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someone post the water edit

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You guys like water memes?

What are you getting at stranger?

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>pokemon creatures
I love it when boomers try to sound hip like kids but fail.

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>I

The boomers should just embrace it.

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post Sears Catalog

Who doesn't?

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Water edit incoming?

LOL?

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Jeeves! Fetch me those Pokémon creatures at once!

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Yes sir. Should I fetch Mr. Fink-Nottle as well?

I REALLY fucking love how comfy Stalin is in this. I just fucking wish I achieved this level of comfiness just once

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Goddamn, guys, I fucking love water!

Just go kill a few million Ukrainians.
>Filename
Nice try, but I'm too smart for your tricks!

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Nice

because no one has posted it yet

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Easily my favorite. I wish this version took off rather than the water meme.

>El Goblino y su hijo
Dios mio....

Delete this NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>think about starting your own business, but never do it
You are expected to do that though. Tons of people do, and they all fail because it's always a bad idea.

the 3d wordart needs to be used more in memes in general, it's real good

Oh hey I made a shitty jjba pt4 version of this. Deleted the last two pannles because it over counted and got lazy trying to think up shit to edit.

I have no friends to go with so I have to take my mom to the Detective Pikachu movie next week and I know she'll either fall asleep or name the five pokemon she knows and then lose interest. She's 43 and I'm 23 and it's embarrassing enough already.

Sucks to hear that, my mom was the one that invite me to go watch Detective Pikachu

>I have to
I mean noone stops you from going alone.
Its not like the cinema staff gives a shit

It speaks to the 90s and 00s me messing around with Microsoft Word.

>kids shouldn't learn
yeah, that's a great plan in life

>get's tricked

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If they are saying things like
>pokemon creatures
then they are not trying at all.

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Haha?

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>Get a gold watch when you retire

lmao

What boomer wrote this? You don't get shit when you retire anymore.

>NOOOO DAD THEY'RE NOT CALLED POKEMON CREATURES I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES IT'S JUST POKEMON YOU'RE SO STUPID
>Yep, son. Pokemon creatures

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>Constantly talk about how important it is for people to serve their country
>Start countless wars, many just for economic benefit
>Don’t even care about veterans afterwards

youtube.com/watch?v=Nc_O-xq1mp4

>Go overseas once or twice in your life
What burgerstani wrote this?

Post it

Hopefully his dad tells him about inflation.

If all those people didn't die fighting goat farmers on the other side of the world, you'd be speaking german now.

Didn't Benjamin Franklin want us to speak German? Or was that some other founding father, I know they had a vote about it

If we didn't spend two decades bombing Afghanistan and Iraq, then those Saudi Arabians would have been able to fly a FOURTH plane into us!

Apparently it’s a bit of an urban myth/misunderstanding on what they were actually talking about at the time with respect to language

It was probably French. During that time period it was what basically every civilized country spoke in its diplomatic setting. Plus the whole France basically guaranteeing our independence thing.

No, Franklin didn't want german immigrants becouse germans aren't white enough.

>Saudi Arabians
THOSE WERE IRANIANS, GOIM

Ah

No, I remember it was specifically German under the logic they had a LOT of German immigrants at the time

I think the kid was being literal

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ah Zenpencils, the epitome of trying to sound smart and deep while in reality you look like a tool who just read random quotes from dead people and pretend you identify with them

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Remember when ZenPencils did a whole comic against trolls? That was the funniest shit. It was palpable the level of butthurt he was on.

t. Big Boss

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I'd never drag my mom to a movie at my age unless it's a movie she wants to see with me. I'd rather go alone.

This needs a edit where he ends up in a straight jacket

My god... that guy killed someone for fucking hotdogs!

Someone make a water edit.

>this popular new piece of entertainment is LITERALLY going to destroy society

I identify with this on so many levels.Its so much worse when you watch something they love and actually pay attention. You may not like it but at least you gave it a fair shot.

my little sister wants to see it with me, but I;m reluctant because people might think Im on a date with a white woman

This but unironiclly. Entertainment is a sin. A tool to keep you in line

we live in a
S O C I E T Y

Yea Forums is entertainment user.

Ah the days of WordArt ruining everything. Takes me back.

Last movie I saw with my mom in theaters was the first Deadpool.

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left

Left, easily. The odds of getting an anime song that goes well with the sound of screaming, shattering bone, and splattered flesh are astronomical.

May as well wait for the camrip.

