Is Slave Leia even a thing in modern day Star Wars?

Gotta go with George. No underpants in a galaxy far far away.

Something wrong with your computer that it won't let you use google? Have you tried Bing?

And she's a bitchy idiot. Shocker.

Though it seems they may have loosened up

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Until Disney inevitably remakes Episodes 4, 5 and 6 with younger actors and removes all of the "problematic" content like Leia's slave costume, Leia kissing Luke and there not being enough women and people of color in the Rebellion.

Not bad still changing a it too much for expediency.

But overall fine.

The Jabba will be paying reparations for centuries.

He's dead. Hutts don't give a shit

Disney can barely release Star Wars movies now at this point and ep 9 is the make or break it for the new trilogy there planning of anything they did not want to give Star Wars a “break” or “time to heal”

And Game of Thrones fucks up the future

Doubtful, even Bob Iger realized how Kathleen Kennedy basically poisoned the brand.

>they did not want to give Star Wars a “break” or “time to heal”

But that's exactly what they’re doing, though. The next trilogy will be out in three years. They could easily start it next year if they wanted to, but they new they needed to have a break.

Luke would have worn it better.

Fuck off

Someone post that slave Luke picture based on this style

Begone trap lover

And yet he's not only kept her on but extended her contract

I was always skeptical of this because Campbell has been the only source for it, and even he's a second-hand source because it's a "I heard from someone" situation.

Yeah it’s what they’re doing but you can bet that not what they wanted to do they’re billion dollar investments being delegated to a cash cow for streaming shows and they’re stuck with some of the most disappointing minders directors today, who would’ve though subverting expectations doesn’t make something good or even smart they were completely confident in this shit but now have a dying franchise

Actually not surprising nor is it really a good sign, they didn’t ditch her because there still in the middle of the ST trilogy and literally no one else will take the job and studios keep tons of garbage people like her I’m charge but in kk case no one else was going to do it and no one really stood out and gave her any public approval

Plus we only know her contract was extended because her people leaked it to the press.

Jesus Christ imagine feeling this persecuted over Hollywood movies.

>and literally no one else will take the job
This is Disney. If they can't find a volunteer they'll appoint someone.

Leia's slave outfit will never be allowed to see the light of day again because DI$NEY only cares about pandering to SJWs and pushing Kennedy's feminist agenda, anything that could appeal to white males is now forbidden

Disney isn’t an all powerful and can’t just create a perfect corporate figure from pure synergy everyone even JJ knows that ST is such a shit shows that no one wants to run Lucasfilm and rather do Mcu or something

Didn’t someone draw a slave Luke outfit

>can’t just create a perfect corporate figure from pure synergy
They don't need to, there's plenty within the hierarchy already. They don't need to be perfect, they just need to be pliable.

Really isn’t that simple you can’t just put some yes man in charge because you need someone who knows what there doing Kennedy just isn’t it

In inevitable remake of RoTJ she gonna be a dominatrix.

Read the thread Disney fucked up to even dream of remaking the OT

>because you need someone who knows what there doing
But isn't your entire argument that Disney isn't doing this to begin with? If they don't feel Kennedy is doing it, why bother keeping her? Apparently no other candidate is as good as she is, by your logic.

Because you say so?

I don't think the dude with the run-on sentences is thinking any of this through.

It’s not the matter if she’s good or not even Disney can just drop someone like kk for no solid reason it looks bad and sends a message that the movies are fucked it’s smarter to just let her finish her shit and move on plus like I’ve said no one else wants to take the fucking job

I think his argument is that Disney is keeping Kennedy because they have yet to find the perfect person for the role, which is retarded because that has never stopped them before.

Don't get me wrong, I don't think Kennedy is right for the job either and I have no idea why she's being kept on, but "because they haven't found the perfect person to replace her!" isn't the reason.

>can just drop someone like kk for no solid reason
A Star Wars movie bombed. Disney has dropped people for less, dude.

Women should never be allowed near Star Wars. There is no arguing this.

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>Complaining about things that didn't happen

Have you considered a Lobotomy?

I feel like the only person who thought that bikini was ugly as hell and slave Leia was unattractive

That's because you are. Now you must be assassinated.

Women should be controlled in most aspects of their existence. Unironically and without any sort of hostility, they are confounding in everything they touch that isn't the traditional roles they've had for hundred of years. We're all different for a reason, and we tried meddling in things we shouldn't. Clearly, it's failed, and society needs to be restructured to a restorative path. Not some recursive of what we lost, but a passionate youthful structure of new-primality, brutal and beautiful, bloody and brilliant.

