Serious question: Would Hank have voted for Trump back in 2016?

Serious question: Would Hank have voted for Trump back in 2016?

It's kind of interesting to think about because Hank is viewed as a rational and traditional man, but I'd say he's pretty good at recognizing jackasses, with the exception of Buck. I almost feel like Hank would probably come around against him but you'd have someone like Kahn be in big support for Trump.

In general, how do you think the KotH cast would handle politics today? Would Peggy be an obnoxious "I'm with HER it was HER chance" type of person? Would Dale become even more of an Alex Jones parody than he actual is (this is actually true, look it up). How would Bobby's character work in a social media age?

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Hank would have spent the first act talking about Trump was going to make America great again and focusing on American jobs and making propane great again. Dale would spend the first act becoming more and more deluded to the point he thinks Khan and Minh are illegals.
Act 2 is Peggy's story about how she does not like that man Donald Trump.
Act 2 would have Dale and Hank at ends as their friendship slowly falls apart. Dale doesn't want his wife's son near Connie, Hank thinks they should keep the kids out of the politics.
Act 3 starts with Peggy encouraging Hank to talk things out with Dale and give him a chance.
Dale ultimately relents when he realizes that his wife's son is in danger and Khan saved his life.

Bobby would most likely just dress up like a girl or some shit for his "comedy"

I think he would have a lot of problems with Trump, not agree with everything. But then his only other choice would be Hillary, really. I dont think he would ever skip voting so he would vote Trump after some inner conflicts.

Hank Would have wrote in Cruz.

>hank
>voting for a man from new york
He would be a Cruz Missile.

I think Hank would be on board with focusing on American jobs and making America great, but he'd probably draw the line at racism given that dog episode. I could definitely see Dale becoming woken up in racist immigrant propoganda somehow though, it'd be funny if he just ignored Joseph and Octavio.

Forgot to add that in the end he'd vote Hillary for the simple reason of he realizes she's the career politician and knows what she's doing.
He'd eventually see Trump as a businessman like Buck and realize after a chat with Buck that since Buck would be a terrible president, so would Trump

An episode where Joseph's awkwardness with girls and the fact that his dad is the leader of the local NRA chapter would make for a potentially funny mock school shooter episode.

Despite probably not liking Trump so much for various reasons, Hank would ultimately decide to vote for him just to prevent Hillary from winning. He could have written in Ted Cruz or someone else, but realizes that it will result in a wasted vote that could have been much more useful to stop a Clinton presidency.
So in the end, he would view his vote not as a vote for Trump, but a vote against Hillary.

What do you think Hank would think of Bernie?

I think he'd initially not like him on the notions of "bwwwah, he's a socialist!!". But maybe come around on the fact that Bernie is all about being virtuous and his long history with social justice and wanting more money to go towards american jobs and education.

I'm drunk bur bear with me. Dale doesn't vote, as he;s aware that the president is really selected 8 months before in a, I don't know, something weird and dale esque. alien washing machine or something.
Peggy backs Hilary with all the HER TURN stuff, Khan and/or minh are trumpeters to provide some plot there.
Hank is conflcited, he doesn't like Trump but would die before voting democrat. He initially decides to abstain, but after some passionate and inspiring words from Boomhauer decides it's his civic duty as a texan and heads to the polls. We don't know who he votes for because of boomhauer unintelligibly reasons.
Meanwhile, in the B plot, Bill sees how Trump is a success despite being bald and fat, and decides to emulate him by being a general asshole. Initially this works out for bill (though it's more due to his self-confidence as a placebo shit than the emulation) but then he get's arrested for sexual assault. or he finds a woman that likes it and turns out to be too sexually aggressive for bill to hablde. i dunno.
also bobby gets leukemia.

I think the problem is that a lot of people don't get that Hank is always capable of changing his mind.

If he had a choice, he'd most likely go with Bernie on the idea that he's the most neutral and a man.
He'd be against Hillary simply because she's a woman. I imagine he'd be for Trump at first but the plotline I mentioned with him and Dale falling out with have him see how dangerous Trump is (at least in the context of the plot - let's not bring in left/right politics) if someone like Dale listens to him.