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>ruining
You mean [[[IMPROVING]]]

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wtf waterbros

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Remember attempted hammer murder?

B I G B A P S

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>>left in Portal 2

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SHE LIVES IN A SOCIETY

This low effort fuck ever make a comic that isn't smug garbage?

fucking nice

He's got a couple good ones that I don't have on me at the moment.

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He's right though. All beer tastes bad.

That sure is how kids talk.

If i was an editor, i would have burned this.

so is religion :^)

You can have your opinion beer tastes bad, or, you can be a condescending psycho who thinks that everyone actually HATES beer just like you and if they were actually smart they wouldn't waste their time drinking it.

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> and I know she'll either fall asleep
My mom does that too, the only exceptions were the time i brought her to see Wall-E and when we went to watch Endgame.

IF THIS SCHOOL GOES UNDER 50 MILES PER HOUR, IT'LL EXPLODE

>No, Franklin didn't want german immigrants becouse germans aren't white enough.
Hitler BTFO

Kelly transcends typical political and boomer-tier comics

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Why didn't he just draw the kid wearing the I

Your taste differs from mine. You are an idiotic philistine.

But seriously, for what it's worth I like the way Stout tastes. Really.

Oh great, this argument again.

People have different opinions and tastes. Not accepting that because of your own conceit is ridiculous.

The sound of Japanese coupled with screaming, shattering bone, and splattered flesh is pretty much any given JAV video.

Right? An average American doesnt go overseas at all unless they're in the military.

Who wears t shirts to bed?

If you look closely you can see his other leg on the first two panels. Very nice.

I want swastika pajamas

I know right?
Like why bother going overseas when you could just go to Walmart and get more bread?

This. And might I add
FUCK NON GERMANIC MUSIC
FUCK NATIONALISM
FUCK *YOU*

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>Joanna, fire
>fire
would be better if water

Becoming Don Quixote may make a fun spectacle for others to watch from a distance, but I don't think it's very good advice in terms of life goals and such.

Zen Pencils is so up itself that I can't even tell whether this is a piss- take or not.

Better yet, chainsaw a whole forest to make room for more Wonder Bread!

>Bully takes you back to the past

hey I just noticed this after 13 years of having seen these fucking stupid comics-
The principal's nameplate faces the principal.

>fag uses high school math and science to drive home his strawmans
>but not when the science of people having wildly different tastes based on genetics comes into play

Your cursed kids will be saying the same thing about you in the future, youngster. ;-)

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Unironically this one is great.

I remember those creatures from your pic. I fucking hated them.
Fuck you.

>Halffull 3

Does your mom watch shit on netflix all the time? If yeah then she wont fall asleep my mom watches most shit on netflix and never falls asleep.

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I just buy 90% medical ethanol and mix it with juice.

heh

why do boomer comics always have the same ugly artstyle

lel

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Have you broken a sprocket, my man? Gussie would be perfectly useless in a situash like this. What rot! Perfectly barmy if you ask me. Tut, no, hush... it was a passing fancy, brought on by a lack of fish, no doubt. We will speak no more of it. Now, bring forth raiment suit (ha!) able for a young man embarking on the 2:43 to Hastings, and let's be off!

This is how Yea Forums has told me I'm meant to live my life countless times over the years though

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SOMEBODY

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Would you live on an island made of plastic garage?

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My 50 year old mother is super into PokemonGo like this. She runs two accounts at once and has the special pokeclip thing and has all of these spare batteries. I've always played it really casually since it's just a phone app, but she and my Uncle are obsessed. It's nice to see them having fun.

It's real bizarre experience to go to a raid and get carried by my mother and uncle, who are both really traditional and religious and told me pokemon was Satanist propaganda when I was in grade school.

>To play the shitty pranks that suck ass.

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Only thing I know about Zimmerman was that South Park episode where they hire him to shoot a black kid

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I never knew i could miss this untill today.

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this was funny

There was a comic similar to this one, it was about two guys and i believe it involved one of them being trapped in some sort of dimensio while they were getting ready for a weding or something.

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i will fucking hunt you down and kill you

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You can read that as two separate comics, one on the left column and one on the right column.

yeah those are the good ones

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>sink.jpg

Someone's mad they're dumb

Good one

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This is why you don't watch movies with anyone if you know she/he doesn't have same taste in movies as you.

don't get between a boomer and his grill

Well i am learning japanese.

It's cute how the cartoonist believes any of these are history

>IRC channel
this is an old one.

Hi Satan

Well of course, how else would he know he's the principal?