The outfit doesn't really fit into Disney's idea of kid-friendly, which means Disney probably would have kept it from seeing the light of day again even if they never went SJW

>anything that could appeal to white males is now forbidden
>white males
Why do people assume only white males love that costume? How about non-white males? []Because I guarantee you though, that we don't like this PC-non-sexualized shit anymore than you do and I'd love more slave girls in my Star Wars[]

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Fuck me I messed up the spoilers. I need to go to bed.

>How about non-white males?
Nobody gives a shit what niggers want

Chewie's got better legs for it.

>white males

SEETHING

Disney doesn't care and Rian Johnson still having his movies is proof enough.

Yes, because getting limbs cut off and being impaled by lightsabers is right?

Hit ctrl s next time user instead of typing it out. You're welcome.

Is he? I thought they confirmed the GoT guys were doing the trilogy that just got announced.

Hackleen Kennedy still directs Star Wars with his cuck enablers so nope

L-lewd

>non-white
Yeah, well... who cares about you, boy?

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Yeah. We knew Rian was getting a trilogy and Benioff and Weiss were getting one. Their trilogy is the one that we now have scheduled for 2022, Rian's hasn't had any news since it was announced and may or may not still be going through.

This, they are pandering to white liberals not colored folk, in the same way Japanese pander to fujos and not actual faggots. There's more of them than they are of the other group.

You are literally the gayest person since the gays came to gaytown.
Prime young Carrie Fisher was amazing, before all the coke ruined her.

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This guy nailed it on all counts

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Carrie was a butterface
still would enslave

This, but unironically.

Women are stupid niggers they like to think they're independent but you say a few nice things and buy them dinner they'll suck your cock and call you daddy and still think they're a strong independent woman

she is the only reason why star wars is popular

Kids can see more nudity on the beach.

Piss off, we all know R2 would have worn it best.

>Have you considered a Lobotomy?

Yeah, I have most of their games. Quake on the Sega Saturn was a real tour de force, shame they ended up losing money on it.

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And yet you still haven't gotten one to fuck you

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I hate women because theyre easy you coping whore go back to sucking dick and drinking pumpkin spice latte

Who else loved the shit out of Return of the Jedi as a kid because of this costume? It gave me raging boners long before I reached puberty, or knew what sex was.

The Kotor comic was originally published by Dark Horse, but reprint omnibuses were done by Marvel/Disney. Does anyone know if they censored pic related, or did it fly under the radar? I'm glad I got the tpbs from before the switch.

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the comic was always better than the game
also legacy was pretty fun

>Noelle Stevenson
gas her already

why would one want more women involved?

>strangling jabba isn't her 'one thing'
This is so dumb. It's like complaining that Vader uses the force all the time but most people just remember the choking. Killing a major miniboss in a protracted and unique death scene is gonna be way more memorable than Leia blowing away another random stormtrooper. Most people who aren't big nerds into star wars will naturally just remember the memorable bits.

>three years
nowhere near enough time

not censored

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>Slave Leia
Tbh famalam she's too old for my taste

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>women aren't defined by sex, you bigot
>btw why are you a virgin? :^)

Post more characters in Slave Leia outfits

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Why would they censor the precious spess muttie qt?

>actually believing this

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Not only Slave Leia, they're doing the same thing with Marvel comics.

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Will we ever see Rey in the slave outfit?

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>Why would they censor the precious spess muttie qt?
Hot alien girls have been banned from Star Wars, even if they're badass and competent at the same time, like her. In that arc, she's lied to and kept as a prisoner/guest in a gilded cage and get's a harem outfit as a gift which she wears willingly. Can't have that in the current year.
You already know the answer to that question Only in fanart

this. what a stupid fucking question. No, the Disney SJW boogeymen didn't go and take slave Leia out of ROTJ.

Bless the artists who try so hard to make Rey look sexy

There was for about half a second in her Galaxy of Adventures video

I bet the outfit scares Daisy

Gotchu fampai

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Ummm sweetie we call that costume 'Jabba Slayer Leia' now...

[seriously...they are calling it that]

Whatever makes them feel better marketing merch of it instead of trying to bury it.

>imagine caring about your culture and not wanting it overwritten by politics fags

fuck off, shitcunt.

yes, but only so she can kill the fat slimy patriarchy with her chains of oppression

>implying anything he said is improbable

we're on a very wet slope slanting shitward.