Bernie would be mocked at first but he'd come to his sense and vote for him, maybe something to do with Luanne saying she;d go to college if she had the money which Bernie's plan would enable her to, meaning she'd get a better job and move out, making Hank happy enough to vote for him.
It sounds crazy but this is Hank - he'd do it happily

But you also need to remember that Hank only has is ideal conservative notions. If anything, Dale would be seen as the stereotypical right wing nut job and Hank is just "well they have good values but they go about them the wrong way"

Bill would probably be the Berniefag who'd donate half his income to him because he seemed like a nice guy.

>But maybe come around on the fact that Bernie is all about being virtuous and his long history with social justice and wanting more money to go towards american jobs and education.
Do you actually believe that shit?

Joseph is white you dumb fuck

I love the Bill plotline. Hank's vote being anonymous is a good way to write it too.
Yeah Hank and Dale are good parallels for the good and bad of the right.
You can look it up if you want, I'm not really here to argue politics.


Anyways guys do you think Bobby would follow Logan or Jake Paul.

Well considering how hipsters have infected everything with their "Orange man bad" bullshit, Hank would just vote Trump just to say fuck you to them. Pretty much how Trump won anyway, I voted for that reason primarily. As for the rest of the cast, Dale would get so much support as thanks to the internet and things like Project Veritas his conspiracy theories start to become more believable as more things are revealed to true like the rapes in Europe by migrants being covered up the government. He would get deplatformed like Alex Jones did, but that would just make him a martyr as even people who didn't like him would defend his right to free speech. I hope Koth comes back, but since Disney owns Fox now I doubt they would let it happen.

No. Hank would despise Trump before even getting into Politics, Trump is literally an obnoxious New Yorker who gets off on riling people up and is generally just a slimy/scummy dude. Hank would hate him purely on character and probably would've voted for that Third Party guy that was popular in the south.

Peggy would be a Hildawg. I could see Bill a plot where he's caught up in a sense of belonging between both camps until it's revealed he's been flip flopping between groups just to feel wanted and both reject him. Boomhauer would've had very strong political opinions which the viewer can't understand but the rest of the cast alludes to as making a lot of sense for him. I can't really think of a plot for Bobby that isn't a retread of older plots like either where he gets involved with the Protesters and they start a riot because they're just dumb angry kids or he goes on the Internet and starts spouting racist memes he thought was funny because they were on the internet.

Joseph when he hits his stride in high school will be a pussy magnet, he's a star quarterback with John Redcorns physique.

>fat amerimutts vote not for who is the best perrson for the job but who will piss off the other side the most
yikes cant wait till iran nukes you guys

Bobby shows Hank Pepe memes and Hank shudders in disgust.

Nah that user is just bitter, and also doesn't understand Hank's character. Hank is a by the rules boyscout, there's no way he'd vote out of spite. It'd have to be based off of "I like the man" or his credentials.

Iran will target our handlers first.

Hank is based and redpilled, so he would of voted for Trump.

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I feel like we are neglecting Lucky and Luanne, who would they vote for?

>Well considering how hipsters have infected everything with their "Orange man bad" bullshit, Hank would just vote Trump just to say fuck you to them. Pretty much how Trump won anyway, I voted for that reason primarily
Hank is not as stupid and petty as you. He'd mlst likely vote 3rd party or write in a sensible person as a candidate

We’re talking about a man that had his confidence shaken in a presidential candidate due to a fucking HANDSHAKE.

Less than a third of what Trump said on the campaign trail would have gotten him axed from Hank’s mind. He’d agree with his polices, of course, but Hank is such a fucking Boy Scout that Trump’s antics on stage is too much for Hank. He sure as hell wouldn’t openly support the man, but he’d vote for him once to fulfill his civic duty. I can’t see him voting for Clinton, despite also not him buying into the whole Benghazi debacle and “muh emails”, she’s a democrat and I don’t remember her offering much leeway for republicans so that Hank would have a reason to vote outside his party. He might go libertarian, which is the only way I can see him reconciling his politics with his morals. Otherwise, Hank is a party man, but, unlike most Americans, he doesn’t boast his politics and act like a dick about it. He votes, he pays his taxes, he’s an honest citizen. Expecting anything more from him as “character development” is stupid, as his character has already reached its zenith.

