ITT: We post horrible shit that cap let happen while he was banging Peggy until she passed out

>ITT: We post horrible shit that cap let happen while he was banging Peggy until she passed out
I'll Start
>The Vietnam war
>Cuba turning into a communist shithole
>The middle east reversing into a twisted flinstones Parody
>JFK is murdered
>Chernobyl
>The death his friend howard Stark and his wife.
>9/11
>The Rwandan genocida
>all those fucking school shootings

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He's fought enough, it was his time to retire

You people are so entitled and spoiled. It's just like the Superman thing, literally saves the entire planet and human race from extinction and you all respond with petty little complaints about how it wasn't good enough

But he did prevend those events in his new timeline, than came back to the movie one.
Russo's also confirmed it themselves, because Yea Forumseddit retards like you are too fucking dense to understand capeshit logic.
Also nice instagram meme, homo.

Bruce Banner’s fucked up childhood

Most of those were HYDRA stirring shit anyway.

>It's just like the Superman thing, literally saves the entire planet and human race from extinction and you all respond with petty little complaints about how it wasn't good enough

jesus christ, this is so true.

>The Rwandan genocide
>bad
LOL

How does any of that affect me, a 30 year old American male?

>eating dinner at noon
I don't want to live in that timeline

If the planet is so safe with Superman, why can I abuse this child then, huh? Where is Superman while I’m beating the everliving snot out of this kid?

>9/11
>bad
Lmao at you amerifags

He saved literally more people all at once in the entire universe maybe even 2 universes than he couldve all of those combined. Also going back in time and preventing disasters without a 10000 IQ game plan like they had is murdersuicide.

Why didn't Odin, Thor, Howard Stark, Hank Pym, Wakanda, or any other force prevent or stop those things? Why do you expect one retired WW2 vet to do everything?

Rent free

>hey Pegs, wanna go sightseeing at manhattan on the first weeks of September 2001? I bet it will be some unforgettable stuff
>Steve, that’s more than 50 years away

>petty little complaints
the OP was a little more than that.

The americans surely learnt how to fly that day

Why should you do such a thing? Would you really like to abuse of a child just to prove a point on the Internet?

>literally saves the entire planet and human race from extinction and you all respond with petty little complaints about how it wasn't good enough
You've heard of The Age of Enlightenment? The current age will be known as The Age of Entitlement:
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You're confusing him with Tony Stark.

>Collapse of a nation to inbred savages is good because white people

You're right, OP! Why didn't Cap address Xi Jinping’s Genocide of the Uyghurs!?

he contributed.

Making sure both of you, along with everything and anything else, remain alive and not smoldering ash or under the control of multiversial embodiments of evil. The citizens of DC's earth owe Superman like a motherfucker.

/11
>1995 Budyonnovsk hospital hostage crisis >1996 Black Sea hostage crisis
>MV Avrasya hijacking
>1996 Kizlyar hostage crisis
>1999 Russian apartment bombings
>1999 Tukhchar massacre
>2002 Moscow theater hostage crisis
>2002 Grozny truck bombing
>2003 Tushino bombing
>2004 Russian aircraft bombings
>2004 Beslan school siege
>February 2004 Moscow Metro bombing
>August 2004 Moscow Metro bombing
>2007 Nevsky Express bombing
>2009 Nevsky Express bombing
>2010 Moscow Metro bombings

Sounds like people really hate the Moscow Metro

>literally saves the entire planet and human race from extinction
No he didn't. He almost help cause the universe's extinction.

Falseflags

>Chernobyl
Why would Cap stop the commies from fucking themselves over?

How can we even know he let this things happen? We saw absolutely nothing of the time line he lived on

You shouldn't have to explain shit in retrospect to justify decisions in the movie. If its not in the movie, its fuckin' retarded. This is just a way for them to make you go back and see the movie AGAIN with fresh 'knowledge' that let's each little dinger scene have some more power to it.
They could've even had fun with it, and change the credits into something that shows Steve stopping these events. Stops Hydra in the cradle, punches Oswald outside a library, armwrestles Castro. I don't know, but they handled it poorly with the time travel context we were given.

Yeah well the movie does a piss poor job at explaining it.
>Cap leaves with the Hammer
>Doesn't come back in the machine when Hulk activates it again
>Bucky notices an old man sitting on a bench seemingly unnoticed

Every fucking time travel story and tropes would then assume that Cap went "the long way" to meet up with his friends, except not, and it's so poorly explained the writer of the movie themselves got confused.

So you want them to literally rip off the Deadpool 2 credits sequence?

>The middle east reversing into a twisted flinstones Parody
They were always like that and never let anyone tell you different.
The British and French were aghast at the condition of Constantinople during the Crimean War

ah shit, yeah. exactly that.

>be a young hormonal teen
>girl I liked confides in me at a dance that she's into bondage and femdom
>my adolescent brain short-circuits
>grab a couple balloons
>tie my wrists together with the strings
>go casually talk to her in hopes that she would notice and fuck me.
>she politely pretends not to see
>still busts my balls about how cringy that was to this day
I'd do anything to be able to take back that day. Where was Steve? He could have stopped it.

