Starfleet seems too stuffy and conservative to provide trademarked skintight form-fitting sleepwear

Starfleet seems too stuffy and conservative to provide trademarked skintight form-fitting sleepwear.

Also Gaila really needs to stop bringing random guys back to their dorm room. It's inconsiderate.

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i was having an argument you dumb cuck

>not even the slightest bit muscular
What the fuck, gross.

>stuffy and conservative
>dresses its female members in literal miniskirts

yeah? conservative men view women as purely decorative

Everyone gets miniskirts in the future.

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>miniskirts
whenever I'm at cons, the old guard Trekkies assure me that in the 1960s, miniskirts were a feminist statement of protest. And it makes sense considering the dress codes in schools and workplaces of the time. (remember the original Hair Spray movie where they brought out rulers to measure skirt length?) Same thing happened in the 1920s with flappers.

Conservative ideology says women who wear revealing clothes are trying to distract and corrupt men. From the imams of Saudi Arabia to the churches of the South to the chuds of /pol/ and the incels of /r9k/, conservatives are always condemning women who flaunt their sexuality in public, even as they consume the most degrading pornography in private -- PornHub gets the most traffic from Utah, after all. "put on your burqa and send me ur nudes" it's not a contradiction when you realize that the common theme is obedience: "obey the party/church until you have a man to obey."

people wouldn't have this discussion in France.

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Why is Uhura so hot bros?

Women are for being thrown around by men, not the opposite.

She's a less bitchy Lana.
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...slightly less bitchy.

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also, surprised nobody has been slutting up the thread with lore about Orion slave trading and the pheromones that bend men to their will...

it was only briefly mentioned on TOS, there was a whole episode about it on Enterprise, aaaand then a fan production made this episode called Lolani: youtube.com/watch?v=4mOpmIFTxkE

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>conservative
They are a literal left wing socialist "paradise"

>people wouldn't have this discussion in France
Give it ten years.

You know fit girls are like 120-130lbs, right? If you can't throw that around you need to hit the gym asap.

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>Starfleet seems too stuffy and conservative to provide trademarked skintight form-fitting sleepwear.
Must be off-brand then.

They have access to replicators. I'm pretty sure they can just design and make their own...

Deluded hedonists desperate to dehumanize people they don’t like.

to be fair, most armies have a merch shop.

>You know fit girls are like 120-130lbs, right?
i bet Ensign Tilly is 140 at least. and she's the one I want.

(Star Trek finally figured out that nerds are into redheads with a few extra pounds, self esteem issues, and so smart that it's a little scary like if you piss her off she'll make nanites eat your balls.)

why wouldn't she be?

ever see Star Trek 5? She lured a bunch of guys out of guard duty with a fan dance when she was like 60. and these are guys who had access to three-breasted catgirls.

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Now conservatives are laidback and liberals the stuffy prudish ones.

>that NX-01 refit in the background

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>France
>Not Cheeselamabad
>Never were the stinky frenchies prudish
Stares in Hellfire

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