MAW, LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOW!

WE COULD DUCK AND COVER

I just assumed it's since they had named sentient troops in Endgame. Outriders meanwhile are disposable.

THERE'S NO SURVIVING THIS YOU IDIOT!

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Why didn't Wanda just completely undress him naked? Wouldn't he be significantly weak without anything on him? Hey, the Avengers could've just targeted his dick and Tony wouldn't have had to die.

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>You heard the Master! LAUNCH THE MISSILE!
>Right, the missile. The missile aimed right at our troops. That missile. ... Right now?

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ew, you fucking pervert.

Let me use my mind powers to find oAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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>M-Mr. Thanos I don't feel so good...

I popped a boner at that scene. Anyone else?
I didn't want to, it just happened.

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ACKCHUALLY he says
>RAIN FIRE

YES! RIGHT NOW!

> Imagine this is Bendis.

"Are you absolutely sure, sire? Shall I fill out the form first?"

Looks like an Easter Island head

But I am Le Tired.

Girls with unfathomable magic power and glowing eyes dominanting dudes is my fetish so hell yeah.

In Wakanda it was just the mindless Outriders and it was all just a diversion to get Vision unprotected.

Here they literally had all their available troops and were in an alternate timeline where they would never get any backup and were fighting victory or death battle.

JUST DO IT

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But I'm le tired...

Yeaaaaaah, about that. We're kinda... out... of missiles. The missiles that I'd fire. If we had any more. Which we don't.

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Someone give me a quick rundown of being "le tired". I needed this yesterday and time is of the essence.

i love AAAAAAAAGHposting

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You need to be over 18 to use this site.

youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs

"Hmm, Sire, it appears to be a form of magic connected to the girl's emotions. See, traditional magic is based on knowledge so it's orderly and all sigils and geometric shit...But emotion is of course chaotic so it's not nice patterns and shapes, it's misty energy shit."

>we have to take the gems back NOW
(no they didn't)
>give it to captain marvel who flies at the van despite not having the shrink suit, or a bracelet, and would have made her just trapped in time forever?

This was a poorly thought out plan. Here's an idea, throw the fucking gauntlet into space for a hot second, wreck thanos because you have captain marvel, thor, strange, and a host of other superheroes who all went toe to toe with the guy when he had the fucking gauntlet.

hell, wanda was absolutely WRECKING his shit until his ship started firing, and marvel fucked the ship up in 2 passes. You're telling me those two cant kill thanos outright? Just take the fucking gauntlet away for a minute, kill thanos, and nobody has to die.

bringing the gauntlet towards the van, which was on thanos' side of the battlefield was a great way to let him take possession of it.

You could almost call it... Cthonic.

Yep, no plan no backup no tactics.

How the hell do you get off?

Thanos was so lucky that Wanda, Carol and Thor were never in the same 10 feet of each other at any time. No stone Thanos would have an 8 foot asshole when they were done with him.

I've always hated Scarlet Witch but that scene was probably the best in the movie.

Have I been blind all this time? Shit, I don't even remember what movie Scarlet Witch first appeared in

Age of Quiptron

Came here to post this. Well done Yea Forums.

I didn't watch that. Is it good?

I still think she was miscast and looks way too old in the face for how she's regarded by others, but that scene was on fucking fire anyway.

Eh, had some good banter with the party scene and Hawkeyes ranch... but besides that it’s every obnoxious Whedon trope mixed with obvious marketing for future movies.

Ah, maybe he was the only one who could command them with dirty wizard powers? So in Wakanda they're literally just setting free a bunch of feral monsters?

Worst Avengers movie

At that point in IW Thanos’ god complex had reached his peek, he couldn’t care in the slightest about his troops if it means he can get the last stone and accomplish his mad as fuck goal

Do you think they were aware they were all gonna die anyway had Thanos obtained the infinity stones?
Would they still fight for Thanos knowing their loyalty wouldn't pay anymore?

