Sonic the Hedgehog Trailer

user, even Sonic X and Sonic Mania look better than this
>youtube.com/watch?v=FvvZaBf9QQI
>youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0

I don't actually care enough about Sonic to be angry.

But I am disappointed that with technology we have for cinema, this piece of shit was made. I hope they learn their lesson, but probably not

God what the fuck would Amy look in this style? I guarantee they would have westernized her so bad she would have had massive Rouge style tits.

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I meant this

>movie based on a videogame
Why is it on Yea Forums exactly?

sonic is Yea Forums and we've had threads that hit bump limit about this movie on Yea Forums before

I just wonder if we'll get a "Don't Call Anybody: Part 2" because of this movie.

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Chris is gonna make Aurora's shooting look like a sunday school recess.

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Tranformers cgi(2007) looks better than this shit.
He looked so weird in the car and standing next to the destroyed car or running in the sand. It just looks so bad.
Also that ring sound when they travel through the ring portal is genuine earrape its so fucking loud.
The only good that comes from this its meme potential. I just hope if they make a second movie they'll listen to fans and design his model better.
Also the trailer made the movie look 10x worse than it probably is. Like the cut from sleep darting sonic and sonic saying welp it looks like I gotta save your world was awful.
A good trailer makes a shit movie look awesome but also vice versa except this movie looks bad either way but the trailer didnt help.

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How does SammyClassicSonicFan feel about this movie?

>terrible dialogue
>bad outdated looking cgi
Even if the character design for him looked amazing, it would still be a shit movie.

Has Chris said anything about it yet?

>Detective Pikachu
doubt.jpg

you'll see next week

Still better prospects than Defective Sonic.

no im saying pokemon is the biggest franchise in the world there is no way its gonna lose to sanoc

still a better trailer than detective pikachu.

What happens next week

>Jim Carrey
pokemon lost

As a matter of fact, yes.

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But... why?

Nintendo wanted to make another movie

Better because they actually hear us

twitter.com/fowltown/status/1124056098925944832

God help is all if he takes off his shoes;
The flood of porn will be worse than MLP.

>twitter.com/fowltown/status/1124056098925944832
They didn't change it

But they show him closer to canon Eggman in the trailer. It'll obviously be a descent into madness through the movie.

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>teeth

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>Nintendo
You mean Capcom?

illumination mario

Change what? this tweet happened today.
They already get all the damage and now is their turn to repair everything

nintendoenthusiast.com/2019/05/02/paramount-is-redesigning-sonic-because-the-internet-complained-so-much/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

HAHAHAHAHAHA

The fact that this picture works as a thumbnail and not expanded is great hindsight

>Teeth

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>Tails is a delicious brown mommy
how can nintoddlers compete?

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They have to do it, there's no other way. I have never seen a design getting this much hate, literally EVERYONE is complaining. Even those who don't care about videogames complain and laugh at this shit.
No one wants to get humiliated by being associated with such a huge trainwreck.

>gottafixfast
haaaaahahahaha

because its making money. Otherwise it would have died a long time ago.

When is the movie set to premiere? This must be a huge setback.

Sonic franchise already is up there with Pokemon and MLP porn-wise. Any new shift would merely be an instance of pissing in the ocean of piss.

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I don't know, it still won't look anything like this

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That's a damn good question. It seems like just about all Sonic media for the past twenty years has been God-awful.

someone is going to die for that movie.

Hell, even that infernal abomination spawned by the very man responsible for killing Sonic's comic looks better than what we got.

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>make a Sonic thread the other day
>it gets deleted
>this one gets to stay up

B-but why?

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> I have never seen a design getting this much hate
What about Netlix Witcher

Back to /pol/ with you.

Don't forget that (the real) sonic is also very upset about this

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it bombs

>teaming up with Paramount
What plebs, Blizzard was the obvious choice.

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What was Christine-chan's reaction?

>gangsta paradise
I will never not be mad.

FPBP. I fucking hate Sonic, dude.

I think the movie looks like shit, personally. But for some reason, it upsets me that Chris Chan doesn't approve. Like I wanted him to/hoped he would like it.

>A sonic movie and a pikachu movie are coming out at around the same time
Is the dimensional merge upon us?

Sonic has had 4 different cartoons.

Reminder that these leaks are almost certainly real, every bit of them:

>Two trailers were unveiled at the convention, the first focusing on protagonist Sonic the Hedgehog and the second on the villainous Dr. Robotnik. In the first, Sonic speeds by at 700 miles per hour while listening to Gangsta's Paradise, apparently on the run from the government. James Marsden's Sheriff character takes Sonic down with a tranquilizer gun. Sonic asks the Sheriff to help him save his planet, which is under attack by robots. The game's iconic gold rings are introduced as some sort of teleportation device in this movie.

>Jim Carrey then appeared on stage to introduce the next trailer, as he plays the role of Dr. Robotnik in the upcoming film. Robotnik is seen arguing with military officers, saying such lines as "I was spitting out formulas when you were spitting up formulas." Marsden's character reportedly replies to this with, "I was breastfed." Slashfilm describes his scenes as "incredibly over-the-top, and painfully unfunny."

Because

youtube.com/watch?v=7wbRfheJKQc

Yikes

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>people actually think the movie of biggest franchise in the world with a beloved actor will lose to a series that can barely sell a single game every few years
Are Sonicfags really this delusional?

Is it possible, they already HAVE a decent Sonic model, ready to go? Some of the footage (when he's in the car, for instance) is almost too awful to be believable, and the film's had an ENORMOUS amount of free publicity just off the back of how bad Sonic looks. And if they're seen to be responding to fans by fixing that...

Then again, Sega's involved, so it's probably just a massive cock-up.

