I'm genuinely sick of Lois Lane being paired with Superman. Supes needs a new woman. I pick Big Barda

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I pick Kamala

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Berda a hoe

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This is an open minded post. For the sake of a good storyline. Can't superman be with someone other than Lois. We had the same thing over and over again with her. Stop being close minded. Lois is getting old.

There's a lot of people on this board that just want Superman to be Lois or celibate. They don't want the all "perfect alien" to be a man and like women god forbid chick magnet.

It's part of the flanderization if the character. They got traumatized by Snyder and Injustice.

In 2019, it's time for Superman and Clark Kent to have different girlfriends.

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What did he had against Kirby?

I was thinking about this too. Superman is a handsome chad. Since writers are so hard on Superman being human. Why are they forgetting that he's a man? Why can't he see other women?

He doesn't even have to see other heroes I just wanna Clark date in a more casual fashion.

Get off of Yea Forums Sleez.

Now post the one with the genderswapped Bruce

If you insist

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>He is married with LOIS.

> Not knowing DC love to retcon.
user New 52 was just a while ago.

Fem!Bruce would be a good mom

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No U nigger

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That’s like dating your niece

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GREENED

If Superman were more promiscuous, how many women would be throwing themselves at him nightly?

Who is Lana Lang? dumbass

Wonder Woman definitely.

So to make it right Batman just has to date supergirl

I'm surprised there isn't more women throwing themselves at him

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I only know what i read here but... kirby left marvel, byrne told him to be a cuck and stay, kirby didn't like that and he made a character after byrne (cogburn, i think) where he basically called him a kirby clone, but without his spine and other things. So byrne made this in response

It's surprising there hasn't been a superhero shown to be leaving thousands of pregnancies in his wake.

WROOOONGGG Scott Free is the whinny cuck
Orion is the UBER CHAD son of the evil incarnate

Good on Clark for resisting blatant sex bait.

Maxima of course.

>looks like a granny thot, some bitch in her fucking 50s that still thinks she has the goods to make boners rise like the tides

Wouldn't be hard I think. He can do WAY better than that washed up whore. Dude can slam literal goddesses if he feels like it.

user batman fucked Orion's wife.

Mary-Jane Watson

Superheroes know all about the importance of safe sex
Supervillains, on the other hand

That was Superman user.

Actually, its both.

Orion is after all a soldier, and having your woman fuck other guys is a time honored tradition in the military.

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That's my ship yo.

Starfire would be fucking adorable with Superman.

Plus, Superman would actually be willing to commit, unlike that pansy ass Dick.

Imagine Kory x Clark would be really wholesome, Clark teaching Kory about earth customs followed by intense space sex.

Plus, if they were in a fight, Kory could just amp him up with a passionate kiss.

Everyone would wonder what the hell they're doing, but choose not to bother the couple.

When are they briging back SuperBro?

Wasn't he in a issue of Sideways?

>Zatanna
>Catwoman
>Livewire
>Vixen
>The Wasp
Make it happen DC

Fuck you Bendis!

Kamala is for Frank.

Lex Luthor

>Fifth panel
>Are these things on?

Superman can get pussy anytime he wants to actually women literally get wet for him. But just like Jonathan Joestar he is a gentleman and pure