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>posting pictures of worst girl
How about no you fucking faggot
You can't stop us.
No but I’ll call your bitching a waifu a bitch
Whew
Pearl cucking Steven would be so fucking funny. Payback's a bitch.
>Pulled Steven out of his depression on Homeworld by getting him to dance (possibly the make or break moment of the arc since otherwise they would've just kept waiting for something to happen)
>Helped explain the situation of White Diamond to Yellow and Blue by relating it to her relationship with her parents
>Carried Steven figuratively AND literally to victory
>Cool coat
>Cool sword
And just like that, poof. She's back in top 5 characters again. It's almost like the post-Wanted shit never happened.
>Holographic eye-patch Connie will never return to cause mischief.
A Connie thread, do go on...
Welp with the show over, Connie's now writing her own books.
Season 6 is coming in the fall
Eh, they're all brown.
Nothing wrong in having a variety of taste in females, all colors taste great m8.
When are we getting another Connie's feet episode?
Well, there is the whole her being what like 11?
Hence the creation of older Connie.
>Best Connie.
Okay but how about instead we post her mom?
No reason we can't have both. One can like both strict mother figures and childhood besties.
Yes, both mums ARE better.
Truth.
What exactly is happening here?
It's a parody of Darling in the Franxx where people pilot mechs in weird sexual positions.
I ship her with Greg.
Steven: Great. I'm her diamond. Now, bow.
I wonder what they're going to do with Stevonnie now that Connie's sword is made for her own frame rather than her using one made for Rose's. Will it magically grow or something?
Something like that.
A cute.
Worst girl? Crist I'm glad I dont have such shit taste
>Hey babe, you wanna fuck a Stud? I have the STD all I need is U!
It would end poorly for her. Her Diamond is absolute.
>shit taste
If you like Connie you do have shit taste, yes. She’s a manipulative brat and a distraction from the gems
You would know a lot about being a distraction from the people who matter, wouldn't you user.
She's ready.
Projection
Calling others manipulative while being emotionally manipulative yourself kind of makes such comments invalid. Cope more, shitpost less.
Come on, let have a peaceful Connie thread.
Based trigger-man. I'm glad he still loves the show. I feel like foreign SU fans don't obsess over minutia like we do and nitpick everything.
oppai connie
Well, getting sleepy.
Hopefully the thread will still keep kicking.
Sword is a very poor choice of weapon for Connie. A spear would be far more sensible.
Silly Connie, that's not how you eat yogurt!
I'll dump my Connies.
You're not wrong, but it was probably to compliment Steven's shield and set her apart from Pearl. There's also the Connie/Pink Diamond parallel.
There's a few oppai connie pictures. Do you have anymore?
So Pearl is negligent of Connie's safety for not supplying a shield or teaching her a reach weapon that would keep her at a safer distance with vastly stronger opponents.
She was at first yeah, since she was basically training Connie to be another version of her. After they made it clear that they want to fight together her and Steven balanced the defense/offence combo nicely.
Flat Connie is justice.
I like things that are rare.
Oppai Connie is heretical.
Adult Connie also makes little sense, since it's far more likely she dies young, broken or shredded by a quartz soldier.
Well, you better pray to your sky wizard, cause I'm asking for some heresy in this thread. More oppai connie!
Nope. Regular Connie is the only flavor in my collection.
Connie's ass
Connie has cute feet
Huh. I DO have an adult Connie with the titty.
>worst girl
Amethyst?
How dare you besmirch best girl. Big sister to Steven, sister of the Famethyst.
this ship is disgusting, but i love adult connie with extra long hair
>best girl
You need to have shit in your head to believe Amethyst is best anything.
Amethyst is also the gem most likely to be DTF.
Indeed. Connie is for Steven.
>First to fuse with Steven
>Strong af despite being overcooked
>Her whip is implied to be special for a quartz, maybe even being Agate-tier
Nah I'd say Amethyst is pretty great
This is just a sweet bonus.
