post the cutest incest pairings
Post the cutest incest pairings
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I want this to be canon
They're just cousins so it's not that bad
TWWNN is canon
The only good pairings are when the female is older than the male.
Good thread.
so is it one pedo that spams these on the weekend, or what's up with that?
That's a good one, OP
>tfw BenGwenfags will never stop crying
Would Pinecest qualify?
That hair pull makes me so hot.
Absolutely.
It literally has cest in the pairing name.
>That last second where she pushes her tongue into his mouth
Spider bitch had a brother?
...
someone should do a huge crossover comic like Cherwood Camp but insted is Camp Incest
Didn't get the image that first time, here we go.
I’m surprised they haven’t made a back to the future episode yet, were he tries to bang her
Pleb!
NICE. Thanks user.
NOW THIS is based
Maybe because he would surely bang her.
no lie the first time around I thought this was the popular girl Danny had a crush on. incest isn’t my thing but man an au where they aren’t related would be tits
we really need more alternate versions of that with various Yea Forums characters who are siblings or cousins
*cutest nicest pairings
Wow, THAT was an embarassing typo!
shit, my head always go to the sisters
They're actually up for purchase if you want:
ebay.com
The price is pretty reasonable for production art. I was eyeing them, but I already have some art I'm satisfied with.
Boy I wish.
Hahah. Best twist.
don't have any good art for it that's Yea Forums safe, but Chris and Meg Griffin from Family Guy are basically almost canon as an incest couple
AU grandfather, but she treated him like a little brother.
This but Dash
Oh, beaten to the punch. Whoops.
this family was build for incest
>Engage in the comic book
>Half siblings in cartoon
Why?
Probably this, the episode will be about someone else trying to prevent Steve from banging his mum and erasing his family existence
Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but I always felt there was so much sexual (and certainly some romantic) tension between them, to the point where I have no reason to assume it was not intentional.
What have they done together canonically?
Has anyone done a take off the 'Aristocrats' joke with them yet? Seems practically made for it.
Based!
Not bad, but we can still do better
All of them that aren't father/daughter or father/son?
>father/daughter
>not cute
Examples? I can't think of any.
Wasn't there a short comic about how Clarissa had a son from some random dude, later in life and proceeds to have sex with her own son eventually?
Morty x Summer
Brittany x Jeanette
Oh ty
Yup. It was made for this very board. God bless drawfags.
>that scene where dash is lying alongside helen exhausted and breathing hard
>"I'm so proud of you, my special boy"
I know I can't be the only one with the dirty mind here
>father/son
>not cute
I've been away for too long.
Hallelujah!
Name 3 you greek faggot. Brother/brother I can get.
>no zucest yet
i'm disappointed
I can't actually think of any Yea Forums examples (unless you count stepfather/stepson) but the dynamic is really popular on AO3 for live action shows.
Fucking true.
I just have to habeeb it.
Less cute than SokkaxKatara.
Zuko/Azula isn't the most cute, but it is the most likely and true. Zuko cared about Azula the most.
This pairing is obvious but it never grabbed me. It's missing the charm or irony that makes for a good incest match.
someone actually remembers Edgar and Ellen
Pinecest forever best
I never watched the cartoon much, but the books were my shit during middle school.
remember when Yea Forums was really into W.I.T.C.H and made a ton of porn of the redhead with her mom.
someone wrote like a whole fanfic porn
We've been over this.
In the pilot Gwen was just his female friend he grew up with. She later became his cousin, but they didn't really do much to change the scripts. So they end up having a lot of awkward chemistry.
I've fapped to Spider-Girl/Spider-Man.
that would be great
Drawn Together was too good for this world
I love this one. Underrated.
I'm counting Jaspithyst because quartz are hot af
Where is it, better question.
Mother/daughter is underrated
The crop is better than the full image.
Why isn't Marge reacting to Bart being naked? How could she possibly not see Lisa hiding there? The "threat of discovery" thing isn't working when there's no reason they haven't already been discovered.
A man of taste I see
Cute!
>Marsupials
>Being pregnant
this is a very good gif
>ncha!
what? how is that even a sex sound?
The funny one is better. I wish he'd colored this too
garbage ship
garbage artist
That scene in the first movie where Helen turns into a raft and Dash pushes her, in the scene after that those two just laying on the ground exhausted seemed very incestual
Oh boy does she
pincest and azula/zuko
that's it
Surprised it wasn't posted earlier.
Nobody ever posts the original anymore. I feel it emphasizes the cringiness best
Booker x Elizabeth
Because it isn't cute.
Because it is an excuse to post the hot predatory redhead in a choker.
Hell yeah
Tawna is a cuck haha
WE
Have any anons had an incest relationship, like sibling or cousin?
Mom/son = the best
Let's settle this once and for all.
Do they count?
No but Woody Allen did
1) It's not cute
2) They're not related
3) They're not even the same species
How on earth would it count?
>post the cutest incest pairings
OK.
that's not cute though
I really like this image, I fap to it a lot
Bart is often naked in canon, Marge assumes he's just monkeying around bouncing on the bed, also it's too dark to make out Lisa
There was that one user who apparently fucked his cousin every Christmas.