>dante's inferno
>rooms nested into rooms
it's more like a straight up descent, dante is not trying to get out, he getting guided through each level

Is there a plastic boat in the plastic garage that I could use to sail away?

I liked All Star long before it became a meme.

In other words this is why you watch stuff alone.

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ho ho ho

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Why go to countries that are ultimately less important, weaker militarily, and so self righteous they'll talk about how awful you are for everyone even while their leaders desperately lick the American boot because their welfare economies wouldn't exist if they had to have actual military budgets?

Would you go willingly sleep in a stable just so the mules could kick you?

If I found mules attractive I would.

>You don't get shit when you retire anymore.
I like how optimistic you are about there being such a thing as 'retirement' in our collective futures, user.

This was okay until this page, which just flipped the judgemental shit onto fit people.

>Well i am learning japanese.
I'm taking it a step further and TURNING Japanese!
youtube.com/watch?v=7tbobaz8nn4

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Japan is "safe and easy" by the comic and thinks you should go somewhere "exotic" and "thrilling" aka a place where you will be decapitated.

How can someone make this and think it was sane?

well, shit, I guess this enjoyment I'm getting out of memorizing hiragana this week was just me being a pussy and taking the easy way out. Shame, I only got to try this language for 4 days before the internet reminded me that I'm plugging myself into the matrix and being oppressed. o well.

But user, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, if only you follow the quest.

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>you should go somewhere "exotic" and "thrilling" aka a place where you will be decapitated.
So you're saying that I should step in to the Yakuza's turf and make a ruckuss?

way, way too many panels. just becomes bitter and cringey by the end.

You son of a fuck.

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This is so many levels of bad its amazing. Twisting Bukowski into his own insane narrative, that becoming Don Quixote is something to aspire to. I hate Zen pencils regardless but this one is so bad and tone deaf if it was satire it would be brilliant

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>filename
Nice try motherfucker.

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Vsauce tested the trolley problem in real life.
youtube.com/watch?v=1sl5KJ69qiA

I don't get it

there is tho

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>Tried to watch Tombstone with my brother recently
>My three year old nephew who snuck in from his playroom paid better attention
We found him when he started going pew pew pew during the shootout scene

the water edits are subtle and exploitable in many ways and this one is condescending and has a single joke

I don't know if this comic is making fun of millennials or making fun of people making fun of millennials. Leaning to the former, but it's not good at either.

It was actually written by a chink from Perth, Australia.

I'm sorry my city produced this guy.

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Escape rooms are fun

I think the most interesting thing about this video is how they were experiencing an ethical trolley problem themselves, if it was worth risking the mental health of the unwitting subjects for the sake of knowledge.

Mind Field is really good, the only reason I ever had YouTube Red.

It's making fun of millennials and it thinks it's making a clever and original pun on "eel" .
It's not a clever pun but the artist certainly thought it was worth the effort of this nine-panel comic.

i got the other ones, but what's the mad tortoise with a knife?

the irony of saying that immature people want others to like them and should just decide for themselves, when you spend 3 pages justifying your decision to be the weight you want, acting like it's the superior choice, and trying to get others to agree and approve of it.

>anscombe
i like how, even though the way it's presented is way more eloquent. this passage is the equivalent of "look everyone, i'm projecting"

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It's the "All About That Bass" problem, a body-positive message shooting itself in the foot by going for "fat is better than fit, actually" instead of "just be comfortable with yourself."

what country you from?

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i'd still solve, it's got the hair, it's got the boobs, it's got the butt (and would probably like it more than a normal girl because of anatomical reasons) and may even have a reasonable facsimile of the pussy

I'm big pro-trans but still fuck the original comic. Fetishy bullshit.

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What's wrong with having a fetish? It's simply logic in this world we live in. You get all the cuteness of a girl with all the being fucked of a man! And if you want to solve her, she'll feel it better than a regular woman!
My dream date is Pat Sajak's bottom half with Vanna White's top half

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highground and lacy are lesbians OK

this whole series ended up being overly self-congratulatory

>Blyat Hitler, just go back to sleep.

kek

...what the fugg

why are you so happy to promote the global castration of people with a mental disease?

look, a lot of autistic people don't want to have children. would allowing THEM their wishes be eugenics?

Zeno's Paradox. IIRC it was supposed to be making fun of some assumption about math at the time, but Im not smart enough to understand it.

I only know it from that one comic where a bunch of superheroes played baseball with Galactus.

