>doesn't interact with a regular raccoon
DROPPED
>doesn't interact with a regular raccoon
It would look off, why do you think they dropped the Cosmo the telepathic dog idea?
>Carol doesn't interact with a trash can
DROPPED
>regular raccoon
That's why he is rabbit.
>interact with normal raccoons
but.. why? basically they are beneath his intelligence level. just as humans are to apes. we dont interact with apes on a social basis so why would rocket interact with a trash panda?
get fucked OP
Whats Buildabear?
do you ever think about the fact that Thanos spared Rocket from the snap because he's a furry
Have sex incel
That's because Disney doesn't own the rights to the Revengers
Why would he? Rocket is clearly a rabbit.
Is it beastiality if he fucks an earth racoon, or is it just fucking a retarded person?
Asking for a friend.
>Endless Tussle
He didn't stay that long on Earth
For the joke.
It happened in the comics.
For him it's probably both. For us that's just....hot.
yeah Groot put on some pants
I'm kind of glad the Russo's didn't show that, it would have been a Whedon-tier joke. I do hope that Rocket gets to interact with some other space animals at some point in Guardians 3, maybe some literal clones of himself that were made on Halfworld.
>Ain't no thing like us, 'cept us.
>incel
Made you reply.
You know that fake-spoiler where Rocket makes himself King of the Earth racoons and leads a hoard of them against Thanos? I would have got a huge kick out of that.
Well, then... guess that changes OP's statement...
based
He was supposed to be a regular Raccoon that got experimented on but Gunn and Bendis made him an alien and had him go around saying he wasn't a raccoon.
Which is dumb since the character's name is Rocket Raccoon.
Yes
As OP I am no longer interested
That's an accurate depiction of what I think you look like. A whiny little shit bird that is afraid of women.
B A S E D
Are you happy, OP?
ARE YOU HAPPY?
mods must be asleep... over 2 hours and still up
This image doesn't emotionally feel sexual to me, its like looking at squirrels fuck.
In the MCU it's actually just Rocket, no raccoon
Comic wise this was all Bendis's fault. Movie Rocket doesn't know what the fuck a Raccoon is outside of his name.
>Endless tussle
these guys get it
Why would he? He's a genius by human standards.
Kek
will we see him and Gamora mentor a young Sam Alexander in a future Nova movie?
HAHA I GET IT BECAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE SUBHUMAN. EPIC JOKE. LET'S ALL GO BACK TO THE_DONALD FOR FROSTY MILKSHAKES, KEK!!!
Have sex femcel
>tfw will never be this buttblasted
Holy Fucking Based
>one character is annoying
>HOW DARE THEY INSULT THIS ONE CHARACTER; IT'S A FRONT AGAINST HALF THE POPULATION I TELL YA