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>dead Spaced out Spiced up junkie cum slugslut
Ftfy

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Kori was a slave to the Dominators iirc. Where did the slave princess (in space) trope originate? Was it George Lucas' idea or does it go back to ancient times where storytelling is concerned?

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J Scott is such a hack. He definitely went to marvel and said
>HEEEYYY GUYZ HERE ARE A BUNCH OF MARVEL GIRLS IN SLAVE LEIA OUTFITS, PAY ME AND LET'S SELL SOME VARIANTS
and they told him to fuck off.

Major media companies pandering hard as fuck to china, for one?

She still looked hot after the coke it was the plastic surgery that truly ruined her

What? All those characters (except maybe Psylock, I heard something happened to her) are still around.

>Where did the slave princess (in space) trope originate?
In early 20th century science fiction novella and again in the 60s and 70s thanks to heavy metal and Heavy Metal my dude
There's even a subculture dedicated to a series of novels from the 60s about it

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>my dude
kys

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>There's even a subculture dedicated to a series of novels from the 60s about it

Gor novels?

Dejah Thoris from John Carter was the OG space princess from science fiction. If you thought what Jabba did to Leia was problematic, wait until you see what happened to Dejah
>nearly raped by a Green Martian
>almost forced into marriage by each book's individual villains
>kidnapped by alien Muslims
>forced into an harem at some point

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Gor has the worst fandom. It's all fat unattractive people in bondage gear that they made themselves from components that they bought at Walmart.

Take away the bondage gear part and that sounds like a lot of cosplayers.

It's only a matter of time before they do. Kathleen Kennedy is on a quest to destroy everything that white males love. This is fact.

Interesting, what era/year are these from?

Like it matters.
Star Wars was always the most normie sci fi series in existence, with one of the most autistic fan bases to soil the earth.

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They are just never feature it again, silly Goy.

But they already have
youtube.com/watch?v=z-g4YH-2X_k

107 years ago. Not kidding.
... you seriously havent heard of Edgar Rice Burroughs? Creator of Tarzan?

This only happened because the animators snuck it in without Disney's approval.

Not after purity culture prudes took over and sank the franchise

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Heard of Tarzan as an old novel, not of the author. Does it happen in comics as well? I always see some Dejah Toris stuff in bargain boxes at cons but I've never picked anything up.

>only referenced in past stuff rather than featuring it in the future ever again.
I can tell when someone is a desperate KK shill or her payroll.

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I've only read the books so I really can't say.

>that cover
I didn't notice before, but they sorta look like Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher.

Proof?

>takes up half the damn video
>im-fucking-plying nobody checking it off saw it
holy shit you guys are retarded

I'm not even sure what you're trying to say. Why wouldn't it be referenced in the media looking at the past? Leia only wore it once.

Agreed; women should be in charge of the home, finances, and town life. Men are too temperamental for women's work. Thank the gods that divorce has been allowed again after centuries of Christian nonsense about how a man has the "right" to treat "his" woman how he wants. If only we could restore the old laws and have rapists outlawed and molesters de-handed.

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Slatterns are easy: women are hard.

All of her other costumes in the movie were cuter.

Rey is such a repulsive character that even porn artists can't salvage her.

Why did so many people jerk it to Slave Leia

It’s just a girl in a bikini, cmon

Piss off, cuck. Men can do anything women can do.

When it's her only design in the entire video and she's a crucial character? How stupid are you?

that hand is FUCKED up it looks like a morphed foot

it's a good bikini though

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How stupid are you that you think Disney, who has officially banned all depictions of slave Leia, would bother to notice what fan animators were doing in a series of cheap youtube videos? How fucking retarded are you?

...s-sauce?

And a good girl.

>fan animators
Holy fucking shit

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>supposedly banned all depictions of slave leia
>doesn't bother to actually check in with their animation department to make sure they aren't still depicting it
are you like actually able to think about anything you're saying?

Men cannot give birth. They give the seed, but it is the woman who can bear it. The Gods made men and women different, and we must live our lives differently, in accordance with our natures. The men hunt and fight, and the women keep the fields, the home, and the purse.
It is you who will wear the cuckold's horns if you think so shallowly about matters of men and women.

