>On the left: >frigid turbocunt >has to be the best at everything, gets mad at you if shes not >wouldnt show you an ankle if you payed her >puts on airs of being a super overachiever; actually just overcompensating for being a flattie >only into sharpening weapons, murder >no sense of humor >outfit makes no sense, looks like something from a medieval hot topic, has skulls of tiny rats on her clothes because thats probably all shes actually killed >wears armor like a pussy >doesnt like to be touched
>On the right: >Warm, affectionate bro-chick >doesnt care whos best, even though its probably still her >no body shame, would streak regularly if it wasnt for village rules >very healthy in the chest region, loves to show it off, not afraid to lord it over Astrid in the bathing hall >into guy stuff, wants to play video games, drink beer, fuck >makes dirty jokes >dresses practically, wears wrestling belt to show off how much of a badass she is and tooth from a massive beast she killed with her bare hands >no armor because she aint got time to bleed >kinky as hell, loves it in the ass, wants it more than you, down for freaky bisexual shit
Seriously what kind of maniac would have ever chosen Astrid over the obviously superior option? Hiccup must have hit his head hard.
Your reading of Astrid never takes any of her development in question.
Also, Ruff, sexy as she can be, is a stick.
Astrid is the busty one.
Joseph Wood
An episode premise that requires altering character models? Unlikely.
Jayden Rogers
I'd rather fuck the dragon
Tyler Anderson
her development gets undone in the later movies though
she softens at the end of the first movie and then in the next ones and in the show shes back to her starting point
in the show she doesnt even admit that there ever was anything between her and hiccup, and that takes place after they tounged each other in the first movie. makes her come off as kind of a cunt
Lucas Mitchell
on the right, a man on the left, a beautiful women who will give you strong, healthy children.
Lincoln Wilson
Has he ever done a role where he was scantily clad? Asking for a friend
I forget which one it is but it just dissolves some of their clothes around the sleeves and midsection. It obviously does not get suggestive at all because it's a family show
>affectionate bro-chick >into guy stuff, wants to play video games, drink beer, fuck >kinky as hell, loves it in the ass, wants it more than you, down for freaky bisexual shit At what point does the evidence stack up so much that you can't deny your homosexuality?
Luke Martinez
It’s kinda amusing that after all the Astrid get horribly raped by pigs porn, Ruffnut is the one marrying the western equivalent of the fat bastard
Michael Phillips
I have only read one other story that compares to that, and its the one where a /fit/ guy has a lesbian steal his girlfriend from under his nose.
John Powell
you're not the only one my friend.
Christopher Sullivan
>that story again dense protagonist tier, still mad
>tfw not-Manchu ninja warrior fighting for the common people in the guise of the Crimson Tengu Play more RPGs, mate.
Julian Morris
>and its the one where a /fit/ guy has a lesbian steal his girlfriend from under his nose. pls give me a link
Kayden Powell
Astrid wasn't as flat in HTTYD2 and the TV series. They changed her model for the third film. Overall, I'd say 1 and 2 were better than the third one. The villain was cool, but it lacked the amazing soundtrack and character moments of the first ones.
The villain needed to be reworked a bit, and they needed a Toothless/Hiccup scene. There wasn't a big focus on the two unlike the first film. Nothing has matched Hiccup's intro at the start of the second film.
Robert Fisher
I'd still solve them both.
Josiah Morris
Astrid is better for the abuse porn.
Kevin Campbell
Bump
Samuel White
I don't even have an image that can even start to show how angry I am.
>the western equivalent of the fat bastard The what now?
Angel Wright
I deleted it a while back, sorry. But he was trying for a threesome and was shocked when his girlfriend and lesbian were having time alone without him. Got advice from /fit/ to threaten the lesbian, she showed his gf and they broke up
Jeremiah Gomez
You started this thread just to have the excuse to post these, didn't you?
So the first movie ends with Ruffnut seemingly having a crush on Hiccup. Did none of the sequels or TV shows ever follow up on that? I've only seen the first movie.
Jaxon Bennett
This is extremely painful. For me.
Makes me think of three relationships I could have had if I wasn't such a fucking sperg.
