Be they charts or just the one special lady, post them right here.
There's a Shakespeare festival in town over the next month or so, with performances of quite a lot of The Bard's plays, even some of the less popular stuff. Which play/s does your waifu want to see, if any?
Is having Frankie as a waifu considered old school?
Reporting. Note, none of these are my waifu because she is Yea Forums, they are just my favorite Yea Forums girls.
I always liked May and Nazz better but a Marie is fine too.
I wouldn't think so. I'd say the cutoff is the switch to digital.
Fangora she gave me a midriff fetish
We could day drink together
Midriff fetish is best fetish.
Picked up.
>There's a Shakespeare festival in town over the next month or so, with performances of quite a lot of The Bard's plays, even some of the less popular stuff. Which play/s does your waifu want to see, if any
This is the thinnest excuse for a waifu thread I've ever seen
She'd probably want to watch Hamlet or Macbeth.
Still in awe that she won
>raven
This is the new generation old man. Make way for the new goth waifu.
Old or new, she's no Raven. Still, better than the low tier "goths" like Sam Manson.
>she's no Raven
How about now?
It's not the look that matters as much as the voice and personality. She's fine, just not peak Yea Forumsgirl imo.
still
We lost one for the fucking ages. She'll be remembered fondly, but they threw out her destiny of one of the legendary waifus of the 10's.
she needs better taste in women...
They made her a lesbian? Why? It seems like something that would alienate their audience.
tldr, Nefcy is getting cucked out of her own show by an insistent SJW writer.
Given how often these threads seem to get deleted, do you guys think that maybe we should migrate to /trash/? I know it's not ideal, but better than the alternative of getting threads deleted...
The best
If Pantha did want to see anything, it'd probably be a comedy - Merry Wives or Midsummer Night's
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
I can't wait for the mods to delete this again while leaving the husbando thread alone
and why do you think this one won't die?
What moment or experience in your life did you guys garner your tastes/fetishes? Might as well keep the thread going with some discussion.
basically, i watched the film in junior high, and i acquired a taste for hypno. and also my fears
I feel like for me it was a gradual thing. I was raised by a tomboy single mother who wasn't really very feminine or traditionally motherly. My first kiss was when a girl pinned me to a wall and smooched me when I was like 7. Growing up I had a pretty submissive and shy personality, so I guess I started to gravitate towards forward girls. Not sure I can pin it down to one specific moment, but I just gradually became more and more into femdom and mature women.
More recently, following a horrible break-up and a subsequent depression, I've developed a strong affinity for motherly/nurturing women regardless of age. I think that might be a case of emotional wish fulfillment since my ex was a selfish, icy bitch.
Into mature women and especially teachers.
I think you guys can guess what led to me to developing that.
I'm a simple girl, I like tomboys doing tomboy things.
>not making Harley Quinn the jester
>or at least the bard
blasphemous.
I don't know much about plays and the only plays I have seen was The Nutcracker like 12 times and a play of Little Shop of Horror. So Idk maybe we go try out that Founding Father play then fuck around in a escape puzzle room afterwards.
Wonder Woman is probably a fan of Greek tragedies and comedies. The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Oedipus Rex by Sophocles, so I'll just say that.
Well it's his own list, but a good portion of them are just like 12-15ish year old girls. To each man his own I guess.
eh, Harley is not fun anymore
You could always just use the DCAU version.
storytime pls satan
to be quite honest I forgot about Harley since I lost interest in her, Foolduke is there because I couldnt remember any other clowngirl, also heres the template if anyones interested
>Waifu No. 713 - Carmilla (Castlevania)
>Foreplay Greentext
Too lewd. I'll just do the next one down.
>What do you two have in common?
I imagine we both have about the same levels of disregard for my own continued well-being and happiness, so there's that.
>Average day with DCAU Vixen?
Assuming she's a model in this continuity too, she'll probably have a busy work schedule between that and Justice League duties. We probably won't be able to do much until she's off the clock, and odds are we'll probably just lounge around her place for most of it - superheroing and modeling are pretty exhausting jobs. If there's something fun on, then we'll probably go there.
Yeah, what's WITH that? Are we seriously going to have to migrate to /trash/? I'll be alright, I have three furries on my chart, I'm just worried about everyone else having to adjust.
I realised I was into muscular women from a very early age - I think it was a combination of THAT scene of She-Hulk transforming in the 90s Hulk cartoon and Chyna from the WWF that really sparked it in me. I got into as much fetish sites as I could around the turn of the millennium - Diana the Valkyrie was a pretty good resource, although I quickly realised that I wasn't a huge fan of the CRAWL WORM shit that makes up 90% of their material. Flash forward a few years, and I've realised that most female bodybuilders aren't as hot as the internet has led me to believe - not only do steroids give them weird jawlines, but that crap can also fuck up your heart. That's why I'm really worried by the rise in anavar by women...
>Waifu No. 719 - Wonder Woman (DC)
>Why would they break up with you?
Well, if we're suspending our disbelief for the fact that she'd be dating me in the first place, I just don't think we'd have enough in common. Given the stresses and obligations of her highly active lifestyle and her almost total disconnect from pop culture, we'd basically have nothing to discuss. Sure, we'd probably be happy to listen to one another and act as sources of emotional support, but that can only really extend so far and I reckon she'd just wind up getting bored of me.
I can see her getting a kick out of Romeo and Juliet or maybe The Tempest so she can hold it up as an example of how magic ruins everything. She'd make a lot of cheeky comments while the plays are going on, much to everyone else's annoyance (with the exception of myself and her dad if he's there). It would be like the Scottish version of MST3K.
The /r9k/ threads are comfy, but we don't allow chartfags.
I can't say there was a moment or experience. I've just always liked tomboy-ish, assertive girls like Merida. Girls who can take punches and give some back, but aren't flawless. I suppose you can blame my upbringing. I'm a lot like my dad, and he's a rough bastard. I also grew up in shitty neighbourhoods in a shitty country. I got into a lot of fights and am always inching for a new one. It's somewhat the opposite of , where I don't want much femininity out of someone. Secondly, Gingers are like unicorns where I live, so seeing them anywhere was immediately interesting. Merida hits all the right notes for me. I love her everything.
>Ideal present for Christmas
Soraka seems like the kind of girl who'll love a travelling kettle.
>Waifu No. 715 - Power Girl (DC)
>Describe Your First Date
I can't really imagine anywhere I'd be able to take a Kryptonian CEO to that would really impress or surprise her, but given what a workaholic Kara can be and how charmed she is by genuine romantic interest for her that goes beyond her breasts, I would probably try to keep it low budget and intimate more than anything else. Maybe she could fly us up to some landmark for a picnic or we could just watch TV and eat take-away at her place after a long day. Either way, she's not the sort of person to put out on the first date, so it would probably end either in her flying me home if it went well or kicking me out if it didn't.
how do you mean
wouldnt that make you GAY
Well, there's always Timon of Athens or Two Noble Kinsmen. Hippolyta is in A Midsummer Night's Dream, but so is Theseus, which I imagine would be awkward for her
>What does Vixen smell like?