Unfortunately, this is about the end of my SFW Connie pics. She's too scantily clad in the remaining.
IMO, give any teenage/preteen Yea Forums girl a glock, and she will look 10 times as better
can I get some sauce with this pasta?
s/gl/c
better
definitely need more Oppai Connie
more /fit/ Connie would also be good
Ponnie!
Ponnie is the best.
Got the exploitable version?
>More oppai connie!
okay, have a bunch of them;
Top-tier daughteru. I'll drop some cute pics from my collection.
(I might have to reorganize my SU folder again at some point. I've added a lot since the last time I did, and it's gotten a bit cluttered.)
More like top-tier cum slut.
>
Thanks friend.
I ship Connverse so hard. I wish it had a better ship name though.
Love that swim suite, and the original artist that made it.
artist name is LoveStar
that pic is on paheal.
Still surprised this is still going.
if it weren't already used for their fusion Stevonnie would probably be the name of choice
yeah it's a pretty great design
Wonder where Misha is, seems like something he’d enjoy
Things just haven't gotten naughty yet..
I'd be okay with things getting naughty.
Power couple.
....Do go on..
>a Connie thread has more traction than a Sadie thread
What kind of bull is this?
Sadie sucks, and not in a pleasurable way.
Naughty daughterus ought to be spanked and put in time-out.
never enough Connie abs(or other muscle groups) out there
How about by posting the colored version?
Sadie is a cray-cray chubbo. Connie acute and delicious brown girl, plus she has mommy genes.
Been waiting a LOOONG time to post this again..
You know, having a doctor for a mum has it's benefits..
>Personal exams...
>Putting so much effort into hating a cartoon kid
Talk about sad
>Personal exams...
Christ stevie's got some good ass taste in women
Grown up Steven and Connie is maximum fucking cute
Also all those sweet sweet genetics.
Imagine adolescent/legal Steven trying to make a shield around his penis to act as a condom only to get nervous and lose his erection but he still tries and gets it right only it's around his flaccid cock now and prevents him from getting an erection like a cock cage and because he's never tried this before it's stuck like that for a while like how he couldn't control his bubble in bubble buddies only this time it lasts for much longer and he gets so horny he begs someone to stimulate his prostate and only after having something in his ass (dick, Garnet's fingers, Pearl's nose, Connie with a strapon, etc) does he finally ejaculate and the shield breaks. Remember, I'm talking about legal Steven, not the weird chubby basedboy he is now, he'd be strongfat from all the adventures he had and his big beefy body would juxtapose his small aching cock
>small
Murdercock Jr. would not be small.
Best Connie
Connie was meant to become a pearl
Especially because he's a shapeshifter.
Just wreckin' Connie's downstairs til she can barely feel anything else.
How else is he gonna put a baby in there?
Weird diamond shit? For all we know, he just has to dangle a loogie or kiss her for Connie to start producing new Stevens.
All humans are meant to be pearlized.
maybe, but not like that
woah mama
my fuckin DEEEECK
It makes me happy knowing there's always gonna be someone around shit posting Marconnie in any Star vs., SU, and Connie thread.
>Pearl!Connie, but back when it was just Connie dressing up like a Pearl and being cute
Ah, a more innocent time. I miss those days. Never did get around to writing that one greentext... though I might've used a couple of ideas elsewhere.
I understand that reference
Mmmm squishi
>Pearl develops a relationship with Connie
>This happens
>But in order to fuse together, Pearl and Connie still need to use Steven as the middleman because full human and full gem doesn't work
Too bad this was never finished.
Soo many possibilities ..
Indeed they are.
Pls ignore the subhuman Conniefags
Excellent projection coming from someone in a 24/7 thread about wanting to fuck the same character
Can't we compromise?
Just do what feels right man.
Just this once, you may
Excellent..
When ever Steven wears his zoo outfit for Connie.
She want the chubby arse..
Steven universe would've been so much better if it starred Bobby instead of Steven.