>Not the one where Martin is looking at them
I came in the thread just for this picture. I am dissapointed.
cute
ugly/cringe
lovely characters but I wouldn't ship them in a sexual relationship
Lincoln looks adorable here but the woman looks disgusting, as all adults do
incorrect, that makes it very ugly
reminder:
adult on child = disgusting and ugly
child on child = cute and wholesome
what are the best Yea Forums examples?
if star wars counts here anakin/luke is based, it's the original and better reylo
this pairing had it comming the moment they made the mom the same species
They're in the same family, aren't they?
does steven and the gems count?
Aniluke is only good when they are both fuckboys though.
Got some daddy issues?
That might be it now that you mention it. Still, I don't see it as cute.
adult on child = cute and wholesome
child on child = cute and wholesome
fixed
anybody can make hot fuckboys together but the dynamic is what makes them special
there is also potential for some anakin/leia hatefuck but i have seen nothing so far
you're missing out but you do you
nooo user, adults are ugly (or at the very least, not sexually attractive) and when they're involved it becomes creepy/forceful or even destroys a dynamic that was beautiful and worked well (eg. mother/son)
Thanks tfs.
Based
>that moment where young Bulma tries to pull the mommy card on him before she realized she’s actually his mom
Lincoln is best older sibling
The joke is his friend is some other Morty
Meanwhile the Mortiest Morty has a harem of Beths Summers and Jessicas across the finite curve
>incorrect, that makes it very ugly
I was thinking about this. The idea of being a young male stewarded through sexuality by a tender yet firm older girl/woman is extrememly erotic to me but the inverse fills me with visceral revulsion. I wonder why? Is it the opposite for women?
An older man makes it dirty. If I self insert as the older man it's fine, but otherwise it feels off. Brosis/Momsis/Momson and even brobro works, but anything with a dad doesn't feel right, with a few exceptions.
this is normal
you see people who love adult woman on shota are always simply straight people self inserting as the shota. Perhaps they have mommy issues, perhaps they miss the days of being young and fantasising about the teacher or something. But people who actually love shotas are repulsed by this idea, exactly how you feel when you consider a pedo man on a loli. As someone who loves shotas and lolis I really hate it when people come into my threads and start pairing shotas with disgusting women.
>your ideal sexual experience is no longer possible
What are we supposed to do with our lives
dads don't have to be ugly and/or old. they can also be protective and caring and that's a major appeal
i have mommy issues
Lol holly
Top tier
>dream manipulation by take charge girl to reluctant to admit it boy
Hot.
I thunk it speaks to the natural order of human beings. The father is supposed to protect the younger/weaker in his charge and is expected to be above his baser instincts, the necessary sacrifice for the privilege of responsibility. However, the older woman in the clan should educate. In less stifled societies perhaps this extends to sex.
motherly sex is also seen as loving and gentle. men are inherently the aggressor so it comes across as more predatory.
Gumball is cute, why not draw him doing cute things? Leave him mom out of it. Also what's all this aged up shit? I thought you were pedopilled, Yea Forums....
But that violates an inherent contract. Parent/child relationships are damaging and not beneficial.
But his mom is cute too
not in 2Dland.
Yeah maybe if you're straight and like adults
If the fanart doesn't exist, it doesn't exist.
Post yours.
It's not like there's anyone else in that future.
That's kind of a cop out.
Is this cute?
It's also the case. Remember, everytime someone brings up realism in a discussion about fiction/fantasy, a catgirl dies. Think of the catgirls.
oh no... what were they THINKING
At least in the English dub she does flirt with him once. Knowing Japan she was probably more openly doing it in the original.
>Think of the catgirls
I don't like cats
Then pay with your blood!
>sequel never
Feels bad, man
enough of this pussyfooting around; get inbreeding already
always thought these were super cute. The artist ever do lewds?
Mike Inel did if zootopia was an anime. Which has an uncensored version on pornhub. He used to have stuff on tumblr and, at the moment, he's currently working on a porngraphic fan game of adventure time. That last one should be fun, I'm actually looking forward to it.
That was a great thread. Post the rest
>Mike Inel did if zootopia was an anime
And it was shit
sweet, thanks for the catchup.
>if zootopia was an anime
So it was terrible?
The only incest ship I’ll ever have.
In the time you posted that, you could have watched it all on pornhub and seen for yourself.
Who are they?
Not him, just did. What a waste of effort.
>floppy dicks everywhere
>not erotic at all
>huge focus on hyper fat character
Shame. I'll be looking for that AT game though because I like his art.
I think you, a wet blanket, missed the point that it was a comedy.
>Implying the audio was even on
Best one
KINO
Imagine sex with toon force
Alexia and Alfred Ashford from Resident Evil: Code Veronica.
Thanks.
I'd say a big part is that men are expected to be more emotionally distant from kids, so when it happens it comes off as weird, and from there it's easy to assume it's predatory.
If you imagine the older dude having a brotherly style, it works because a brother is the only normal non-boyfriend male role that's expected to have emotional closeness with a girl.