Probably something kinda pricey that I will just say "Oh, that smells nice" whenever I do take a sniff. It's okay - she bought it for her, not me.
Don't get me started at that. I haven't got a clue as to why these threads are getting deleted as quickly as they are. If it keeps it up, we might. Never been to /trash/ before but can't be worse then /pol/ or /bant/ eh?
>celebrate Waifu's birthday
Breakfast in bed, spa treatment in the afternoon with a homemade lobster meal for dinner. End the night off with aged wine near the fireplace.
Just to expand on some of my other choices... you may have noticed a few older women in my chart. That's mostly an offshoot of my early internet porn days - I realised I liked the idea of a wise and sexually confident woman taking charge in the bedroom i.e. somebody who knows what they're doing. Curiously, I HATE shota and mommy doming stuff - nothing makes me NOPE out faster than a woman saying "Call me 'Mommy'" no offence, giga--chart guy
>tfw too old for cougars now
>Lewd greentext for Lily
I like a challenge...
>be me in a webcomic that was really great before the hiatus and art style shift
>it's late
>Lily's just finished her lesson plan for tomorrow, and she's dead on her feet
>I guide her over to the couch, asking if she's okay
>She's fine, just needs a drink
>I get her some ice tea to perk her up a bit
>After a few sips she's much better
>She strokes my face affectionately
>then her hand goes lower
>and lower
>I comment that she's feeling a lot better
>She gives me a look that tells me how much better she's feeling
>I move in, kissing down her neck
>She tells me it's super effective
>I start doing vaguely Pokemon-related dirty talk and GOD FUCKING DAMN IT CAMILLE AND YOUR RETARDED NINJA COSTUME NINJAS DIDN'T EVEN WEAR BLACK ALSO HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ON THE CEILING
Bi, but yeah sorry.
If she didn't she would've killed and skinned whoever did
>I started getting /fit/ and instead of going full gay I began sexualizing women who attained what I sought. I guess it was like achieving two goals for the price of one.
too bad jasper looks like shit in her show and the only fuckable looking gems are White and Blue Diamond
I've always enjoyed aggressive girls, I find they help me keep motivated and keep me on my toes. Cliche as it is, I like playing with fire and I don't mind getting burnt in the process.
>What costume would they wear for Halloween?
Pic related.
Tell you what - if this thread gets deleted, then I'll start a trial thread in /trash/ asap. If this thread dies a natural death, I'll start a new one, and if THAT thread gets deleted, I'll make a trial thread on /trash/ asap.
>lewd greentext for Cass?
My my, this is quite the thread for titillating my writing skills!
>be me in Earth-14123
>it's late afternoon
>Cass rings me up on the phone to ask me how my day was
>she sounds kinda weird on the phone, so I come over to make sure she's okay
>she thanks me for stopping by, but insists she's fine, just a little tired
>Hiro and his friends are out again, and the cafe was busier than usual today
>we end up spooning on the couch for a while
>she's a little more touchy-feely than usual, but I'm more than okay with that
>all goes well right up until she realises my boner is poking her butt
>we exchange looks to determine just what we both intend to do about it
>I've clearly piqued her interest, but she's just as clearly dog-tired from work
>I tell her it's okay, I'll take care of her
>I ask her if she wants to do it here, or in her room
>She's a little paranoid about Hiro coming in, so her room it is
>I scoop her up in a fireman's lift, then go upstairs to give her the best damn cunnilingus she's ever had
something something jasmine
Finally, a thread that won't get deleted.
Sounds good.
Alright, sure. Back in highschool, I had this really hot English teacher. Also, side note. Why are English teachers so consistently hot? Like of all the teachers I've ever had, English ones were the best, by far. I wonder if there's a reason?
Getting back on track, I was in tenth grade at the time. I was tall and fairly handsome, but I was still pretty socially awkward and a virgin. Let's call her Ms. Adams. She was nice, pretty young and really hot. She was a tall redheaded woman. She pretty quickly took a liking to me, probably since I was good at English. We got pretty close to each other. It was really the only class where I personally liked my teacher. Then I started noticing on tests on homework that she would basically give me free points and ignored some wrong answers I gave. Of course I didn't mind.
So one day after class she asked me to help her carry some stacks of papers to the copying room or something. This was my last class of the day, so most of the teachers and students had left the school. We head inside and we need to put some extra materials in a cabinet. She's having a hard time reaching it, so I put my stuff down on a nearby counter and I walk up behind her to help her. I tell her I have it, and I grab it from her hands and place them in the cabinet. She thanks me and turns around. I had to reach over her for the cabinet, so I'm like leaning over her, and she's leaned back on the counter behind her. We both just sort of look at each other and we mutually lean in and begin to make out. I also remember distinctly that since I wasn't experienced at all, we clicked our teeth together when we first leaned in. Though, she just laughed and said "No, like this." and then leaned back in to kiss for real.
It didn't get that much past kissing that day, though it eventually did. I did grab her ass and kiss her neck, so it wasn't a total loss. She gave me her number after that. Felt good, guys.
good fuckin' shit.
feel free to continue...
Yeah, I don't buy this. It reads like something out of a porn movie.
>How does Ms Lily smell?
fragrantica.com
My English teacher could've been played by Miriam Margoyles. However, trips demand you continue.
This sounds pretty believable. Nothing too extraordinary happened plus this stuff happens all the time.
Pushing for a continue, also, when did this happen?
Nice
You've probably seen it by now.
Keep reaching for the dream, my friend.
>Average day with Twintelle?
She'll either be on-set for her latest movie, in which case the most I can get with her is a phone call, or she'll be on the press junket/doing ARMS fights, so that will probably keep her busy. She seems like the kind of person who likes to keep busy, so she probably flits between the jet set and attending stuff that's avant-garde.
>waifu thread
I'll cut ya before ya do ya wildly git!
>What kind of food does Asuka-chan like?
Google seems to indicate that she likes her native cuisine, especially seafood.
>Which play/s does your waifu want to see, if any?
Macbeth and Othello
roll
I developed my taste in qt alternative girls around my junior or senior year of high school. I don't know exactly what lead to it developing, but hey it works out now that I'm in my college's art program.
Based if true. Reminded me of this song
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Adorable library witch is very adorable.
>Average day with Cass?
She's busy with the cafe, so unless I'm working on the till then I won't see her until closing time. What happens in the evening depends on whether Hiro will in for dinner, I guess; either way we'll be chilling out, with varying degrees of intimacy depending on the Hiro situation.
jeez, haven't you already tried every option on that chart already?