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Stop pretending you care about them, just admit that you think it's icky.

Everything

Yes.

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It's a waterbed.

My mother and sister ask me to watch movies with them, then inevitably end up playing on their phone or falling asleep.

I'm starting to suspect that they don't actually care about movies at all, but instead just enjoy spending time with me.

>Zeno's Paradox
i knew about that.
i was wondering if the knife and the fact that it hates children had something to do with it, since the image is a damn collage of philosophy examples

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Child hating part is clearly just an explanation for why the tortoise would stop you from using the lever.

youtube.com/watch?v=PE84fH_Pc9c

This is cosmic horror comedy at it's finest.

post the one that makes my ryona fetish happy

...

Based and sizepilled

>countries that are ultimately less important
the fat rich cunt is pointing his gun at everybody again, ranting about justice and how he's a victim.
The world is a party and the USA is that guy.

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Boomers fucking love Pokemon, retard.

oh my fuck I'm dying in my library's bathroom right now

I miss lawl4kids

Virgil makes it clear to Dante that when he enters hell, the only exit is to descend through all the circles to the last circle. a passage there leads him out to Purgatory.

it's a weird concept, but i guess Dante needed a reason why he needed to go through hell. i don't know. i think he just wanted to make all his political enemies look fucking stupid in a Hell setting

>half full 3
kek

So you guys love water, but do you actually keep hydrated? I drink 2 liters a day.

my first thought was if the blood would actually lubricate the tracks

this is true wisdom folks.

>reasonable facsimile
It's the same as using an onahole without lube. I don't know if tha'll count as a "reasonable facsimile" in your book, but it certainly wont in mine.

god I fucking hate zen pencils

That comic has one of the best loss edits of all time

>Gavin Aung Than
aka the guy who draws ZenPencils. Surprised it took him this long to insert his own shit into the comic.

Does ZP even still run?

zenpencils.com/comic/missing/
it doesn't look like so

This is why you don't watch movies with women*

Women don't have any form of attention span or appreciation for quality art or any entertainment that doesn't resemble thr menial gossiping they are familiar with.

That comic was funny, but the sequels devolved into some redpill wankery.

This reminds me of this extremely genki sportsy tomboy I was friends with who wouldn't shut up during movies and always said "oh no [this thing is happening!] why is [thing happening?] is it because [thing happened before?] what's going to happen next?" one time in summer I got fed up with it, I paused the movie and I said "alright, since you won't shut up" and I kissed her. She pretended to be offended over me telling her to shut up and we started play-fighting and I ended up on top of her on the parquet floor, her top had rolled up her flat chest while we were wrestling and I started kissing her sweaty body all over. It wasn't even our house, we were guests of a person who was out so the unfamiliar environment, the lazy summer air, and the feeling of forbiddenness made this one of the hottest memories I have.

The ones that do don't call them "pokemon creatues" though.

Those monsters.

maybe because your drink piss water
I buy artisan beer and it's great

snabbety snab

Jokes on you I've trained myself to never check the filename on ant sized images.

I buy artisan beer that specifically tastes like piss, get on my level

Reminds me of the time that my Mom and her friends wanted to see Up, so I got a DVD for them. After the scene of Carl and Ellie as kids, and goes to their life montage, they were talking to each other about their childhoods. when they finished and noticed that the movie is at Carl being an old man watching the construction site all around them, they realized they missed a good chunk of the movie, and asked me to rewind it for them. They stayed quiet for the rest of the movie, and liked it.

MDR

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They're right, that is funny.

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>always to somewhere safe and easy
As opposed to what, asshole? Go to a third-world warzone?

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>the 80's synth yang 2020 logo

holy shit thats fucking funny

I can't believe I have 4chanx and fell for this

I drink artisanal piss in a beer bottle.

h
aha

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Post the edit.

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it looks like yesterday was exactly one year since his last piece

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"Did you find it?"
"Yes, but it was occupied"
Did I get that right? I only have shitty self-taught French. Is it a finding the bathroom joke?

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Masque of the Red Death.
Classic, really.

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>Frida Kahlo
god I fucking HATE Frida Kahlo
of course Zen Pencils makes shit comics about her

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yes

Umm, hon hon?

>8bit
Friendly reminder that 8 bit = 1 byte, and byte is the common way to describe size.
Using this knowledge, we can conclude that he's trying to give the impression he is well endowed, but actually have a 1" micropenis.

So what does the punchline say

I don't know How but I guarantee a woman is responsible for this. A single mother.