I assume most would. Their leaders, particularly Maw, behaved more like cult leaders than generals. So I just assume those that follow the Mad Titan are like Heaven's Gate levels of crazy

I'm sure they had some kind of retirement plan. Everyone is equal in Thanos' delusion, remember?

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So are they gay or not?

I always figured they were too dumb/naive to be gay. They'd be hanging out late at night, eating pizza and watching a movie and their only desire would be more soda.

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AAHHH! TONY! HELP ME!!!

>Have I been blind all this time?

And now you can finally see her as we do.

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>HOLY SHIT I'M SO FUCKING SORRY
>WHAT THE HELL DID FUTURE ME DO
>I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOOOOU

>NEBULA WHERE ARE YOU
>SAVE ME RUSSOS!!
>I MISS ADAM WARLOCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CORVUS RAIN FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>CORVUS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
>FUCKING FEMINISTS
>SAVE MY BROTHER PIETRO

Ebony Maw had the exact same pose as Spidey while being dusted

>this planet is bullshit
>ebony said my blade was indestructible
>how come I can't lift that hammer but that lanky little blue dude can
>why's that one guy all fat
>I should've just sent Ronan to deal with this mess

I actually liked that he was the last one to be dusted before Thanos. But I kind of wish he got dusted alongside Thanos after delivering some last quotes with him desu.

True, there's a distinct lack of Famous Last Words.
Even I am Iron Man was kinda weak, even though I loved the callback to IM1.
2014Thanos gave way less meme material than 2018 Thanos.
Wowie zowie.

>Sire, I've always loved you

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Also Proxima midnight was holding corvus glaive's body just like wanda holding vision before the snap.

>Great. My plans are ruined and my son is gay.

Quality over Quantity, mein friend.

>Thanos on a cabin cooking a soup and The Avengers ruining everything.
>Thanos Scared of Cap. Marvel.
>Thanos Scared of Cap. Marvel x2
>Thanos shiting his pants when Wanda started to fight him.

AND STILL NO FUCKING THANOS-COPTER.

>I'm sorry. I failed you.
>*Thanos stares at nothing. Invites Maw to sit with him.*
>*They both stare at the sky. There's no sun*.
>*The sun comes out just after they banish*

The weapon he had looks like helicopter blade.

Je suis monté!

He had a propeller blade.

Thanos was The Thanos-Copter all along.

i loved how her tits puffed out when she was fighting thanos.
that shit was hot.

> When she opens her mouth and her eyes beam out like some eldritch horror.

I imagine Chthon was jerking himself off like crazy during that fight.

> He never did a Yoshimutsu helicopter jump.

user, the actual quote was
>RAIN FIRE on these infidels!

I remember that and Im 28. He could be 10 years younger than me and still post here.

I am jealous of that chair.

What did Raimi mean with this?

Post-credit scene in Winter Soldier, then as an antagonist in Ultron

GET HER OFF
GET HER OFF
I AM EXPERIENCING A QUADRILLION DEATHS ACROSS A QUADRILLION UNIVERSES MADE OUT OF SHEER PAIN WITH EACH PASSING MILLISECOND

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I wish they gave Scarlet Witch a more comic-y look like in the concept art

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Oh well, at least this still happened.

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>That single panel
>Any single time
>Laugh attack

WANDA GORE

>Character is instantly better when they're pissed off
See Black Panther as another reference

Yeah that's who I was quoting but I don't even know if there is a picture of it online yet.

same /fit/, same

>>Thanos Scared of Cap. Marvel.
>>Thanos Scared of Cap. Marvel x2
that was surprise not feat you shilling sack of shit

That's a lot of sand in your vagina right there.

have sex incel

The absolute state of Thanos when he was getting dusted

>I may have gone too far in a few places

Hopefully the Disney Plus series will fix that.

Ummm, yeah?

nice MH refference brah

Well, then have a nap. ZHEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!!

AHEM

FUCK HUMANS AND FUCK EARTH

no, he means he might have been the only one who gave a shit about the shock troops

ayylmao

Oooooooo

Reckon he'll come up in her show?

>I didn't watch that. Is it good?

Worth-two-hours-of-your-time good.