Hold on a minute here. These two pole-smokers are supposed be esteemed historians and academics, which implies a certain degree of interaction with the world around them and a high information flow, and yet somehow they 1) didn't know that Glimmer is a princess despite her being a well-known public figure (the social acuities of the various princesses being discussed before the ball would mean that such things were public knowledge), and 2) That Bow was going to a school that he made up, despite their standing in the academic and educational community which would have guaranteed that they would know that it did not exist.
I'm surprised Hordak hasn't conquered the whole planet already, considering it's made up of nothing but gay retards.
>thinking this cartoon would give a fuck about continuity
Jacob Williams
That's the shit you get from a shit cartoon. Now fuck off and die.
Ayden Powell
She ra is like finding a goose that can on occasion lay a golden egg and kicking that goose in the stomach untill it dies.
Justin Barnes
Dude, you're missing the point. >Bow has two dads That's fine, happens all the time in real l-- >Bow has 13 brothers You wot mate?
Liam Hughes
I more curious of how the fuck this 2 have 13 kids
Ayden Ward
And another thing. They keep talking about the "First Princess Alliance" from ten years ago, but all the princesses except Entrapta are teens, and Mermista only recently took over for her father, and Glimmer's father was a key member as well. So were the current princesses fighting as toddlers, or were a bunch of grown men calling themselves the "princess alliance" for some gay reason?
Liam Perry
>SJW-Ra puts virtue signaling about queer superiority above having a coherent plot that makes sense You don't say!
Jordan Hall
>Glimmer's father was a key member as well Bow is a member of the current PA, so clearly it's not an issue for guys to be there, so long as the main membership is the princesses
Adrian Brooks
But who were they? Because there don't seem to be that many veteren princesses and most of the kingdoms were apparently lead by men at the time.
Parker Thomas
Didn’t they not know that She-Ra had returned, too?
Even Perfuma in her hippy commune had heard that She-Ra was back.
Carter Lewis
>are supposed be esteemed historians and academics, which implies a certain degree of interaction with the world around them as an acedemic: interaction with other academics in no way shape or form means interaction with the outside world
Angel Wright
>it's made up of nothing but gay retards. I... I actually was going to be mad at this sentence but ... you are right. There is no better way to put it
Andrew Carter
>Two men raise a girl >She ends up thinking she must also be a man and wearing chest binders to present as one Not exactly sending a positive message about gay parenting.
Tyler Myers
They don't have to know who won the Etherian version of Jeopardy the night before, but given their profession they should have at least known that there was a new She-Ra (since that would have been highly relevant to their research), that the prestigious academy that their son was enrolled in did not exist (they should know what the schools are on a small planet like Etheria, and seriously, niggas never asked for a report card), and that Glimmer was a princess (one because that should be common knowledge, and two because they knew her parents from the first Alliance).
Zachary Ward
I agree. Thirteen is a fucking lot of kids to go out and adopt. Especially when you take into account that they’re really not that old, and Bow, who is a young adult, is their youngest. Unless several of their kids are the same age (which is of course possible if they’re all adopted anyway), then they’ve been adopting and raising kids from a pretty darn young age.
Bow also looks a heck of a lot like at least one of his dads. If all of his brothers turn out to physically resemble the dads too, I’m gonna have to conclude that they had a brood mare chained in their basement or some shit.
Grayson Morris
I'd read that.
Jeremiah Bennett
>most of the kingdoms were apparently lead by men at the time
Evidence for this? Besides Glimmer’s dad, who I get the impression was working with equal power or less alongside Glimmer’s mom, who seems to be a princess of sorts herself.
I’m not doubting you, mind you, I just sort of get the impression most of the kingdoms in Etheria are accustomed to a matriarchy and I’m wondering where you’re getting the idea they’re not.
Joseph Ross
The only three "princesses" (and that term seems to be applied pretty loosly here) who could have been alive at the time were Casta Spella, Angela, and Entrapta (who wasn't involved). Mermista's father was in charge until she took over.
Oliver Campbell
>niggas never asked for a report card
While watching the episode, I began to imagine that Bow would likely forge all kinds of school documents just to keep up with the ruse. Like, I can see him writing up fake parental consent forms for phony field trips, and report cards where he would even go out of his way to give himself bad grades, just to make his dads feel like they were involved in his life. He bothered to assign Glimmer and Adora majors (and for some reason say he met Adora freshman year when he’s actually only met her recently? I don’t get that part, he coulda said she was an exchange student or something) and he scheduled himself school breaks, so I don’t see why he wouldn’t go all out. Maybe he might’ve forgotten details earlier on and made up excuses, but he’s been doing this for years, so I bet he covered all his bases and then some.
Hunter Miller
Yes, as opposed to the only two male leaders we know about, being King Micah and the unseen and offhandedly mentioned Mermista’s dad.
Levi Cox
What about Netossa and Spinerella?
Christopher Peterson
They were so inconsequential that nobody knew what they did. I doubt they were in the first alliance. They would have been too young anyway.
Austin Reyes
>interaction
They're ex-soldiers who study history as a hobby. They hate princesses due to feeling betrayed when the alliance broke down letting the horde gain a foothold.
Doing history as a hobby means they could just spend all day either reading their library or going to remote locations to find First One tech.
Jace Wood
>Horde depopulated a village with mostly blacks >Lance and George take the orphans
Not too hard to find a scenario for mass adoption.