From a Brazilian car commercial

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Not even that.
Brazil is very racially diverse, miscigenation happened very differently than the US, specially on urban or wealthy rural areas.
I'm white-ish (americans always take me for some sort of mediterranean or arab) and am poor, and my best friend is actually whiter and much poorer.

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From a porn comic.

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Doesn't Brazil has a lot of Japanese people?

I cant think of a title

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In some areas. The japanese population in São Paulo is bigger than some other capitals' entire population.
I went to a concert there and stayed with a friend in whose building there was this grocery shop operated by japanese people and everyone but us shopping there were either elder japs or descendants.

Looks like a Soul Calibur character.

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You're thinking of Japan.

>Argentina Es Blanco!

Considering the create-a-character memes I've seen for Soul Calibur 6, it probably is a Soul Calibur character somewhere out there.

Brazil has one of the biggest german descendant populations in South America (Paraguay having the biggest one). that "blonde people only lives in the richest zones " is bullshit.Many of them are working/low class descendants.

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Not what I said at all my dude.

Can I play in your game, user?

Based

>Japanese women getting knocked up and producing voluptuous japanese daughters
Sounds like Heaven.

Who do you want to be? B/c your character is actually gonna be moved forward in a tv show as you play along

thanks

Perú has the bigger japanese inmigration in the region. President Fujimori was second or first generation, if I remember correctly.

sounds like Japan

I got to hit up Brazil sounds like a lot of fun.
Do I have to learn any ooga booga or am I fine speaking human?

I was thinking of being the assistant, but the whole "turns out he's the artifact" thing sounds like too much to handle. So can I be the mercenary?

fpbp

Learn German, they love Germans over there.
They had a friendly football game and everything.

Best girl indeed.

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A lot of Brazilians THINK they understand English. Not a lot do.
You should bring a phrase dictionary at least.

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On biger city centers people speak american and some degree of spanish, but depending on where you are, people WILL try to scam you once they realize you're a foreign tourist, they'll try to scam even other brazilian tourists.

Just go to Okinawa, dude.

Within a few generations Brazil will be a Gooback nation

I n absolute numbers, it is the second country with the largest Japanese population

Sure. The game starts with you getting a new job after fighting off an army of undead men following the Black Death, which in this timeline, was the Zombie Apocalypse.

You've seen your fellow soldiers not only die but turn against you and have felt jaded and removed from the concept of faith.

All you want is to finish this new job, get your money from the weird dying Wizard who hired you, and start your life back home.

You believe that God has left your kingdom and has sent the dead to punish the living.

Only when you meet the priestess do you realize you might be wrong; but her preachyness gets on your nerves, with time being the only factor that allows you to hope and believe in something greater once again.

(you once joined the war against the undead after failing to pull a fabled sword from a stone, which you were supposed to do so as it was prophecied by your family)

Nice

From an English insurance comparer ad

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Voluptuous?

Switch Blue and Yellow faggot

This will be the most emotional campaign I've ever been in.
Roll20?

What the fuck is she supposed to steal? Cum?

Reminded me of the Wacky Racers commercial.
youtu.be/DpHrmPzEEMg

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google Sabrina Sato

she is past her prime, but still hot

She also has like thee playboy photoshoots.

Based. Why can't >we make commercials as good as this?

the fact that it was re-run on both open and cable tv since the series started means that everyone, from the guy who comes up with it to his director to the actual public, has some sort of affective memory to the show.

Jesus they actually killed off the gangsters on screen

Hmm, not asian enough for me.

>107611650
it's not good, it's embarassing. You see adults starting to get exited for old brands like a toddler getting a candy. unhealthy as fuck.

Brave words to say in the age of capeshit.

Where do you people take this Idea that there's no withe people in latin America from? Literally the whole continent was invaded by withes! Did you flunk history or something?

North american education lol

The kid will clearly bang both chicks, there will be rivalry between them.

We just assumed correctly they all became mutts.

Yeah, in fact a lot of foreigners that work in the anime/manga industry are Brazilian. No Game No Life was created by a guy from Minas Gerais under a pseudonym to avoid Japanese bitching

Brazilians really know how to do it. Remember that one that used Wacky Races?

Someone never watched the cartoon

Kinda, at least in my country there is a province where all the black people live in and barely anyone else.

Even better.

troll

so, is there a video somewhere?

My first isekai, good times.

t. Falseflagging br.