-A Midsummer Night's Dream
-Julius Caesar
-King Lear
-Macbeth
-Othello
-Romeo & Juliet
if you are going to, please don't do it anally.
psychologically profile me anons
Nigger I don't know
roll
You know, I think it's just growing up with FPS games and sci-fi movies, where the women by default have to be strong. That's probably what made me the way I am
Good taste femanon, tfw no tomboy gf
You like emotionally and physically strong woman.
>tfw no tomboy gf
Just so long as Heavy Vinyl returns I'll be content for now.
>How does Tomoko-chan smell?
Depending on the time of day, either of sweat or whatever perfume she likes. If she's in a bodybuilding competition, then she'd smell of tanning oil or whatever it is they slather on.
You'd think so, but here we are! I'm hoping the other roll chart will show up at some point
You like a woman who'll stand her ground, but still has some playfulness and doesn't take herself too seriously. You like give and take in a relationship, but you are more than willing to give way and let your partner take the lead, while still offering a shoulder for her to lean on.
Oh fuck I forgot to respond to the roll I did
>What do they do in their free time
Read, write, listen to music, research spellcasting and other occult stuff.
You're goddamn right
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Ah'll beat ye 'til yer black 'n blue if ye fuck with mah burd, ye ruddy cunt.
Tomboys are the last thing God gave to us before cutting us off for good. We have done little to honor this gift.
>You like a woman who'll stand her ground, but still has some playfulness and doesn't take herself too seriously. You like give and take in a relationship, but you are more than willing to give way and let your partner take the lead, while still offering a shoulder for her to lean on.
That statement can apply to most of us, which isn't a bad thing.
Out of here you fucking pants wearing barbarian.
>Why do you like Cass?
Owns her own home AND business (which she runs successfully), intelligent, cute AND slightly ditzy... she's the full package.
Happened in 2012, last semester of tenth.
Sorry if this took a while, just got back on. Continuing, I remember going into class the next day, nervous on how it would play out. I hadn't contacted her number yet. I'm pretty sure it was a Friday. I enter the class, and I see the teacher again. We both smile warmly at each other, before going about our business. During the lesson I remember her looking at me a lot. Then I remember at the end of class I went to her desk, asking her if she'd like to do something over the weekend, through my shaking tenth grade voice. Also, I forgot to mention that she was the second time I'd ever kissed a girl. The first was during a short-lived relationship in seventh grade. Although, it was almost short enough for me to not even count it. Lasted a week or two, if I remember correctly.
Anyway, she looks up at me and smiles, telling me that she was free tomorrow afternoon. She then asked me what we would do. Oh fuck. Uh...
As you guys could probably guess, I didn't interact with girls often. I stuttered a bit and suggest the first thing that came to my head. A movie, maybe? She laughed. I think she found my inexperience and awkwardness cute, in the very least. She said no, reminding me that she was almost twice my age and the last thing we'd want to do is go in the open and be recognized by other kids from school. Oh yeah, forgot about that. There was a couple seconds of unpleasant silence until she spoke up with an idea. She suggested going on a drive. Just me and her. Well I obviously agreed. I also don't really know what made her fall for me in particular, but perhaps she was just into younger guys? I said I couldn't wait, and left. I then remember texting her on my shitty iPhone 4 all night that day.
>Average day with Tomoko-chan?
I'unno, lifting and chilling out?
Psychoanalyze me or whatever it is you autists do. Just for the record, I only make these things because I love charts. The whole "falling in love with a fictional character" is straight up bonkers.
Also, Jeannie is pure, and AoXM is not canon. You hear me? Those disgusting little runts who niggered my Jeannie didn't write a canon story. Just their fapfics that they flick their beans to. Are we clear?
>The whole "falling in love with a fictional character" is straight up bonkers.
Maybe it is, but that doesn't change the fact that it happens.
Betty Boop is all I need.
You really dig blondes and redheads in tight clothes apparently.
>Why do you like Cass?
Already answered, rerolling
Okay, Mr Defensive, you're probably into rough stuff
>The whole "falling in love with a fictional character" is straight up bonkers.
I love my puppet we life very much.
>How does Milly smell?
I imagine she'll always try and smell nice, so probably a mid-price perfume mixed with desert sand.
t. normalfag
I'm a weeb but I do have a thing for Mandie, Dominator, Hekapoo, Purple Horse, and a couple others
I want to hate this but it has Nicole
I’ve been meaning to ask but are you the one user in the Hilda thread who said he was gonna try to get an IRL Librarian gf? You mentioning being in college reminded me.
Claimed
We'd probably see the timeless classic, Gnomeo and Juliet
>Why do you like Vixen?
I'm attracted to women who are sexually confident and just have their shit together in general
Azula was so fucking cool when she went all crazy and stuff.
work in progress
nice charts
I like Gaz better. Especially because she has that cute pot belly. You don't see too many female characters like Ms. Digzy in cartoons.
Ava!
Where would you go on date night?
>To a drive in theater in one of my classic cars
real ones
the rest of you are shook ones
Which Chaos God would your waifu worship?
vidya but who cares
Rollin’
>Draw Aiko in 100 seconds!
Nnnnnnnah, I'm tired
I'd take Pantha to a nice restaurant.
I'unno, Khorne? He's the BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD one, right?
>Very hot women.
>2 little girls.
God, dammit.
Hamlet.
Yep that's me. The quest isn't going so well right now
>the rest of you are shook ones
What's that supposed to mean.
If we have tickets, I'd take her to a concert for a band she likes (chances are I like them too). But I wouldn't mind having a /nightwalk/ with her.
People really like Wondy around here, huh?
Khorne. I can even see her becoming a Daemon Prince(ss) like Angron, fueled by pure rage and bloodlust.
>"BLOOD FER THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FER HIS SKULL THRONE!"
But that's not Lily.
Have to be high class where the food is phenomenal and make sure it's just us in the restaurant.
Honestly, I'd think Azula would worship Slaanesh.
I need a template or another collage making site. I'm just gonna reveal my power level at this point.
The blue haired kanker is so fucking overrated.
I love that adorable Nightkin grandma, but Cass is my favourite companion.
>Where would you go on date night?
I'll take her out camping for a night.
Its so hard to pick just one, I don't think I could ever really waifu a character the same way some of you autists do. That said, there's a few outliers.
gonna have to round this out to 13 eventually
>Angelica
>Hayley
wack
the rest are based though
You heard me.
>shook
>ones
>having multiple waifus
yikes!
it doesn't
I only have one waifu but I don't mind those guys but I feel like some of them have way too much. Like 3? Okay 9? alright then. 60 to 100? Are you trying to build an army?
I have one and it's Soraka! All the others are just there for sexy time.
Come on bro-ham we all know you have at least 60 of them.
