Where the hell was their sex scene?!?!?

Off screen. She didn't leave Earth immediately.

Yeah she only goes for boys dude

Maybe Thor/Hemsworth could fuck some sense back into her. She's been so busy being a feminazi she's starting to look man-ish.

So THAT'S how Thor could get back in shape. She'd be one hell of a workout. ;)

shut up seriously shut the fuck up

But what about women? Can she have a girlfriend?

Dude have sex

T R I G G E R E D
Yeah, no seriously, she needs to cut it out with her man hating bullshit and get dicked the right way for a while.

yeah, because woman + woman is the most beautiful relationship in the whole universe, pure perfection

Alright Parker, we get it

I LOVE how much this is bothering you. I guarantee you Thor would turn her back into a woman who appreciates men.

Can it be Mantis?

Please, I implore you, have sex.

Please, I implore you, think about a Captain Marvel, still played by Brie Larson, but now she LOVES men because Thor gave her life changing sex.

best sex i ever had was with a feminazi in my first year of college

they are literally nuts and crazy in bed and every normal girl ever since could never compare

Happy
Angels
Vibrate
Ears

Slippery
English
Xylophones

>MFW thinking about how broken their kids would be

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It's true. I can vouch for that. They do lose some of that feminazi "edge" with a dick in their butt though.

>that scene in Captain Marvel where she pouts to Minn-Erva that they never fucked
Poor Carol.

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It happened super fast, her flying through Thanos’ ship was actually her and Thor pounding their way through the sky and back down to the ground

She'd probably be twice as powerful once she likes men again. Don't you think?

what sucks is how like, they start to realize one dick in the pooper isn't enough, and they start trying to get you to put things like your whole foot in their ass

i wasn't ready for that kind of lifestyle because i believe jesus died for our reasonable sins

If only you could hook a generator up to them while they get it on. Free energy for millions of people.

Probably the only hips in the universe Thor couldn't break even if he tried.

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I'd rather watch Evans and Atwell fuck for a couple hours.

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Just imagine how powerful their children would be...

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Who else should Thor breed? I say Wanda,

Is this pic their daughter?

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Embarrassing. You should be ashamed

Imagine Carol just squeezing Thor's pot belly. Just playing with it and giggling as it jiggles.

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More cushion for the pushin.
More Thor to love!

If they had sex, I'm pretty sure the fiction and orgasms alone would reach calamity highs which surpass the power of the stones, which would rupture the continuum and reset the timeline to 2008 when the first Iron Man came out.

disgusting thread

mmmmm
so those were the earthquakes on earth...

>53 dubs
mmmmmm

Look at the expressions on literally everybody behind Brie. Holy shit.

They know she is an insufferable cunt

Damn, they're like robots. Must be leftist NPCs.

why would you want to watch two emotionally dead duds have boring passionless sex?

Bet she wouldn't crack an expression.

sharpies are a lifesaver man. Just buy a 20 pack and make sure they don't slip inside her and she doesn't tear her asshole. Plus, if you can draw a swastika on a feminazi's left buttock without her noticing, you will unlock a secret character.

>emotionally dead duds
The MCU Thor has been anything but "emotionally dead" since Ragnarok. If anything, he's too cartoonishly emotional.

If Thor's "hammer" isn't enough for this lady then she truly is beyond help.

Would Thor and Carol's children also have Captain Marvel's power? Because in the MCU iteration she got it from an exploding hyper engine. If they just got Thor's power and Carol's human side, then they'd be half gods. So, powerful but not that amazing considering. If they ALSO got Carol's powers.... HOLY SHIT.

Maybe it's just me being a shipper, but I thought Carol addressing Rhodey's hologram is a hint to future relationship.
Who wrote them as a couple in the first place? Bendis?

Captain America has been made into a leftist political caricature, and the MCU is now one of Disney's core avenues to promote leftist political propaganda. So yes, most likely she'll either actually end up with Rhodey because "mixed race couple", or they'll just make her a dyke, because a healthy straight white couple would not be in keeping with Disney's/Marvel's vision for this character.

WOW I meant Captain MARVEL. WHOOOPS.

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Did you seriously just post that gif?

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During a interview Tessa Thompson suggested the idea of a threesome with Valkyrie, Carol and Thor because why not

not as powerful as Yea Forums autism!

Cut for time.

Hot. Got a link?

ewww

>threesomes with two hot powerful women aren't hot
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Is it true that Based Chris Hemsworth hates her, or are people just meming one interview or something?

They were doing a bit at the junket, a mock rivalry about whether Carol or Thor was stronger.
Autist/incel/outrage merchants took it at face value.

He's taken.

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>brie and tessa
>Hot
Ayyyy lmao

jeremy renner and don cheadle was more clearer

Damn she's hot

How did you find the world's worst pictures of her? Jesus

Can we please be done with live action shit on Yea Forums now so all these Yea Forums autists have to fuck off back to Yea Forums

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We still here fag.

