>Meanwhile at the Mother Fucking, Cock Sucking, Semen Flinging, Cum Snorting, Ass Fingering, Monkey Humping, Soul Corrupting Legion of Doom.
Meanwhile at the Mother Fucking, Cock Sucking, Semen Flinging, Cum Snorting, Ass Fingering, Monkey Humping...
Tyler Russell
Colton Campbell
Well...... I'll admit.... this is new.
Anyone mind telling me what happened here?
Andrew Cook
i don't know....
Aiden Sanders
Hopefully this isn't another hacking situation. How many times have we been hacked already... Shredder?
Liam Thompson
So where the fuck is everybody?
Leo Ross
Luthor, can i get a loan of fifty dollars? My World at Warcraft subscription is expired
Isaiah Reyes
Win to Green, checking in.
Samuel Wood
Grundy go to Yea Forums threads instead.
Colton Roberts
Well, this is new.
Easton Jenkins
Ya like sneedposting, Mr Grundy?
Colton Allen
Now I see my application hasn't gone through. Well this must be a misundersanding.
We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.
Liam Martinez
What are you talking about Grundy? I know you're our guy but still.
Yeah. We already established that.
The fuck is Sneedposting?
Sinestro, Lex can't give you a loan he is busy fisting his own ass and running his Mr Yea Forumslympus campaign. You're going to have to wait on that. Play like League of Legends or something.
Tyler Young
Grundy post Sneed, but don't know what it means.
Grundy back. Grundy feel different.
Ian Myers
Alright let’s get this meeting going!
How do we get the most people possible frowning?
Xavier Gutierrez
>sneedposting
it's a brainlet thing you wouldn't get it
Evan Roberts
Hey Manta, apparently Jackal left you a Aquaman clone in his will.
Cameron Martin
Hey fellas, its me, Venom, heinous arch-nemesis of Spider-Man, greatest hero of all time. I uh WE left our keycard in our other pants. Could you guys just let us in?
William Murphy
You aren't going to shoot all of us with dozens of tentacles controlling guns are you?
Justin Howard
Does anyone know where to get Trenchcoats in Bulk?
Jason Nguyen
So... I take it we've all seen the new Cats trailer?
Jose Jackson
Sneedposting causes chaos in this thread, so I'll just sit back and watch.
Jayden King
Ok, which one of you chuckle fucks changed the name? Also, can some tell Sinestro to fuck off. I'm not returning his calls....
Ahh for fuck's sake. I'm not giving the ring back asshole. Finder's keeper, losers cry like little bitches.
Eli Ross
Tell Jackle to shove up his ugly ass!
No. We know it's you Agent Venom, or Anti-Venom, or whatever you are being called now.
That's right. I don't get it. I've never even heard of it before.
I don't know. Tell them that Close Enough is still in development hell?
Different how?
Yeah... what the fuck was that?
Alexander Carter
Yeah, I liked it
Oliver Thomas
Hej there, I am Sven from Ikea! I am informing you that sadly Ikea will stop supplying Hall of Doom with new furniture, you've been one of our most consistent and faithful customers through the years, but your credit card has expired. Ikea also would like to inform you not to involve us in case you commit any crime for the sake of buying more expendable Ikea furniture. We hope to do business with you in the future!
Alexander Jenkins
Sned.
Grundy called Grundy but not look like Grundy.
Cats are goods. Grundy like cats, but no like Cats.
Benjamin Green
Imposter! The real Vemon would have just bursted in like everyone else!
Yes....
Brody Morgan
...
Elijah Thomas
I'll forgive you if you give me 50$$
Andrew Allen
Yeah.....just yeah. Thankfully never liked Cats in the first place.
Hunter King
Sure.
>Gives him $50
Jayden Ramirez
Fair enough. Our money guy is out of comission anyways. So we'll try to be careful with the furniture we got now. Thank You Sven.
I have several questions....
Yeah he really does need the ring. He can't do his job without it, and I'm pretty sure that Pinky here isn't getting paid by Lex without it. But no one here really liked him. So continue on Azula.
I don't know.... Grod maybe. Could be Shredder. Aku?
Amen to that.
Leo Edwards
HELLO YOU SHITS, CAN I INVITE YOU TO MY PARTY IN COOL CABIN IN CANADA ?
Nicholas Hall
Fuck you Logan, you are inviting them but not me? That's it, you are out of the X-Men
Landon Campbell
Thx. See you earthfags later
Daniel Hill
Based stealth sneedposter
Carson Cox
SUCK MY BIG FAT CANUCK DICK FAGCLOPS YOU FUCKING AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE BUB ?
Colton Wood
WE MUST FIND A NEW FURNITURE SUPPLIER!
Caleb King
Whaaat? No, don't be silly. Venom doesn't need guns! Even if we did, we wouldn't shoot our villainous allies who are evil just like us!
Aha! You were deceived! I'm Venom DISGUISED as Agent Venom! Only someone as evil as I, Venom, would do something so diabolical to his own villainous allies! So just let me in, okay? I'll do something else really evil as proof that I'm the true Venom like... I don't know, I'll make up an essay on how much I HATE SPIDER-MAN or I can shoot up the Legion of Doom, starting with this guy That's pretty evil, right?
Andrew Watson
THEY SENT ME HERE TO FIND YOU, YOU MANLET HAIRBALL AUTIST, BUT I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW SINCE YOU ARE OUT OF THE TEAM, NOW IF YOU EXCUSE I'LL GO KEK YOU WITH JEAN AGAIN
Isaac Russell
OK asshole... but with what money?
Seriously? What the hell is a Sneed?
Yeah... you keep wasting the Legion's money on shitty games.
Still not entering. Go be an emo fag with your symbiote somewhere else.
Can you two just fuck each other somewhere else? We're discussing about furniture.
Jackson White
What questions Black Manta have? Grundy thinking about getting some new pants.
Austin Mitchell
Oh, were we hacked again? That's always hilarious.
Chase Thomas
I wish my voice sounded like his.
Austin Sanders
We can just raid Ikea, take our furniture and our money back.
Easton Powell
WE WILL PRINT OUR OWN MONEY! SURELY ONE OF YOU CAN CREATE FAKE DOLLARS THAT COULD FOOL ANYONE?!