Otherwise you need an unconventional relationship. I think the most common dad-daughter pairings that work are ones where the 2 start out totally disconnected from each other, then bond over some common ground or adventure. I could see Azula being Daddy's little girl as a cute pairing because Ozai doesn't have a normal father's attitude, and it's easy to imagine them bonding through their shared bloodlust.
You can even have the kink without the awkwardness by having them not know they're related at first, like in Shadow of Memories or
>a brother is the only normal non-boyfriend male role that's expected to have emotional closeness with a girl
Negro have you never heard of a "daddy's girl"
I can honestly say it's cute since it plays like something a toddler would do.
All the same, it needs an edit where Gumball comes out drenched like he climbed into her womb & back out without her even noticing.
>preg lisa
No
Heck, I'll help you out with an example.
She must be lose down there.
Kill yourselves
have this edit from months ago
Mentioned it in the post, big guy.
Maybe it's because I'm a poorfag, but most dads I see tend to be distant and serious with their kids.
Either way, physical contact like actually cuddling your kids in public is more expected of moms than dads. So there are some social rules at play there.
>This thread
>only his head is in there
>the skirt is all ballooned out
It looks like she farted while he was down there.
Do you realize how fucking big Gumball's head is?
I think it's because you're a stupidfag and don't realise that you're not privy to those moments when the dads aren't distant.
>all that salt
Somebody missed his nap today.
>literally all dads in all walks of life are sweethearts with their kids
The '50s called, they want their sugarcoating back.
Thanks for noticing.
Right, because when somebody is arguing against something. That means he believes in the exact inverse.
Based
Yah, this is what I call a Rule34 ship.
That English translation of petite Paul can't come soon enough.
This is the only correct answer
>the only kind of love two humans can feel for eachother is lustfull and carnal love
God you are so emotionally crippled
What’s this?
>discovering a new fetish that will be impossible to find a tag for
Huh? why is that?
FPBP
There's a theory that Morty wants to be Ben Tennison. He does change into a car at one point, and he named his sexbot Gwendolyn.
Post incest results instead.
was so disappointed that charmcaster didn't stay in Gwens body and hook up with Ben
Go back to school and study biology properly, this time.
Yeah. That story baited us hard.
twins > small age gap siblings > large age gap siblings > mother son > father daughter
Is grandpa trying to hook up his grandkids?
Bubba, what ya learned in home school 'bout inbreeding ain't true!
Lupa is CUTE
>Im so telling mom
>Have a gigantic mother/daughter fetish
>The only Western artist who draws it consistently is Shädman
I am trapped in a hell of my own making. What's worse is that anyone else who wants to try it only ever does the same two normie pairings over and over again and never branches out.
>Marvin
I'm sorry, you don't deserve that pain. Nobody should have to rely on Shadman for anything.
Too late mate!
more of /ll/-chan's comical misadventures, plz
I hear you, user. Even though I don't ship it since I was never able to really care about either character
What is the context for this? What happened to make Lincoln want them to take a bath? Is there a 3rd part?
Got sauce on that? Sounds hot, always got a hard-on when it aired for pretty much all of the girls. Only reason i've watched it as a kid.
>lusting after mom
>accidentally teasing dad
This is hilarious.
>Reverse image search to find the source of this art
>It's just more Yea Forums threads
There arn't any modern family cartoons with this level of pure-heartedness in them.
It's reference to an episode, where Lincoln loses some pictures and tries to recreate them. One picture is of him and Lynn in the bath as children. But he still asks her anyway.
There wasn't a third part.
Plenty of pure-hearted anime though.
You do realize that to produce that level of result takes multiple generations of incest right?
I'm not trying to knock on your desired fantasy here user, disgusting as it might be, just saying your parents need to have been related and their parents as well, just so you can have some assurance that whatever will come out of your and your sister's union might be something like that.
Fixxer is a fucking degenerate. Seriously this nigga is twisted.
I take it you've seen his supergirl comic then?
Not really Yea Forums, but...
Im glad xierra dropped this comic, this amount of blue balls could kill someone
r9kElsa?
I miss you.
Do tell me more.
>ywn always be on the verge of death, yet baffle Christendom by continuing to live
Why is "daddy" shit so funny rather than hot?
Seriously, what's up with the self induced infantilization that comes with "Daddy"? I can barely keep an half chub while laughing, not even mommyfags are this funny.
I think it would be nice, if someone more prone to comedy picked it up.
I've never seen a single episode of it. I only know it from the... fanart.
The artist was called studiokarkats on tumblr. I'm not sure if they're still active.
The original show had designed her to be the girl next-door and potential love interest. Then the scrapped that, in favour of making her Ben's cousin. But, I guess some stuff accidentally carried over from the original plan.
The blog is still up, but it doesn't seem like they draw much anymore, unfortunately.
The siblings from Song and the Sea
Was it a good show, or does it get daily content just because of the characters?
>cummiac arrest
I don't know man, I'm already too blueballed as is waiting for the mom in Lovin' Sis to fuck her daughters. I don't need any more of that unless it's actually gonna go somewhere at some point.
