Foreskin man storytime

no really

>Foreskin Man is a comic book superhero created by Matthew Hess to protest against circumcision.

but what type of villains do a foreskin themed hero fight? find out.

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>suit doesn't have a hood

How do you fuck that up?

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Op, thank you. I appreciate you.

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>Pro-circumsion lobby
Ah yes, a truly evil legislative force. Big Foreskin is up there with Big Pharma and Big Oil.

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>Museum of Genital integrity right next to a rollercoaster.
Seems legit.

they're so evil you nor i have ever heard of them, truly a shadow organisation

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I remember this
It had antisemitic imagery or something so the pro-circumcision people jumped all over this and caused circumcision to stay

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in this issue: jews

yep

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Oy gevalt.

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>They have all of the well-connected doctors and lawyers
Wh..what did he mean by this?

hey rabbi watcha doin?

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and a happy ending where something gets burnt on a beach

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Well, it's certainly the most interesting comic storytimed today.

in this issue: kenyans with special guest vulva girl

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Wait a sec, this thing is real?! I always thought it's just some memes covers.

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you know looking back at this, in the first panel it looks like his necklace is of the nazi german eagles with spread out wings

oh no my friend it's very real
7 issues real

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>>Foreskin Man is a comic book superhero created by Matthew Hess to protest against circumcision.
... Pardon?

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it was 2011, a different time

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>7 issues real
......may whatever God(s) maybe above have mercy on our soul.

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>FAPP
Based Foreskin Man, improving babby's future fapping experience.

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the real question is though: who would win in a 1 on 1, foreskin man or vulva girl?

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Getting a good view, Foreskin Man?

in this issue: the arabs

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By the looks of things, Vulva Girl, considering how quickly Foreskin Man got taken down by two normal guys and his lack of energy beams.

bless brother

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thats what i was thinking
also despite having a utility belt foreskin man never seems to use it
funny that

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>fapp
damn i didn't even notice that
good catch

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>This insanity is better than today's comics
What a terrible time to be alive.

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So this thing's the fucking Stormbringer of circumcision knives?

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>the knife! its giving me the urge to commit circumku

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oh no!

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He's just so bad at this whole superhero thing.

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he tries his best
maybe

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Oh-em-gee, a topless womyn in the picture, I'm so triggered.

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I half expected him to want to cut the kid since the knife is still glowing and I bet that cape fabric is pretty thin.

in this issue: corporations

foreskin man 2 stronk

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The husband in the background
>It's too loud in here
>My wife is flirting with some foreigner
>I'm hungry
>I wish I was at home circumcising my son

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Did Foreskin Man just kidnap a child and pawn him off in some hippies such that the parents will never see their son again? Fucking hell.

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Pretty much.
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i want a "proud to be intact" shirt
ladies would be falling to my feet
or maybe i would be kidnapped by american corporations

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we are sorry to interrupt your enraptured reading but we got a pinup coming

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I knew there was a housing crisis in the United States, but surely she'd at least be able to afford some furniture?

yes there is music too, no im not joking

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We can only be so lucky.

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in this issue: the philippines

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Oh shit, he circumcised his cigar!

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>We live in a world where people are just jumping out of the woodwork to steal your kid's dick skin

>She suddenly becomes ripped in the last panel
Looks like this artist could draw semi-decent muscle girls actually, shame.

foreskin has done so much good work, that uh, foreskins are now valuable i guess

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Found my new ringtone.

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gotchu
youtu.be/bww5S5e3D_4

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I'm getting the feeling that this might not be an entirely accurate depiction of how circumcisions are performed in the Philippines.

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it might be a smidge exaggerated

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This guy definitely went all out.

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>bottom left panel
KILL IT

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Monster Mohel!

in this issue: vigilante justice

also final issue lets go

la creatura...

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The only thing more hilarious then these "circumcision makes me less of a man" assholes are fucking sovereign citizens.

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the well known vigilante: blowback

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Literally more valuable then gold, goyim!

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Unironically better written and drawn than anything Marvel has put out since 2006.

>circumcision makes me less of a man
I'm not sure that's his point. While this comic is obviously very on the nose and not at all subtle, it seems to be more about making the argument it's wrong to alter babies' genitals, which I do have to agree with. I wish cutfags wouldn't take that stance as a personal insult so much. It's not about considering cut men lesser, it's about giving future generations the choice of whether to be circumcised or not when they're old enough to make that decision for themselves.

>think of the children blowback!

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This is going to be a treat

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blowback sounds like the stage name of a gay pornstar

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and that's it.

have a good day now Yea Forums

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bonus

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>teleports behind you

>Museum of genital integrity
How'd they get that built?

>San Diego
>Never mind, carry on

I thought your Jewness was decided by the mother, not the father

There needs to be a giant sentient menorah as one alongside a crazy cereal box with a bible.
Missed opportunity, but meh.
Oy. My. Vey.

While I agree with your opinions about circumcision, these panels
make it pretty damn obvious that this author takes this a bit more personally.

WHY IS THERE A YACHT IN YOUR SECRET BASE, YOU TURTLENECKER?