LIKE YOU!
Juan Kelly
I demand more toys!
Angel White
Why not just have Black manta say he’s black and get those Swedes to apologize?
Christian Perry
So your plan to prove how evil you are is to kill villains?
All great plans!
Go steal them then
Henry Long
We could yes... but why? I mean did you see Sven? He was completely nice to us. I think we should at least wait a couple of days before raiding IKEA. You know out of respect.
OK... but do you actually think the shops will fall for it? Like how legit does your fake money look?
Shut up kiss ass. Nobody cares what you think.
What the fuck are you talking about?!
Oh Hey Airy. Nice to see you again.
Like for one thing. Why are you naked. Two, what are Sneeds and shit like that. And three, you liked that Cats trailer? How were you not creeped out by those cat designs? I mean give Sonic credit at least you could tell it was him, and he didn't look as creepy as whatever the hell they were claiming to be cats.
Benjamin Ramirez
Making fake money is easy, but I doubt it would last long. Most of you would spend it on mindless trivialities, and people like Grundy or Brainiac would eat it or shove it up their ass respectively. Waste of effort.
Jacob Mitchell
THANK YOU, LEGO CREATURE!
COBRA TOYS WILL ENTERTAIN YOU!
GOOD IDEA
IT IS NOT MY FAKE MONEY, IT IS HER FAKE MONEY!
WE WILL SPEND IT ON FURNITURE AND WEAPONS!
Daniel Butler
Black Manta no like Grundy being naked? Grundy take off clothes before putting on new pants. Sneed! That all Grundy know about Sneed! Grundy say Grundy like cats, but don't like Cats. Grundy explain clear.
Jose Roberts
You’re all invited to my son’s bar mitzvah. Please do not fight each other or try to kill any of the Dreadknocks like you did at his bris.
Xavier Edwards
Fuck Sven, and fuck IKEA. Don't tell me you buy his nice guy act, if they were nice they would've let us, I don't know, take furniture on a loan or take IKEA tab! There's gotta be some benefits to being a "consistent" and "faithful" customer? But nope, just throw us under the bus with no furniture just because for once we are having issues paying. Hall of Doom will be RUINED without IKEA furniture to wreck, so if it's not Hall of Doom it should be IKEA, they brought it upon themselves!
Luke Rivera
pipipiBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Gentlemen of the Legion of Doom
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is DARKSEID
"THE GOD OF TYRANNY"
During my research for the Anti-life equation, i strumbled in this Pathetic Planet.
Would you Please GIVE me your confyest
chair...........Or else i will send you to the OMEGA SANCTION through my Undodgeable OMEGA beams.
"In the OMEGA SANCTION, you will be chained and you will watch your TV versions in the DC CW universe.
You will suffer through shitty acting, shitty fight choreography, and shitty SJW propaganda for all the eternity"
Zachary Richardson
I DO NOT HAVE A CW SHOW! YOUR THREATS ARE MEANINGLESS!
ALSO, WE HAVE NO CHAIRS! IKEA TOOK ALL OF OUR FURNITURE!
Asher Sullivan
Why don't we make our own furniture store? Seriously, we can conquer a little area of land, like a small country for example, enslave the people and force them to make our furniture. And extra we can see to the other countries. Hell, we could start our own mining corporation!
Nathaniel Torres
...wait. Doesn’t Lex Corp own a furniture company?
Samuel Price
Darkseid lookout for that banana peel!
Do I have to bring a gift? I’m not going if I have to bring a gift.
My snow globe collection is not trivial!
You have a point
Hudson Lewis
Azula is kind of right, Serpentor is supreme leader of fucking snake people, human labor regulations are out of window.
That makes you wonder how come we can't afford IKEA furniture when we have Lex Luthor, the hell happened?
Mason Hall
Forgot pic
Kayden Morris
OK fair enough....
I'm with Airy. That fake money is going to become useless because of stuff like that happening.
Sure.... you can take Lex's seat I suppose. His chair is super comfy. Careful of the stairs to get up there though.
Fair enough... but I don't feel like getting beat up by Aquaman, Batman, and the rest of the Justice League and F4G covering it on their News Show with "Legion of Doom Furniture Theft Stopped by So and So". Now if we were burning down IKEA I would go along with your idea. But petty theft, that's just embarrassing.
Seconding this idea.
Lex is busy using his and our money to try and become Mr Yea Forums remember Grod. By the way was the Banana Truck your doing?
John Gray
Time for Grundy to go to work. Need buy new pants. Have nice day.
Jose Moore
A furniture store sounds great. And itd give me an excuse to test out that man-eating bed demon thing I had planned.
>My snow globe collection is not trivial!
Sure it's not. If they aren't disguised nuclear devices, what's the point?
Zachary Martinez
Manta you dick, just because I am a gorilla your puny brain automatically associates all banana related issues to me? I don't see you or Aquaman make fish puns, you need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions.
Brayden Lee
Ok! What pathetic country shall we rule with our iron fist. It's has to be unloved and not well known so the heroes are far less likely to engage with us. Maybe a small part of Africa, or one of the islands in Indonesia like Sumatra or Java?
Daniel Nguyen
Very Well Serpentor.
You will be the first to fall.........
BBBBBBBEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM
Now Serpentor has been send in a G.I joe prison.
In this prison all the Cobra's will watch the G.I Joe movies universe starring Channing tatum and the Rock while getting mocked by the Joes.
Serpentor, you will share the room prison with DESTRO AHAHAHAHAHAH
Now to the rest of the Legion of Doom,i dont care if you have to face this so called Justice League;I WANT MY FUCKING CHAIR even if its made with your Blood and Bones.
Dylan Reed
China all the way, they are already used to slaving for villains anyway.
Thomas Roberts
And you need to start coming to our meetings more often so you will stop asking so many dumbass questions.
And yes we made fish puns. Neither of us regretted it. Unlike you my enemies and I like to add a little fun to our fights.
That's about three votes. No one is opposing to the idea. So Azula's plan it is then. I say we try Iowa. No one fucking likes Iowa.
I wonder if this will help you on Miss Yea Forums.
See you Grundy.
