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FUCK MOSES AND FUCK THE JEWS
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Isaiah Diaz
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Lincoln Taylor
They're not Jews yet, they're Hebrews.
Juan Adams
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FUCK RAMESSES AND FUCK THE EGYPTIANS
Connor Roberts
>mfw some jew demands i let his people go
Henry Peterson
HEBREW.
They started calling themselves Jews only after the destruction of the kingdom of Judea.
Benjamin Mitchell
I love the movie
Cameron Harris
>totally different goy
Jaxon Lewis
>Not "Fuck Big Boys and Fuck Playing With Them"
Daniel Cook
m.youtube.com
Best part of the movie.
Parker James
IMO the last plague actually beats the song sequence involving all the others. And the scene where Moses discovers the burning bush was fucking great. Or the scene where Moses confronts Ramesses and he accidentally foretells the demise of his own kingdom. There was also the last scene with Moses coming down with the Ten Commandments.
The more I think about it the more I remember just how many fucking excellent scenes it had.
Jordan Roberts
It's a short scene but I always love that shot of the whale shark just passing by next to the Hebrews.
Kevin Sanders
Muslims are worse but I agree with you
Jose Watson
Ancient Egyptians weren't Muslim.
Austin Smith
Parker Morales
I know, I’m just saying they’re worse
Jaxson Allen
>The Ten Commandments is a masterpiece
>Prince of Egypt is the best bible animated movie ever created
Levi Rivera
I expected to love it like Ben-Hur but surprisingly after 3 hours of epic they suddenly went cheap and showed only a couple plagues. And the pharoah survives thankfully he has a good last line.
Noah Gonzalez
pretty ballsy of them to give God a villain song
Zachary Torres
>So let it be written. So let it be done.
Fucking love the 10 commandments. The prince of Egypt was really fucking good too.
Has there been a bad adaption of Moses' story?
Gavin Johnson
I've come to make an announcement: Rameses The Great is a bitch-ass motherfucker, who pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his pharaoh fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter-dot-papyrus, Rameses The Great, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A CANOPIC JAR. He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, RA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have TWENTY THREE HOURS before the piss DRRRRRROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
Jaxon Bell
>Has there been a bad adaption of Moses' story?
>en.wikipedia.org
Made by Ridley Scott, decide it yourself.
Jackson Garcia
Habirus, and that's technically just the Levites
Asher Torres
>be the pharaoh
>fucking nomad Hebrews invaded my city and demand to stay
>jeeeez! okay.hieroglyph we could use some more people anyway
>5 generations later they turn my beautiful city into slums and ghettos, not even the Nubian did this shit
>one day some nigga called Moses comes and tell me I should give them my gold because some bush on fire told him they deserve it more
>told him to fuck off.
>their God rains plagues over my city, even kek helped them, what the fuck kek? RAAAAAAA!
>I'm not having this shit anymore.
>kick those filthy Hebrews out of my city, I'm sure this won't be the last time someone kicks them out of a country anyway.
>finally massive exodus of Hebrews out of my city happens.
>feels_God_man.SmithsonianMuseum
>what do you mean they broke into my Treasury? what do you mean they took my gold? what do you mean they shit all over the floor and walls?
>chase them around the desert
>their God throws fire and wind at us and helps them cross the sea. I nearly fucking die trying to cross.
>well, they escaped with my Gold, but at least now the people of the world will know about the Hebrew treachery, there's absolutely no way they can turn this into looking like they were the victims all along.
James Bell
>pharaoh can you free my people please :)
>*hardens the pharaohs heart so he doesn't free anybody*
>just fyi if you don't free my people I'll kill a bunch of children...
Brody Powell
Oh plenty. Most adaptions of Exodus are pretty bad. Those are so well remembered because they're exceptions to the rule.
Jeremiah Miller
Etika go home you're drunk
Connor Peterson
The filmmakers really went above and beyond by not making the sea floor just a straight line of sand or rock
Liam Hughes
weak link
Christopher Russell
Getting a bit Yea Forums, but this seems like as good a thread as any. What are some other biblicalish epics you guys like?
I'm partial to The Robe, myself. It's got some genuinely great dramatic moments, but is simultaneously so corny and goofy at times you feel like you're watching an MST3K episode
Jace Robinson
>i warned you about god bro
>i told you dog
Isaac Hill
Ben Hur
"He took the sword from my hand."
Caleb Murphy
Nice
Joseph Powell
That movie needs a fucking blu-ray. STAT.
Jackson Young
Such a good movie. Have to watch it one of these days.