>fucking anyone besides your waifu
DESU Any girl Artgerm or Sakimichan draws
What? She needs a break after I get done with her.
This thread needs something.
You shook af
>Are you trying to build an army?
He knows. Execute.
Smug with short blue hair is the thinking man's choice
Rolling
>What do they do in their free time?
Eating things and attending wrestling matches.
aristophanes made some good comedies
She can handle my snake anytime
Both of them. I want them to fuck each other senseless right in front of me.
I don't recall having any tastes or preferences before the first time I saw her. I just knew it was her and it could only ever be her.
I just want to protect her smile.
>Out of here you fucking pants wearing barbarian.
Definitely not a barbarian, and it is debatable if he is pants wearing: that reaction face belongs to a Roman soldier, who got trapped in a women-only village. The women in question murder you once you go limp after sex.
Source?
I drew this headshot of my wife last night.
I’ll take Cass
Nice.
Thanks. I was so tired and my arms hurt, but I don't think I could allow myself to sleep without coloring.
Dedicated to his craft
Is she into lumberjack foreplay
Not exactly, but wow. You kinda drew her really well. I love/am conflicted by this Thanks for putting time into this.
>Not exactly
Elaborate.
Sorry, I should've just said no. She's too innocent and unassuming to know about sexual activity.
>How does Milly smell?
Already answered, rerolling
To me, it's more like that's who my waifu would be in that universe.
Middle is who you'd marry. The rest are who you find the most attractive.
Excellent taste, good sir
>What does Asuka-chan do in her free time?
Right now, sitting around and wondering why WWE is fucking her around for no good reason.
>Zarya seems upset, how do you cheer her up?
Talk to her, like an actual adult. If that doesn't work, then see if she can break her record for benchpressing me.
Alright everyone, do you take your waifu out for Cinco De Drinko today? What are you all drinking? It better be good.
Could probably drink more than me. She's not a heavy drinker though.
I don't drink alcohol
>theaterfaggot
I'm pretty sure you're not interested in women, OP.
She's been shown drinking, so she'd probably go out and party, yes. I'd never had booze, though.
I'm teetotal, so odds are Pantha and I would just go for the cultural stuff instead of going out boozing. Either that or she'd go out drinking with friends, because it's okay for a couple to not spend every waking moment together. I don't even think Cinco de Mayo is that much of a "St Paddy's Day, only for Mexicans" in Mexico itself.
>Draw Volcana!
I'd do my usual thing of fucking around with some photo I found in GIS on Paint, but searching for thicc jew women is not as successful as you would think
Black Canary is my waifu.
>I don't even think Cinco de Mayo is that much of a "St Paddy's Day, only for Mexicans" in Mexico itself.
It's not! It's just a excuse to go out to have some fun and drinks!
You lot get Shirley Temple.
Can't I just have a Coke?
I don't need a holiday I don't celebrate as an excuse to go drinking with her. Technically, she's still underage but fuck that, she's Scottish.
The only good page to come out of Heroes in Crisis.
No you're getting a Roy Rogers
Dude, the age limit over there is as soon as you reach the top of the bar.
>/volcanacore/?
She's probably really into those "80s hits" stations, so I could just introduce her to Postmodern Jukebox and blow her mind
>everyone's reaction to every issue of Heroes in Crisis
>It's just a excuse to go out to have some fun and drinks!
That sounds a lot like St Paddy's to me...
I'll take a milk!
Great taste!
>First date with Asuka-chan?
Dinner at a nice restaurant that looks suspiciously like backstage at that warehouse where Vince films every promo ever. The New Day show up in a variety of increasingly unconvincing disguises to "help" me woo her, and The Bella Twins try to ambush Asuka, leading to a 2-on-1 handicap match at Summerslam.
Oh, and I guess the date goes alright, and I end up being her manager or something.
>Draw Milly!
I really need to change that one.
if she does drink, it would probably be something fancy like wine
>Asuka-chan meeting your folks?
Provided Asuka-chan doesn't dye her hair or dress too weird, it should be alright... until Charlotte Flair invades to set up a feud that'll get resolved at Survivor Series.
>Average day with Twintelle?
Already answered, rerolling.
>Implying Scots aren't born with drink in hand.
>How does Cass smell?
Of coffee and cinnamon
/marveladventurestigracore/?
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Peni is the reason I saw Spider-Verse.
malawaifu
fact: i actually ordered an "artifact" based on malachite's design to make her more real
Ava Ire lights a fire in my heart
Artist name?
>Vixen's favorite position?
She seems like the kind of lady who's into facesitting, maybe just frottaging. Just a hunch of mine.
Sir, you're gonna have to come down to the station for a bit.
i was 13 when the comic started
Thats a negative stereotype!
....I assume.
Boco, ye auld fuck-up, Ah'm sure the average Scot doesnae give one shite aboot "negative stereotypes".
Bump.
You're not 12 anymore and she's still young in the comic
You're going to jail son
my head cannon is different
good taste user, good taste
I'm baaaaaaaack. Did you miss me anons?
Who are you?
no Flora? you disappoint me
Claim your obscure waifu, here's mine
I wanna hug Gwen
I have only one, but roll I suppose.
So, how does it feel knowing that the Husbando thread is beating us? Are we really just take that from them? Also Why are there two threads? Shouldn't they be together?
To be fair, the other thread is older
>why would they break up with you
Aww man... well, probably my alcoholism, or having to put up with my more unusual fetishes.
I feel you should re-roll, that's a bad question to be given
'kay. Maybe a thiccer Ahsoka'll be luckier.
Guess so! Given her personality, I think she'd prefer to be on top, but still making an intimate connection, so some variation of cowgirl.
Fuck Fair! Also I think we should have beaten them by now.
bump
Mandatory in a waifu thread.
Lets play a game of spot the furfag!
>nipple
>dedication
I like you
>Mei in a velma costume
Good taste
Updated
Don't joke like that user, Cass is mine! REEEEEEEEEEEE
Where would you go for your honeymoon?
>Probably a luxury hotel in the caribbean
I don't know. Maybe Sri Lanka
Japan for sure. I'm no weeb but I've always wanted to go there, and I've daydreamed about being there with her.
The love of my life
I'd recommend Hokkaido.
Lot's of nature to go hiking and plenty of hearty meat dishes.
My latest. Disney Princesses are hot; Netflix Princesses are cute and adorabobble.
Hello
>Why do you like Pantha?
She ticks a lot of boxes for me physically, and there's enough about her personality in the brief moments she was on-screen that both attracts me AND doesn't make her a complete tabula rasa for me to project onto her.
Also, she's a pro wrestler. That's COOL.
Honestly, I'm pretty sure that the janitor who keeps deleting these threads took the weekend off, and I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. I'm still prepared to migrate to /trash/ if need be.
Niagara Falls
Mine now!
It’s only harem threads that get deleted from what I see.