>small_blue_mouse_leaving_through_door.jpeg.xvid.mov.exe
It was good. But, probably not what you are used to. The show's trump card was its creativity. Ben had a ton of wildly different aliens and fought a ton of wildly different villains and always in new places. As they were on a roadtrip.
This is where future series failed. Ben travelled America in an RV, a vehicle that became familiar and had its own charm. Future series stayed in one place and there was nothing memorable about Ben's hometown.
The good thing about Pinecest is you can get creative with it.
Congratulations dipper. You got cucked by a pile of worms.
Alex Hirsch must be spinning in his grave.
Too soon.
>Mable creates her own Dipper from scratch
>it's everything she wants in a man
Thank you, brothers. All I can do in the meantime is hope these people get some fucking taste and decide to make something that isn't more Helen X Violet shit.
Dipper is the only person she bothers to remake because he's the only one she can't live without.
>the dad wants to fuck the daugther
>the daugther want to fuck the mom
>the mom want to fuck the son
>and the son wants to fuck the dad
nefcy? is that you?
>But, I guess some stuff accidentally carried over from the original plan.
Well, what is a cute cousin but the ultimate girl-next-door type?
But seriously, the change does make sense if they wanted that road trip plot framing since it's a bit much to believe the setup of a completely unrelated girl being allowed to go on a summer vacation long trip with a boy and his Grandpa, plus IIRC neither Ben or Gwen were very thrilled about going.
To add to this user it was a CN show in 2005 coming off the heels of new hits and classics such as Samurai Jack, Billy and Mandy, Kids Next Door, MegasXLR all that good shit.
It has that feel and quality of the shows of the time, the kind of shows that people still love today and CN likes to reboot and butcher.
I say give the original a watch if you're interested, but Ben 10 is one of those franchises that got progressively worse with each new series until it got killed off and brought back as a shell of it's former self to sell more toys.
Nope. Xierra. But, it's right up Nefcy's alley.
Ben 10 Omniverse was the only good Ben 10.
post a link to all the comics user
I didn't care for any incarnation of Ben10, I only watched the original for Gwen.
I just uploaded all of them. That's it. That's everything. Xierra dropped it, because she didn't think she could go anywhere else with her idea. In her mind it would just be blue-balling the comic.
If you found that panel yourself, bless you, it's hilarious.
Here's her pixiv:
pixiv.net
You're not gonna find any more of what user posted since she never did anything else.
I remember a webcomic with two teen siblings. They have to share a computer, and there's a gag where the girl (a naive character) is on a chatroom and posts "Ew, my brother just used the computer and now the keys are all sticky for some reason." Someone in the chatroom instantly asks for pics of her licking the keyboard, so she goes "Uh OK, I don't see why not." And then the last panel is her brother walking into the room as she does it, and she doesn't understand why he's so shocked & confused.
Anyone recognize what it's from?
>thinks its gross the keyboard is sticky after her brother used it
>doesn't mind licking it for the internet
god i bet that retard has an amaizing butt
I visited this thread just for this pic and I was not disappointed.
>
>#1 Mom
Having your son's kids must deserve some bonus points.
did he died?
He is resting.
Fpbp
You're too kind, user
Because psuedo-incest fetish?
see
Huh, i usually rely on Yea Forums itself stopping me from posting a duplicate. I guess it doesn’t always work.
It was pretty fun.
Imagine being this wrong.
I’m sorry for your terible taste.
The other one has a higher resolution.
You know, if they had actually gone with angle in the episode, it might have been somewhat tolerable.
That explains it.
Dude, nice. I haven't seen that one by Splooge before. Thanks for the share.
What is this about?
Some more Back To The Future incest shenanigans.
I'm both sad and happy that I'm the only person on Earth who ships them.
>What is this about?
Magalie, a farmgirl with large breasts, keeps getting raped by the doctors who promised to perform a breast reduction on her. Father eventually finds out and beats/rapes her rapists to death with his giant dick. It ends with Magalie getting /fit/ to overcome her back pain. Early in the book, she has a brief /ss/ scene with her little brother where she shows him what the doctors make her do. He's almost as hung as his dad.
There's a more lighthearted /ss/ spin-off, "Petit Paul", but it's not in English.
>spoiler
A classical French story.
uh... is it bad that I got hard watching this?
Kamala and her ammi
Link?
Yep
imagine when they go into season..
but that's hard
I do plan to do some homages to that hilarious ben 10 stickerbook pregnant gwen drawing, though.
That'd be cute as fuck. with Star watching.
wait does this actually happened in the show?
They used to do shit like that because they found romantic relationships unpalatable. this is what happens.
for the record, I wanted it to end with actual oral sex, not a bite
the rise in confusing incesty feeligns in media can be directly linked to the demonization of the normal, healthy thing parents have always done where they think their kids are attractive. That's your genes getting another shot at going out and mating. With other people, of course, but with you acknowledging it being hot
When the whole "eew my family's ugly i don't wanna think about them having sex at all, we have SEPARATE ROOMS in our house and we don't share a bath or anything" thing started, society was on a path to ruin.
