Go on Spotify

>Go on Spotify
>Look up metal band playlists for 2022
>Filled with onions shit, guys in v-necks, metalcore, mallcore, screamo shit
>Uninstall

Modern metal is a mistake

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all metal is shit, you are not special little boy.

Never ever use spotify. Go to rutracker or metal tracker
Spoken like a real faggot

Sounds like a personal problem.

>F-FUCK OFF POSER I AM THE ONLY METALHEAD IN THE ROOM UNLIKE YOU NORMIES
Why are metal fans so annoying?

Because they have a strong sense of community, you could call it a metal sixth sense.

just listen to maiden and priest and let the kids play around with their djent

>Go on Spotify

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>t. Virgin
Just pretend to like the "poser" metal bro.
You gain nothing out of being elitist.
Go to one of those metalcore shows, they have qt girls. I literally pretended to like all that gay shit just to get pussy.

the only good metal is sabbath. and bands that larp as sabbath sometimes but even most of that is shit. some black metal is okay. the rest is the bottom of the barrel. it’s extremely juvenile music, I actually can’t believe I would go crazy for nerd shit like iron maiden and shit like that as a teenager.

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Tool and Meshuggah are good and Ghost is a technically competent band, though I don't care for them. Metalcore and screamo is great too. You seem like an insufferable faggot.
Both those bands were once the kids you're referring to. You're a equivalent of a fogey who only listens to Classic Rock™. Pathetic.
Worthless post.
Terrible opinion. Did your dad just buy you your first CD retard?

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New =/= Bad
Your "I'm cool" stance does not age well. Hence why it's usually espoused by teens.
Just look at how smarmy the people who share your opinion are and in contrast look at how the others see it as a broadening horizon.

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Sabbath is great but not metal. It's hard blues rock.

Spotify playlists are made up of bands with record labels that spend money to promote them. Of course the most normiest of normie metal bands are shown there

>genre gatekeeping
Wrong. You don't decide what words mean. Consensus does. No one outside would categorize Sabbath as that, including themselves (eventually) and they are right in doing so

That is metal at its core.

It's okay, metal is for children anyway. You'll grow out of it pretty soon.

The fact that a hardcore band makes much, much better and more aggressive music than anything ever produce by a metal manchild is honestly pretty funny to me.
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>but muh black metal, muh varg
AHHAHAAHHA

OK diapershitter

Kind of embarrassing to be listening to metal past the age of 19 tee bee haych

Only rap and indie shitters say this

Are the "rap and indie shitters" in the room with us right now, user?

This. It's all music for edge teenagers

More embarrassing to be posting garbage like this desu senpai
These too.
Please actually read the thread before you post.

"Why are metal fans so annoying?" x2

i think it's that people who like surface level trend core just do not care to explore any underground facet of the genre which in fact is the vast majority of it

i suppose you could say this about any genre tho . but people like metal to be stylish very often . none of this is news

there are phenomenal albums that nobody who listens to metalcore would have the slightest interest in imo at least in the experiece i have with such folk

i don't necessarily buy the "just let people listen to what they want brooooo" when the genre is credited on it's dedicated diy fanbase and exploration of certain moods which are not as popular or glossily-recorded and produced

no way is someone who only listens to suicide silence and such going to enjoy pure holocaust which is absolutely classic

in speaking of which if the aforementioned trendshitters in this thread would like to listen to pure holocaust and give me their honest opinions that would be the funniest thing i could possibly witness and i implore you actually finish a song

for me it's judas priest and manilla road

>zomg! Da posers are trying to get into our secret club
I've lost count on how many times I've ranted about this, but the people obsessed with hunting down posers i.e. most self-described metalheads are the real posers themselves.
If one day the kind of person who would make a childish meme like this listened to, say, a Ghost song and enjoyed it they would sooner put a bullet in their head rather than admitting it to other metalheads, and what is that if not posing?
>inb4 "a true metalhead would never like that"
No true scotsman.