>Christmas present for Cass?
>Ideal Christmas present for Cass?
Album of that band she likes. CD, vinyl, whichever kind of player she has. I'll co-ordinate with Hiro to make sure he's not getting her the exact same thing and/or got a better idea and needs some extra cash for it.
Trust me, waifu threads have been deleted as well.
Both will get deleted but it’s a guaranteed deletion for the former for whatever reason
A nice cabin stocked with food and wine in the woods where we can stay together for a week, showering each other with attention. I honestly believe she'd rather go the beach at a luxury hotel for the week, but I don't need her burning volleyball nets like the last time she went to the beach.
Ahh, Hokkaido. Good memories.
Maybe we got lucky and the janitor got some flak from the mod on Yea Forums?Or I and Azula will be seeing you on /trash/ for the next thread. Hoping for the former, but it's probably the later.
Cancun, Bahamas, Caribbean...one of those nice beach resort places.
>Thoughts on Milly's original work?
Trigun was one of the better animes to come out of that time period - just behind Outlaw Star in terms of quality, imo
The prevailing theory is a mod/janitor gets triggered by charts
And turbo lesbian.
Maybe mods are starting to accept that this threads exist and they will keep on existing.
>How does Twintelle smell?
Fancy, by hell!
I wonder, is it the multiple waifus or the chart format itself that's pissing him off. Or did someone call his waifu shit, and he's out for blood.
nowhere 'cause i don't need that fancy shit
Or maybe is it because some of the waifus are forbbiden in Yea Forums
Having problems to pick one waifu? Here's an easy solution.
Have't seen her around here.
>gook
>a literal fucking rock
garbage tier taste
>Thoughts on Cass' original work?
Big Hero 6 is a damn good movie. It toes the line between focusing on the protagonist and giving the rest of the team enough focus, which is hard to do in a comic book team movie. The only movie I can think of that does that better is the first TMNT movie. I'm pretty sure Cass isn't in the original Marvel miniseries, but even if she was I'm sure she'd be completely different.
The other list of questions does have the option of merging one waifu with another - I just use an online dice roller for that one
Then blame the individual, not the whole.
It's hard to do that there are more than one guy who likes them.
The anime waifus, Gruftine and that guy who had the chart with a humanized horse in the center. Or the guy who conplained a lot about some of the waifus were underage.
And Yea Forums is not a place known for it's fairness.
Then I see three ways this can play.
1. We do this dance with the Janitor, and the waifu threads are deleted when he gets them.
2. The Janitor accepts that these threads are a part of an older tradition and gives a blind eye to waifu threads, so long as they don't get to off course, such as having charts with all anime waifus.
3. We migrate if these threads aren't allowed anymore. It's not the prettiest of places, but we'd be allowed to have our threads.
We need too make numerous threads, posts at the speed of light. We reach the bump limit and we make another one, we can have 3 threads per day.
Waifu Blitzkrieg?
I don't speak Nazi but I will say yes because it sounds cool.
We expand, we use charts, that crappy roll system but expanded. We write about the first time we met our waifu/s and how did we feel when we first saw them.
We talk about if we trully love them or we are just saying theyare best girl/s or if we have some problems in our lives and we fill those gaps with waifus and we end up giving each other encouraging.
Shots fired.
>Draw Vixen!
Okay, this one got a little... "sloppy" at the end, know what I mean? I WAS drawing it with one hand...
No. No, no no no no no.
NO.
The reason Yea Forums is fine with waifu threads is because we don't outstay our welcome. If we change the rules of engagement, then everyone else will turn on us.
This thread needs some CEO waifu.
We are way better than the other crappy threads like the ones with shipping wars of Starvs that end up deraling into shitposting.
>What does MA Tigra smell like?
She's shown to use smell a lot in her own, so I imagine she probably doesn't use a strong perfume herself. She also seems fine with being a cat person, so I imagine she won't really try to hide her natural musk too much, unless people mention it.
Yes, and that's because we don't overstay our welcome. If we start this blitzkreig bullshit, then a) we'll run out of stuff to talk about and b) people will be sick of us hogging so much space, and start shitposting in our threads. We operate on a gentlemen's agreement here, so let's be gentlemen.
Mods are not gentlemanly when they erase our threads for the heck of it. We never reach bump limit.
And we never talk per-se we just post images of our waifus, roll of the chart sometimes and write almost the same things over and over again.
I just say, rather than blitzkrieging we should do more things, find topics or some shit to talk about. All in our self-contained thread.
I agree with what your saying. Blitzing wouldn't be a wise idea, since we'll go the way the damn ponies did. If we show we can play nice, maybe the Janitor will fuck off and let us have our peace.
Let's admit that we are not that different from the horse guys the only difference is that we have a wider range of waifus that goes from little girls, wrestlers, power hungry bitches, vampires and furfaggotry.
I like to think we have slightly better control over our autism, but that's about it.
user...we make waifu charts and kingdom charts. We have anons that want to fuck library girl from Hilda, others that want to fuck Hilda and/or her mother, others that want to fuck Gruftine or the teenage version of her, others that want to fuck Azula knowing the rule that IRL you never stick your dick in crazy bitches, others that want to fuck Cassandra/Rapunzel or Pantha kinda normal there and so on with underage girls, phisologicaly damaged girls, the situational furries/scalies, gems and even nameless background characters.
It's like telling a nazi "We are not jews, we are zionists".
We are autistic as fuck, just like the horse guys. We only need to make a thread and eventualy start a shitstorm with the classic "your waifu is shit" argument I hope we don't end up in that situation, but we are autistic...but so are all the threads and boards in this site.
>Draw Felicia!
Okay!
To be gair, bump limit on Yea Forums is 500+ posts. I'll be the first to agree that we need more actual discussion - I'd say that we need to use the roll charts more, but I WOULD say that...
I think somebody mentioned we could start drawing our waifus more - I know I've been meaning to start using my tablet for more art stuff.
I'd rather we took the high road and left
I think the fact that some of us can admit our waifus probably wouldn't even be interested in us to begin with (myself included) shows a lot of maturity on our parts.
>Drawing
Yes, it's the first step to get more content, writefags will be drawn here or some of them will be born in here, even if it is shitty at the begining it's a start.
>admit our waifus probably wouldn't even be interested in us to begin with (myself included) shows a lot of maturity on our parts.
Like I said many threads ago it depends on the situation, I have to analise how I enter into their world, what do I do there (am I a citizen, do I have a job, I am a stranded visitor from another dimension, I am visiting their country/city and so on) I need context because almost non of all the waifus that we post here live were we live, some of them are not even human or live in different countries.
Depending on my situation and, most importantly, how do I meet them I may end up befriending some of them, if that happens then see I can work my way up.