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>Disney, who has officially banned all depictions of slave Leia
>Disney officially releases a depiction of Slave Leia
Pick one and only one

It's from a time before the internet, so it has a certain 'primordial' lewdness to it, I think. The trope of a hot princess being reduced to slave eye candy in a space criminal's harem also.

You really think a giant company like Disney can oversee everything? You really think animators rebelling against their mandates can't sneak shit in, knowing full well that the Lidless Eye of Disney will overlook minor shorts that aren't even airing on tv? Is this entire thread just populated by NPC brainlets?

Even WITH the bondage part it sounds like a lot of cosplayers and furries

>disney, a multi-billion dollar company, can't afford to hire some schmuck to oversee and approve the two minute long animations they put out
yes, this thread truly is populated by NPC brainlets such as yourself

>You really think a giant company like Disney can oversee everything?
Disney is legendary for their micromanaging. They sacked the author of an obscure tie-in SW book series for having a potty mouth on his twitter (not even for anything in his works). This bait is pathetic even by Yea Forums standards.

>nuh uh you're the npc

Back to plebbit, you SJWs aren't welcomed here. Basic biology proves you wrong.

Because Star Wars is all-ages, so for a lot of kids, this was their first exposure to anything remotely like BDSM.

Lots of kids (boys and girls) had their first stirrings of sexual awakening thanks to that outfit.

hey, buddy, friendo, pal, hombre
have sex

I've had sex many times, and this is why I know the difference between men and women.
If you think men and women can all do the same things, then how about this contest? I shall make love to the nethers of a woman each day for a month, and you to the hindquarters of a man for the same. Whichever results in a child shall be the right one.

Astounding, you have zero idea of how the industry works, you've apparently never even heard of editors and bosses, and yet you're calling other people brainlets.

Animators can sneak in a lewd panel. They can't sneak in an entire cartoon.

Note that while Leia is wearing the slave outfit, at no point does she have any sort of sexy pose in it, and looks pretty pissed off when you first see her in Jabba's harem.

The obvious conclusion is that while Slave Leia will get downplayed, she's not being totally written out of Star Wars canon.

what is this, a goddamn renaissance fair?
quit larping kid, maybe then you'll get laid

I've had sex, silly, that's why I know there's some serious biological differences between men and women.

Dunno who is, I'm the one who made the post you're replying to. But I agree with them, there are things men can do that women can't, and vice versa. And there are definitely fields where on the average men are more suited for than women, and vice versa.

Already have, you witless bastard of a pestilent whore and a six-fingered carpenter. I speak and write how I want and damn the rest; if you had more nerve than a week-old piece of flotsam, you would do the same.

I think the only reason they keep Kennedy on is because ejecting her two films into a trilogy would look really bad and let the mask slip on how poorly managed the Disney SW movies have been so far.
It's basically signaling to the shareholders "HERE! OVER HERE! WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE DOING! START MAKING DECISIONS FOR US BECAUSE WE'RE INCOMPETENT!"and no one wants that. Not SW fans, not Disney, not Iger. Last thing anyone wants is for SW to become design-by-committee trash because the previous manager screwed the pooch.

It might have something to do with how she grunted while choking out a phallic monster.

Who gives a shit, Star Wars is dead

>DISNEY DOESN'T HAVE STANDARDS REEEEEEEEE

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>le ebin sequels are bad meme

t. Reylo

They literally don't, shill

>SJWS
>feminist
>anti white male
I'm so fucking sick of seeing /pol/shit everywhere. user, you can go back to enjoying stuff once you stop giving a shit about all this nonsense.

Yes. Cosplayers galore.

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This.

Luke is far more fair and feminine than his butch sister.

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LOL, go to bed capt. cummings.

The best one

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men aren't allowed to enjoy things

Can we not ignore the possibility of new trilogy characters wearing it? I mean, Snoke already had shiny space pajamas down. This would just be like downgrading from pj pants to boxers.

Olivia Munn wouldn't have a career without this outfit

Wrap it up boys, top pic here

Why would a random scene from an old movie be a 'thing'? She didn't keep being a slave

So I'm going to assume you're underage and don't understand certain iconic things from franchises work. If Boba Fett is a "thing" after having 7 lines of dialogue, I think the skimpy slave dress is going to stand out. It's like a cosplay staple at this point

How about this?

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but why would it be a thing in MODERN Star Wars? She's not gonna appear in a movie or whatever, if only cause dead

Oh that? Yeah it's never going to be referenced in modern Star Wars, unless a joke like "I am NOT wearing that" or something. I'm not even big on Star Wars, but safe assumption no one will ever give a shit about the franchise unless they're talking about the original trilogy

Women don't fuck you son, you fuck them.