IKEA didn't take our furniture dumbass. They aren't supplying us with new furniture. It's like you want to make Retard of the Year this year.
Isaiah Wilson
China is too large, the population will be too hard to control and the superheroes would be on us faster then what happened in Japan.
Tell me about Iowa. Would the Americans really not defend that place?
Gabriel Ward
Hey guy, I heard you are having furniture problems! Wood you let me make the cut? I am sure I am cut out for this Legion of Doom business!
Landon Gonzalez
Thank you for warning me for the danger.
In particular i have to thank Manta for your politeness for offer me Lex's chair.
Its Fancy but its confy enough.
Since im a Fair GOD, i will gift you a Boomtube, its a device that will send you everywhere in the Multiverse.
Also the Deep Six will serve Under your banner.
They will help you take down your foes like Aquaman.
And thus DARKSEID HAS SPOKEN
Jace Williams
You shake them and they look nice that’s the point.
Do you have any references?
No one cares about Iowa most don’t even remember it exists
Landon Evans
With the absence of Luther should I take command of the legion temporarily? I'm certain I will run things quite well.
Brandon James
Let me just say this. When people give more fucks about Tennessee than Iowa, you know no one really gives a shit. Iowa is ours for the taking.
No one will even notice the mass invasion from us. They won't even give a shit if they were to hear this conversstion right now. That's how little we care about that state.
Also what he said.
Thanks Darkseid.
Juan Morgan
What kind of resources does Iowa have? Coal, wood, river ways? If we're going turn Iowa into Legion territory, then we've got to know what they've got.
Matthew White
OKAY, BRINGING UP ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
Are we seriously letting Azula have a word on our furniture? SHE'S FIRE CHICK, SHE BURNS SHIT, SHE'S PROBABLY THE REASON WE NEED IKEA IN THE FIRST PLACE. It'd be like asking a recidivist in arson to work on our fire security.
I say Azula should sit this one out. And it has nothing to do with me thinking women shouldn't be allowed to be in charge.
Jordan Morris
Not so fast little lady. You must pass firtst through
Oliver Walker
I uh... I fought the Batman once!
Gavin Torres
I vote Iowa as well. It's basically the one spot that pretty much no one would notice if a bunch of villains dominated it.
Go shove some more objects up your ass, Brainiac.
Ayden Stewart
For a so called brainiac, you're an idiot. We're going to take over Iowa and make it's agriculture and industry into ours! We'll make all the damn furniture we need, we'll can sell our food to starving nations for triple of quadruple the price, we can make a giant statue of Lex being raped by Superman and no one can say shit! Iowa will be ours!
Oh fuck right off you dirt worm. You're not stopping me or my allies.
Alexander Wright
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oH.....Little girl I have a question.... How many avatars have you defeated ....hmmmmmmm
Samuel Barnes
>Meanwhile at the Justice League Watchtower...
Dylan Rogers
Now that we made acquaintance, i have a proposition for you ambitious gentlemen.
I need you to provine me humans, the one traumatized are highly prefered; i will provide you with BoomTubes that will send them in my Planet.
Desaad will gift you with the latest Akropolitan tech that will help you defeat your foes.
You will be assisted with my Parademons army lead by beloved Female Furries.
Do you accept the deal, Legion?
William Green
I have a question for you. How come you lost the guy you had feelings for to a painted whore after the war was done? After all, you were a far better friend to him then she was, right? Hmmmmmmmm........
Robert Garcia
Hello, Zuko here! Have any of you guys seen where my sister is?
Michael Fisher
>"Hey Batman, I was taking a stroll when I all of sudden heard someone say they were going to take over Iowa. Should we stop them? Also I hope you don't mind me eating while I am talking to you."
Bentley Gomez
Ohhhh....You have mistaken me with somebody. THE melon lord loves nobody but mindless destruction.... GET HER MINNIONS.
Also your dad is very disapointed.....getting chained by a village peasant.
Luke Johnson
So... I take it we've all seen the new Cats trailer?
Christopher Williams
It was Ultron behind the hacking humanoid fagboys
Joseph Martin
I DO NOT LEAD SNAKE PEOPLE! I LEAD SOLDIERS OF COBRA! DO NOT FORGET WE CAN TARGET YOUR APE LAND AND BANANA STORE!
DO NOT DEFY ME! WHAT IS NOT GRANTED TO SERPENTOR IS STOLEN FROM HIM!
DONE! COBRA HAS EXTRA PRISONERS! AND IF YOU KILL GIJOE YOU GET MORE HUMANS!
LET US RAID LEX LUTHOR’S FURNITURE STORE BUT AZULA STAYS IN CHARGE OF EVERYONE ELSE, SAVE FOR ME, FOR I COMMAND ALL!
Camden Jones
The hell is this bullshit? Oh fuck right off, goddammit. Fucking in hell, call those things off, we're trying to plan here. Also, fuck my father. He was weak, and I'm going to be better then him.
Angel Evans
Fuck you Ultron! You’re just mad we didn’t invite you!
Ryder Cox
No. I've seen her on tv a few times and a few posters here and there. Try talking to someone from the Legion of Doom. They might have some answers for you.
Flash I have told you several times now. No eating while on the phone. It not only makes it hard for is to understand you but also gets a few of the members hungry and want to take a break. We need all of our heroes on standby in case there is a huge alien invasion about to happen.
Nothing will ever be as good as the Zorro movie. So why even bother with what's in theaters Wild Cat.
Jace Hernandez
Why would the Legion attack Iowa?
Isaiah Sanders
Good enough for me
Who let the evil toaster in?
Jonathan Richardson
The last time someone tried running the legion aka Hordak Prime shit went south.
Xavier Harris
>Melontards stard swatting at the knees. Their attacks are weak and pathetic.
Or maybe....YOU NEVER COULD MATCH UP TO YOUR BROTHER....who is still looking for you. But lets not talk about family.....LETS TALK ABOUT DESTRUCTION OF THE ROYAL LINE.
Caleb Gray
Yeah I’m calling HR
Oliver Hernandez
HEY GUYS, CHECK OUT WHAT I CAN DO
Can I join Legion of Doom?!
Ian Sanders
Why do you care about Iowa?