This kind of topic would be perfect for discussion or even headstart some writefags. Not only harem writefags but compeling stories where the heroe doesn't win the girl or they even end up as enemies. There we can see how much we know our waifus and how the chemistry, if any, between us would be.
>What does MA Tigra smell like?
Already answered, rerolling.
Well, it's a case of "easy to say..."
At the end of the day, you have to want to draw/write about this kind of thing. Not saying I wouldn't want to see more of it, but somebody needs to get the ball rolling.
I know it's a hard process, but if we start with the drawing and some anons see that the drawfags improve and give quality material, maybe the writefags will get inspired to provide as well or maybe they can give it a try here since we can't be too toxic with each other. In the horse boards writefags start like that they write some not so good material but then they improve and become important parts otheir respective threads.
I am just giving ideas to show that we are more than just autistic guys that circlejerk their waifus in every thread.
>How do you celebrate Pantha's birthday?
Well, assuming that cartoon!Pantha's backstory is the same as it was in the original Wolfman/Perez run, she doesn't actually know her birthday. Closest thing would be the anniversary of her very first match as a luchadora, in which case I'd ask the guy running the promotion she's in to lay on a little celebration - maybe a surprise party or something.Pre-recorded, of course; doing it live on TV and she might get emotional - I don't want that kind of shoot in our promos.
It's certainly a worthwhile endeavor
>What food would Milly like?
She's the kind of lady you can put anything in front of her and she'll eat it - she's very big on not wasting food.
So, you want this to become a general? That's no bueno, chummer. The mods will come after us hard.
>Why would Felicia break up with you?
Probably to protect me from the other Darkstalkers and the general bullshit in her life. Just to rub salt in the wound I'll end up killed off-screen for added angst by... let's say Q-Bee.
Well, we wouldn't call ourselves a general per se of course... but there's no harm in exercising our creative muscles.
Dude the horse board had a cleansing of generals. They just change the name of "general" for "thread" and they left them alone. We don't have to label ourselves as a general, we are just a pretty active thread of Yea Forums related content.
>Volcana's meeting your folks! How badly does THAT go?
Yeah, this one will require laying quite a lot of groundwork on my part. They won't be thrilled about her being a former supervillainess (who recently got back into the game, thank you very much Charles Soule) but when they do all meet for the first time she'll eventually overcome that hurdle by being so darn sweet... right up until She-Hulk and Titania come barreling through, smacking each other around for some stupid reason.
>We don't have to label ourselves as a general, we are just a pretty active thread of Yea Forums related content.
Well, until we start producing Yea Forums-related content we're nothing more than a circlejerk.
step aside the alpha has arrived
>What food does Tomoko-chan like?
Probably stuff that's high-protein, like fish and maybe lean steaks?
That's a damn good list there
>Why do you like Pantha?
Already answered, rerolling.
Probably fuck around in the garage.
post a flaw of your waifu. every waifu has one.
>I think the fact that some of us can admit our waifus probably wouldn't even be interested in us to begin with
Its just the sad truth...
>How does Asuka-chan feel?
Like fire across the ocean and lightning in a bottle and unbridled joy and sweet mountain air, all in human form
Pnatha doesn't seem to understand that most matches are works, not shoots. Hell, Cyborg just wanted to talk to her for five minutes, and she decided to get him involved in a battle royale. I assume the other guys were rudos, otherwise she's just the Sexy Genderswapped Mexican version of Ahmed Johnson...
She's not real!
Jenny get cares too much what others think about her because she just wants to fit in, it easily gets to her when she is made fun of.
>How does Cass smell?
Already answered, rerolling.
She's very stubborn. Her stubbornness led her to make a stupid decision and hurt her mum. She's also full of pride, which is why she initially doesn't see herself at fault. I can relate.
I love Raven!
Fuck off Pan.
>Christmas present for Marvel Adventures Tigra?
Books about a female P.I. (that was her job before she joined the Avengers)
She's domineering, petty, far too prideful, and possibly a sociopath.
She can be way over her head and she's a little socially inept
She's also chaotic neutral so you never know when she's gonna switch sides
your waifu is riding Hordaks dick
Rhodonite
rollin
She's 60 feet tall, so that's going to make lovemaking difficult
How does this work? Do I have to pick the age range and then look at the roll?
I think she's pretty neat and vastly underrated.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Nebula so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go watch Avengers Endgame I get a massive erection at the movie theatre. I've seen literally every rule 34 post and porn parody there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Nebula. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Nebula's tight smurfette pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/cyborg babies. Fuck, my mom caught me with the toaser. I'd painted it blue so it would look like her. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my GOTG and GOTG Vol. 2 4k Blurays. I might never get to see Nebula again.
Yummy pasta.
ok then
Black Siren needs love and firm dickings.
>not being real
>a flaw
Tell me, user. You've been real for quite some time now: what is it exactly about being real that makes it so desirable?
How do you waifufags cope with your waifu getting usually shipped with someone in her show/cartoon/comic? Or even worse, with an actual relationship happening already? Asking for a friend.
Lt. Fox Vixen, Keoteo and pretty much any other character from Squirrel and Hedgehog. I can't post them because you'll know what happen. So here's a background from an old forced meme instead.
Are you fucking joking? Are you going to neck yourself if I don't answer correctly so you can be with your waifu?
A glass of magic bleach helps.
Don't suck on the magic Bleach user. I want to alive and well so I can be mean to you.
2019.... I am forgotten...
The porn will live on.
Phantasma. also does anybody have the rest of this? i remember brokenlynx/cheesecakebylynx did some story stuff back in 2016, or was it 2017?
Shakespeare festival, eh? I'm guessing Ashland, OR?
I think it might be gone for good since his tumblr account got nuked at as some point
I also need to know now.
Am intrigued.
He said flaw, not bonus!
>Ritsuko
She's so underrated that having her in your chart proves that you've got legitimate good taste, friend.
That's nice
>Christmas present for Pantha
Donation to the orphans in her name, because she fights for the orphans in their name!
I go for characters that aren't in a relationship - DCAU Vixen is technically cheating, but it is canon that John dumps her to go back to Shiera, but it's also canon that she gets fridged by Shadow King (thank you very much, Dan Jurgens)
>Someone else who likes Ritsuko
My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins!
>lewd greentext for Felicia
Man, I'm getting all the interesting subjects for lewdness today, aren't I?
>be me in a universe that's done crossovers with Tekken, Marvel and more importantly, Battle of The Planets
>lying in a beutiful meadow with Felicia
>she's kinda antsy, but I assume it's just because she's uncomfortable on the grass or something
>she brushes one of her big sexy paws over my face
>and the other one is rubbing my torso
>suddenly they get a little... friskier
>I ask if she's in heat
>"YYYYEEEESSSSSSS"
>ohshitIwasjoking.jpg
>stuttering, I ask if there's a way I can help her "relieve" herself
>she just nods and mewls a little as her paws get ever friskier
>I start whispering stuff that I hope to God is reassuring enough to calm her down, as I start hugging her around the shoulders
>man, she is tense as hell
>aaaaaand her tail just wrapped round my waist and is...