You have to admire her self-control. She knows good and well that Steven wouldn't put up a real fight.
>The only girl that will *ever* give Steven any action
>"Worst girl"
Nope, she just can't decide what position to force him in.
>Or morph into..
These are the only Connie's that are for lewd. All other Connie's must be protected at all costs. There will be no mercy for those who violate this pact.
Connie has a pair of rose-tinted glasses you can borrow.
when i was 12 i wanted to fuck homestuck characters so its fine
Connie: Steven I need you to morph into me, but with a big clint!
Riiiiight..
Amethyst and pearl and peridot will fuck Steven better then this human trash ever could.
the quads only confirm it
Out of context..
And that's it for my Stevonnie.
Time for make this thread more absorbent.
Rose is worst girl , retard
>cool sword
Nice meme
>suggesting Gems can not create cocks
Welp, time to earn me pay.
Why would you two even consider doing that knowing full well what horrors it'd bring?
Not everything is a meme user
Connie threads are usually mostly made up of paedophiles. We're outnumbered here.
I'm willing to bet that at least some percentage of the supposedly pedophilic posters on this website are kids posting about characters their own age.
Young Connie = Daughterfu
Older Connie = Waifu
Priyanka = Mommyfu
Connie, you stop talking to that chubby kid! He's half alien! Or his mother!
You'd be right. But, today is a Monday.
I never got to have my fight over Steven episode..
Steven and Connie's faces are designed to fit together like a jigsaw. Their ship is inevitable.
Fuck, I can't believe I never realized that.
It's mentioned in the art book IIRC
Ashame that Peridot and Connie couldn't fase together.....forever.
that proto Connie sketch looks cute and endearing.
Resistance makes her angry.
IDK, its a cute crack ship? Marco and Connie might actually get along really well? Spanish Latin Heat on Delicious Indian Brown?
As long as the art is real cute.
>First to fuse with Steven
Pedophile.
>Strong af despite being overcooked
Jasper can one hit ko her.
>Her whip is implied to be special for a quartz, maybe even being Agate-tier
Gets puffed every 5 seconds with or without it. Hell, even Pearl kicked her ass.
Why all the hate? Steven isn't a bad guy.
bump
Well that's it, I dont make the rules sorry guys. Any violators here get out now.
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Can't speak for them but the crack ship means cucked Steven and that's hilarious.
>posting the ugly little bitch connie instead of her goddess tier mom
no fucking taste
remove the flower in steven's hair. other than that, its fine.
yes, i want this threesome.
Ffffff-
GODDAMN, MY COCK CAN'T STOP.
Exactly.
And no one is complaining about the crack ship so its all good.
connie fanart feels wrong.
Like, a very unhealty focus on fetishing her age, unlike most loli weebshit who fetishies the body.
You can tell the following for her mom is because she is an adult. Same shit but with a child.
NTR is a garbage fetish
Even then it's leagues above shittier fetishes like feet, scat or vore
True, but NTR is basically Cucking with a Japanese lens. Which bring to question, how does cucking even get someone off? What kind of bitch gets off from the idea of their girl getting fucked by someone else?
basically some people have such a low self esteem that if they somehow get a wife that actually loves them for their positive traits despite their shortcomings, they feel the need to fuck it up like they have always ruined anything positive in their lives, personally i really enjoy netori, netorare is letting your wife be stolen, netori is stealing the someone wife
>I know absolutely shit all about what I'm talking about, but I'm going to keep talking
Yea Forums usually hate Connie, they hate her cause she takes Steven's role, his sword and his Lion. Because Connie is a 13 years old human girl fighting against gems that should break her bones and cause it was not her show. Besides the character is superficial and boring, the explanation is that this character is not part of Steven Universe's story. But pandering for teenagers
Her fusion with Steven is annoying for Yea Forums, nobody cares about Stevonnie here
Yea but this is Steven we're talking about. He has it coming.
Can you imagine being such a complete start-to-finish beta that you have to couch all of your opinions as being someone elses, and are completely incapable of thinking for yourself.