>muh one drop
Watch as you all drop that retarded idea as you get more and more mixed yourselves

that movie kicked ass but I don't blame you for disliking it, the ending is a real thinker

You DO know that Okinawa has the largest number of Brazilian people living there right?

Someone post that car commercial with IRL Wacky Races characters.

It's already in the thread, guys:

reminds me of that Skeleton commercial.

Thats the friggin point...imagine all the voluptuous genetic mixing in there

From an upstanding Christian comic book.

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Fuck that. Latinas are shit.

sheila does things to my dick...

>Brazilian car commercial
This is a 'making of'
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=66&v=rP3uNe_7n5E

Dungeon Master & Venger confirmed...

Wait wtf I was researching for my surname a while ago and nothing came up but there's a dude there that's named Mozeli, an L away from me

this is the best thing ever

this show needs a reboot

I got hard just thinking.

Peru does not like him btw

youtube.com/watch?v=vuoIY1NIEkQ

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NEVER

Top tier cosplay, goddamn

Why. Why do they do this? Just to hurt us?

Is that a trailer for a fucking car commercial? I hope this inspires some studio to make an actual movie

No hopes here .

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The new He-Man movie is looking great. Love Orko on the right.

A man of taste

Well, I'm fucking hype for a car.

Looks like Brazil need other countries culture to make movies , adds , etc ,

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>People on Yea Forums no longer recognize the D&D cartoon
Getting old sucks.

DAT chainmail on Eric.

Brazilian folklore a shit, all the best myths are from Europe, most cartoons, superhero comics and RPGs are a burger thing and anime is from Japan, wtf did you expect? 70s brazilian movies were all national and they SUCKED.

>other countries culture t
do you even know what brazil is?

>Finally some good fucking homage

Do you think that's bad?
Try Colombia. That is a cultural black hole.

Pobre Juan Valdés.

>Brazilians can find actors that look the part to their cartoon counterpart
>Americans cant

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All this work... for a 1-minute-at-most car commercial.

It hurts... it hurts a lot...

Will they do a kickstarter for at least a movie or something after that?

he is jail now tho

read my mind

What Big 2 SJW garbage is this?

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>favelas where you get mugged every three steps you take
If you live in a favela you're more likely to get shot in crossfire or by the police than being mugged. Favelas are tightly controlled nigga, people inside of it won't be mugged because that attracts police

>only 2/6 girls
>only 1/6 dark skinned
>SJW
nice bait

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Brazil has the best miscegenation.
Truly top-tier mulattoes

Largest Japanese population outside Japan.

DO IT

New photos, cast is in the park where they will be isekai'd soon.

Brazil loves this show.
Almost every brazilian grew up watching this.

Eric was my favorite character. My least favorites were Uni and Master of Mages, of course. What about you guys?

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>brazilia folklore a shit
T. person who knows no more than Saci, Boitata and Iara. Go read a book.

Same, hope this means we can get some decent live-action Brazilian movie from it.

Or maybe someone is too much of a cuck or not very well informed to appreciate atleast one aspect of his own culture and country while pretending to know about foreign cultures, well, Brazilians

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...

Seen enough. Curupira, Boto-Cor-De-Rosa, Headless Mule (which might be even portuguese, I dunno).
A shit.

>Master of Mages
Dude, "Dungeon Master".
Based days of endless reruns.

Brazil just blew my mind.

Surprisingly yes. Racially speaking Brazil is a pretty diverse place. Fuckton of Germans and even Poles as well, just concentrated in certain areas.
Nice.

>shitting on the folklore
Mother of shit taste, Batman. Classics like Curupira/Caipora, Iara, Mapinguari/Isnashi, Boiuna, Saci and Encantado are unmatched. Sure some of them are adaptations of european stuff but they evolved over the years and developed their own identities. The only problem with the stories is that they are so underused in international media.

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Read Piteco - Ingá, it's an interesting graphic novel with elements from brazilian folklore.

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Yeah, that's Curupira.

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a
fucking
CAR
commercial.
I'm mad.

They also aired it in spain

Speaking of spain and epic commercials

fuck forgot link
youtube.com/watch?v=pygQGFp76UI

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>not riding a hog
>no backwards feet
>dumb spiky hair instead of a long, red hair
At least they gave it a flute to match the "sound imitation" deal.

What about God Tiger?

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Looks like a tiger.

>'''''chad'''' bard and poet
>is clearly an archer
Projecting much?

>is clearly an archer
one stringed instrument can easily be mistaken for another...