>megusta.jpg
>"user... plllllleeeeeeassse..."
>her eyes aren't slits, they're vertical lines
>throwing caution to the winds, I stop acting like a harem protagonist and give her the hot, non-barbed dicking she needs, whispering sweet nothings into her adorable furry ears
>it takes two washes to get the grass stains out of my jeans, and my underwear got so much dirt on it that I just threw it away
>she bought me a new pair soon afterwards by way of apology
Not an issue, thankfully. Officially, at least.
>What does Asuka-chan do in her free time?
Right now, sitting around and wondering why WWE is fucking her around for no good reason.
>I go for characters that aren't in a relationship
They don't need to be in an official relationship, but maybe male and female protagonists that are usually shipped. Or close buddies in a team. You know how it goes, anytime any female gets close to a male character, people starts shipping them, let alone if they seem kinda close or interact every now and then, hence my question.
What do you mean, Boco?
in brief, winnie somehow got lycantrophy, killed her bff(phantasma) in a feral state, get's enrolled into ghoul school, meet's her amnesiac bff's ghost(phantasma), they became friends again, elsa is having an existential crisis due to being made up from the parts of different girls, can't remember sibella's and tanis's deal in that story.
Morrigan has no canon love interest.
>Why would Volcana break up with you?
Oh, this one's easy - some writer decides she should be a supervillain again (already happened in Soule's run), and I get killed off-panel for cheap drama by some new supervillain nobody gives a shit about... and not necessarily in that order.
The only woman on my chart who comes close to that is Pantha - some guy on dA ships her with Red Star, because that's how it was in the comics... but he draws her as an anime version of how she looks in the comics, so I assume he just hasn't seen any episodes with her.
I've seen her with Demitri though
But yeah, no canon although those two are usually together in certain doujins
Azula didn't have any romantic relationships in the show, and dealing with shippers is easy. Think of your waifu as a model, and the shippers as guys who are jacking off to her. They can jack off and dream all they want, but she's your waifu and nothing is going to change that.
It varies. In the original trilogy she wanted nothing to do with him. In spinoffs he's just this big grump she likes to annoy for fun.
Nothing should change how you feel about her. Fuck shippers. knows what's up.
>Draw Felicia?
Did that, rerolling
This.
Nah.
What’s with the pie chart?
I draw my own waifus. I just add aspect of character I like into the waifu I draw.
>Why would Tigra break up with you?
My many, many personality flaws.
Just something I whipped up out of boredom
>Where would you and Lily go on a road trip?
Probably some out-of-town con. She'd have some big character arc over whether or not she should cosplay, and Camille would show up and be... well, Camille, but I think overall we'd probably have a nice time.
Normal Frankie is already perfect.
>What does MA Tigra smell like?
Geez, third time already?
Rerolling
>Draw Tomoko-chan!
Nnnnnah... I've got some fanart of her, though!
>not imagining three-way scenarios with normal Frankie and fetish of the week Frankie
>Ideal Christmas present for Lily?
One of those dumb Pokemon crossover t-shirts would blow her mind.
>Why would Twintelle break up with you?
I'unno... because she has standards?
That was beautiful, I'll try that from now on, thank you so much for this wise advice. Shippers are usually annoying, but no matter how much they try, if isn't canon then they got nothing at all.
I should try this too, maybe I could discover something nice by my own doing this someday.
what about incestfags then?
what if your waifu is close to a relative in the show?
Ahhh, the old Zuko problem. Yes, I've thought about that. First thing is, he wouldn't touch his sister with a twenty foot pole sexually, which means its safe. Second, If they were sexual, you could do this amazing thing called imagination and delete the problem with my mind. Thirdly, if push comes to solve and somehow I can't delete that from my mind to make me happy, then I do what a wise Chinese man once did. Problem solved.
>What kind of food would Pantha like?
She seems like the kinda lady who would do one of those eating challenges you see in Man v. Food... probably not as a date, but just to see if she could. I would, of course, serve as color commentator for her "match"
I don't think any of my waifus have any on-screen relatives, apart from Cass and she's canonically interested in dating men. Incestards are easy enough to ignore - they just need to get psychological help.
>Satsuki and Pearl
>Jinx
Taste
neato
New one? Ok, lets do this.
Well, I like her and him together anyway, so not a problem for me.
>lewd greentext of Aiko
>Get a call from Aiko
>"Hey user, how's it hanging?"
>"Yeah, I just finished a lecture, how about you come around campus? We can have lunch - my treat."
>I doubt that last part, but okay
>"Hey, glad you could make it. Y'know I've got a while before my next lesson..."
>aw_here_it_goes.gif
>"Oh dear! I appear to have slipped underneath my desk! I certainly hope a handsome and rugged stranger doesn't see my skirt hiked waaaay up high like this..."
>Oh yeah, I did suggest this. Fair enough.
>"Oh no! Please don't shove your face into my panties! I can't let a man see them or-"
>Nice try, Aiko... I'm not strangling you again, but I AM going to handsmother you a little
>... Well, at least I AM eating something thanks to you
Man, I was starting to wonder what had happened to you...
new and improved chart!
>We expand, we use charts, that crappy roll system but expanded
I'm the user that expanded the rollchart. More ideas are always welcome.
Love Laura
She messes around with magic and gets involved in whatever problems arises in her town that is filled with monsters. I would get myself killed pretty quickly
Gee thanks user, I must have missed the past few threads. Feel free to download and repost the rollchart in future threads anons, I'm not always around.
Rolling. Lots of good anons itt, Merida-user, Laurafags, Korrafags.
>Kara's fear vision after Scarecrow's gas
Probably reliving the destruction of her planet or Clark and Jon being killed, leaving her completely alone, the last of her species.
>What does Zarya feel like?
Like a giant marble statue wrapped in the softest silk, except the statue is also moving and has a pulse and massive sexy tits.
>You and Milly have the day off! What do you do?
Probably wander round whatever town she and Meryl are visiting this episode. Vash's usual bullshit would impact somehow, because it's Vash. I'm sure we'd still have a nice time.
Rollin' rock.
k. rollin
>She makes eye-contact with Kaa, or another in-universe hypnotist. Does she have the willpower to resist or does she succumb?
The fuck?
money for all poor people
>Hilda, jedi training, lightsaber
Pokémon protagonists definitely have the drive to achieve their goals. Depends on the master though, as much of Star Wars media has shown the Jedi Order to be a deeply flawed institution. As for colour, probably the blue of a Guardian, given her implied tomboyish and adventurous nature.
It's up there with some other perils, a question about the character's willpower/mental discipline and resistance. If it offends the chart can be changed. What do others itt think?