He seems very adamant to fight all the groups who perform circumcision, it makes sense he'd also point out that circumcision can go wrong. Maybe it is personal and maybe that even happened to him (would give him good reason to be against circumcision if it did) but I don't see a problem with at least pointing out that it's not without risks.

>those pouches on the belt
Oh God, please let Foreskin Man be carrying.

The fact that he thought this would be great material for a superhero comic perfectly illustrates everything that's wrong with the American comics industry.

Based

Typical SJWs.
If some alt-right type wrote this, they'd be denouncing it as anti-Semitic.
Since they wrote it, it's perfectly ok.

It is. Do you really think these guys care enough about other people's traditions to do their research?

>but what type of villains do a foreskin themed hero fight?
The jews?

How will the jews ever recover?

This is the most "Top Cow Comics guest penciller issue" looking art that I have ever seen.

Was the circumcision-obsessed lunatic from the Silent Hill wikia involved in this?

Not sure what there is to not understand. There are people who oppose all forms of non-voluntary circumcision

>costume doesn't have a turtleneck
What is this amateur shit

What the fuck? I thought the fat doctor guy was Foreskin Man for some reason.

where did the blood come from

ohhhhh he's a nazi or somethinf

I thought this was a stupid one shot for /pol/, but the lunatic actually went the distance.

What the FUCK are vulva powers anyways?

>says baby is safe with them
>immediately exposes him to gasoline and fire

Well, at least he's not too ambitious. He's not stopping space aliens, or even bank robbers. Just people who go around cutting childrens genitals.

What's the best panels from this, for out of context use?

>Typical SJWs
What exactly gives you the impression that this was written by an SJW? Considering the whoa-is-me vigilante backstory, the blatant pinup shots and fanservice outfits, and the Jewiest Jews ever as villains, I'd be shocked to learn this was written by an SJW. Not to mention the protagonist looks like Hitler's wet dream instead of a brown lesbian.

>now let's cut off that foreskin

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Seduction, pleasure, and reproduction.

>the Jewiest Jews ever as villains
That part. SJW hatred for Jews (other than ones who debase themselves as "allies") makes /pol/ look like pikers.

Lots of people hate Jews you stupid faggot.

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The theme song is based as fuck.

Probably because he kinda looks like a dick.

>all the world united in peace and harmony, every race, sex and creed
>all under the common cause of getting rid of the goddamn jews
What a world to dream...

>SJW hatred for Jews (other than ones who debase themselves as "allies") makes /pol/ look like pikers.
Are you confusing "Jews" with "Israel"?

S H U T
I T
D O W N

Nope. They love to lump the terms in together, so when they're called out on their anti-semitism they can just resort to "I'm anti-Zionist".

The only Jews they tolerate are the ones who are willing to be complicit in their own destruction.

is there another song?
in the comic, she can make people go to sleep

>is there another song?
youtu.be/WTXTDvY_sDY

fuck go back

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actually i like this one better

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fuck that psytrance is pretty gud

damn, last time I read this, there were only about 3 issues

BUT WHICH ONE DOES HE DECIDE ON?!?!?!?

I want to fuck that doctor.

Here's one

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This is bizarre, I just got back from staying here

>infant foreskins

same, foreskin man. same.

>he denies the Pro-circumcision lobby exists
good goy

I can’t pull my foreskin back

Do I have to be circumsized?

Don't forget that one time that a schizophrenic anti-circumcision activist rewrote nearly the entire Silent Hill wiki to reflect how in his mind, the whole series was a metaphor about the evils of the practice.

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>rightwingers throw a shit fit about female genital mutilation
>are A.O.K. with slashing baby boy's dicks
>b-but it's anti-Semitic

Fuck this world

all circumcison is bad, but the female version is objectively far worse than the male, so you can't blame them for focusing on that. sometimes their 'doctors' just sew up the whole thing.

does foreskin man object to all vanity-related permenant baby alteration, i wonder

I'm sure he does. Foreskin Man is clearly based.

Not necessarily but you should talk to a doctor about it.

why pupills are not symmetry REEEEEEEE

Based. Anybody who circumcises children and infants outside of medical necessity should be put to death.

>museum of genital integrity

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Being cut is that bad?

orphan than jew

Was this written by the Silent Hill wiki guy?

Subtle, rabbi, real subtle.

It's m(al)e genocide

>Is intentionally cutting off part of a baby for no good reason that bad?

Nah, it's fine.

>Max Warmong
That's almost as subtle as Herr Manphrodite from Lupin

I mean, they are. Comic is dumb but foreskin has probably been on your face if you use skincare products

Flight and fucking chest lasers apparently.

Wonder who's behind this post

Blowback is an old joke. If a dumb girl asks you why that guy is in a wheelchair, you say some girl blew the semen back in and gave him permanent blowback

My circumcision got halfassed so I can relate. The leftover skin gives my boner a banana shape that hits the Gspot well, but also makes cowgirl position rather painful

Who the fuck names their kid Glick?

>jews carrying Uzis
I appreciate the attention to detail and accuracy.

>don't even see her vulva
I feel ripped off.

I've decided that one of those pouches is for holding spare goatees and spirit gum.

Probably a reference to Martin Short's SNL character Jimminy Glick?