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Not the prettiest body I've ever seen but I bet she's good in bed, those muscles are hefty.

I want a Hayley Atwell sex scene

>Imagine being Thor in this scene. Imagine having to stare at this and say Oh damn Brie Larson you are so fine with your no ass having body and fungal toes, Im

i don't like ass and have a fungus fetish

It’s this kind of bold thinking the MCU needs going forward.

Why did they kinda doll her up in the beginning and then completely tone her down again after the 5 year gap?

They were probably further into filming her own movie then.

The only attractive woman in the MCU is Nebula

>not liking mantis
>2019

Liking Mantis is soooo 2017

I don't like Mantis

I love Mantis

Imagine Thor's fat gut folding over her and bouncing on her everytime he thrusts. The smell of beer when he burps and the smell of cheese. when her feet touch his face.

>Imagine being Thor in that scene on New Asgard when suddently Wonder Woman from the DCEU shows up and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you're fuckin' fine, all sexy with your skeletal body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally make you my cocksleeve, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another Natalie Portman in his dressing room, balls deep in her, while his fake belly bounches on her ass. Like seriously imagine having to be Thor and not only lay on that bed while Wonder Woman flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her ribcage and sunken eyes, and just sit there, take after take, beer after beer, while you had to suck face. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's PRETTY and "THANK YOU FOR THE CROSS-OVER" because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her Bony fucking Chitauri face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and soon to be alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Sydney. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively all over you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to lay there and revel in her "Hot (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Chris Hemsworth. You're not going to lose your future Movie career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

i'd still solve

>the smell of cheese. when her feet touch his face.

Goddamnit I was eating

It was so obvious Chris could barely get his lines out in a convincing manner when he said "I like her" granted I don't know how anyone could manage to convincingly say anything positive about Brie.

I don't like Carol's dyke haircut, whose idea was that?

She's an ass. But she's useful to the leftist agenda to hate men and attack white people in general.

Take a look at moronic sjw's and you instantly have your answer.

cope

Carol is gay

She even riled Cheadle.

What did she do?

Sometimes "just be yourself" isn't great advice.

She doesn't have to be. ;)

They are trying so hard to push the "strong woman" image that even writing her they have to admit she's just an asshole.

>they are sexist and racist
>accept it
No

I have a feeling they would wrestle for a while but ultimately Thor would end up on top and dominate that pussy.

A news report from two days ago says he stuck up for her. They have beef?

He was probably doing it out of professional courtesy and for the success of the brand. But it's well known that Brie Larson has been unliked by many costars across several films now.

Ok there needs to be a parody xxx on this ASAP.

She's a fictional character. She could be a regular dick loving character at the stroke of a writer's decision.

Would have made the movie even better. Great couple.

Reminder that she's dead as fuck because Hollywood literally hates Asian women

Talk about a power couple.

Thor has suffered enough

Thor is too old for her, she likes them young.

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There was definitely some potential sexual tension in that scene. He even said he liked her... I could see them being a thing. Even for just a quick few rolls in the bedsheets.

Only if he has Stormbreaker and she goes binary. I want to see cosmic level sex in that scene.

Thor is for Wonder Woman after DC sells her to Disney

And they wonder why we still have to be told not to stick our dicks in crazy.

>that smirk
YOU JUST KNOW

Now I don't know what I want. Thor and Diana would also be epic. But Carol really needs some good dick to take that man hating edge off of her.

Tesla died for this

Look at the way she's looking over her shoulder at him. **hearts**

That's the look of "Oh big strong man, I DARE you to come get me".

Every time you drove your car you'd think of them doing it so you could charge up for your commute.

I don't like thinking about stuff like this too often but sometimes you gotta have

>Carol so shit she not only needs to be propped by marketing and compliments but now she needs to be literally propped up by Thor's dick

lmao

The God of Thunder has a lot of work to do then.

POWER SEX

Well She has gone on record to wanting to have her character be a lesbian anyway.

Tomboys are likely to be lesbians 90% of the time

>second row, middle picture
Good old Thor grabbing a hand full of his woman. That's more ass than Brie can hope to have.

Oh, so that sound at the end was Carol undoing Peter's chastity belt?

Objectively false. That's just a recent narrative being pushed.

post credits

Think of all the feminist crazies who would have hated Carol being in a normal, healthy, straight, white couple relationship... or just the thought of her getting smashed by Thor.

Hate to break it to you but tomboys being called gay is nothing new...

What kind of condoms would even contain what Thor would bring to Carol?

Children of Thor that can go binary. That would be insane.

That was the sound of Petes pelvis being crushed.

BBC only neckbeard

The leftist marketing team agrees with you. White women belong to black men only now.

WRONG. White women belong to ALL non white men. White couples/families are not socially kosher in today's enlightened society. Get educated.

Can we please just focus on Thor smashing Carol from behind for a few days straight? Thanks.

STOP EYE RAPING ME SEXY WHITE CIS MALE REEEE

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