Isaac Peterson
This fucking hurts. This is every relationship i ever had/couldve had. Why did i have to be born with autism? This is another reminder of how i wasted my life I know man, i had so many chances looking back and i wasted them all
I don't think so - she was attracted to his crazy plan, not him. Hiccup is normally a pretty rational guy, and that ain't Ruff's style.
Anyways, she got it bad for another guy called Throk in the second tv series
Noah Gonzalez
I want both of them to step on me.
Lucas Harris
Its logical for men to like tomboys. people like that which is like themselves
the notion of 'opposites attract' is bullshit
Hudson Reed
The main girl, just like the MC, is always bland with no personality. Mainstream media does this to help bland normies relate.
Justin Edwards
You also have to look at it from the perspective of the girls
The main 6 cast members of the show are about late teens/ early twenties, and are the only people even remotely that age in the entire village, everyone else is either twice their age, or children. That could lead to a lot of fan theorycrafting in and of itself, but basically, if youre astrid, your choices aside from hiccup are a fat bastard, teenage jack black, and a dumbass wholl probably die in the next fight. And ruff doesnt even get the last one. Of course theyre going to fight over the stammering twink. Because whoever doesnt get him is going to end up having 'the handle of their axe' as their boyfriend.
>good personality, free-thinking >every guy shuns them and calls them lesbians >tons of thirsty lesbian girls trying to get them to convert Like what do you expect is going to happen here? Of course they're going to go after the people who want them rather than the people who ignore them and then cry on internet image boards about how great tomboys are.
They both have the same body, just different posture.
Caleb Mitchell
I'm just here to say that Astrid and Hiccup's couples' moments in HTTYD2 were adorable and realistic, especially that bit where Astrid's mocking Hiccup's "aw-shucks" voice and movements and he's laughing because she's got him pegged but still clearly loves him.
How is the Dragon series basically the only one Dreamworks managed to get a few ounces of humanity into?
Justin Ross
So anyone wants to request more Astrid lewds?
Austin Richardson
this artist is probably dead now
Brayden Miller
Well it is from the guys who made Lilo and Stitch.
Is it weird that I think >(you trip or something) "pfffthahahaha you fucking dumbass!" is the cutest of all of these?
Tyler Watson
>TFW no tomboy GF to laugh at your expense. >YWN return the favour by laughing when you catch her doing something girly only to encourage her.
Caleb Collins
That's only true for the first film. By the second one she's full on 10/10 gf material and in the third one she's 10/10 wife material. With how badly western animation botches romance I'm surprised at how strong Hiccup and Astrids relationship stayed.
Who said anything about ruining something beautiful? I love tomboys just as much as you do. All I'm saying is, if I walked in on her trying on a dress or something, I wouldn't tell her to stop.
Aiden Robinson
>fucks brother i mean if you're down with that
Brandon Morgan
That's some sissy BULLSHIT. I'd make fun of her LIKE A TRUE FRIEND WOULD.
Blake Reyes
Of course you can make fun of her, but that doesn't mean you don't think she looks cute. Besides, she's gonna call you a dumbass the next time you trip over yourself while walking, so both of you are even.
Benjamin Stewart
I'm saying you shouldn't encourage a tomboy to be girly. Tomboys are cute as they are. If a tomboy went sissy, she'd be less cute.
Angel Brooks
Why do you think wearing a dress = sissy if we're talking about a girl?
Luke Rodriguez
I don't understand what you mean.
Charles Jenkins
You say anything girly = sissy in relation to tomboys. I want to know why you think that.
Ruff likes buff dudes, Yea Forums doesn't have a chance
Colton Rogers
>An episode premise that requires altering character models? Unlikely. Guffaw'd. I regret watching any of this lazy shit.
Gavin Wright
Read Hellboy's post in his voice
Christian Kelly
Never refers to gf by name but just says "gf"
Brandon Walker
One, Hiccup needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Hiccup's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Hiccup?" Three--
>even though I'm a firm believer that liking traps isn't gay. explain yourself faggot
Chase Howard
>that page were Hiccap says 'I want to came'
Sebastian Sullivan
ITT the virgin astrid vs THE CHAD RUFFNUT
Jackson Adams
In a normal gay relationship, both men are 100% gay. The average is 100%, which confirms it is a gay relationship. If you fuck a trap, you are 0% gay, because the trap is taking your share of the gay. The average is again 100%. The relationship is gay, but YOU can't be gay.