Really makes you think...

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what he gave him was his liver.

Remember when liberals actually thought net neutrality being passed would mean the end of the internet?

Yeah, that's totally why Sears is filing for bankruptcy. It wasn't the crooked millionaire cabal siphoning off all the assets to their other companies, borrowing money from their own loan companies and then filing for bankruptcy to have the state pay them back all that "lost" money.

Its really weird how conservatives think Ajit Pai is a trustworthy guy.

Most certainly, sir.

Kek

Fixed it!

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God I wish that I got paid equal to what office drones waste. If I did it would justify the cost of gold.

Oh gee, ya think?

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Roast beef flaps

Pretty odd to make a tribute comic to Joseph Roy Metheny.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4769618/Baltimore-serial-killer-SOLD-victims-BBQ-dies.html

For a comic about not being judgmental about someone elses body choice, he sure is judgmental about the guy who likes to lift.

>they hold a funeral for a door
>meanwhile they just ignore the guy that got ripped in half

Notice how it completely ignored anything related to having friends, family, lovers or children. Notice how it also mocks any one who chooses to settle down, or any one who dares to accept things at "face value".

Some people only want a comfortable life they can live in peace; there is a difference between being a submissive sheep and someone who is content to live a simple life. For every 1 brilliant person, there's a million more regular people who he would be nothing without.

Go on..

My mom does this

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They all donted a little bit so he could become a real human bean. The last guy donated his liver. There's also a not-quite-subtle nigger dick joke.

Fuck. I wish some literal god among men would translate Gotlibs stuff in a way that managed to preserve the jokes.

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Why would anyone want to have sex in the first place, though?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ah the classic "if you argue with this, you prove my point" trick

pretty sure they just gave him his arms

King in Yellow actually

Man. This is both funny and fucking horrifying.

Well duh, yes. That's the joke. Subversion of expectations. You cam bet your ass Gotlib timed those panels to be right before a pageturn.

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Show her better films, you little shit.

>if you argue with an opinion, that means you're an idiot
well yeah
people are allowed to think whatever they want
starting an argument trying to prove an opinion wrong is dumb

Reasonable chuckle?

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We never had sex. I didn't want to spoil the friendship because I cared about her and it would've been a LDR and every LDR I had was a disaster, so every time we were about to have sex I backed off. In the end we lost touch anyway, I fucked up. I will forever remember her gymnast thighs wrapped around me.
One day we went out for the evening and she wore makeup and a feminine green dress that showed her long legs. Tomboys dressing up feminine for you is god tier. I fucked up.

But.... this is actually funny.

Domic is Asian Swoozy, he came before Odds1out.

Castrating people with mental diseases means they won't pass them on how is this a negative?

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You can't just say that and then not post it.

I've only got the grand finale.

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Ah yes I remember that comic now. Never saw the loss edit though.

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Me.

I fucking love this.

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I don't know what level of faggotry this guy is on, but to use hip-hop as an argument for creativity is retarded. It's the worst form of "music" there is.

Left but time it perfectly so just before it runs them over the final things they hear will be SOME-

>all those tiny details everywhere
Someone put way too much time into this shoop, and I'm entirely okay with that.

>getting mad at someone for paying attention to something other than the movie
>while you yourself are paying attention to them and not the movie

>History
>Paul fucking Bunyan and the Gateway arch
I wonder what teen fad was distracting mr. Joe Heller when his parents brought HIM to visit some historical landmarks.

they are.
But boy, you gotta have 3+ people- or at least I do.
I'm too dumb to solve one as a couple and then after the time's up you wasted 45-65 bucks to feel like a big retard.

I prefer the one that has only the one change in the punchline. I've been banned multiple times for posting it and would do it again if I hadn't lost it in my latest PC change.

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It's mainly the last ~3rd with the wall painting that changes every panel. Even if they're tiny, blurry background details I still recognize half of them.

The obvious changes are boring. The subtle ones are mildly interesting. I didn't even notice the pictures changing.

I actually didn't hate this one. At least, until I realized it was an elaborate self-quote.

>43
>23

you better treat her well user, she suffered a lot to have you

underrated

youtu.be/BVkTmnJkAN8

If you like that kind of stuff.

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If beer tasted good then a lot more people would be alcoholics instead of sugar addicts in denial.

whats James Rolfe doing there

Awww, user!

Satan is patient.

