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Fartnite #1
Blake Robinson
Jace Cook
Prepare to enter the brown-eye of the s#!%storm! The kid-tested, Drake-approved cultural phenomenon of the century gets the Keenspot parody treatment in this explosive first issue of Fartnite! Experience the flatulent adventures of a motley crew of unknown soldiers forced into a Battle Royale where all the weaponry is powered by their own super-charged farts. Whether you're currently a grade-schooler or just a grade-schooler at heart, Fartnite is gonna be a gas!
Tyler Gutierrez
Levi Collins
Ian Lopez
Jack Bell
Adam Richardson
Jordan Taylor
Aaron Cox
Zachary Gutierrez
Is this a fetish thing?
Grayson Long
Colton Davis
Jayden Ross
Michael Martin
>Oh no, a dingleberry grenade!
Jacob Rodriguez
Eli Gonzalez
Isaac Turner
Cameron Walker
Ryan Diaz
Charles Nguyen
Cooper Turner
Blake Rivera
Elijah Watson
Eli Kelly
fluctuates between cringe and ironically ok
Zachary White
Grayson Peterson
Noah Harris
Brapfags need to have their eyes gouged, and their throats ripped out.
Alexander Allen
>area woman asks to talk to manager
How did these guys manage to make a half-decent joke?
Andrew Mitchell
what the fuck is this? some kind of fetish comic? is this like that Stinky Steve comic?
Ethan Myers
Ryder Butler
>This thread.
Lincoln Bell
Your gifts are more poisoned than Eurons
Hunter Jenkins
>Ammo
Is that bread or potatoes?
Colton Foster
im from malaysia and this eisu guy used to be a professional artist here he draws for magazine circulations and stuff and he had shitloads of fans in the 2000's asking him for autographs and sketches IRL in conventions.
it breaks my heart to see him turn out like this
this is pathetic
Eli Hughes
they need to be gassed
Nolan Campbell
>Farts are disgusting
>Fortnite is cancer
>Vomit rising up within me
and yet
>the girls are hot
I need more from this artist, not involving ass gas
David Wright
what's even the point of this? they're not even disgusted at the farts or getting sick, just looks like a normal attack
Ethan Gray
And their heads smashed in,
And their hearts cut out,
And their livers removed,
And their bowels unplugged,
And their nostrils raped,
And their bottoms burned off,
And their penis--
Oliver Barnes
That's-- that's enough music for now, lads.
Jaxson Evans
It's just a poor attempt to cash in on the Fortnite craze under the guise of "parody" so they don't need to pay any licensing fees to Epic.
Justin Cooper
Is this some kind of sex thing
Lincoln Fisher
No. It's not sexy, the fart factor barely play into the plot. It's just a shitty parody (no pun intended)
Liam Torres
but that's what they want
>sniff farts for your life
>get immune to zyklon B
Charles Myers
Fucking hell, OP.
Grayson Moore
Butt why?