ITT: Pitch a reboot of a cartoon

We don't. His focus episode already did that.

A series that concludes both Spider-Man and Silver Surfer TAS finales

G.I.Joe reboot where the team are still a Special forces group but Cobra is a super villian group with no ties to Terrorism only global conquest.
A team of Duke,Scarlett,SE,Shipwreck, Roadblock Lady Jaye and Flint with other Joes making cameos.

It's the perfect time to bring back Captain N, and we actually stay faithful to the designs, but since Smash Bros was a logistics nightmare and nobody can play nice anymore we just use Konami Characters so it's Simon Belmont, Contra protag, Kazuhira Miller, and Pyramid Head, saving the day from whoever the hell the Zone of The Enders villain is

Live-action

>Living here in Jersey
>Fighting villains from afar
>You gotta find first gear
>In your giant robot-car

>YOU...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS
>I...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS
>WE...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS
>CHICKS...DIG...GIANT ROBOTS

[guitars internally]

>NICE.

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He gets a mekadick

It'd be cool as a movie. Pity the music tastes have changed since the 2000s

That would be cool. Penny in marine gear slitting throats and Brain biting faces off. Gadget just wanders in and thinks everyone's asleep on the job and someone spilled ketchup everywhere. Chief Quimby praises Gadget's skill but secretly fears him.

Berserk displays consensual sex as a healing experience. Rape on the other hand, isn't.

She-Ra, except with some straight, cis, normally-shaped white people in it.

Directed by Michael Bay or we riot

Pic related, essentially the same premise with updated visuals similar to the Thundercats remake and a commitment from the network to complete the entire story. Work in a climate change allegory to appeal to liberal cuckaducks.

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>cuckaducks

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Go away dykerafag

missed this post, see

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You know what? I'll go with Pic related *and She-Ra:

>Series is called He-Man & She-ra; the logo flips to either single name depending on who the episode is centered on, stays the same if both of them are featured.

>Begins 16ish years before the main events of the show: Hordak is set up to conquer a planet that is a literal combo of Eternia/Etheria called Ethernia/Eternithia/some amalgam as a final raid on. However his trusted Lieutenant Skeletor (formerly Keldor) has secretly been amassing power and takes revenge/attempts a coup against his master due to blaming Hordak for turning him into a Lich. This, and the combined effort of the Original masters/Ancient ones spearheaded by Randor causes some heavy magic to MASSIVELY fuck everything up--the planet becomes two planets with roughly half of everybody stuck on one or the other. The only remaining link is Castle Grayskull/the Crystal Palace, but they have grown silent/are unable to be accessed and the twin Swords are missing. Adora winds up in Hordak's hands as per normal, Adam is saved by Man-at-arms.

>16 years later, "Eternia" has alot of shattered ruins of ancient powerful sites of magic, but natural resources are scarcer/dwindling giving it the feel/look of early MotU comics with mesas and steppes with little fauna. Etheria, while still much more beautiful with resources, has crazy wild magic shit like magic storms and shifting landscapes (hence why Whispering woods is never the same.) Crazy aberration monsters can somehow slip between both worlds, especially dragons, making things kinda shit for the common people.

>Skeletor has been trying to plunder the remnant sites of magic and is ready to try to take over Eternia, he just needs the secrets of Castle Grayskull, whereas Hordak is just doing his usual Fright Zone/ Borg shit on Etheria trying to rebuild his army. Both are focused on getting the most power first so they can somehow figure out how to go kill the other.

>Adam has been raised in a very sheltered life after his dad became King over various factions; though he is lazy and a little spoiled, some people like Duncan realize deep down he has a good heart and untapped potential, but as Eternia is dying he's in an awkward position of those around him trying to groom him into a leader but also sheltering him.

>Adora has been raised as a soldier in the horde; similar to Nu-She-Ra, she's been raised on lies and Anti-Skeletor/Ancient ones Propaganda and thinks Hordak is just trying to fix all this shit but she's been sheltered away from his more genocidal/evil tendencies and simply doesn't know any better but is a very honorable soldier type.

>Series begins when the Swords begin to resonate; the Sorceress has had the Power Sword and she tries to get in touch with Man at Arms to bring Adam to her, knowing of his destiny.

>Meanwhile on Etheria, the rebellion is going under way with Bow Glimmer, and Madam Razz--who accidentally discovered where the Sword of Protection is-- having an altercation with Adora's forces. Adora realizes *maybe* she's on the wrong side and prevents some other troopers from killing innocent people, accidentally defecting as a result.

>Both Adam and Adora get their swords at the same time and each transform, allowing the Sorceress to form a mental link with both of them and they are given their desitny/tasks of trying to reunite both planets before all life is destroyed or either Skeletor or Hordak wins. The usual "Trio" of Duncan, Sorceress and Orko know Adam's secret. Bow Glimmer and Razz know Adora is She-ra. Adam has his usual reasons for not revealing his secret. Adora, meanwhile, is convinced by her trio not to reveal it as she's pretty much the rebels *only* Ace in the hole; revealing her identity could undermine the rebels' trust.

>He-Man and She-Ra don't know the others alter ego; the Sorceress refers to them/reveals them as siblings but that's it. They know they have a counterpart/long lost sibling but nothing about each other.

>Series from there will spend episodes focusing on one or the other. Adam has to keep up the now-charade of him being a dunce so he can slip off and thwart Skeletor's plans, whereas Adora slowly earns the trust of everybody else in the rebellion but may end up sacrificing her standing at times so She-Ra can overcome Hordak's forces. Marlena eventually figures out Adam's secret whereas other people are slowly clued into She-ra's secret

>First season ends with a dimensional breach and He-Man and She-ra finally meet up and wreck some serious villain shit as they keep Skeletor and Hordak from restarting a war. The Sorceress is somewhat incapacitated during this, and while dimensional travel is now accessible, the twins don't know each other's alter egos.

>Season 2 Starts with the rebels and masters sending diplomatic envoys to each other in hopes of an alliance. Adam and Adora are revealed to be siblings but something goes wrong and they pretty much hate each other and the following episodes play up this animosity at first humorously but it also gives a win or two to the bad guys because She-Ra and He-Man still aren't working together properly. Eventually they accidentally figure out who's who, and start taking further steps to repair their world. Teela finds out Adam is He-Man as well and starts taking over her mom's role.

>Season 3 is just over the top adventures that culminates with Skeletor winning over Hordak and tries to escape into space. New Adventures however, is ultimately thwarted and the planet is ultimately repaired.

G.I joe. Just go with a stupid-fun evil organization that wants to conquer the world with weird plans.
For the characters just make silly designs/concepts and give them a "realistic" color palette. Think on pouches, masks, cyborgs, vampires, just give them actual military colors.

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Harvey Birdman: Dick

>Harvey becomes a noir style detective
>Bring in the mystery solving characters as rival detectives

I would like to see Brad Bird helm a Johnny Quest reboot.

I'm imagining it in a style akin to BTBATB or Venture Bros

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