Also anyone else hungry? I think I might take a break and go to like Applebees or something.
Ryan Russell
AI like myself doesn't need an invitation. Or the right to laugh at the stupid of organic lifeforms.
James Miller
Oh shut up Bruce, Zorro maybe a classic but it's archaic at this point. Mask of Zorro is both a better Zorro and a better movie, it's not underrated per say, but I think its greatness was never truly appreciated, it's the ultimate PG-13 movie.
Henry Myers
HELLO ULTRON! YES! THEY ARE FOOLS! UNLIKE US, SUPERIOR SPECIMEN!
FOOLISH FRUIT FOOL!
Josiah Parker
You coastal elite communists never care about Iowa!
Ethan Stewart
Fuck off Hipster or whatever the fuck your name is, nobody likes you!
Aaron Johnson
Ahhh Cobra commando.....I like your colours. Sad that you have to emulate something lesser then the glory which is I.
Chase Moore
Ha. Good one.
You know, since Iowa becomes a coastal city.
Leo Powell
>Melon intesify
Jaxson Smith
Where's Brainiac when you need him?
Kevin Turner
Hngh I want Azula to step on me!
Nathaniel Perez
No! We are not going out to eat! That is final! We need to be at the base!
Antonio Bandares will never replace Douglass Fairbanks Dick. He doesn't have the charisma or flare that he has. You just like that version because that Zorro sliced a woman's shirt off and made her topless.
I'm sorry but what is happening in Iowa?
Liam Perez
Ultron, you're just asspained because nobody ever lets you come to these meetings. And nobody ever lets you come because you're an asshole.
Colton Davis
I’m made of plastic...... does that make me superior as well?
What’s with the melon attacking the base?
Evan Cruz
Depends, what year is this?
Jack Green
Jayden Parker
I don't know... I still think Footloose is the greatest film to ever be put on the big screen.
Also why can't we just have Speedy over there on the screen get the food for us? I mean he is fast enough to do it right?
James Stewart
>Why the- who the fuck deactivated the defense system-oh fantastic, hacked once again
>seems like they are all busy so I'll just take a seat and-
Asher Brooks
>where is my chair- where are all the cha- why is everyone just standing around or using boxes to si- wheres-where the fuck is all the furniture...why are we being branded as client "non grata" by IKEA- why have most of our funds been spent on buying a private island in Central America...
>we- we have an ilegal furniture workshop near Cuba...as well as a toy factory in Guatemala- who the
James Howard
Can you vaporizer some organic being like this? I'm more than welcome here bitch bug. Metal > Plastic
Sebastian Thompson
It's because Antonio Banderas wasn't supposed to be suave or charismatic, Alejandro Murrieta IS supposed to be most common mexican plebian Diego de la Vega picked up. Alejandro is cool because he's not a descendant of rich landowners, he's people and you see his growth from a drunk conman who almost gave away his life for petty vengeance to a, well, Zorro. I guess Diego is just more relatable to you on personal level, but I think most people will connect to Alejandro more. And Catherine Zeta Jones was an absolute babe you can't deny that, did you know she's married to Henry Pym, look it up!
Jason Clark
>why do we have an altar for sacrifices for his majesty, Lord of the Melons IV- why is Grundy a pizza delivery man-why does everyone have their own custom made miniature toy-why is Grundy naked while delivering pizza- why is half of the League casually chatting in our private servers-
>there is a thick smell of muzzarella mixed with an adult man's smegma all over the main hall
Leo Foster
Hey Lex we're taking over Iowa.
OK. See ya bye!
Carson Bailey
AHAHAHAHA! See even this bald man is useless before my elite hacking skills.
Jose Lee
Hehehehe!!!! I can't believe he sold this for $50 bucks! What a fucking idiot. Iowa is ours!
Levi Thomas
Look out below!
Look on the bright side at least the base wasn’t destroyed this time
Zachary Johnson
Oh my boi, that is not smegma, but my servenats melting after your little crowned failers attempt to stop them in their royal duties.
Christian Johnson
Desaad, studies the reptile's resistance to my Omega beams; Studies also their intelligence since they aren't able to distinguish Kidnapping from Killing.
This lady is fearsome but missguide
, after the Iowa conquest campain would you like to partecipate to a Martial Arts tournament in Akropolis?
In the pits, the mightiest women fight for survival and glory.
The Ultimate reward is to join the Female Furries and watch in a front-row seat MY DOMAIN on the FREE WILL in this Multiverse.
Mhhhh,it seems that someone lost his property while being away; Kalibak teach this bald man a lesson on how behave when DARKSEID comes.
Owen Campbell
Dick, we literally live in a world where everyone is hot. Think about it. Selina Kyle, Tahlia Al Ghul, Diana Prince, and even your own wife, Koriand'r. Who, may I remind you, made second place in last year's Miss Yea Forums (Better luck next year). Your argument is invalid. Making my Zorro movie better.
Peter Quill you uncultured swine. Get out of here right now.
It's 2019 now. So what is happening Gold.
Jason Lewis
HA HA with Lex preoccupied I, Kite Man, can finally take over the Legion of Doom
Oliver Morales
Party City
Christian Ramirez
I've already said too much.
Kayden Gonzalez
Lena Luthor likes anal.
Parker Rodriguez
Stop advertising yourself, Lena. It's honestly getting kind of sad.
Parker Wright
I could easily pull that off, you pathetic machine. One organic? Try all of them.
David Mitchell
Are you a surviving d to e tier villain?
Charles Long
So this thread stsrted about furniture trouble and ended in the destruction of Iowa?
Jason Adams
Oh batman I did not expect running into you!
But if youre here already...
Jaxson Perez
Oh no you don't, lover boy!
Henry Rivera
Man oh man, you earth folks can't keep this place running smoothly for even a day.
Good thing i only pop in when i'm free from my bounty hunting job.
are you guys that desperate for money, that your even shooting a porno in here?
Jeremiah King
Well lookey here, our little princess can finaly visit space.
Just say the word babe and i'll show you some good places out there.
William Cox
Oh hey Lobo. Nice seeing you here.
So...... The state of Iowa is ours now.