In real life, a man like Hank woulf vote for Trump, yes. In the show, the'd probably create like a third party that seems appealing but turns out to be crazy or something.

>Hank wouldn't like Trump because he's a showboaty millionaire. he didn't like bush because of his handshake, you can bet he'd hate trump's weak handshake
>Peggy wouldn't like Hillary, but rather she'd constantly talk about how she herself would be a better president.
>Dale laughs at the breakdown of american politics, not buying into it all as one of his predictions actually came true

Early seasons Luanne would've totally voted for Bernie, she seemed more aware of her surroundings and wanted to pursue something greater. Later seasons she would've definitely went for Hillary because Luanne is easily tricked and likes listening to other women.

Lucky is a real grab bag in that he's kind of dumb but he has that sort of redneck virtuoso intellect. It's sort of hard to figure out who'd strike his fancy the most. I want to say he'd be entranced by the socialist "gibs" of progressive candidates like Bernie, but I doubt Lucky would even pay that much attention to politics. Trump's primary voterbase was filled with kind of simple minded people like Lucky, so I'm almost certain he'd probably drink the koolaid on that one.

You're right on everything except "agreeing on his policies". Trump's policies have only harmed the farmers and regular honest working folk that Hank Hill idolizes, and everything else boils down to hating Mexicans, which Hank Hill simply doesn't.

Hank would never use his vote just for the purposes of making other people angry.

>Would Hank have voted for Trump back in 2016?
No.
Hank Hill could barely stomach voting for Bush because his handshake was bad.
Hank Hill could never accept a 1) fat cat 2) New Yorker 3) who cheated on most of his wives 4) while they were pregnant 5) who is scared of a bald eagle.

Hank wouldn't vote for Trump simply because he would see how it affects people like Dale if they listened to Trump's build a wall speech

He would deem it unpatriotic and vote somewhere else

This isn't fucking hard. Hank isn't a stereotype of a conservative.
He wants to be but ultimately he's pretty moderate in his leanings.

Thank god the show ended before we got clown world. It would have had to change to become an entirely different show to stay relevant and it would have ruined the show. Hank would freak out at the state of the current year.

Like many republicans did that year, Hank would've stayed home.

>hipsters REEEEE

6) and eats his steak well-done with ketchup, which I know is especially offensive to Hank Hill.

He probably just wouldn't vote for either one. To vote for someone just because is the same as wasting a vote.

Only man I see Hank voting for is a good Christian Texan fella.

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He didn't like W. He would have despised Jeb.

Jeb probably has a better handshake.

You reallythink they'd try to attack Saudi Arabia?

Nah, W was an asinine bozo. Jeb's a good ole boy. Hank would have liked Jeb.

Kahn for Trump doesn't seem like it makes much sense politically, but Kahn does like rich wise-talking assholes, so that's definitely a possibility.

How would Kahn view immigration is the big argument there I guess. To me he'd probably be mad about illegal immigrants because he immigrated the legal way and would hold people to the standard of remembering all the presidents.

How old are you?

>Hank Hill
>Voting for a man who eats his steaks well-done.

He'd be voting Libertarian.

Obviously Kahn is voting Trump, there's no argument there. He'd see him as a hero and an idol.
He'd view immigrants in the same way he views everyone else: if you're lazy, you're useless, regardless of race or immigration status

You can look up videos of him talking about reducing military spending and putting it back into american jobs and education from like ... 30 years ago. This isn't hard to dispute, he was outspoken against NAFTA too.

I could see an episode where Kahn goes all-in on Trump and then attends rallies where he's given the cold shoulder or outright rejected by racists and tries to go "no wait, I'm one of the good ones!"

they're dead, user

Kahn definitely strikes me as a pull-the-ladder-up kind of immigrant.

"I can't get into nine rivers, I can't get into Trump Rally! What gives Mihn?!?"

There's more candidates than Trump or Hillary.