Also majority of Brazilian sperm donors that women take are from Nordic countries

almost everyone i know has some creepy story about being cursed at macumba or something similar. Theres thousands of neo- pentecostals telling weird stories too.

we do have a shitton of material for horror movies, but ppl are afraid to upset ppls religions i guess

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mfw

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White Brazilians are a thing, they are mostly ex-nazis relatives

Life here is just an horror already.

The whites must be foreigners. I am.Brazilian and i have never seen a white person in my life.

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No, it's from a cartoon from the 1980s that was parodied in a porn comic.

>Looks like Brazil need other countries culture to make movies
Just like Hollywood

Bahia?

Damn, that Sheila is even cuter in normal clothes.

Brazil is a scary degenerate place

Always heard this was huge in Brazil. Glad to know it's true.

So you're telling me that some BR car company owns the rights to the old DnD cartoon and only now pulled the IP out to shill a fucking SUV?

Got reruns from time to time on regular tv until like, 2010, so it was part of most everyone's childhood since the 80s. Then government outlawed commercials targeted at kids, so the network decided it wasn't profitable to have a morning cartoon show anymore. Still reruns on their very exclusive cable channel.

So as usual, government ruins everything.

Hasbro has been talking about a live action movie for a while now. Unfortunately I doubt it will go for accuracy more or less like this, but it's supposedly on the way.

>a BR car company can find the right actors for a live adaptation but Netflix can't stop outright changing the race/gender/sexual orientation of characters in their own live adaptations

Hell, Hollywood can't get their shit together for adaptations in general. It's a matter of even trying.

I don't know, that Hank looks like he's pushing middle age.

That's just the stress

Figured they're aged up, not exactly going for cartoon age. They don't look like teenagers at all.

Except for Bobby, the rest look like your typical casting of 20 somethings to play teens.

Her canon nudes are the stuff of nightmares, though.

Who cast Alan Cumming as Eric?

Sometimes I forget that it is 2019 and not everyone saw the cartoon...

But them non-canon nudes though.

I'd be down for watching an isekai series about Alan Cumming yelling at a bunch of teenagers for making retarded plans while trapped in a fantasy world.

>Where do you people take this Idea that there's no withe people in latin America from?
literally just liberals lying about history and society in general again to undermine white people

A man of culture

Lol dude, it's a meme from fucking Krautchan, you /pol/tards never cease to amaze me.

the absolute state of modern youff

Makes me wanna go to a local carnival.
I think I found Cavalier annoying at times but I didn't hate any of the characters. Even Uni wasn't bad as far as silly sidekicks go.

>Her canon nudes
The what now?

so the one to the right isn't even wearing a bikini bottom?

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>From a porn comic.
I'm gonna need some sauce on that, senpai.

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user, the image has as much information about itself as it possibly could. You don't even need to reverse image search. Just try using your brain for once.

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>Then government outlawed commercials targeted at kids
Meanwhile, Leftist Propaganda in A-Okay.

>Brazilian folklore has a lot of cool shit.
>But all of it gets forgotten or infantalized by Brazilians

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Speaking of hue ads
youtu.be/6gBu5bUT1qM

Look unironically better than Aladdin.

Is not much, and they don't exist after decades of race mixing, they have "colonies" but none over 80 is white

This reminds me of the Wacky Races commercial.

oh shit it does

Now i cant unthink that!

You can't have toy ads, or enough sugar or salt in your food, but you NEED to have your daily dose of whining about feminist rights!
It's all ass-backwards. I think they spend more money on that evaluation test for high schools than actually investing on fixing them.

It's based on a cartoon. You're fucking stupid.

>It's Renault
Of course it is

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The jerk with the shield of course, followed by nerd mage in distant second. I was too much of a little shit to appreciate delicious redhead rogue and brown acrobat. And not spoiled enough to appreciate the barbarian shota.

Como triggerar e falseflaguear uan ou uan por user Mcanon da Silva

>Not having his foot backwards
Cringeado e azul pilulado

the hell's "uan"

As in 101 "one oh one" cmon it's not that hard to understand

wow, what a shitty language you got there

When it's a "the book is on the table" frankenstein with BR it gets difficult, man

Fuck you. Portuguese is the most beautiful language in the whole planet.

Vá tomar no cu, gringo safado!

hey thanks i was looking for that video

what a fucking weird crossover

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Nice try.

Venger was my favorite. He was cool.

Wow. Just shit on the screen in text form. Amazing.

You don't just say things like that without posting a sauce my dude.