>t. virgin

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read. Unironically. There are so many women smarter than you. Most of them if you actually believe this.

user, would you like to be entirely dependent on another human being, to the point where you're basically a man's slave and have no option of escape? Would you happily let him beat and rape you whenever he wants because he knows you have no other means of supporting yourself and no way of getting out?

>Clearly, it's failed

How? Because men are whiny niggers who can't stand letting people have rights for more than 50 years after centuries of getting everything they want?

Raping of spouse is impossible by definition. If you are married, consent is implicit as part of the contract between you. You provide support and financial stability, she provides sexual pleasure. This is how it works, child.

Check'd

What was the response?

And would you be happy taking the role of the woman in this case? Could you honestly say you'd love to be 100% dependent on another human being and be a modern day slave to them?

Thank god we don't have to live like that anymore and actually have fucking freedom. If you hate the world so much as it is then kill yourself.

But that's the thing, I'm NOT a woman. As a man, I know what my role is, and my woman will know what her role is.

I'm asking that you put yourself in women's shoes, you fucking dolt. Your dodging clearly shows that you wouldn't want to be forced in that position, then don't force it on others.

And my response to you, you sniveling child, is that I don't have to put myself in a woman's shoes. Had I been born a woman I would be content to provide sexual favors for a man who is providing for me.

You're just adorable. Why don't you go sit at the card table and have cookies and juice with the other kids?

see

>Had I been born a woman I would be content to provide sexual favors for a man who is providing for me.

No you wouldn't, faggot. Most women aren't content with this shit, no human who isn't a pathetic troglodyte or child is content being a slave.

How is a pre-determined contract slavery? The woman is not forced to marry, she isn't enslaved and you're a lying little shit for trying to imply marriage is slavery. Marriage is an equal agreement, both sides fulfill their end of the contract. The man provides, and so too does the woman. I know this is hard for your feeble little liberal mind to grasp, but please try to comprehend. Your brain needs the exercise.

>The woman is not forced to marry

But they were. They had no other means of support and had to get married to even fucking live. And you want to force them back into that position. There's nothing equal about forcing another human to be completely at your mercy and dependent on you or else they're fucked. I know empathy is completely lost on tradtards like yourself, but stop being obtuse.

>no Esmeralda

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Well this thread certainly went places.

Yes, a bunch of bleeding hearts came out of the woodwork to cry and scream that a woman should be given shelter and provision and that a husband should never get anything in return. They whine that marriage is slavery, and yet in their ideal version it is the man who is enslaved, forced to work and provide for a woman who in turn has no obligation to give him anything in return. This is the society we live in now. This is how Western Civilization falls.

Cuck, go back to your safespace faggot

>Noelle Stevenson
That she’s going to die sad and alone gives me hope for the world.

The ideal version is to let people have the freedom to choose what they want, not go back to a society where we handicapped half the human population and forced them to be completely reliant on another human being. If you don't like how things are now then just do what men do best and kill yourself, nigger.

>we will never get a competently made John Carter of Mars animated series
Angrier than I should be. Least we have that weird ERBzine one

The early Gor novels, while mediocre planetary romance, were head and shoulders above what came after Book 6. That's where the bulk of the slavegirl/bondage drek in the series comes from. I hate the way John Norman ruined Gor.

>Least we have that weird ERBzine one

So much bush. Huge nipples. Green Martian slits. Huge uncircumcised cocks. It's fucking glorious.

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Who even is she?

>that interview where Carrie warns Daisy Ridley about what fans will fantasize about

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>here we handicapped half the human population and forced them to be completely reliant on another human being.
Oh yes because replacing men with the government and corporations is so much better yes women are so free and liberated in the modern era

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>You really think a giant company like Disney can oversee everything

Disney has gone after daycare centers for having cut-outs of their characters decorating the walls. You bet they'd notice. They probably have more lawyers at their command than the entire Eastern Seaboard.

>Where da women at
Just kidding, you're correct. But people who care about representation by race don't believe non-whites to have agency.

Wot?

>black people who want to see more black people don't believe black people to have agency
Okay

niggers can be white too

What happened to /swco/ ? I liked those

I don't remember the exact exchange, but it was something like:
"What will I tell my daughter?"
"Tell her an ugly alien slug made me wear it, and I didn't like it, so I killed him."