>This might be an issue
I'll say, sleeping with a full collared shirt and an undershirt on?
It was good while it lasted on /tlhg/
She does.
Tommy's first gf from 3rd Rock
there's nothing sexy about babies
Alien Force and Ultimate Alien are the good shows. Original is mindless babyshit, everything after is retarded cash-ins.
the mature shows had a real half-lifey feel and references to cool shit. they even had their own doctor who.
user... I, I just... wow.
Try having my opinions and tastes instead of your terrible ones.
How anyone can sit through original Ben 10 I have no idea. Even in Alien Force when fucking Sumo Slammers came up I got hardcore cringe, and I hadn't even seen the original yet. had no desire to. the title alone tells you everything you need to know.
Sorry, OG Ben 10 is great. OG Gwen is best kid sisterfu. The later series are quality as well, the best non DCAU tv animation Warner has ever put out. But to disregard the original makes me wonder about your state of mind.
Look, nobody's saying original Gwen isn't the hottest Gwen. Of course she is.
and the old show went in a few interesting directions, like the future shit, but overall it was written as if it was for, and by, little kids. and that's bad. What's good is things being mature and cool.
it's hot spicy and has somr cute moments but is hardly the cutest
Luckily, he has pyjamas.
oh yeah he does wear those doesn't he. weird for a guy who likes reading comics in his undies
are they meant to represent him being a prisoner in a small room in a house full of girls?
I don't think the writers think about anything beyond, "how can we stretch out this one joke for half the episode's runtime?"
>episode
i meant like those are the PJs he has in the whole series, was that perhaps chosen as a broader... eh nevermind, I already sank too much thought into this show and then it gave me GAY
let's get back to nice wholesome incest.
what is this art and why does it look both great and extremely shoddy?
Because rwby is shoddy as shit and somehow manages to find a new way to look bad every season
Standard RWBY animation, brought to you by Maya.
trust me it looked much worse in the past when they used poser pro instead
>370 replies
>No Duckcest aka best incest ship
Disappointing
post the screen cap, you know the one
oh yeah I've heard of this.
Gotta admit it's doing a lot with what it has, but that almost makes the shoddiness stand out. If I was going to do an amateur pose-doll cartoon, I'd do it with a simpler style so you didn't notice as much. Something a bit more Hamtaro.
bless you
Sure thing
Reminder that Cleopatra was six generations inbred and the hottest piece of ass this side of the Nile
Though not according to the surviving coins bearing her visage.
No problem, it was needed for this thread
I'm also into the one where Dewey goes back in time and births himself by getting his mom pregnant
the absolute state of americans
>>dream manipulation by take charge girl to reluctant to admit it boy
I need to know
What's this series about?
She was average. What's surprising is that she was incredibly smart, had a strong force of will and didn't bare any of the defects that some of her family did. Inbreeding did cause a problem for the dynasty, she'd just somehow escaped it.
ok
Fuck, Code Veronica was the birth of my incest fetish
if you can't manage the idiom then it's probably not a very good idea to be making posts like this.
Shit, I just lol'd for real. Why was that so hilarious?
fuck you incog you made me ship them
Yea Forums is so much more fun when we're celebrating our shared degeneracy rather than complaining about other people's degeneracy.
>Well, yeah, of course. You don't "one night stand" your sister!!
Now THIS is quality writing.
post more damn it
Fuck, I should try that. My sister and I are just both interesting people, I bet we'd make good characters. We fought too much for people to ship us though
but if I'm totally honest, we'd make fantastic babies together. We clearly got super different genes from our parents, and only the best ones in common.
So that's why she was erased from the timeline
Source? Google and Iqdb are turning up nothing.
WIP pages of The Secret that the author dumped in a thread a while back.
Does the author have a known name and/or web presence? A twitter or pixiv or somesuch?
Lacy Loud is cute
>"What do you like best about me?"
they're damn cute together in the good old days
His name is Swain. Couldn't find a pixiv or twitter, but I did find his deviantart and his tumblr.
swainart.tumblr.com
deviantart.com
i KNOW right
Meh Steve and hayley is way better
pic related:
youtu.be
That one's a classic
Obligatory lynncoln pic for incest thread
I dunno...
Damn. Ew but nice. And damn.
Gwen and Ben is fkin gross btw
Has anyone here actually fucked a family member?
>fkin gross
>fkin
What’s gross is whatever pairing produced you.
I’m so glad this has taken off as much as it has.
I think most people here have. It's honestly pretty common. If it hasn't happened to you, then honestly you're the unusual one.
Thank god cuz that really makes me feel a lot better.
Truth. Awkward sexual exploration with family members is a part of growing up.
Psycho prequel.
>distant with older sister
>we're nice to each other, but its like two polite strangers
was there a way to avoid this? We're 5 years apart and she's kind of a stacey while I'm a neet
Many people here haven’t fucked anything at all.
HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
not even a branch? .(
>two polite strangers
This describes way too many adult siblings. It's a shame, really.