Brazil is extremely diverse. Yeah, most of the country is either white or biracial (though some of the white ones are partially mixed race too, even though they look otherwise white), but there is a good amount of Blacks (obviously), indigenous, Asian, Arab (Levantine Christians) and everything else in between.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Brazil

>Brazil's population is very diverse, comprising many races and ethnic groups. In general, Brazilians trace their origins from five sources: Europeans, Amerindians, Africans, Levantines, and East Asians.

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It already is. My dick is all for it.

There is whites everywhere in Bahia, this faggot must be from some small ass village from the north, those literally the only places in the country without any white person.

Shit, it already happened in the Dominican Republic. For a while, anyone with white heritage that they could trace visibly was considered white from a social standpoint. That ended pretty damn quickly though.

It's more a fear of legal repercussions, probably

I don't got any good D&D shit so here, have a weird crossover commercial that is Yea Forumsmically bad.

youtube.com/watch?v=8WPQPLB_fJA

You don't want it.

>Brazilian
how many in a brazilian?

Yes

They got Warburton to voice Superman but not Captain Marvel?
>That's Joel Siegel I usually trust him
kek

>Japanese people
>reproducing

I'm surprised people still aren't aware since it tends to come up whenever threads for the show appear. Like the others said, you don't really want to see it. But if you do, this is a link to it. NOT SAFE FOR WORK - obviously - but also not safe for anyone's mental health.

protozoic.com/2007/01/14/dungeons-and-dragons-cartoon-nude-shot-of-diana/

If you want to know without looking at it, it occurs in an episode where Diana and Bobby are subjected to magical illusions in a mirror. Bobby sees himself become a baby and Diana sees herself become an old woman and one of her saggy tatas seems to come out of her furkini. Some people swear it's just a wrinkly bit of saggy old person skin not a nipple. Hey man, whatever it takes to avoid the Sane loss.

/B&RP

Theres tons of Brazilian whites living in isolated villages. Theyre descendants of German immigrants or something. There's a lot of money for agents that just go from random rural village to village to look for white teenagers and take them to a big city for acting or modeling jobs.

You act like we ain't never accidentally clicked on granny porn before.

Nigga, you need retraining. Go to lemonparty.org and learn what it's like to know fear.

There's a fuckton of whites in Brazil. It's not Haiti, as opposed to what leftists want you to believe.

Reminds me of that other car commercial that had live action Wacky races.
youtube.com/watch?v=Da1CjGTFgoY
Fucking advertising agencies make better adaptation that Hollywood, think about it the guys that live through market research have more respect for the properties they adapt.

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There's germans, polacks, ruskies, Italians, arabs, chinks, japs, turks, french, injuns, blacks, and all other sorts of people.
Hell, it has the biggest Japanese diaspora worldwide
Stop buying into pop culture portrayals and propaganda

You are incorrect
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_diaspora
Even Japanese have a special perception of Brazil due to the diaspora

Get educated & then get fucked

youtube.com/watch?v=3JjhQ1Oi_3k

Lemon party ain't nothing. If you'd brought out tub girl, maybe you'd have something. A bit more recent, 2 girls 1 cup. This isn't about grannies, as much as Granny Diana. It ruins the dream, except for a very narrow subset of deviants.

That's how Giselle Bundchen was discovered, btw.
Also, not all white brazilians come from german heritage. In the southeast and northeast regions a lot of people come from italian, dutch, french and iberian heritage. In Espírito Santo's countryside there are untouched italian communities. And even in the northeast, Rio Grande do Norte and Paraíba have cities founded by the french, remote villages where people still have traditions influenced by the french, altough it's possible today most villagers there have some indigenous blood mixed.

There's dutch too.

Why can't we have MOVIES like this?!?

Belgian* oops. My ex had belgian-french heritage.

Yeah, we always tend to forget the polacks and slavs. A lot of them immigrated to Brazil in the past century. Specially to the state of Paraná. My grandfather lived in Curitiba until the fifities and he had a lot of stories about the "polacas", slavish and pollacks prostitutes were so common there they became synonymous.

You act like I ain't seen it all. Parrot dick? Try me. Hai2u? Whatever. Cakefarts? Get on my level. It's called a USB line. I'll show you later.

I’m a hueminonkey and hated D&D cartoon.

Shit taste.

There's also jews, some of which are also slavs. At least in my city I've seen a bunch of them.

A perfect cast and the most accurate live action adaptation ever for a fucking car commercial.