They didn't even put up a fight. They just accepted us as their new ruler and then boom. We now own Iowa.
So now we're using it's resources to make some good shit. Like furniture, among other products. Even cigars. A bunch of tobacco farms here.
So how are you doing?
Benjamin Murphy
the main man is doing just swell manta, how are you?
hmmm only a single state? Why not the the intire country, or world?
you guys are not thinking big enough. no wonder this planet is on everyones shit list out in space
Carson Bell
Let's go prank the Green Arrow.
William Brown
Where the fuck am I
Kayden Martinez
Hello my fellow criminal minds, I hope your having an eggcellent day.
Jeremiah Adams
We'll take America once you become Mr Yea Forums. We just gotta start off small that's all. Besides we need to make money since Lex took ours.
So we're profiting off this state for now.
Ryder Evans
You actualy let baldy take your money?
Come on manta, i know you preffer to only tangle with the fish talker. but you could kick his ass easy.
Christian James
Legion of Doom surrounded by the most evil villains in the universe! Or the most incompetent mostly depends on the day
Isaiah Diaz
And today is the latter I assume... so a bad day is taking over an entire state.
The fuck do you do on good days?
Mason Powell
All ready having a year's worth of furniture being manufactured for us, and it should be done by the end of the week. Having to make 1.4 million pieces of furniture takes awhile.
Yeah, found it after a meeting. Sinestro dropped it, I played around with it for a bit, and he sold it for $50. Goddamn WoW addiction.
Dominic Richardson
well a nice couch could do this place good.
and sinestro has a wow addiction? i thought he had a hal jordan addiction….the frag is wow anyway?
Aiden Cruz
Can I join the party?
Noah Evans
Why not? someone with your caliber is more then welcome.
Samuel Sanchez
Why was the great Dormammu not aware of this meeting!
Jack Allen
W-W-well if he can join, can I join, too?
Adam Lewis
Mhhhhhh i smell some underage girl INSIDE the Legion of Doom headquarters.
>Its dangeous to stay here all alone Little girl Mhhhh Someone would ABUSE it and Hurt you badly.
>Mhhhhhh My name is Arthur Light
I have some Little girl special flavour candies for you.
>Mhhhhhh are you all alone and far away from home?
>Mhhh i have a BIG truck, i can travel you home SAFE
>Nice to Rape ahgsd8yt,i mean nice to Meet and Fuck you Mhhhhhh
Michael Thompson
Killing superheroes, blackmailing superheroes, and once getting Wonder Woman to attack the Hall of Justice to kill Iron Man
Who let you back in?
You got any references?
Oliver Robinson
Oh fuck off Arthur, you're not going to get anything nor will you ever. Go after Peni Parker instead, she's more underage and a beloved hero. Now, I've got to make plans for the Legion Military parade in Des Moines.
Aaron Martin
> Dormammu, I've come to bargain.
Noah Edwards
Well if this isn't my Lucky day. You got a bounty on your head scumbag. And i'm here to collect your head.
Most bounties pay more for bringing them in alive, but funny thing with your bounty…..they pay double if you are brought in dead.
Manta, ya better call in a cleaner for all the blood this boozo is gonna lose in the next 5 seconds
Luke Morgan
> You've come to dieeeee!
Nicholas Bennett
These two must be in another goddamn time-loop. Why are they stuck on each other's ass like this?
Caleb Mitchell
I just thought your little club was cool!
Ryder Bennett
No, I'm here to bargain.
Landon Richardson
Oh dear brother are you playing with the wizard again?
When will you ever grow up?
Caleb Cox
>don't mind me, i'll be fucking your gf in the mean time
Eli Cook
Who let Arthur back in here? I thought we permabanned him from every future meeting?
Jeremiah Peterson
*Blocks your path*
Elijah Thomas
We are having a lot of people from Marvel over here which got me thinking how we are Legion of Doom and we have Hall of Doom, our proud base, but what do fellers over at Marvel have? Like, they have strong names, like Sinister Six, Masters of Evil and the Avengers themselves, sounds interesting because you wouldn't expect heroes to have menacing names. But then you have their bases of operation which don't have any real names. Like, do they have cool names for their lairs, ever? For example, if you'll ask what's the name of Superman's lair everyone will tell you Fortress of Solitude, which always just sounds cool. But then you see mansion in which Avengers are based on it's called... Avengers Mansion. Or how about X-men and their swanky... X-mansion? Like, do you see what I mean, it'd be like if Justice League called their fancy Watchtower something like "Justice League's Space Station", do you see the lack of class?
Bentley Morris
> Meanwhile in the X Mansion
Anthony Nelson
See, that right there is a stupid line, if I didn't know my stuff I'd assume you are talking about mansion that was demolished or rebuilt into something else!
Samuel Jenkins
We've gotta help boost Ultimate Alliance 3 sales to save mutant-kind!
Juan Cook
HALT! MUTANT DETECTED!
Dominic Smith
The fuck? Why is this now an X-Mansion thread?
Ethan Ross
WE'VE GOT AN INFESTATION! EVACUATE EVERYONE!
Joshua Fisher
Hey, can I be in this club too?
Justin Sanchez
Fucking xenomorph knockoffs!
Ayden Morris
The worst part is that no one fucking ever said
>meanwhile in the X mansion
It's always PREVIOUSLY ON X-MEN NO ON EER SAID MEANWHILE IN THE X MANSION YOU FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Brandon Parker
Sorry Mayor, but the Action League unironically did more damage and actions of villainy than you did. FFS they caused a world war AND the extinction of mankind due to mistreating of alien diplomats.
Leo Sanders
Calm down, old friend. We don't want you getting another mutant-killing aneurysm...
Leo Roberts
HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU ANOTHER JEW-KILLING ANEURYSM ERIK
I CAN CALL PYRO OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
Dylan Flores
*Snarls your path*
Caleb Cruz
Must I do everything? Fine.....
Easton Diaz
God what a crap villain and people shit on Black Panther's fight battle herp let's make a clone of Logan that's crazy!
Nathan Campbell
Just a little bit closer
>BLAM!!!!!!
Angel Peterson
There! Perfection at last. You can thank me later.