You know, the original Don Quixote novel was a cautionary tale about this. Unlike nearly every adaption, they portrayed the guy as a mentally ill man who read too many books and needed to be brought home because he was endangering himself and everyone around him with his antics.

just kill me now ;_;

Good ol' American propaganda.

The little guy saying bitch kills me.

its a commonly used tactic by racists. You are basically saying "persons arent allowed to argue with me about this view."
Imagine the same comic but the girl is saying that the white race is superior. Then the complainers are nagging her about equality.

>saying this while crying about americans every day on the internet

>housing crisis
>free market
lolwut

Is that Herculad?

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That legit is a funny image...

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Do you really want his son to become Dobson?

>They thought she was going through a phase
>When really she just had impeccable taste

some faggot i used to be friends with did this shit constantly. i used to watch his shitty shows i wasn't interested in with him, but whenever i wanted to show him some of my favourite shows or movies he'd just fuck around on his phone the entire time

Thank you based russian army

BASED AND TEDDYPILLED

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That's not exactly what they do.

They treat their view as self evident and then act like you're an idiot if you disagree. At least when they're arguing with someone, they won't really argue in favor of their own views, but rather argue against the other person who is against those views. This results in the other person often having to project arguments onto the racist which they can then claim rightfully are strawman arguments, since the other person is having to interpret their counter-counter-arguments as their arguments.

It all got popularized by Mike Enoch from I think the Daily Shoah podcast for how to argue about "who is white" when it comes to the idea of white ethnostates ("treat what is white as self evident") and eventually got used in how they argue about everything.

How could the blood possibly reach the prairie dog?

This made me laugh.

That's sweet. My mom asked me first before I was going to ask if she could go.
Might as well die
I think she just wants to make me happy, even if she might fall asleep.
People will only think my mom has a retarded adult child she has to appease.
I think she's just tired from working. I took her to see kung fu panda because she really was excited for it and she fell asleep after the turtle died.
She only watches the news so she's not a veteran movie watcher.
I still live with her so I cook her meals and clean so she doesn't have to out of work.

She just bought us tickets for friday so I felt excited and checked in on my replies

I live in the city with the highest number of microbreweries in the entire USA, we shit out more artisan beer than anywhere else in this country, and I still can't find a beer I like.

I only drink hard liquor, mostly scotch.

>abusefag denied
Nice, have a well deserved (You).

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I've got celiac so I can't even drink beer. Liquor all the way.

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Maybe American beer is bad? IDK.
I had good beer in Germany and Czech Republic so I have a good meter of what is good beer, most commercial beer has absolutely nothing to do with good beer.

Technically this one is an edit of that one. Notice that his dick's out when she arrives home.

>Badspot
Nice

For me it's simply shots with liquorice taste.

Fucking lol, in no universe does Germany win WWII

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The more shots the better.

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Lmao, what a fucking retard. He starts off by calling Zimmerman white. Are you really asking me tp watch 40 minutes of a video from a guy who couldn’t be assed to look up a fucking photo?

Remember when she was funny? good times

I've had plenty of European beer too. Belgians, German, whatever. I just plain do not like it. The only one close to tolerable was Fat Tire, and even then I'd rather drink literally any cocktail.

based and russochauvinistpilled

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What the fuck is the joke? This comic angers me so damn much
The guy didn't even say anything about belief or dreams so why the fuck would the giant crab need to do anything

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The one where they don't outlaw "Jewish science", cucking themselves out of scientific process, and luck out on getting nukes first to get rid of Moscow and London ends with them winning.

That's so pathetically hopeful, with what planes? Are they rolling the nuke to Moscow?

>in this guy's mind
>mister, sir, i just wanted to ask - please, why were you following me? i'm an innocent and small boy. i wanna go to college and get good grades!
>you black demon, how dare you affront my sparkling caucasian genes. why i oughta...

In this case yeah you just don't like beer.

>the guy coming out of the manhole
kek

fuck you user I had managed to dodge the first bullet

Like clockwork

I'm trying to find the comic of the cop and black guy playing basketball.

I love Anne of green pubes.

>a Germany that didn't outlaw helpful science and got the bombs first
>not having gotten further with their v2 rockets as well
The delivery is the least problematic part.

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fucking what

Fuck, you got me

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>expensive bomb
>expensive inaccurate rockets
Scotland and the German economy won't know what hit them

>did not start jew prosecution
>had one of the major opponents in the middle of revolution
>did not have USA involved yet
>still lost
It`s like WW1 didn`t teach the krauts anything.

It might be a Final Fantasy reference.