>Cuba turning into a communist shithole
Miami gusano detected

But all that stuff was supposed to happen. Did anyone consider that if he changed shit, it might fuck up the future? Like he stops the JFK assassination, and maybe Peter Parker is never born! He saves Howard so Tony never becomes Iron Man, the Chitauri attack on New York is thus successful, and Thanos gets away with his bullshit.

That's like... the first fucking rule of time travel. If you don't know exactly how your actions will change things, then don't fucking meddle.

The British and the French were also a bunch of gross, poorly washed arrogant assholes who thought they were better than everyone else despite walking around with food stains on the front of their uniforms.

So how did he appear on the bench?

He didn't stop Donald Trump

>>The Rwandan genocide
So you wanna blame Cap for something Wakanda should’ve dealt with?
Typical white knight

MCU Presidency gets altered after Bill Clinton

Cap changing those things in the past doesn't mean that it would change in our reality
The movie went over this

But hey, at least we know that Cap lived in a virtual utopia in an alternate timeline because up until a certain point he could guess what terrible events were going to happen

How many kids do you think he and Peggy had?

I think that's under the jurisdiction of Rorschach and he'll probably just beat you to death.

stop him? He voted for him. Cap is americas ass.

He just walked in the forest and once the young version of himself went back to the past he'd sit in the bench. Or possibly he was sitting on the bench the whole time and they just didn't notice

That is obviously what someone would think when watching the scene.

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>AAAHH WHY DID CAP WANT TO STAY WITH HIS WI-

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This.

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After Endgame, I watched every sex scene she's in and imagined that the guy she was with was Captain America (the guy in Black Mirror even looks like him a bit). It made me so happy. He earned his happiness.

This is multi-worlds theory; there is no time travel involved at all....

Why can't people get this?

>cap changes shit by rescuing Bucky, stopping 9/11 etc
>in doing so irreversibly fucks up the future of that universe, ensuring Thanos wins and snaps everything
For fuck’s sake, Steve. I hope you enjoyed those tits.

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Why does everyone assume that they timeline was drastically altered. It's not that hard to consider that..
>Steve returns the stones
>Finds Peggy and tells only her and maybe several others
>Stays in hiding, disguised or in locations he wouldn't be recognised.
>Feels bad about the things that he could of stopped, but also knows it's part of history and he has to not interfere with the timeline.

I think people just find it hard to grasp that Steve would be unable to stop himself from intervening whilst he knows bad shit is happening. It’d probably actively ruin his life.

Why are you assuming he let any of that shit happen?

So OP is allowed to complain about shit that didn't happen in the movie but we're not allowed to rebut his nonsense with things that can be inferred from the movie?

This post makes no sense to me. As far as I can tell, the perspective that you are offering as if you just came up with it is what the thread opened with, and what everyone is complaining about. Did I miss something?

That's not the way it seemed to me when watching the movie. I'm pretty sure it was implied that everything Cap did before and after he went back in time was part of the main timeline. Like, at the same time as Cap was doing everything he did in most of the movie, there was a really old Cap who was just living at home after having experienced decades worth of his life, and just waiting for time to progress to the moment where he first went back in time to then meet with the people who were there when he did that. I mean, isn't it obvious?

Nah in his parallel universe none of that happened

Although, granted, the old Cap only exists in a timeline affected by multiple changes to the past throughout the movie, but once they stopped Thanos everything was one timeline.

The Vietnam war could not have been averted by a single individual.
Cap has always been a socialist asshole and likely would have supported the communists in Cuba.
See Vietnam
Who gives a shit?
The Soviets wouldn't have allowed Steve to intervene even if he had the skills to do so.
Yeah he should've done something about that.
He probably tried to stop it by hugging it out with the terrorists but shockingly it didn't work.
He trusted the UN to stop it. What a dumbass.
He became a gun control advocate to stop school shootings, so they still happened.

Actually, what I mean is that everything before he went back to Peggy exists in a timeline where he did do that and had an older self in the background for decades, and a timeline where he didn't do that, and the rest of the movie follows a timeline where he did.

Actually, that doesn't make sense, I think it's just that he was fated to do that by the time the movie got up to the final battle with Thanos.

>implying stopping those events won't cause even more horrible events in the alternate timeline you create

Don't mess with history. What's done is done. Altering the path of time could create even more horrific events than what happened.

Your conception.

>Cap has always been a socialist asshole and likely would have supported the communists in Cuba.
Please. FDR socialism is not communism. As much as FDR was buddies with "Uncle Joe", most of his supporters would not support the USSR against American interests. A big Roosevelt Democrat like Cap would not support Cuba. My grandpa was a big Democrat from back then and he hated communists, especially what they and socialists did to his family's home country.