>Lots of good anons itt, Merida-user, Laurafags, Korrafags.
Y-You too. And you still have great taste.
>Why would Asuka-chan want to break up with you?
Leaving aside my many personality flaws, she'd probably get sick of WWE "forgetting" to put her on the card and want to return to Japan. I'd be torn about leaving my friends and family on such a permanent basis, and we'd argue...
>You're taking Twintelle to meet your folks! How does that go down?
They'll be astounded that I landed an actual movie star, but they'd also worry about me getting bugged by paparazzi all the time.
It's a little too fetishy, imo, but I have seen far too much Kaa-related fetish art then anyone should see.
>lewd greentext with Vixen
Man, there's a LOT of greentext ffrom me in this thread. Not complaining, just slightly bemused.
>be me in Earth-12
>watching TV in our apartment
>checking to see if dinner's done
>suddenly, she comes in therough the window
>ask her how her day was
>turns out her day was kinda shitty, as she had to deal with Project Cadmus bullshit, some asshole called Mokkari
>plus Booster was being a douche again...
>I just give her a hug
>she wraps her arms around me
>her hands go lower
>and lower
>suddenly we both REALLY need a shower
>after much enjoyable soaping, we realise that dinner is still in the oven
>it's only a little burnt, and it IS her favourite...
>Could Pantha be a Jedi? If so, what color would her lightsaber be?
Not really. She's way too passionate and angry, which just has "falls to the Dark Side" written all over it. If she does manage to channel her aggression, then she'd still be a Guardian, so blue.
>Describe the qualities that make you like her
I love her aggressive ambition and drive, it's something I strive to have myself even if it's far more muted. Some would say her draconian personality is a flaw, but I see it charming in its own way. The snide comments are cute, and honestly aggressive domineering women are my cup of tea.
Do you still love your childhood cartoon crush, user?
my waifu is my childhood crush. and yes i do.
Yes, since there will always be a place for first love in your heart. However, she's not my waifu and she'll never be.
Super late to the thread, but I gotta throw my 5 cents in.
Ok, I'll either make it generic (no names of characters mentioned) or add others like Poison Ivy to make it more varied. Any preferences?
The first cartoon character I can remember having a "crush" on was Sandy from SpongeBob. I haven't watched an episode of that show in a long time, but I remember liking her a lot. Not anymore though, because I've moved on.
I say make the questions general but interesting. People can ask the weirder and/or more specific questions in-thread.
>Why do you like Asuka-chan?
Gee, why on earth would I be attracted to the sassy, cute, sexy badass with a style that's all her own? You know, the woman who has brought a genuine breath of fresh air into the WWE?
Real mystery for the ages there...
>What Lantern Corps would Twintelle be a member of?
Star Sapphires.
I guess that'd be She-Hulk (that transformation scene, man)... and no, I don't. It's partly Marvel not knowing what to do with her, partly the fact that I think I ship her with Wyatt Wingfoot now.
>I say make the questions general but interesting. People can ask the weirder and/or more specific questions in-thread.
Seconded.
>I say make the questions general but interesting. People can ask the weirder and/or more specific questions in-thread.
I agree with this.
>What does DCAU Vixen do in her spare time?
For some reason, I imagine she's really into music as a way of winding down. Probably into vinyl. Man, what is it with me and projecting headcanons onto my waifus?
>Why do you like Vixen?
I'm attracted to women who are sexually confident (or just confident in general, without being massive bitches) and have their shit together in general
Yes
>Christmas present for Twintelle?
Tough one... she's a movie star and is super classy, so presumably she has a bunch of nice things already. Probably something of sentimental value e.g. something that reminds her of how we met, a donation in her name to a charity she'll appreciate like the Notre Dame restoration
>Which Hogwarts House would Cass be in?
Gryffindor
rollin' time
>What does Peridot do in her spare time?
Watch Earth gameshows and make fun of the contestants
>Thoughts on Lily's original work?
Really great, then the hiatus made everything different and wrong.
>Asuka-chan seems upset. How do you cheer her up?
Ask if it'd help if I rang Vince and asked why she's not on the card.
>Describe the first date with Fluorite.
She would talk real slowly and then wrap you in her long body
>What does Felicia do in her free time?
Random acts of kindness and chasing butterflies
>Why do you like Felicia?
She's a cute sexy monster catgirl who sees the best in everyone and doesn't let her horrible existence get her down. That, and she's pretty much the only regularly used Capcom woman who hasn't been ruined/made very boring in the past couple of years
>Ideal Christmas present for Yellow Diamond
a new colony and a whole bunch of sex slave peridots
Answered both of those, rerolling
Eh, why not.
>Morrigan reacts to lewd fanart of herself
She cracks some kind of joke about how "they should have asked for a picture for reference".
>What costume would Peridot wear for Halloween?
Strong Bad. They even both have gems in the same location.
>Which song or music genre fits Malachite?
Entire Monster album by R.E.M
>would her friends and family get along with you
I dunno.
Hey Felicia guy, would she tolerate me?
>You introduced Amethyst to your parents, how would they react?
They'd think she's gross but cute.
>What kind of food/restaurant does Malachite like?
I'd guess sushi, to go with the whole water theme
>Aiko seems pretty down. How do you cheer her up?
She responds better when you bring her out of her mood with asshole humor. If that doesn't work, then I'll need to actually talk it out with her and you can bet THAT won't be fun, because actually dealing with shit isn't how Aiko goes through life.
She'd make you feel good about yourself, even if it killed her.
>Why would Nephrite break up with you?
You liked her better when she was corrupted.
>Would you marry Malachite?
Yes.
>She'd make you feel good about yourself, even if it killed her.
"If" he says.
>What do White Diamond and I have in common?
We're both white and we both like Homeworld.
>What illusion would a Black Mercy plant use on Malachite?
Peridot's butt.
>Tomoko-chan's favourite position?
Either the side chest or front double biceps.
>Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Lily?
From who, the crocodile bully and her sidekick? They seem like they'd be easily tricked.
You okay? You seem pretty down.
>A song that fits Jasper?
Star Me Kitten by R.E.M.
>Do you have anything in common with Malachite?
We're both unstable, we both like Peridot, we both want to fuck
No more than usual.
Just saying, even Felicia has limits.
>What is the average day with Fluorite like?
We'd just eat soup at the buffet and fall asleep watching Jeopardy like old people
>Malachite gets one wish from a genie how does she use it?
For her to be accepted as her own person.
iS IT THE END OF THE WAIFU THREAD?
Clearly not since you bumped it
Oh hell yes!
That's retro as fuck user.
nice
last year she was considered FOTM, there were treads to the point they got moved to /trash/
youtube.com
hope to have treads this year too.
>bottom right
motherfucker you reminded me of that old shit, nice
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