Boseman — $2 million for “Black Panther” (2017)
>Brie Larson — $5 million for Captain Marvel (2019)
good for her(o)
Unlike her, Gadot is an actual woman. Brie is catladyboy tier.
She would've been paid much less before #metoo
guaranteed replies
lel
Probably that it was mind rape presenting the fall of mankind as some kind of heroic action.
average
They were probably talking about the posters on the wall
Gadot has no ass and a rat slope forehead but she's actually hot as fuck.
Angry incels seething everywhere. Losing at life at every turn.
Based
I don't watch capeshit, user
>But let's not compare assle-
She is so pretty now. Good for her.
All Jews are like that. The Jew is the only thing on the world that understand the game the Aryan is playing. They just use their talents to enslave man. The two sides always looks the same it’s just the ideals.
this bitch grows truffles on her feet lel
back to d*scord, freak
Seething!
she is cured
oh god i wish that were me.
Every other woman in this photo would make a better cap marvel
AHAHAHAHAH, YOU JUST ADMITTED TO BE A ANGRY SHITTY VIRGIN
Are you in any case a woman?
She is the Captain Marvel we deserve.
ugly bitch cunt face.
yes, and?
>>Chris Evans — $1 million for “Captain America: The First Avenger” (2011)
Wait really? I thought he was paid 100k
all those costumes look the same. i wonder if this was a marketing ply by disney.
>all those white girls
Brie talks a lot about diversity and shit but do the POC themselves even give a shit about her or Captain Marvel?
i don't want to shit on her too much bc I haven't seen a film with her in it, but she just seem so unlikeable
If that’s the case then just leave tv and don’t come back. We don’t want you here and the normies don’t want you either. Nobody wants you and you “troll” to get around it. You’re pathetic kill yourself.
she must have had surgery or something. previously her 3rd toe was like longer than the rest and stuck out to the side
those are jackets
nothing to do with meme politics, she's coming into the franchise at it's financial peak, and having 'oscar winner' on your resume gives agents something to work with to get the pay bumped up
hemsworth made shit for thor because he was a nobody from australian soaps, it was his break, and RDJ was a respected actor but his reputation was in the toilet and most studios didn't want to touch him at the time.
looks like fake nail tbqh
She is radiant and beautiful.
those shits are expensive, not a bad skill to have.
she is legitimately very average and I usually like white women too, but she's very average.
Can’t norice anything over the schnoz. Also she’ll never fuck you so stop defending a married woman.
cry some more loser. Imagine getting as angry as you are over superhero films.
7 minute abs. The list goes on
They are curled, because she knows how to present her toes in open toed shoes, because she's a woman and not a fungus monster.
She’s the super rich white girl who has been treated like a princess her whole life. She has absolutely no fucking idea what she’s saying and actually thinks people like her because well she is a princess. The other girls are all the same breed and love that she kills it because it gives them validation that their shitty personalities aren’t the reason they have no friends, and even POC like them. (Those are the ones Dr. Goldstein said were good for society)
poltards and SJW feminists deserve eachother, I wish they went into a big fight and annihilated eachother
Did anyone else wear a Mass Effect jacket? Looked way less spergy than this shit desu. The jacket not the guys who wore them.
Brie was shy and suffered from social anxiety. She's a lot like you, user. Except she's pretty and talented while you're ugly and untalented. But that's life!
Uh huh, sure anons. When she smiles it looks like she's having a stroke.
Fortunately the only people we are annihilating are sexist/racist fuck-ups like you. :)
It's probably banned in their country so not much
>7 picture deal with a gross miscast who has no charisma or starpower
Wtf were they thinking, I hope they Terrence Howard her ass.
I could name 10 more suitable actresses for the job without even having to pause and think.
I wish they went into a big fight and had sex with each other already.
But, user, you have zero power or influence so what you think or say doesn't matter.
>I could name 10 more suitable actresses for the job without even having to pause and think
Do.
Wtf, she actually looks like a normal person here.
>stop defending a married woman
you'll never be able to stop me
Based Marvelpajeet shills first responders, the alarm has been rung I guess? Time for damage control.
That means she is required to appear, not that Disney is required to have her appear.
Sure about that?
we need flags
underrated
What world do you live in?
Come back to Earth. Fag.
How pathetic the poster who made this post must be.
Moving goalposts, strawman argument, childish racism, AND projecting, all in one fucking post. Not to mention the disrespect someone objectively known as a good looking woman.
Absolutely pathetic. There must be a case study done on faggots like this.
Mate i dont think that photo helps your argument.
Lily James, Blake Lively, Lauren Cohan, Amanda Seyfried, Melissa Benoist, Jessica Biel, Emily Blunt, Teresa Palmer, Alexandra Daddario, Ana De Armas, Taylor Swift.