>>Feels bad about the things that he could of stopped, but also knows it's part of history and he has to not interfere with the timeline.
This. He knows better not to move dominoes since it could lead to even bigger tragedies. And, yeah, he's just one man. Stepping on a butterfly here and there might not amount to much, but changing things in that timeline too much might create a worse world.

you're right it's VERY petty

>implying even Cap could stop the long line of Soviet bureaucracy that lead to the fuck ups that caused that melt down

So you think Cap should take the Wally West approach to time travel?

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Do you actually think she would allow the world to go to hell as well? Have her entire future not only be predestined but also worthless? I understand thematically for the movie why cap does it but retconning him to always be there seems out of character for both of them

I thought that was the Barry Allen version

So does that imply in this new continuity with Steve not going missing, Peggy never helps found SHIELD and there's no force to stop any of these events, like exactly what happened in the original continuity that DID have SHIELD yet all this still happened?

Where in the movie is even implied cap did anything more that return the gems and go back to peggy?. How the fuck he even returned the soul gem?. That talk with spooky red skull could have been interesting at least

Changing history is incredibly risky. The future needs all the heroes it has, as they are. Making alterations to the course of time could throw any number of them off the paths that lead them to their necessary places.

>The Vietnam war
I gotta admit though, it would be pretty satisfying to see Cap fighting for freedom in Vietnam. He'd kill so many GIs.

Apparently Trump got elected since they sort of mention it in Luke Cage, but Ellis from IM3 occupied the Obama terms, so Obama was never president, but still famous.

Hank factually operated as Ant Man in Vietnam

How did Vietnam happen with SHIELD already existing at the time?

[Spoiler]Yes Hydra but it still feels silly SHIELD couldn't prevent it from happening.[/spoiler]

>that cap let happen
let's set aside the fact that you're a total retard that can't comprehend that Steve's sense of duty would clearly demand that he not actively go against his only goal and fuck with the timeline
so how exactly do you theorize he just up and fixes all of these?

It didn't imply anything either way. What he did in the alternate dimension is a complete mystery. We aren't shown any of it. The only thing we know is that he survived to old age and apparently didn't regret the decision. There's no reason at all to assume he DIDN'T stop JFK's assassination. These faggot nerds are making shit up just to get angry about it.

>Changing history is incredibly risky. The future needs all the heroes it has, as they are. Making alterations to the course of time could throw any number of them off the paths that lead them to their necessary places.

If we're going this far with it then him staying at all is enough to fuck the timeline.

Nice try, Luthor. That child is obviously a little metallo you built in the hopes of setting it off when Superman dove in to save him.

Cap allowed the Hart Celler Act to get passed, permanently dooming America to fall apart like the Soviet Union.

>United Airlines Flight 93 wasn't taken down by the people on board
>Cap just threw Mjolnir at it

Good for Cap, bad for you user

But they explicitly said time DOESN'T work that way in the movie. It sounds like a complete copout.

To be fair, if Kennedy had lived, he'd be regarded as one of the worst Presidents since Woodrow Wilson.

A friend of mine told me that Cap going back in time doesn't matter since the past doesn't effect the future, so Cap could have gone back and fixed all that stuff without anything happening, is that true?

>30 year old
>still visiting this place

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from my understanding the only rule they established was how you can't change your past when you time travel not because it's impossible to change the events but because it's not actually your past, so where's the problem

the hacker known as Yea Forums handles that type of crime

>You shouldn't have to explain shit in retrospect to justify decisions in the movie. If its not in the movie, its fuckin' retarded.
Except it is in the movie.

I fucking hate the
>if you needlessly nitpick, this children's cartoon is actually super dark wow lmao
trend. It isn't any more clever than "where was [character] during [other character's movie]" and it has an added layer of distasetful facebook-tier "everything is secretely fucked up".
Did you realize Donald Duck was hanging around half naked all along haha?

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true, I mean it was horrible but also it was the most cinematic terrorist attack ever, beutiful shots, crisp audio, great performances.

>But they explicitly said time DOESN'T work that way in the movie.
Thye explicitely say time doesn't work like Return to the Future. So, yeah, it's alternate timeline and you are a moron for not getting it.

>walking around with food stains on the front of their uniforms.
The horror.

Except it's not an alternate dimension if he took the long way without pym particles. But this is also doubly stupid because any idiot can see that they made alternate dimensions galore. You need to face the fact that the script was shittily written.

What the fuck

Just convince the Ancient One to teleport them to Asgard and convince Odin to help them take out Thanos before he starts the journey to acquire the Infinity Stones.

It wasn't bureaucracy that lead to it, but rather not listening to the guy who built the fucking reactor. The fault was known 6 or something years in advance, but only after the accident, other MBK-1500 reactors were fixed, which caused reduction in power output.

This.

dude what if the real world is just another matrix? I mean, how could neo ever fuck up those sentinels?

>cap saves bucky and the other frozen cap
>vietnam war cancelled, hello cuba war
>middle east was and will always be a shithole
>JFK never became president
>Ozyorsk
>Howard was gay for cap
>10/10
>the mexican genocida

>Howard was gay for Cap

You don’t have to be homo to admit that he has amazing tits.