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Have you tried weizenbier

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>Badspot.us
YOU STUPID FUCKER UPDATE BLOCKLAND GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>AS SOMEONE WHO LIKES NERDY GIRLS,

Dobson? Is that you?

You say that every time and you never get (you)s so here user

Especially when there is fire

VIDEO GAMES=BAD
WAR=GOOD

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PC!

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What is wrong with being average? I've always aimed to be normal and average, but people keep telling me to do other things.

Okay, suppose his grandchild is 20 now.
I, honestly, do not remember the date of last battle in holland, but suppose it`s 1945.
Then it is 1925 year of birth. Then it`s 94 years old. Soon we will run out of veterans to make boomer jokes.

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>boomer drags a veteran out of retirement to shit on those darn kids
Is there no limit to how low boomers will stoop?

>Fit people are dumb because all they do is going to the gym

Some drawfag should make a pic where he met Chad lifting dumbbells and reading books at the same time

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Heil Hitler

there's a small crab for small fortunes and a huge ones for big fortunes

I fucking hate boomers

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maybe the most cucked comic of All time

>russian political satire about 60th-80th and local hippy variety
The people are not too different all over the world
>old good
>new bad
>think of the gubmint

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You've never interacted with women beyond the thots you've tried and failed hitting on

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>sketches of May, Lee and Marie Kanker on the wall

HOW DID THEY KNOW

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>Heroine

>It was actually written by a chink from Perth, Australia.
Suddenly Radelaide looks much better...

Well, ideally you would want BODY to play right when they hit the bodies, so the correct answer is to pull the lever yourself, because you can't guarantee the anime song will sync up perfectly.

Finally, a good Zenpencils!

Someone else can probably do this better.

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i didn't know they had graveyards for pigs

I like his art, but not his subject matter

Good water edit. I commend your effort.

It should have been Portal H2O.

I THINK the intention is that "fat jokes aren't funny" or some PC shit like that, but that is legit funny.

this guy drew a lot of fucked up TF stuff back in the day. he was ahead of his time.

I'm also learning Japanese; got hiragana and katakana down, now 1/4 through kanji. We'll get there someday.

Cowards here shamed him into giving up his vision.

>1/4 of the way through kanji

lol no you fucking aren't.

According to KanjiDamage I'm at 422 out of the 2023 they've got on there. Don't get me wrong it's a pain in the dick, but it's something.

lol yeah. that's the basics. to be fluent you'll need to memorize over 10,000 kanji and even then that's not all of them. Kanji are fucking ridiculous. There's effectively an infinite number of them.

Not to discourage you, 400 is a pretty decent chunk. But the ability to learn new kanji quickly is going to be extremely important, because that's something you'll be doing for basically the rest of your life.

kanji.sljfaq.org/

This is a website I use frequently to look up kanji. If you intend to actually read anything in Japanese, you'll want to bookmark it.

You hold onto that memory.

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was it autism?

Ah shit well fuck me then looks like Itazuraneko rused me lol Thanks though user that's good info moving forward

Japanese learning is extremely structured. The first 2000 are the basics and that's what you're expected to know for N5 certification, which is a basic cert saying you can more or less survive in Japan without an interpreter. N1 is considered fluent, and that's where you need to learn crazy amounts of kanji because they'll have you reading from newspaper advertisements and books.

Yeah, it's called "the iron" or something, because the character was looking for his iron and went through all this fantasy stuff to get it.

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Have you considered forcibly starving millions of people?

The punchline "Il ne risque plus grand chose" is a play on words like that joke about the little boy who was born just a head, eventually grew a body, and got killed when hit by a car while walking in the street. "He should have quit while he was a head."

The line is literally translates to "He no longer risks any large thing," which translates semantically to "He no longer has anything important to lose." The joke I think would be "He no longer risks becoming a large thing," and the entire thing becomes a giant pun.

At least that's what I got from it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=U1dvNcjOtGI
Gotta be careful with those midgets.

why does her t-shirt have ARSE on it?

>What should the brain do?
Assume that God, in his goodness, would never let the brain be deceived in such a manner. So the demon is pointless.

Furthermore, if God is both omniscient, omnipotent, and benevolent, then no world any human can conceive of (including potential future worlds) is better than God’s existing creation. No matter what the brain does, it will exist in the best of all possible worlds. Perhaps this trolley was created specifically to kill the people on one side of the track?

isn't this how arkham origins ended?

but if the problem is limited to the areas of the internet he frequents then what's the problem?

why did she kill minecraft girl? is it because she turned communist?