He’s got someone a bit better
Ah, it all works out in the end when they find their perfect someones.
>nobody really cares about Stevonnie here
Bullshit, Alone Together is one of my favorite episodes.
If Pearl (an adult, a gem) rescues Steven everything is fine but Connie makes Steven to seem a low form of life. Besides her fusion is designed to be androgynous and you know how much Yea Forums appreciates it.
If they give Connie powers in future episodes for example it would be worse, it wouldn't erase that she never need the powers in first place. But young girls love Mary Sues cause they don't have the maturity to notice those characters and how the rest of the characters react to them is very strange
of course that's you user
I know user but come back in some years
I don't know if OP brought some friends from her usual site
*needed
The people who actually ship this have no right calling Steven unmanly when the majority of Marco art has him dressed as a princess and/or getting railed by a demon prince.
>Yea Forums doesnt like __________
>Yea Forums is annoyed by __________
>Yea Forums has these reasons for this
>I'm totally not hiding behind this thin venier of groupthink so I never have to stand for my own thoughts so long as I say they're someone elses!
Right. Get the fuck out, and stop avatarfaging your useless cunt.
>and stop avatarfaging your useless cunt
Such a cute kid
Steven has no masculine traits tho and he's only half of a person literally with his gem being the other half
A classic
Yeah but that half a person comes from Murdercock genes.
Hot
I'm conflicted. Stevonnie a cute, but I like Steven and Connie being individually cute even more.
Steven's a whole person. You wouldn't say you're a bald human with hair, so why say Steven is half a person with a gem?
>This garbage is better then other garbage
I agree whole heartedly, after a few stevonnie episodes I was kinda over her but I'm always happy to see Steven and Connie together. Separate but together
Havent drawn Connie in a while, so here's my contribution to the thread before it dies.
That's what I liked about the initial Stevonnie episode. Fusing and sharing an otherworldly experience together is something they both enjoyed tremendously, but Stevonnie has both Steven and Connie's desire to be with another person. The cutest part was the end where they finally unfuse and are crying and laughing together at the shared experience and are just so happy to be in each other's company again.
Goddamn, now I need to rewatch it.
Bad.
Lets go a little further...
how so? is because you dont like pepi?
Mmm....smells like a Connie thread.
Because you draw like shit.
>Slut Stevonnie
>no visible bulge
>every once in awhile when pepi shares his art, there's always some bitter fag who shits on him and then keeps false flagging claiming that pepi is the one samefaggin.
I have literally no idea who you're talking about. Stop trying to force your name to be a thing. You just have shit art, you can't deflect saying literally only one person ever doesn't like it, just accept that people dont fucking like it you autist.
Shut up, cuck.
Hey y'know how domestic abuse is like, really really terrible and shitty and nobody would ever want their spouse to beat them? And you know how bdsm is still a thing anyways? Sometimes fetish shit is just fetish shit and isn't that deep.
Slow down, hotshot, Connie is for cute and cute only.
Then I shall indulge you a bit further luv.
Wow, man just admit you have something againts pepi, who the fuck are you anyways?
this is pretty good, would you be open to a request?
Back to business..
Very good, my friend.
>obsessed with identity
Maybe reddit or discord would be a better place for you, since you're so obsessed with peoples names.
The difference is that Marco chooses to do that.
1. Lurk moar
2. Don't feed trolls
3. Just fuck already
Compelling advice from someone doing what he says not to do.
So did Steven dumbass.
Marco actually looks good doing it. Steven looks like an ugly boy in a dress.
Steven just needs to get better at shapeshifting is all
BUMP!
Connie is the furthest thing from a mary sue, she actually had to train to fight and still isn't an expert after like 3 seasons.
Pearl cucking steven is shit tier. Pearl is the one who gets cucked.
Connie Cucking steven, however, is god tier.
who else here mad that were gonna have another summer full of fucking nothing from this show?
What an ugly nigger. Please delete this.