I like everything I see which makes it even more infuriating that its for a commercial and that if Hollywood ever made it for real it would not be as good as this.

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She's God tier acrobat at my pole

Peru doesnt like any of their presidents, they cant stop putting them in prision.

I blame shining path

Well those bring back some dusty memories, but frankly not sure why you expect some shock sites to impress. Might as well brag about your somethingawful t-shirt while you're at it. You're on Yea Forums(nel) but if you were on Yea Forums back in the inglorious days when this place truly earned the dubious title of "the internet's asshole" you wouldn't act like you deserve a goddamn purple heart because you saw a dog throw up on another dog it was having sex with. No, modern /pol/ memes do not compare. It's like someone from the tail end of the 18th century feeling faint over the thought of a woman's uncovered ankles. Sure that kind of thing was scandalous at one point but times change. Seriously, man, the FBI won't hop in the partyvan because you browsed encyclopedia dramatica.

>a woman's uncovered ankles
fuck i just came in my pants
brb gotta clean up

/tg/ wouldn't care beyond asking the kids if they've ever tried not playing D&D.

Don't laugh, user, these are two serious individuals of distinction trying to prove who's the bigger internet grandpa. I'm waiting for one to brag about the time he went on Yea Forums, heard something outside, panicked, and microwaved his harddrive before he realized it was just a squirrel instead of an entire tactical team ready to breach his parent's house.

That’s Jetstream Sam’s backstory. His dad was a Japanese-Brazilian who owned a Dojo for Kendo.

Conversely, Japan also imports Brazilian immigrants, which is why you sometime see random latin/black looking characters in anime.

Shame it's so short

You're less then a monkey then, you're nothing

It's not out yet, that's only the railer

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It was only a matter of time. Car commercials advertize on lifestyle, and between all of them they target everyone. LOTRnormies took a long time all things considered.

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perfect

Okay Hues, you're alright

>eek my thighs are bare!

In the south Brazil has some notable German communities seemingly secluded. I remember thr first Argentine woman (R.I.P.) to serve in a sub was blonde and had a German name.

Which one? The kid or the nigg?

And now that we know it can be done in real life we will get double piss of when Netflix make half of them minorities.

I was so fucking hype, then I saw the car.

>we will NEVER get an animate OVA/ONA of the final episode
>we will NEVER get a sequel series where Venger takes the role of Dungeon Master for a new set of kids

I made this Venger a while back.

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Fuck uni. The episode where they went BACK TO THE REALM to save Uni had me livid. They spend all this time trying to get back home, they finally do, and then they go right back to save a unicorn that would probably have been just fine anyways? Like, it's not like you're bringing him back with you.

He was annoying at times, but he was also the only one that stayed focused on their mission of getting back home rather than everyone else who couldn't stop getting constantly side tracked by the quest of the week.

>accurately portrayed for a car commercial
I dont know why it bothers me so much

Because they are good in production, but bad in coming up with own movies?

Nice

Guys giving the car commercial too much credit. How many movies have casted the accurate looking characters, looked good in the stills, and then been complete shit once the plot starts rolling?

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I actually can't think of many, at least Yea Forums related movies, that had accurate looking characters and good looking stills, regardless of the finished product. The best example I can think of where they tried to be as accurate to the source material as possible in terms of portrayal would be Spawn.

Marvel is full of them with Iron Man, Cap, and Thor movies.

I think the recent Hellboy movie was shit despite looking accurate.

Transformers.

Superman usually gets a good actor weighed down with a shit plot.

D&D cartoon was kino

mapinguari?
so thats where this comes from

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Marvel casts nothing but manlets, and the actor who plays Cap looks nothing like him. Try again.

Do you shills just run random scripts to shitpost DC/Marvel?

The kid is a Warrior. Not a Barbarian.

The kid is literally the Barbarian of the party.

The Cap actor actually looked good. Shame they didn't bother making a proper costume and even had to mess with the round shield for some reason.

I'll admit at least one of the movies had Doc Strange in a proper costume.

we brazilians love midia from outside and we are always trying to imitate or creat something inspired on it.

>Surprisingly yes

I believe it all has to do with the coffee industry originally. Brazil being the world's #1 producer and the Japanese developing a huge love of coffee at the start of the 20th century. They started sending workers and buying up some plantations because the tariffs on importing coffee through Europeans made the drink too pricey

The kid is a barbarian, the girl is an acrobat.

Who do you think owned the slaves?

Holy fuck north american commercials suck in comparison

Kino.