Levi Flores
This also means that a trap that is in a relationship with a gay man is not a proper trap. If the gay guy is 100% gay, the trap is downgraded to 100% as well, to preserve the overall average. This makes sense, because the purpose of a trap is to fake being a girl. If a gay guy is interested in a trap, the trap didn't do a very good job of being girly.
>If you fuck a trap, you are 0% gay, because the trap is taking your share of the gay. The average is again 100%. The relationship is gay, but YOU can't be gay. made me kek, thank you based faggot user
That only applies to PERFECT traps, though, of course. If the trap is only 175% gay, you are 25% gay. I'd say most traps don't even reach 180-190%, with 200% being nearly impossible.
Owen Sanchez
>wouldnt show you an ankle if you payed her I want that in a woman.
>into guy stuff, wants to play video games, drink beer, fuck Doesn't she only interact with her brother? They fuck? Probably.
Why does this gay alien wear the Schutzstaffel logo?
Michael Edwards
Ruff and tuff make it pretty clear that they are fairly disgusted by one another physically
which is how siblings feel about each other in the real world, as a biological safeguard to prevent mutant babies
Hunter Nelson
Artist? I can't read that signature
Nolan Wood
No. I'm just exanding on the logic of . I think to define succh things as tomboys or lesbians or trap/trap couples, obviously we'll need more than a scale from straight to gay, otherwise a gay woman and a gay man would both be situated at 100% gay, despite the obvious differences in the type of gayness. I would propose either a) a scale from -100% to 100%, with -100% being fully lesbian, 0% being straight and 100% being fully gay or b) two seperate scales for men and women from 0% to 100%, where 0% is straight and 100% is gay/lesbian. the -100% to 100% scale is simpler and better to visualize, but runs into issues in fringe cases. For this example, it will do, though. if a regular straight man is 0% gay, so is a regular straight woman (model, not actual statistical mean). Their relationship is situated at 0%. a tomboy, being the opposite of a trap, of course, would be between 0% to -200% gay. This does not really matter for the m/f relationship, which is always at 0% gay (unless one or more partners are transsexuals, in which case a female can be in the positive gay percentages and a male can be in the negative gay percentages), because the m/f relationship by definition can not be lesbian or gay. It does affect the man, however, since the average has to be 0, the man has to be exactly as gay as the girl, in the opposite direction. Luckily for men, tomboys are much less adept at faking to be the other gender than traps are. Whereas most traps in order to pass as girls on first glance would have to be at least 100% to 120% gay, tomboys very rarely exceed -50%. Even good tomboys still shave their legs, still wear some amount of makeup and care for their appearance. They don't wear fake beards or take hormones or any of that REALLY gay shit. This means that if you have a girlfriend that is -50% gay, you are in fact 50% gay yourself. The relationship is not gay, but the individuals are. Basically the reversal of the trap relationship.
Can you stop abusing a perfectly good Ruffnut thread for your bullshit?
Thomas Allen
Imagine how she must’ve psyched herself up to write that in there. She was probably stressing for days on what she was going to say and waiting by her phone to hear back from him
Isaac White
What an absolute asshole.
Tyler Fisher
The only logical pairing
Liam Brooks
>"I said 'NO!' " >"And I said 'I Don't care' "
Easton Parker
>Tfw youre the opposite, a grill who likes femboys >but twinks and traps always turn out to be gay
I just want my cute smooth husbando, is that too much to ask?
Yes. The traps belong to us men. It's womens fault in the first place. Their dumb feminism shit ruined it for all of you. Men prefer traps over having to deal with all that stuff.
Jaxon Rodriguez
most femboys are bi actually. You should have some luck there. Plus twinks like the independent/ do what i want kinds of women who arent afraid of guys being pretty
Just make sure you have a strapon for when he eventually, sheepishly asks
Daniel Collins
Hiccup is small and frail because he was a premature birth that was unlikely to survive.
Austin Ortiz
>Daughter
David Martin
Of course not. The best relationships are the ones where you can shit on each other non-stop but still love each other
Owen Hill
Daily reminder that your fantasy doesn't exist in real life.
Matthew Wright
If you ever get a trap bf just make sure to upload some sex tapes, alright? We need more trap on girl
Xavier Harris
That's why it's referred to as a "fantasy", Einstein.