How did they NOT figure out that Brie Larson is not a moviestar, she's just a character actress for indie flicks.
She almost turned invisible in Kong: Skull Island. I forget she and Hiddleston were in that movie even. Jackson, Goodman, Reilly and a CGI Gorilla completely carried that movie.
She literally has a best actress Oscar.
Or you just came out as a homosexual.
If we're going to be logical and scientific about it, try and prove to us that that specimen is not an attractive female to straight males. I dare you, faggot.
That was an independent film.
>Blake Lively
You're an idiot.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HER TURN
>Jessica Biel
She cant act you moron.
>Taylor Swift
-______-
She has a best actress oscar and a 7 picture deal for superhero movies. She is a movie star.
Feminist magazine leaked that the Disney made two versions of Endgame, one where her participation is massively downplayed.
I can't imagine being such an incel that I'd post saying Gal Gadot is unnattractive.
Those people have to be gay right? I mean she's a literal super model with a rocking bod and sexy face. Even if you aren't a fan of her face which could be seen as more subjective, her body is excellent. And sure, not every body type appeals to all people, but to say it is unattractive must mean you enjoy slobbing on knobs. No?
Broad shoulders, no ass, might have a penis.
Gadot could've played Freddie Mercury now that I see this picture.
>sees a penis in every woman
Know how I know you're gay?
So what? Doesn't make you a moviestar. It's just a good performance, it can be niche as fuck.
What you think people would go see:
A Rami Malek/Maharadja Ali movie or a Brad Pitt/Tom Cruise movie?
There are plenty of god tier actors and actresses who don't have Oscars. Rami got one for wearing a wig and lipsynching to Queen lmao.
Not him, but:
>Charlize Theron
>Emma Stone
>Kathryn Winnick
>Bridget Regan
>Amanda Schull
>Rosario Dawson
>Natalie Portman
>Emily Blunt
>Claudia Black
>MEW
Each and every one is hotter than Heath, most are also more physically suited to an action role, all save a few are confirmed absolute bro-tier to fans and coworkers.
>objectively known as a good looking woman.
Eeeeeeeeh, I don't know, Gal has a charisma and she knows how to smile, but objectively pretty?
I can smell the soi on your breath from here
Obviously you are a redditors tourist. The last time Yea Forums got mad at a woman superhero there were constant threads about how ugly gal gadot is.
>might have a penis
She can have mine anytime.
I still can't decide if Malek was good in his role, or if the rest of that movie was so well built around him.
Grace said it was ok
You realize that she has broad shoulders and no hips, like a man. And you think it's very feminine. It's not. Its masculine.
A female's hips meet her shoulders.
Yep, indeed objectively pretty. I appreciate that you were able to point out some nice qualities in her. Those are some and there are more. A fit, lean body, a nice shaped butt (Nicki Minaj faggots please leave), gorgeous hair, amazing long model legs. Very big, brown eyes.
I mean what more do you want? There's a reason she covers magazines - her look sells.
they are both cunts and ugly fridges
user, I mean I agree, but you know her lower/upper body is twisted in that photo, right?
There are different body types. The very curvy buxom type or the very petite and lean type.
I like both but the petite type more suits me. I love a girl with a small chest, small ass, and small hips. Nothing 'masculine' about it when they look as frail and smooth-skinned as Gal does. If you see a man in that picture, again - some gayness must be in you.
me with the cape
this last post ended poorly with the strawman, sorry, but the rest still holds
> Except she's pretty and talented
This is the only reasonable post in this thread
this is a real person
He really doesn't look the part.
Get t /pol/fag
>you know her lower/upper body is twisted in that photo, right?
Doesnt matter.
Gal Gadot has a hipless masculine body type. It is a fact.
Her big toe still looks swollen
nah it’s her only bearable feature
Kumail Nanjiani has wider hips than Gal Gadot, user.
I could beat them all in a fight. God it's awesome to be a real man.
>b-but Gal has no hips
She still managed to have a couple of kids. Meanwhile Larson is a bitter, childless cat lady
me on the right with blue tie
>t. /pol/tard mongoloid
Bump
Pic is true by definition.
Not to mention the seven pictures include things like one-scene cameos in other flicks.
Her tits look nice, maybe it's the dress
Is it just me or does that guy look abusive as fuck?
Going off capeshit movies no woman can act. Acting is irrelevant.
>muh epic horsehoe theory
>>reddit
Why is Jew Feige using a Catlady as the first female movie instead of a young Spider-Gwen?
pretty much every modern feminist is sexist
wow wow you sounds like a rabid and smart centrist haha just cut half of my dick
