I wish these Zoomers were my friends growing up

I wish these Zoomers were my friends growing up.

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>When you and your brothers try to start dating your new girl friend but find out she’s lesbian

Which triplet were you most like when you were a kid?

As a kid I was more like Huey. Got good grades, rarely got in trouble, etc. Now that I am older and have become a stoner I feel like I've become sort of a fusion of Louie and Huey.

Yeah, I was more like Huey as well. I notice that there's a lot less "Hueys" in college and adulthood than in childhood, though.

Why?

I want lena to be my friendly cock sleeve

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Favorite triplet? Why?

No you don't. They were born in 2005, play Fortnite in their free time and listen to XXXTentacion. Lil' Zoomer shits.

>blue
>two shirts
>goes places
>saves lives

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If he didn’t kick that sled out of the way he could have saved the series

a fusion of the three i was brilliant like huey, adventurous like dewie and money obsessed and always running a scam of some sort like louie.

also i had donald's temper including the part where it magically seems the level the playing field like it did with gladstone

Huey, mainly because I'm a sucker for dorky nerd characters

Louie I like his little con man thing.

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Huey
>Complete dork
>Quite charming and humorous
>Is actually nice
>Gives a shit about Donald

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i bet ya none of these so called zoomers watched zoom growing up.

I wanna be a zoomer.

Which version? The original or the 90s revival?

They are adventurous and smart as a whip.

both

I liked the 90s one. That and Arthur.

Agreed

The souless hivemind that they were originally

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What scams?

I'm most like Webby, being awkward.

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I feel like Huey would love that

I kinda want to be more like Huey. How can I do that?

How so?

>Webby will never slit your throat once you're done with Lena
;_;

Well at least you’re honest about how little there is to make one care about him.

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I was and still am a louie

i wish i had friends growing up

Fuck them. They're so sarcastic and snarky they make the Quack Pack versions look earnest by comparison. And besides, they don't talk or act like modern kids. They talk and act like annoying 20-something kids on Tumblr.

I think I'm getting too old for internet,...

Can someone explain the OPs bait? What are we supposed to be outraged about?

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i started a business cutting lawns put in bids undercutting the competition and used migrants to basically force my competition who was bankrolled by their rich daddy to buy my company to get their most lucrative contracts

i made 20 grand for the seven weeks my company existed.

i have an ebay store where i make about 1500 bucks a month going to several local discount stores buying expensive hard covers for about 9.99 plus tax and then selling them for 25 bucks a pop plus media mail shipping.

I'm op. Who is outraged?

like a mini Scrooge.

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