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Your giving way to much props to the people that made Wherehog a thing.

I really don't get it.

Why, just...why couldn't they have just made a fully animated movie and have him not look like shit?

Why are they going with yet another "buddy cop" styled movie, pairing up a CGI deformed animal with a real life human actor?

This has to be some kind of strategy banking on people seeing the movie out of sheer morbid curiosity or something.

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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Super Mario Bros.
Dragonball Evolution

Why is it so hard for people to understand the source material?

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Normalfags think live-action is more artful and adult than silly animation with Sonic's regular voice actor.

I want to fuck this woman. No regrets.

This guy got really triggered by THAT image of Tails cucking Sonic?

Who got mad?

Sonic the Hedgehog Jim Carrey and 'Gangsta's Paradise' haha I remember those cultural touchstones from the 1990s one adult $21.40 RPX ticket for two hours of having my eyes and ears filled with diarrhea, please!

>tfw no chocolate milkies

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>I guarantee they would have westernized her so bad she would have had massive Rouge style tits.
So... Would Rouge be bigger still?

>>Tails is a delicious brown mommy
Does she get turned into a literal fox?

Maybe if it was being released 20 years ago, but now days, no one cares about Sonic save for nostalgia fags.

The only thing normal people remember about Sonic is all the creepy fan art.

Wait, this is Tails? How did she get that nickname?

twitter.com/arvalis/status/1124075153888038920

>hey, I'm that idiot that just threw realistic fur onto cartoonish designs and called it a day
>lemme help you fuck this up even more

That artist got triggered by a picture of Tails impregnating Amy. So in his autistic revenge he made pictures of Sonic cucking Tails.

he looks like shit

Artist name? Also, does he self mister as sonic? Where he believes he can fuck all the females in his power fantasie?

who DreamcastDxD? the most hilarious part were the anti-cuck Tails obsessed fanatics that got so assblasted by his Sonic cucking Tails art, they hacked all his accounts, locked him out of them, and then ruined him IRL, now he's homeless. The Sonic Furfag fandom is so damn autistic it's entertaining to follow it's drama.

He’s had five

>now he's homeless
Jesus Fuck Sonicfags.

Are you talkin' about Sonic or Paramount?

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No monoeye is good.

I can't wait to see this movie :3333

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>Release shitty Sonic
>Trends
>Ok you guys don't like it. We'll dump extra money to fix it now.
>Trends again

>mfw they had planned this publicity stunt all along

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The fuck? I hate cuck shit as much as the next red blooded man in this planet. But thats a little too much.

I know I'm just a blinded 80's kid but, uh... This is probably the closest I'll ever see of a "good live-action" robotnik that I'll ever get.

Like, I genuinely think he looks good in that little snapshot at the end. It's the only thing in that entire God-awful trailer that I enjoyed.

The bushy mustache, the busted up red/black coat, the goggles... I liked it.

Don't get me wrong, I hated every other facet of the trailer, but that little shot at the end got me excited enough to think "Well, maybe it won't be TOO bad..."

Sonic is Yea Forums and /vr/ and /vg/. Not Yea Forums. This shitty movie isn't even related to the comics or any of the cartoons.

That seemed pretty obvious, but no one will believe it.

How badly will the sonic fandom defend that shitty movie when it flops?

You're being crazy then. Chris-chan hasn't liked Sonic for over ten years now. There's always some small detail or difference from his imaginary 'real' Sonic that he ends up hating it. I bet you could have him design the next Sonic, and when the game comes out, Chris would find something to complain about and claim 'they ruined my vision! Sonic's eyes are not that shade of white!'

Its not going to flop. Just like the Emoji movie. Faggots will come in droves to see this trash fire. It'll make back it's money, and then some with a sequel.

Characters can appear in more than one medium, and Sonic has appeared in plenty of comics and starred in multiple animated shows which is more than enough to be considered Yea Forums. Also, his first line in the trailer is a direct reference to the opening of Sonic X. Please tell me how a character that has his own animated tv show and comics is not a cartoon character.

>Dragonball Evolution

DBE is a strange beast. It's pretty obvious that somebody working on it did care about the source material (even if they did have their own take on it), but it got REALLY fucked up somewhere along the line.

I have a feeling characters like Pilaf and the Ox King were in the initial draft for that film.

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After watching the trailer I can actually see some kids liking this.

>somebody working on it did care

No. Not really.
thedaoofdragonball.com/blog/news/dragonball-evolution-writer-apologizes-to-fans/

>I went into the project chasing after a big payday, not as a fan of the franchise but as a businessman taking on an assignment. I have learned that when you go into a creative endeavor without passion you come out with sub-optimal results, and sometimes flat out garbage.

>creative endeavor without passion you come out with sub-optimal results
is this true?

Yeah? If someone gave you an assignment to make something out of it, would you look into the core to see how it ticks? Why people like it? Or just slap on whatever pops up on google first and call it a day?

>Implying they're gonna fix it

>It's pretty obvious that somebody working on it did care about the source material
>Goku in high school in any capacity
>Calling the energy attacks "airbending"
No. No they did not.

>>Calling the energy attacks "airbending"
wait, what?

Exactly what I said

I will not only go see the movie if this is the case,
but I will spend good money on merchandise if this is all just an elaborate Publicity stunt to get people to like the real sonic model in CGI

it makes alot of sense.

>people wont like a CGI sonic
>Introduce them to a horrid sonic in the trailers to get people talking
>introduce a real Sonic a month away from release
>People will go see it

but I really fucking doubt that this is the case.

They won't because they all hate it.
You say this when honestly they've all been super respectful of the crew members. Comicfags threaten to lynch creators for writing their characters' sentences the wrong way.

There was one good thing at least

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>Literally a fucking fan game
Sega should be nuked