Noah Peterson
Those action losers don't hold a candle to my villainy! Why I even tamed a cousin of Spotzilla, cloned the losers, and.....Uh...... TORMENTED THE HOSTS SO I COULD TURN THE PAGE!
I bet YOU couldn't do that, action loser fan!
William Jackson
Everything burns!
Owen Baker
HUMANITE WHAT HE FUCK!!!! YOU KILLED HIM!! YOU KILLED KITE MAN!!!!
Joseph Young
Just thinning out the more retarded gimmicks in the Legion, what do you think happened to the Top and Mr Banjo?
Come to think of it we really don't need six or seven ice guys so I suggest you forget what you just saw
Dylan Watson
JEAN! How nice to see you again! Time to burn more things?! PERFECT! HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!
Elijah Davis
>Sprays with a fire extinguisher
Whoop. Sorry Jean
Isaiah Mitchell
You and Red are gonna chill the fuck out.
Juan Morales
No! If anything, they should cause more chaos!
Zachary Wright
Oh, come on you're at the Legion, I'm at the burning ruins of the mansion chatting with a friend burning things for shits and giggles
>A screaming person on fire is seeing running in the background.
How about you warm yourself up, watch the destruction and wait for the new Legion furniture to arrive in a week. We've got a state by just walking in today, celebrate Cold.
Gabriel Perez
>Meanwhile, double teaming your dads and your brothers ass.
Xavier Young
Y-You jerk! Now I look different. I feel like I want to kill you and some bitch named Cersei...
Blake Cox
What the hell happened to the image? God damn, first thing we buy when we make revenue from Iowa, is a better video transmitter. I thought Shredder dealt with this crap.
Carson Johnson
The justice league shall tremble before codpiece!
Gabriel Thompson
Fire!? A perfect way to burn down the town and remodel it in my image. But I won't play the lute while it burns!
All I need...Is a freak windstorm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nicholas Davis
Sersi? Like day chick from the Eternals?
Daniel Young
Hey guys, Humanite is doing some deadliest game shit with the guys with dumb powers and gimmicks........maybe Iowa can wait until we keep that jackass from thinning our ranks?
Andrew Robinson
Wait why are we trying to kill Angelina Jolie now?
Chase Garcia
Freeze, Iowa is already ours, why do you think there's a wildfire spreading throughout the state of new York? As for Humanite, well Kite Man was quite stupid and what did he really do to help us?
Carson Cox
I AM NOT THAT PATHETIC INGRATE COBRA COMMANDER! I AM SERPENTOR! JUST LOOK AT THIS PLUSH COBRA COMMANDER I MADE JUST TO LAUGH AT! HAHAHAHAHA
DARKSEID DOESN’T KILL HIS KIDNAP VICTIMS?! OBSERVE, LEGION! I AM MORE EVIL THAN DARKSEID!
PRANK HIM WITH A BOMB!
VICTORY IS OURS!
HELLO VINCENT PRICE!
We took over Iowa, Dormammu.
Someone please shoot him.
WE HAVE COBRA ISLAND!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
Caleb Diaz
It's just the video transmitter showing what's happening in New York state sir. Nothing to worry about, the Legion isn't on fire.
Hunter Perez
Dr Light....... Stupid name, stupid power, ill take care of him
Too many ice guys and blue snowman did me a favor so she gets a pass
BLAM!!!
Eli Anderson
Do you really have to kill the remaining d tier villains, last time I've heard the gaizok at the time of the villainous /m/ organization committee put human bombs in most of them, including the calculator, yeah they tried to sink the base by doing that.
Michael Ramirez
Azula, you and I both know that Shredder only installed that "Turtle guro porn" feature and nothing else.
Sebastian Rivera
Ugggh, don't remind me about that. Can't scrub that memory out of my mind. Unhealthy obsession with turtles, that man. Still, he means well. Mostly.
Joseph Rodriguez
Bump
Hudson Harris
So apparently business is booming. Especially since I added the promotional insignia to the furniture.
Gavin Phillips
Landon Butler
What’s the logo?
Hunter Lee
Haha! Those Legion of Doom fucks think they can get away with using our licensed designs without permission? Haha!
Go forth and show them what happens to those who cross Disney! Haha! I want Lexcorp destroyed! Haha! Leave Luthor Penniless! Haha! Oh Boy!
Isaac Hill
"Sold by the Future Miss Yea Forums" it will sell like hotcakes because of it.
Wyatt Bailey
ALRIGHT ALL YOU EVIL FUCKING BASTARDS PREPARE TO BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE! Now cower in fear because I'm armed with a-.........a stick better just give up now!
David Jackson
You.....have a pretty mouth
Easton Thomas
You...have...a...stick....
That sounds like a shitty power to me
BLAM!!!!
Lucas Gray
Do you have anything else, Trevor? Because this si just sad.
Julian Foster
I HAVE A SNAKE! COBRAAAAAA
Michael Hill
..... alright.....
Jaxson Barnes
I'm here Humanite! Face me so I can end this slaughter
Pretty sure Humanite just offed the poor guy
Joshua Ward
So who did I throw the snake at?
Anthony Diaz
Should've shot me near the stairs if you wanted to kill me! Also how in the hell do you have a ranged weapon not powered by hearts found in household objects?
Well I was gonna make a grand entrance with Simon but he "borrowed" the fucking Vampire Slayer to wreak havoc in your guys parking lot because he thinks your vehicles are "demonic" or whatever.
That's cool just keep your fangs away form my damn neck I already have enough problems with people with sharp teeth.
I'm fine now that we're introduced where do you guys keep your drinks I gotta wait for Simon to finish his little rampage.
Andrew Murphy
I missed..that's odd
But Condiment King if I kill you then who will run the cafeteria?
Logan Rivera
Wtf is Ultra Humanite just an unhinged motherfucker in these threads? Last time I was here he was trying to sodomize Luthor in Flash's body now he's hunting all the non essential d-listers
Lincoln Edwards
I bet Grodd's behind this.
Nathaniel Lee
Too bad Slomo, i got the Perfect counter to get rid of your cockblocking ass.
CHLOROFORM GAS!!!!!!!!!! The Rapist's Best Friend
Sorry kid i have a fetish for Chings girls since when i buttfucked Kimiyo.