I think you’re fucked. I’d look into hiring a Love Spell caster. Legit. I’m being dead ass. I’m really being serious. I think you should google “hoodoo love spell caster for hire” and check it out. LMAO
>not even a branch? .(
...why would you fuck a Tree Branch? Why would that bare minimum requirement for a sexual experience?
I am a single mother and my only son, Jamie, is 13. About six months ago I walked into his room to ask him if he wanted to come with me to my sister's house for the evening. I opened the door without knocking and gently knocked as I looked around the door. When I saw him he was half sitting half lying on the bed with an ENORMOUS erection in his hand. I just stood and stared in amazement as I saw that my 13 year old son had a much bigger penis than his father or any other man I had been with. He lay still for a moment staring back at me before starting back wanking his big cock again. I could not believe he was going to carry on and do it in front of me but I was transfixed and glued to the spot. He was breathing hard and looking right at me while I glanced at his face but stayed fixed on his huge, throbbing cock which was leaking precum from its bulbous head. He started to grunt and then he shot streams of thick spunk out all over his chest and stomach. It came out hard and in large amounts, maybe four big jets and a few small squirts. I stood dumbstruck as he lay panting and milking the last of his load from his still hard dick. He looked me right in the eye and grinned his gorgeous grin before saying, "Enjoy the show?" I just turned and left the room in a whirl of emotions. I walked around trying to think what to do but all I could do was think how fantastic his penis looked. I told myself it was wrong but I was turned on so I could not decide what to do. I sneaked home late that night so as to avoid him. I couldn't look at him the next morning but he was grinning all the time and trying to ask me what was wrong. He was saying things like I shouldn't worry about seeing him as he enjoyed it more than ever, and that he thought I enjoyed it too. I ignored him and when he asked me to admit I enjoyed watching, I walked out.
That night when he came home he was quiet and I thought he might have realised he was wrong to have flaunted himself in front of me. Later he was in the living room watching TV while I was doing some cleaning and I walked into the living room to dust the furniture. He was sitting on the couch stark naked with his clothes in a pile on the floor wanking his big, hard cock. I gasped and managed to ask him what the hell he was playing at. He grinned and said he was doing what we both wanted him to do. I said that was not true, but he calmly said that it was. Then he said, "I can tell because you keep staring at my cock. It's big for my age, isn't it?" I was shaking and I wanted to leave but I couldn't. I just kept on staring. He then told me how he had wanked with his friends and his cock was twice the size of some of theirs. I said I wasn't surprised. Then I said, "It's bigger than any grown man's I have seen in the flesh." I couldn't believe I was telling him that. I saw him grin proudly. "Is it really?" he asked, and I told him yes. "Do you like it?" he asked, and I told him yes. He wanked harder and panted and I saw his abs flexing and his massive penis swelling as he grunted that he was going to cum. He came even more and even harder than he had the night before, even hitting his face and neck with the first two jets. He must have shot eight or nine jets and as he lay sweating and panting. I was sweating and panting too.
Everyone here has fucked a branch. Don't be retarded, retard.
I sat down next to him. He turned and looked at me, smiling. "Did you enjoy that as much as I did," he asked. I told him yes. "Well I'll be able to do it again if you want to do it for me," he said with a smile. I said he must be joking but he said no. As he stroked his still hard penis he invited me to take hold of it. I couldn't resist. I took hold of his fat, sticky shaft and squeezed it before stroking up its length and over the spermy head, then down the underside to his large balls. He giggled cheekily and said, "See mum, I knew you'd like it." I stroked and squeezed his cock and balls with one hand while I rubbed his chest and stomach with the other, smoothing the cum over his warm, smooth skin. I had told him before how well muscled he was for his age and I complimented him again as I felt his impressively firm and defined chest and stomach muscles beneath the film of spunk.
I began to wank his mighty penis harder and faster as I continued to rub his toned body. He was breathing deeply and saying, "Oh yes mum, I love it, you are doing it so good." I said, "I love wanking you Jamie. Your dick is so big and sexy." I kept on wanking him for a good ten minutes before his pants and moans became grunts and he said he was cumming. "Do it Jamie," I urged. He shot his second load out over his stomach and my hand. I rubbed his hot cum all over his body and then we both said how much we enjoyed it. I told him to go and shower and I went to my room and fingered myself to a quick and intense orgasm.
The next night I undressed him and I got a ruler and tape measure to see how big he actually was. I measured him at seven inches in length and 5 inches around. I then stripped off with him and we started stroking and wanking each other. He had never seen a woman naked before and I showed him where everything was. He came quickly but he then concentrated on getting me off and I came soon afterwards. We have continued in this way ever since, though we only do it a few times each week. We have a fantastic relationship. He has a girlfriend at school and lots of friends who he socialises with all the time. He is a totally level headed young man and we both understand what we do is just sexy fun. He is even bigger now and is getting more manly all the time. I will never have full sex with him as it would be totally wrong, even with protection, but I now see nothing wrong with our fun and hope it continues for another year or two.
This is at least ten year-old copypasta.
there is a few more
that’s tru a few days ago I fucked the eart— actually she just told me not to tell any one...