>Kahn gets beat up by some overzealous white nationalist and told to go back to China
>the next day wanders into the alley with the guys, carrying the MAGA hat he had previously been wearing with pride and sporting a black eye
>Hank: So uh, I guess the rally didn't go well huh?
>Kahn: No, not so good. Hillbillies still think I'm Chinese illegal, I try to tell them I came legally, I hate illegals like they do, but they won't listen.
>Hank: You know Kahn, maybe it's not such a good thing to base your support entirely on one thing.
>Kahn: Oh yeah? Who Hank Hill voting for then?
>Hank: (sigh) Against my better judgement I'm probably going to vote for Hillary. I'm not happy about it but you have to look at all of the issues.
>Kahn: Voting for Hillary huh? WELL I SAY LOCK HER UP! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>Kahn puts the MAGA hat back on
>Kahn: SCREW YOU! I MORE AMERICAN THAN YOU! BUILD THE WALL!
>Kahn walks off still spouting campaign catchphrases
>Bill: Well you know Hank, if it bothers you to vote for her, you still have time to decide. P-personally I think we need a good, strong woman in the white house, one with perfect hair who fills out those pantsuits so elegantly...
>Hank sighs again
>Hank: I want 2016 to be over.

GO AHEAD, THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY!

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"HANK, WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU VOTING FOR A DAMN WOMEN?"

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>he gets confronted by some protesters calling him an uncle too and peltis him with an egg
>he throat punches one
>seeing this the magapedes call him their Asian
>however Kahn tells them to go fuck themselves and says hell bote for someone he can depend on
>in the voting booth he smugly types in his own name, only to let out a sigh when he can only type out "Kahn Soupanous"

>Hank: Oh god, how did he even find out?
>Dale: IT'S TRUE, HE'S VOTING FOR HILLARY JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU, COLONEL!
>Hank: Got dang it, Dale

We've been over this, user.

He would write in John Wayne.

Man, that put a smile on my face.

We need this show back.

Man Cotton would really like Trump, wouldn't he? It wouldn't even take much either, literally just MAGA and the fact that he's also a womanizer.

Hank was going to abstain from voting because his choice (Dubya of all people,) had a limp handshake.

His pride would probably force him to vote, either with a write in or reluctantly for Trump. Despite being a reality show jackass from New York, he did promise to put America first, reopen factories, etc.

Hank doesn't worship Israel like Trump and his followers do so no he definitely wouldn't vote for Trump.

I'm glad KotH ended when it did.

>Despite being a reality show jackass from New York, he did promise to put America first, reopen factories, etc.
While this is true I think Hank would see him for the wheeling dealing con man he is, given that Trump has a lot in common with Buck. More than likely he'd vote third party just for the sake of voting or write in someone.

I think Cotton would go the other way and hate him for being a Draft Dodging Yankee despite probably agreeing on all his views and lifestyle choices.

Dale wouldn't fall for the racism stuff. His grandmother was Jamaican.

Yeah but Dale would be all about Fake News and Trump's attitude.

Dale doesn't even vote.
I feel like Dale would be an alpha conspiracist and hate Magapedes because they're just too mainstream for his tastes.
>"e-mails, fake news, pft....poseurs, bet they listen to infowars."

Yep that’s dale so far down the rabbit hole he can’t see in front of himself.

Although like the other anons said about Dale not getting caught up in racism is true. He would probably find a way to do so.
Honestly it would be a perfect time for Dale to shine given the fact that this last election has been steeped in conspiracy.
Imagine Dale all hyped up on Pizza Gate

Picture this. He tries to take it to local extremes. imagine John Redcorn trying to take Joseph out for some pizza to try to bond with him while Dale's piecing together all this pizzagate shit.

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Oh man that’s great I’m loving all the ideas in this thread.
I can see Dale falsely accusing Redcorn of trying to groom his son.

Funny thing it autocorrected ideas to Jews when I was typing this out. You know what that means?
It’s confirmed
Would be funny if Bobby stumbled upon Yea Forums too, specially /pol/.

Hank didn't even like Bush Jr because of his handshake. No way in hell would he like Trump