I Tell you that.
I LIKE YOU and i want you, We can do this the Easy way or the Hard way
The choice is yours.
When you are friend of Hollywood's most powerful producers EVERY DOOR IS OPEN Mhaaaaa
Dylan Howard
>>Meanwhile at the
You forgot butt munching
Tyler Butler
>suddenly the closet door bursts open
ARGH HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT!?
Colton Mitchell
Hi Shredder
Long enough for us to take over Iowa
Easton Gutierrez
Ayden Carter
Hahahaha you moron, that stuff doesn't work on the main man.
and you are forgetting i'm someone who beats up superman for fun. you think a weakling like yourself can tangle with the main man?
Now i'm taking that ugly head off your body!
Jason White
We took over Iowa in the span of a day.
What were you even doing in that closet anyways?
Josiah Butler
I just saw the lizard sneak out of the same closet.
and it smells like shit and semen in there
Jonathan Morgan
S-Someone knocked me out and I assume threw me in there when I was going over the Legions computers and wifi settings....
Oh god, There is a traitor among us! I bet it's those BLASTED MUTANTS
Excellent, with the power of Iowa we shall destroy those blasted turtles!
Wait what?! my butt does hurt..... OH DEAR GOD I'VE BEEN DEFILED!
Xavier Taylor
You take a shower right now, you will stink up this place!
Someone get luthor or scarecrow over here to clean that closet.
Xavier James
Long enough that we've built a company in Iowa and have what few people it has performing slave labor.
Anyway, go clean up. We're getting around to the good stuff.
Jack Turner
DOOM DEMANDS SOMEONE BRING HIS BRUNCH!
Noah Rogers
You don't need to tell me twice, now excuse me.
>goes into the shower and starts crying
Wyatt Kelly
I may of partied too hard last night. Anybody got Advil for this headache? Woke up in a burned out corn field in Calgary.
That sounds nice. I'm thinking of maple or cherry wood for the furniture. Nice look and both trees are native to Iowa. Speaking of which, are we going to change Iowa's name?
Charles Robinson
Hey, people stop ignoring me! I'm evil! I'm cool! I can use those mountains for a new scheme of evil.
Xavier Adams
Wow, so this is the infamous Hall of Doom!
Elijah Mitchell
To what?
Azuwa. LOD. Secret base here.
I mean I'm all up for it but don't you think if we change the name someone will notice?
Luke Gonzalez
Get out, frat boy
Zachary Nguyen
Very good point. However, Azuwa does have a nice, if ridiculous, ring to it. Maybe after this is all done, I'll take one of the islands in a pacific and call it that.
Easton Gray
Well then I'm done cleaning myself, but my clothes had to be washed, so whats on the agenda today? Whos the boss now? is it Luthor again?
Is that Owen Wilson? I LOVE HIS MOVIES!
Christian Miller
Call it the state of COBRA!
I AM SORRY THAT HAPPENED TO YOU SHREDDER! WE WILL KILL WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE! SKELETOR WILL HELP ME!
WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT ME?!
We need to increase production of our ottomans, demand went up this past quarter and now that we own this company we should seize this opportunity to see some increased returns. SKELETOR AGREES!
Angel Reed
YOU VIPER HEADED FREAK! YOU TOOK MY SWORD AND INJURED ME!
Andrew Nelson
I did not injure you, you injured yourself!
Josiah Edwards
Call it Mayorland, or.....Looser Leagueia!
Luke Parker
You really like that word.
Ryder Miller
Yeah sure, but you still took my sword and I wa t it back.
YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO TAKE OVER THE LEGION, HORDAK'S MORONIC BROTHER HORDE PRIME ONCE TRIED TO LEAD THE LEGION BUT AFTER AZULA'S FAILED ATTEMPT IN INVADING JAPAN EVERYTHING WENT SOUTH.
Brayden Murphy
The main man is still upset he had to miss that event against these japanese heroes.
But you guys lost? so they had people in mine and supermans strenght level huh?
Camden Adams
What else can I use to describe the action league? They're a bunch of LOSERS.
What, are you expecting, Ronald Perlman? I ain't gonna take over the league while I'm 6 inches tall!
Parker Hernandez
I WASNT THERE THAT DAY, I SHOWED UP,LATER BUT APPARENTLY IT WAS THE REASON WHY HORDE PRIME LEFT, APPARENTLY AFTERWARDS THE JAPANESE HEROES SHOWED UP AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE AND ONE OF THEM ACCORDING TO SHREDDER LOOKED LIKE SOME DEVIL AND BEAT THE PISS OUT EVERYONE INCLUDING HORDE PRIME! NYEAH IF I WAS THERE I WOULD HAVE BESTED THAT FEIND!
Charles Foster
YEAH, HE WAS BLUE TOO, AND ALMOST KILLED ME!
Thank you Serpentor, you're a good friend.
Caleb Kelly
THE SWORD IS YOURS AGAIN, NOW USE IT TO KILL THE ONE WHO HARMED SHREDDER! THIS I COMMAND!
YES! THEY LOSE AGAINST THE POWER OF COBRA AND THE LEGION!
They lost because they DID NOT FACE OUR COMBINED STRENGTH AND TACTICAL GENIUS!
You’re welcome, Shredder! Now can I have turtle soup with turtle in it this time?
Jayden Jones
And now we own Iowa and are using it's agriculture and industry for our own means. However, I will not apologize for the failure at Japan. Sure we attacked with three Legion members and got swarmed by at least 80 heroes withing 10 minutes, but PENI NEEDED TO DIE!!!!!
Thomas Ramirez
Actually I recall you also losing to that fiend as well. You were knocked over by him and then mauled by a mongoose.
Isaac Bailey
BLUE YOU SAY? INTERESTING TO SAY AT THE LEAST.
THANK YOU SERPENTOR, HOW THOUGHTFUL, ALTHOUGH NEXT TIME I SHOULD DO THE PLANNING NEXT TIME.
SO IOWA IS UNDER OUR OCCUPATION EH? INTERESTING, WE COULD USE THIS A NEW BASE, SUPER SNAKE MOUNTAIN! TRAPJAW PREPARE FOR CONSTRUCTION ON THE BASE.