Make way for canon king Bitches!
>We have a fantastic relationship
*cries and claps at the same time*
Man I want a Chris-chan straw
So like, is this real?
It's a copypasta but it's something that definitely happens.
fuck off jab
In my experience, it takes the death of another family member you both liked a lot more than each other
Alright, I can change gears for you.
Dude. What. The. Actual. Fuck. This is actually what happened. Oh my god. LMFAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Went in looking for cute-ish comic about cousins exploring their feelings for each other and each other’s bodies
>Get bait and switched with Jailhouse Lesbians
>tfw others are still Salty that their favorite ship doesn’t have the enduring legacy Bwen got
>hottest piece of ass
>not according to the coins
They put pictures of her ass on the coins??
Boy, that sure was a different time.
a what?
somehow I read this as 'a chris hansen straw' and I was like what
Firecest is less cute, and more “Azula develops an unhealthy possessive attachment to Zuko because he’s one of the few she has left that wouldn’t rather see her dead and tries come on to him and drive away all other females in a twisted attempt to take his love”
You guys reeeaaaaaally like incest huh
I have a fetish that can't be catagorized.
That’s just the way it is sometimes. Lots of shows, movies, and books all have these close, strong tight knit sibling bonds, and it’s easy to forget that most of we see in stories are the ideal and the exceptional, not necessarily how it always plays out. Some people have it, and some people don’t. Them’s just the breaks.
I want a gigantic straw like the one in that incest comic or the one Chrischan drinks from.
Yep!
>You guys reeeaaaaaally like incest huh
Incest IS best.
Just ask the French,
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Petit Paul is manna from heaven.
This guy NEEDS to do full on incest he's just teasing us at this point
these are great, where can I get all of them
I like relationships with people who know each other intimately, as if they grew up together. I'm so sick of awkward stranger shit, misunderstandings, surprises...
It reflects the fact that it's harder and harder for me to begin relationships because, with each new stranger I meet, there's more of me to know, and less time in my life to tell the story. and all my old friends keep becoming political and leaving me alone.
we need another cleansing
>talking about disasters
>explains her boyfriend out of the blue
I don't really follow the thread of this conversation. Is she explaining that she brought her past self here so that the boyfriend could fuck her as a loli?
Stay mad, brah. The incest party never ends.
"Are you here to warn me about a disaster?!"
"No, I'm here to pick you up for a booty call."
god damn it Jack
Extra curvy piece of driftwood. We know.
Since nobody replied to you and I was gonna, yeah I gotta say this encapsulates it.
Dude to be honest fucking a tree is hot. And Mother Earth is real so yeah it’s a fact. Like people have done it since the dawn of man and nobody talks about it cuz it’s a really delicate sacred thing. It deals with spirituality.
or maybe people just wanna fuck trees
Dammit Elf, go back it /tg. We've got enough people here trying to get the thread deleted without any "lusty as Zeus" rp'ing.
what about splinters?
Imagine having such good chemistry with a relative that your friends think you both make a great couple and strangers think you're in a relationship.
my mom and I have basically always looked the same age, and people probably do think that when we go out together.
because I just let her talk and run everything because she's mom, and that's the only kind of man she could tolerate in her life (which is why she's alone too)
he already got a shitty future user
I'm mainly here for shitposting
Some of them are cute together though
Yes.
When I graduated high school, I moved to the far side of the country and didn't even bother to say goodbye to my sister. We didn't speak for six years, until she came begging me for money. I told her that I knew that if I gave her money then, she'd be begging me for it forever. That was sixteen years ago and we haven't spoken again since.
It's quite possible to just decide not to humour the polite fiction that there's anything between you aside from a few strands of DNA. I have no interest in her and she has no interest in me. Why go through the empty, meaningless motions?
He doesn't look like he minds that much.
Boys react differently than girls.
God that art looks so shit and it isn't helped any by Kamala's inherently gross looking stretching powers.
what would your mom think of you shitposting
One gives meaning to the motions by going through them. The act of at least trying to keep in contact and support one another provides, if not a friendship, at least a relatively amicable relationship of potential mutual benefit that could attain those qualities of friendship. The only reason your familial bond is a mere fiction, is because you both chose to make it such.
Good, that kid is a fag for not liking it anyway
Well, that's not entirely true. Honestly, we barely spoke to one another while growing up, and when we did it was never a pleasant experience for either of us. She was always just "that mean kid that lived in the bedroom at the end of the hall."
It must be noted that while I was the first of the family to lose touch with her, ultimately, one by one, she alienated everyone else in our family until not one single person who's related to her has anything to do with her anymore (unless she's had kids since then. Who knows). So, it's not just me.
some people are just assholes. I didn't realize how distant my sister was from the family til later on, but that's what happens when you don't discipline the girl at all because... she's the girl? I never quite figured out why that was, but I'm glad for it since I turned out a lot better
not more socially or romantically or economically successful of course, but in the ways that matter.
No, just a very good recreation of the show's animation.
Firecest and Ben x Gwen have defined my sexual preferences more than I would care to admit
>tfw no bitchy girl your age who really cares about you a lot
Alabama?