Everyone’s got their special someone
Eh, I'm used to it at this point. Try picking up some other shows in the meantime and it'll help to pass the time.
This retarded ass 1970s anime style that all Western animation is using right now needs to fucking stop.
These two are so goddamned adorable.
Yup. So nice to have a couple in recent cartoon or anime series that develops naturally as opposed to boring shipping shit every other episode.
>boring shipping shit
Steven Universe is almost nothing but shipping shit, but it's not boring!
Is it though? Everyone already is in an established relationship or fine already. The only exception I guess is Pearl who I will admit I like following the romantic exploits of. It's the will they/won't they angle I got tired of.
How the fuck did I end up on tumblr?
Yeah, this thread is very tumblr.
I'm only in here because I'm working on something with Connie currently.
Ooh yeah, Garnet is thirsty for some fusion.
The logical choice..
Rhodenite is a cute. I hope the Off Colors get some episodes next season now that they're on Earth.
>Connie's feet
I like that there wasn't a push to immediately label them as a couple or dating. They're two people that genuinely care about each other. Whether they're bf/gf or just two close friends doesn't matter, they just love being together.
>thread not mired in bitterness = tumblr
Bet you weren't even around when Yea Forums was love.
That picture is about as tumblr as it gets.
Thanks for proving the point?
How is Bannable when it not porn?
No, thank you for proving tumblr is the most meaningless insult on this board.
Okay.
Strawmanning critics as raving lunatics is tumblr.
Strawmanning critics as obsessed with criticizing you is tumblr.
Trans shit, body positivity and body hair is tumblr.
Identifying with characters to an abnormal degree is tumblr.
OC bullshit and shitty fanfiction is tumblr.
Getting emotionally attached to characters is tumblr.
Weird shipping just for the sake of weird is tumblr.
Do I need to go on?
Just because tumblr defines a pretty broad concept doesn't mean it isn't defined.
Everyone knows exactly what it means. Anyone who isn't from tumblr, of course, that is, because
Lack of self awareness is extremely tumblr.
the lack of Comby Connie is disturbing.
if that's not to your liking, boneless Connie might be.
and of course, who could forget the wonderful corrupted Connie? this has been your small sampling of Connie variants for the day.
Fucking tasteless people
I agree Priyanka is better, but this is a Connie thread. Accompany your Priyankas with Connies.
i am quite busy with stuff in general, and i kinda dont do requests, but shot me your idea on my twitter or here
Half this shit was Yea Forums first you retard. Let go of your boogeymen and stop letting them live in your head rent free.
>boogeyman
it's an abstract descriptor that describes a certain type of people. It's perfectly fair to use it for people from Yea Forums or twittter or facebook or whateverthefuck. They don't have to be from tumblr.
Obviously tumblr didn't invent cringy fanfiction.
Duh.
the nut this thread is going to produce will be unreal
finna bouta jizz my entire soul rn
>Kill me Steven! Do it!
You know what you need? Bearded Connie
Wait, no, amputee Connie.
>original pink glasses connie is gone forever and gets no art
>Connie had rose-tinted glasses until Steven helped her see the truth
I never got this connie cucking steven meme. Shes so incredibly wet for him the entire show, it should be the other way around.
Connie being a slut is hot, Steven being a stud is not.
Also, Connie is basically the man in the relationship.
Right, but why not just have connie be uncontrollably thirsty for Steven and him being oblivious? That actually fits.
Sure.
And that's like half of the porn, is it not?
No, most of it is just connie being a massive slut, which is fine but I don't get why there is so much porn of her cucking him because it doesn't fit at all.
I think the cucking stuff just stands out because it's done by the better artists, like ohnarev, Drock, idle, etc.
I don't think it actually constitutes a large part of the porn, judging by a quick cursory glance at paheal.
>Posts pics that involve shipping a CN character with a Disney character.
>Someone responds with a GIF featuring a Heartless.
Looks like someone didn’t get the joke.