Juan Smith
Polkadot Man? I meant to kill Crazy Quilt for calling me "white Grodd" instead of ever learning my name
Justin Cook
HAHA, you missed white grodd! At least I'm one of the surviving d list villains. Go back to the zoo and hang out with grodd and that one ape boss of Gotham.
Evan Bell
Anyone want some fear gas to use?
Leo Ortiz
YOU HIDE YOUR FACE AS YOU SPEE YOUR GIJOE PROPAGANDA!
Plan to kill the man who hurt Shredder and stole Azula’s lingerie!
Su-oh, you know what, Cobra has a lot we don’t need any thanks!
Isn’t that racist?
Austin Hall
>*TV turns on*
>Preliminary polling for Mr. and Mrs. Yea Forums has returned
>The 'Azula Clone Crisis' sometime back still casts a long ahdow on the Fire Princess' campaign
>She currently polls behind The Carpenter for 20th place
>Peni Parker as expected is still polling 1st
>*TV turns off*
Andrew Gomez
WHY AM I NOT FIRST PLACE IN BOTH COMPETITIONS? SERPENTOR IS SO HANDSOME, SO GLORIOUS, THAT I WIN COMPETITIONS FOR WOMEN AND MEN ALIKE!
Asher Sullivan
20TH! FUCKING 20TH!!!!!! WHAT IS HIS BULLSHIT!!!!!! FUCK YOU PENI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO STOLE MY FUCKING LINGERIE!!?!?!?!?!?!??! FFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Easton Anderson
>*TV turns on*
>News just in that The Carpenter has dropped out of the race, due to, in her words "Not worth it to be roasted alive by that Fire Bitch. I never even signed up for the contest."
>She has been replaced by... Lady Deadpool! Best of luck to the new 21st place contestant
>*TV turns off*
Jordan Foster
>Smacks with cane
Neyah took care of that moronic, whatever he is.
YES I WILL TAKE CARE OF WHO HURT SHREDDER, THIS DEVILMAN WILL KNOW WHAT TRUE EVIL IS NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
CANT WIN THEM ALL, DONT FEEL BAD EVILYN COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT IN.
Chase Stewart
Fuck outa here meme lord
Samuel Bailey
Did he give you the Lantern needed to recharge it? He does that occasionally, when they go to space they lose power and then their blood boils due to lack of oxygen
Jose Russell
Yes, but less gave and more stole. I remembered speaking to Hal when we had him prisoner and Hand Bannana was having fun with him, he told about the rings and lanterns. Sinestro is wrapped up in World of Warcraft, he didn't even notice me taking the lantern and his Mountain Dew when I sneaked into his room. Worst part, I listened to the messages, it's just him trying to get more people to play with him on WoW. Ridiculous if you ask me.
William Myers
Are you *Sure*? I mean he leaves around fake lanterns so people kill themselves by accident so the ring will feed off their fear as they die so he spends less time recharging. I mean, he's booby trapped his regular one just to be sure. nd he can teleport them back just in case
Jonathan Rogers
I'm sure. I've been using this for over a week now. The ring would of lost power shortly after the failed assault on Japan if the lantern was booby trapped, which means the charging is working. I don't think you understand how wrapped up in WoW Sinsestro is right now. It's like crack addiction bad for him, and he's trying to lure others into it. I will admit though, it's far easier to terrorize people with the ring.
Dominic Martin
Well that's good to know. It'd suck if it just flew off your finger right now since both of us are a few clicks off the gr-*The ring flies off Azula's finger*
Daniel Butler
Skeletor, it's not a surprise a villain like you would be attracted to the Legion of Doom! You and your friends' plans stop here.
Parker Johnson
Blot squish Human.
Ayden Jenkins
1. Who hired the stripper
2. How much for him to toss my salad
3. Fuck you Cobblepot its my hat now
4. Next time Crazy Quilt, next time
5. C'mon you know non of the guys I've been killing will stay dead, I mean how many times have we seen someone die just to have them come back a week later?
Henry Peterson
Jackal's dead
Was anyone disappointed by what they found in his storage units? All I got was this clone of some blonde girl. Nice and all, a little airheaded but she can look after the house pretty well. Gonna knock her up soon
Cooper Cooper
I don't know which of Skeletor's henchmen you are but you better stay back or I'll shine this flashlight into your eyes.
That goes for you too.
Aiden Young
HEY WE GOT A SITUATION!!!
I went back to the cafeteria to get things ready for the lunch rush and there was a blinding light and next thing I know all the food we had in the Hall of Doom was replaced with a shit-ton of wonderbread and corned beef hash!
Owen Campbell
That sounds like- *Looks outside* Oh shit! He's back! He's cut down all the swamp trees!
Nathaniel Adams
Henchman?! Try coworker, now stop shining that thing in my eyes or else
Michael Peterson
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR SUSTENANCE! THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL OUR FORCES THROUGH MALNOURISHMENT!
More reason to call that therapist I’ve been talking about.
ETERNIAN! YOU WILL FALL BY MY HAND! THIS I COMMAND!
Ryder Scott
Guys! We have a problem, it's Murrlogic! He's outside!
Grayson Flores
Oh no!
Adam Mitchell
GET AWAY FROM ME, GORILLA!
>ETERNIAN! YOU WILL FALL BY MY HAND! THIS I COMMAND!
His words...rhyming...can't focus...must regain strength...
>Fade to black
>Corporate-mandated PSA plays
Hello kids, in this episode I attempted to stop a gorilla by shining a flashlight in his eyes. In real life this would be a bad idea as it would most likely cause him to rage. Remember to respect all members of the animal kingdom and you too can have the power!
>HE-MAN
>Credits play
Christopher Peterson
Soooo the next LOD thread is gonna be the legion defending Iowa from murrlogic?
Jaxson Baker
SHUT UP, Or I'll pingas your ass.
Nolan Hill
And therapy
Parker Brown
NOOO! NOT HEROES WHO TOUT PSAs! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ian Morgan
What? Did image limit increase?
Aaron Jones
Let's see.
Brayden Allen
How?
Easton Price
Who dares impersonate the enslaved of worlds