This plus this had me solid like a diamond.
>In her mind it would just be blue-balling the comic
>proceeds to blue ball Lovin' Sis readers who want the mom to fuck the daughter
I wish it ended with it zooming in on the dads smug smile
He repeatedly baffled all of Christendom by continuing to live.
hello boner
>Azula develops an unhealthy possessive attachment to Zuko because he’s one of the few she has left that wouldn’t rather see her dead and tries come on to him and drive away all other females in a twisted attempt to take his love
if that's not cute idk what is
This one is rl perfect.
It was a close relationship cause they were gonna be brother and sister, hence the twins look, this was already confirmed.
Nothing to do with a love interest as some people claim.
Nostalgia aside, the original show was awful, barely entertaining. And the next series were just worse every time.
But Gwen's design and snarky personality is what keeps the porn alive for that cartoon nowadays.
They were gonna be classmates user
Homer approves of the idea in one ep.
Most people here self insert due to their failed attempts in banging a relative, cause they either got wrong what a close bonding as family means, or didn't work the way they think it could like in their fantasies.
Also you got rednecks in America, and some from latin shit holes.
As I said, it was already confirmed.
Sorry user.
One of the few pieces of the two I really like.
I always figured their relationship would be pretty interdependent, possibly to an ulheathy degree.
As in, the whole relationship would develop out them feeling isolated from other kids their age due to their experiences and turning to each other for comfort.
I realize I'm just bitching about headcannon here, but I feel most fanart of the two tends to either be too vanilla, I guess.
*unhealthy degree
Pic also somewhat relates.
How can I learn to dance like this?
>relationship would be pretty interdependent, possibly to an ulheathy degree
so just like pinecest and zucest then - which IMO is why they all feel more genuine than others
First you have to learn to draw supergood on your cintiq
She was also incredibly intelligent.
It's like reality decided to dip into fantasy genetics from A Song of Ice and Fire and fished out a Targaryen princess.
I'll never understand people who can think of Simpsons sexually like that. I mean, I basically have a fetish for cartoonish girls, but the Simpsons artstyle is like a brick wall in terms of sexuality.
Also, I feel like Bart and Lisa don't work as good incest-fodder; some characters are, some aren't; merely being siblings who get along well conditionally isn't enough. Sure, they have a cute sibling bond, and you could compare that to romance, but it doesn't quite make them incest material.
I do like all three as a means for story potential/ character exploration.
BenxGwen is the only one I could actually see take place in-universe though.
>I'll never understand people who can think of Simpsons sexually like that.
Might be some unconscious associating the artstyle with one's childhood/youth.
The same way some people get turned on by grown women dressing up as schoolgirls.
Serpico really fucked up man. She's never getting off that Guts dick now
>Funnyjunk
Jesus, I haven't thought about that place in years.
>Griffith even whored himself out to underage nobles
Not surprised in the least.
That isn't Griffith user
Imagesearch took me there a few months ago after not going there for years.
The place is a fullblown Incel/pol haven now.
I can only imagine how much it's degenerated given how bad Yea Forums's gotten.
I guess that's fair enough, I never watched the Simpsons as a kid so that'd explain that.
I think it's understandable.
Between this and the Marceline comic I wonder if Swain was actually raped as a kid
What about the Marceline comic gave that impression?
>BenxGwen is the only one I could actually see take place in-universe though.
Really? I would say the same about Azula x Zuko
>cutest incest pairings
>to the bump limit and beyond
good times comfy thread
Hmm, I could see something really fucked up, as in Fixxer fucked-up, taking place, but not what I'd consider a consensual relationship.
She's got the same needy/sexual aggressive quality as Luna and female sexual predators in general, but I guess that's all just part of the /ss/ fantasy
Source
>Fixxer fucked-up
nah m8 their relationship is basicaly the same as in oreimo
>It was already confirmed
You can’t just say shit like that without proof
I’m sorry for your disability. It must be hard having no taste.
user, it’s okay if you’re gay, you don’t have to lash out at others for it.
It only looks bad when it's drawn badly, which is sadly most of the time. Bart and Lisa's relationship works great as a romantic one. Lisa wants to tame Bart (similar to why she liked Nelson), and finds his lesser intelligence cute and she also teases him a lot, she's seen him naked all the time and isn't fazed by it. Bart loves his little sister, admires her for her intelligence, wants to protect her, wants to understand her more, comfortable being nude around her. There's all kinds of forces at work that pull them together, I think it's great incest material.
This image hurts my eyes
Why? Because it goes against what you previously thought?
where are those from?
also any good fanfics?
first pic is by an artist called Rirfen who draws beautiful tender pieces, but sadly very few things by him
second pic is by fairycosmo, he's a great drawer but he can be a little hit and miss with what he chooses to draw. Sometimes comes out with really great stuff
I don't know what post that was, but blah blah good fanfics? There were some good Zootopia comic pages.
>Drop a fox in a bunny hole and watch the carnage.
>No, it is the fox that gets NTR'd.
I think he's allergic to drawing NSFW in general.
kek