Rocketeer teaser

youtube.com/watch?v=bULoqJqylL8
Is she going to be fighting Hitler Youth?

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Why not used the original rocketeer?

Nothing is sacred

>Why not used the original rocketeer?

Cis Hetero White Male. Can't have that in the Current Year, bro.

>she
Nope. Use the original.

And also James Bond with a porn mustache?

>Is she going to be fighting Hitler Youth?
Here's hoping.

Looks cute
Not sure how I feel about the animation

beach episode when?

isn't she supposed to be black?

This is surprisingly good CG and matte painting backgrounds for what I assume is a shitty pre-school show about sharing and caring.

Does he know yet?

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don't be cryptic mike

Mike could barely play "Don't Shit Your Pants", I doubt he posts here

Will there be Nazis in this one?

This is supposed inspire white girls.

In the sequel, when she's fighting pimps.

>purple flight jacket
>plane chain
>uses "ace"
what year does this take plane
no kid today would have such a smooth outfit.

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For me it's shows that are on Disney Junior

>Exposed bolts on inside of helmet
Enjoy fucking dying the first time something bumps your head I guess

If we want to get all "realistic" a real Rocketeer would have roughly a 100% of dying horribly every time they hit anything.

fair
but that just looks incredibly unpleasant to wear, I wonder why they designed it that way

she decides to go thousand feet in the air on her test flight. Brains isn't her strong suit.

Can't wait for the porn.

Maybe just throwing random details on the inside. Or it was needed for a toy, and they decided to work it into the actual show.

Rocka-who?

Rock a doodle doo

Exactly. Realism isn't really about having things be exactly like reality as much as asking how something like the Rocketeer would function if it really did exist. If it doesn't look or feel like it would work, real world physics aside, it's not believable and it takes you out.

They're making the bold decision to have the show lead be a girl.
It's only the 99th time this year so it's clearly not a shallow trend.

Is she the kid of the OG Rocketeer? If so WWII will be over by the time she's 6 or 10 or whatever she's supposed to be here.

Let's hope her mom is a CGI Jennifer Connely with those big pillowy titties.

Lousy communists!

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The Rocketeer is inherently unrealistic from top to bottom and no amount of nitpicking will change that. Either you suspend your disbelief fully or not at all.

Apparently she's supposed to be the original Rocketeer's granddaughter or something. Also, the guy who played the Rocketeer in the movie is coming back to voice her dad that's named after Dave Stevens.

That's what the rebootquel movie plan is.

Apparently the Disney Junior show is for Lebanese representation and they got Peggy Hill to play her mom to reflect that according to this article written by someone who has never fucking seen or heard of the original Rocketeer beforehand judging from their description.

tvinsider.com/791559/veep-hbo-kathy-najimy-duncanville/

Oh Jesus Chris what the hell is this shit

Not gonna lie, that looks pretty cute

Look I'm not really enjoying this weird kids tv twist for a book like the Rocketeer, but could we get milf Betty out of this?

What the fuuuck. It's not just a dumb virtue signalling sequel staring Cliff's daughter or grand daughter?

God damn.

Just regular dumb

Is the the beginning of 3D remakes of live action movies?
Not counting public domain stuff like Wizard of Oz

it's not a remake you goblin

>Disney Junior

probably wouldnt be too bad if it wasnt written for 5 year olds as braindrain.
oh well

Why? Do people even care about this movie?

Ehh, I didn't expect it to be a literal baby show.

Would it be educational?

So this takes place in the 50s-60s?

What team of executive morons was it that would be dumb enough to "relaunch" the Rocketeer as a CGI cartoon in a modern setting aimed at very young children? I don't even care about it being a girl, but half of the reason people liked the original movie was the 30 era setting?

The whole POINT of the Rocketeer is that it's a callback to schlocky wartime pulp adventure stories. This doesn't have any of that.

Literally just
>jetpack=merchandise
I imagine

The buttons she presses to activate the rockets are LED and make a modern computer sound when she presses them.

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they could always use the "prototype from NASA/government" excuse.

LEDs were made in the 60s

>So this takes place in the 50s-60s
first episode Kit learns about the soviets and she suspects one of her classmates is a spy

Where have I seen these designs?

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>she decides to go thousand feet in the air on her test flight
weak

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>ruining the fucking helmet which makes the Rocketeer's outfit so iconic
For fuck's sake just paint it rose gold or some shit, why the fuck do we need to see her face?

>why the fuck do we need to see her face?
to see her freckly face.
she may get it later.

>the rocketeer is only remembered by boomers
Who in the fuck is this for? Do they have that little faith in a new I.P. on the toddler channel? Toddlers will watch anything, why are they reusing this I.P.?

>Even the fucking Rocketeer is a legacy hero now

RIP Dave Stevens

>all these people whining about a show made for literal babies

>
I give zero shits about this trash looking cartoon, but how the hell can Yea Forums have rocketship emojis in posts now?

What the fuck? The rocketship emoji is in the OP but when I quote it it disappeared. Fucking hell.

You can't retain property right with new I.P

the emoji isn't in the Yea Forums post, it's in the youtube title.
when the video gets embedded the emoji comes along with it.

these retards have no priorities, they fucking DELIGHT in seeing new culture artifacts in case there is a chance of something to hate or complain about
it's an endorphin rush, hyjacked the normal social part of the brain and turned it into a demented game of getting deliberatly mad for no reason

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>not black like they said originally
Whew, baby steps.

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Haha,

Tulip is precious.

>"They rebooted it, so now it's a female character who's The Rocketeer, and she comes from a Lebanese family, and I'm Lebanese, so I was thrilled to get the offer to do this, to play her mom, and I run a diner in town," Najimy said.

>"Everything about it is really very just pro-female," she continued. "We see this young girl who's a superhero, which we really need more of, and we see some ethnic diversity, which I've seen very little of in my lifetime."

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This being on Disney Junior makes me think there's a educational element to this.
What can you learn from someone flying a jetpack?