I can actually see sword connie be a badass in the kill six billion demons universe.
No kidding, I see it now, haha.
Casting such an overly wide net to accuse anyone of being what you're scared of is boogeyman, yes. Most of that shit has been normal Yea Forums behavior for years, and isn't tumblr. Grow the fuck up.
Theres like 6 pics on the entire internet of it, relax.
Wow you dont fucking say huh, wow so clever no one has ever said this before, fuck it wasnt like it was the most grade school obvious shit for the entire show or anything.
>scared of
There you go again.
I'm not scared, I'm making fun of that kinda stuff. At the very best you could say I'm disgusted by some of it, but that's quite a stretch.
Sure, you're very convincing too.
Rent free.
Seriously, you're imagining people are obsessed with you. You really should try to learn some self awareness, dude.
pls be nice, i just like random facts
>i am quite busy with stuff in general, and i kinda dont do requests, but shot me your idea on my twitter or here
well if you're still here, my request is a pretty simple one; Connie wearing the Frankie Foster LBD outfit(including the jewelry) for a date with Steven, maybe have her hair done up like in as well, maybe have her be a little embarrassed to be wearing such a bold outfit and mentioning that Amethyst helped her pick it out
>with you
>I swear this isnt an example of boogeymaning, but everyone who disagrees with me is who I'm talking about
Very very convincing.
>
Why do people always draw wreck it Ralph with a child's head
it's suppose to be Steven, you uneducated worm.
Did you honestly think I didn't know that or are you being intentionally stupid to bait replies? I'm obviously asking why people draw adult Steven like this.
Source for this one?
I'm addicted to Connie's bare shoulders.
Is that like a psychological thing or something? Because lads, im straight ADDICTED
you'd be surprised at how stupid people can be sometimes. I treat every act of ignorance as genuine, easier to assume someone knows nothing.
This may just be the sexiest image ever created.
I prefer Connie "soul-molester" Maheswaren.
Shower beer Connie is something I didn't know I needed.
Post the green.
>popping smoke
The hair in this is needlessly luxurious.
Pink highschool senior Connie then you edgy fuck.
>not a loyal Quartz soldier to her diamond
Disgraceful
Diamond lad is cute.
>dancey-lad shit-mouth
pass
call me when aweopalta comes back
only if Quartz Connie is the appropriate degree of XBOX HUEG and EXTRA THICC(and can't forget the Quartz DSL's either)
The face and hairline is a bit off. (I choose to blame the Discovery Klingons rather than the artist.) But the rest of the body is damn toned to perfection.
thanks! this was the first legit critic i hear on this thread
Anyone got the picture of steven and connie looking at her dad's models? Steven says something along the lines of "How cool is it that your dad has toys?" And she says something along the lines of "My mom makes him hide these when company comes over, but don't worry I wouldn't do that to you." then they both blush when they realize what she said? It's cute. I like it.
Sorry, have something else that's cute.
The original source isn't around anymore, but I remembered who drew it, so I did a bit of digging and found it.
That's adorable
Get her out of those granny pants.
Priyanka only wears sensible clothing. Anything else would be quite inappropriate.
Oi, this is a Connie thread.
That's classy..
It's the mutual shyness/embarrassment that really does it for me. Adorable as heck.
I can't decide which dynamic I like better:
>oh no, he's cute
>oh no, she's cute
or
>oh no, he thinks I'm cute
>oh no, she thinks I'm cute
...maybe both.
Time to Jazzercise Yea Forums!!
Connie's outfit in that episode is great, shame she never wore it again
The artist is mimicteixeira and they are honestly a treasure
Please dump, I love these two so far.
They still have a deviantart. Start with this comic and it's followups
deviantart.com
Id say 5-11 just to see the design
the combination I want to see the most is Steven 20 & Connie 7
Gimme 6-13
>No Cloud Connie outfit
It could have been perfect.
>sexy drawing of that uptight old teacher from Little Witch Academia
not sure how i feel about that
Bit on the nose.