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the brain should make no choice and instead retreat into a fantasy world until the day it dies. the only ethical and moral action in such a situation is to go insane

He’s sitting on his son.

Only thing in the thread to make me laugh

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Too real.

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>when ghouls and ghosts keep tryna spook you but you just assume its your cat every time and never go investigate

i wanna see what the conversation was afterwards

No, it's part of the joke of how Portal 2 was in the original too while having no actual guns

Thanks

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you gain brouzouf

based

Hot dogs are made from people?

I am a person that does this.
Sorry but your movie/tv show isnt that interesting. If your characters are simply talking I listen while browsing my phone

Fuckin' Bruges.

>I only watch if there are exploshuns!
All people I met who do this are extremely shallow and stupid and have toddler tier attention span. You're probably a MCU fan.

I fail to see the controversy here. Wouldn’t every man want a larger dick if given the opportunity?

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Depends, what use would a bigger dick be if it was already big enought to beat a horse cock?

i'd honestly prefer a dick that i could like, fold away for easy storage, nothing worse than getting a boner out of nowhere at work, and having to stay behind your bench till it goes back down and you can readjust it back away.
and im saying that as someone with an average dick, but as a shower not a grower.

>I HAVE TO WATCH CHARACTERS SITTING IN CHAIRS AND DISCUSS STUFF!
>THE WAY MALE WHITE CHARACTER A SITS IN HIS CHAIR IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR MY EYES TO SEE!

Yes, you absolute dumb fuck. If you can't pick up on acting you are fucking retarded or you're used to watching completely braindead movies. Do you not look at people when they speak to you? Are you autistic?

>I prefer to half enjoy two things rather than fully pay attention to one thing that a friend asked me to watch
>my attention span can't handle a few moments of dialogue
you're an idiot

continue to stay angry at people not watching your boring movies

So what is your favorite Michael Bay movie, brainlet?

No, because that never happened. Lib were always for Net-Neutrality.

That strip there was not about housing crisis but about the questionable practices of the foreclosure industry.
And that strip there isn't either, it's about the abuse of sweatshops.

dont watch those
also you are in Yea Forums in a /lol/ thread
Dont pretend you are so above me you cartoon/comic-fan

IT's not making fun of anyone, it's just about making a stupid pun.

I'm in Yea Forums in a /lol/ thread drinking goon from a plastic wine titty and I'm still above you

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that's actually pretty hilarious

Really bothers me to no end how they all look alike, probably just because they're all variations of a featureless smiley face

Then it'd just be two panels with a drawing of a hipster eel instead of nine straight panels of vitriol.

I wouldn't be able to have sex with my current gf if my dick were any larger, so no.

I would like to not be a 5'10" manlet tho

thanks, doc

That's not even the original.

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why do american boomers so desperately want their cause of death be getting sacrificed by oil companies for profit? is it some weird cult thing?

They idolise their parents while hating their children. Pretty standard for boomers

Lol, that scrawny boomer brought a briefcase to his military enlistment appointment and not even the recruiter can believe how stupid he is.

Its a "manly" and honorable thing to do, in their opinion. What, its manlier to protect your own land and rights with weapon in your hands? Thats crazytalk, bee a good boy and go die in some fucking desert

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>books and movies about war made by veterans: war is hell, being a soldier is awful, hope my sons dont have to go to war
>books and movies about war made by the sons of those veterans who never went to war: war is great and full of honor,mbeinbg a soldiuer is great, hope there is a war so my son can go and become a man

its just retards who dont know shit and who know they wont get drafted because they are too old

1st world war veterans made shit-tons of pro-war fiction and propaganda. The 2nd world war was started, directed and commanded by 1st world war veterans. I'm not saying they're right, but the most pro-war people are usually the ones that have been in the thick of it.

i am going to kill myself

I legitimately can't tell if they were doing it on purpose or not but that's legitimately hilarious

based halflife posters

>men's egos are fragile
>posts inflammatory stuff guaranteed for replies
>AHH SEXISM, HELP ME WHITE KNIGHTS

>1st world war officers made shit-tons of pro-war fiction and propaganda.
Fixed that for you.

lack of ressentiment

>posts joke that can't take on social media
>some take the bait
>OP jerks off to how validated he feels
this shit is everywhere now, from left can't meme to (wo)men are

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Point Proven,

Nah. I have a large dick, it's fucking infuriating because some girls legit can't take it. It's not even pornstar huge either.