Anyway, I don't know much about Meshuggah but just to rustle your jimmies, Tool and Ghost are closer to classic metal than whatever shitty black metal bands you are into.

but do you see how it is somewhat ignorant also to claim that ghost is better than a sea of music you have never heard

i'm going to assume for the sake of argument you listen to rap music

>guys , kendrick lamar is the best rapper to ever live
uhhh no ! there is much better rap out there you just have to dig deep ! something will definitely connect with you more than to pimp a butterfly !
>lol poser hunting , gatekeeping , rapheads are actually like this
well , if you truly believe that to pimp a butterfly is your favorite rap album , there must be several other top contenders !
>no i don't listen to rap it's mostly bad

this is what you are doing .

to the people that actually listen to metal here what do you guys think of the band Devanic or what do you think of melodic death metal in general

>come to the music board hoping to find some cool talk about bands I like
>it's just retards saying x band is not part of Y movement, and if you like x you can't possibly like Y
I don't know why i'm disappointed and don't you people realize that a movement can have variations??????
>either AC/DC or Queen is rock, if one is the other isn't
i also don't know why i'm replying to a bait thread
Since this is a metal thread, Turmion Kätilöt makes me nut every time I listen to it

>2022
>STILL hating ghost
shiggy diggy

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Just look for artists yourself instead of playlists. Make your own

>spotify
Well there's your problem.

What is this meme circulating that Tool was ever metal?

highly based

Yeah you seem really cool, dude.

I honestly get where you're coming from, and in a lot of ways, I feel the same. That said, music is just entertainment. Try not to act like you're special because you listen to more obscure music than other people. It's really not impressive to anyone.

>music is just entertainment
Debatable cuz music is considere a "high art", and there's plenty of metal albums that innovate on the genre and even on the concept of music in general, like Orthrelm's OV or Blut Aus Nord, but for me searching for obscure records has the purpose of looking for more innovative, extreme, cutting edge music. Some people feel proud of their findings and that's ok for me.

Just because you faggots grew up listening to cringe inducing shit like Papa Roach and Disturbed doesn't mean we all need to be embarrassed.

What an embarrassing thread
You faggots hate all metal unless it's hipster shit approved by Fantano or Pitchfork

Don't expect Spotify to feed you good Metal, most of their suggestions are garbage

Metal died 20 odd years ago after the Korn/Manson era.

>Old thing good new thing bad
Go back to the nursing home boomer

Meshuggah goes quite well in the gym, some Tool also. I have no idea why you can´t have that in your workout playlist amongst the Death Angel and Overkill's of the world.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>You probably listen to
This assumption is where all of the worst shitposts on this site come from, and they're usually wrong. Also quit gatekeeping a genre that is 1% excellence and 99% garbage, most of it is on the same level as nu-metal

why do people hate on ghost so much? idk why they're labeled as metal but ppl seem to misunderstand their whole thing is an act and after everything the music is good

My workout playlist is completely fucked
From early 'deth, to sarcofago, to blind guardian, to carcass, to motorhead, to gbk
I don't really give a shit

Scooby-Doo music

I cringed

Good to know bro

Im not. a bro

death angel and overkill are based but meshittah are gay as fuck and tool isn't metal
all based except for queer guardian, that's some cheesy gay ass shit
then again gay ass shit is exactly what I expect from you gymfags so carry on

This is why everyone hates you

fpbp. op btfo.

>grew up listening to cringe inducing shit like Papa Roach and Disturbed
imagine being so defensive about your shitty genre you project this hard

No. Rock music is blues derived. Metal is based heavily on classical.

Metal is 10x better than (c)rap

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>average "true metal" fan
Kill yourself along with your entire family, you fucking fat fucknut.

Hahahahahahaha you use spotify
You are cattle man

Black metal is unironically for fags LARPing as trve kvlt pagans/satanists lmao

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